What Could Have Been ... 1st fan-fic by Pazuzu

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I find you amusing! So there!

Wait a minute - that wasn't a witty response at all...

TOTPD!!!

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Now, if you're all done finding each other amusing, we can pester PazuzuJr about the next update.
*proceeds to do so*

EDIT: Yes!!!!!  I'M FINALLY A STARSHIP CAPTAIN!

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Aye, congrats.

I await the next part and bid you good luck

[Reply #203 on:]

Then why are you crying?

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@RDR: Was that meant to be evil? Because if so it was pathetic.  I'm amusing! Yay!
@Trombonist:*Plays Futurama theme tune on trombone* Congrats!
@Deca:Lol.
@Pazuzu: Next part please!
@Unregistered: 'Aye' is pirate talk!

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@Evelyn: No, it was meant to be a witty response. But it went wrong. And I'm lazy so I didn't change it.
@Trombonist: Congratulations!
@Anyone who cares: September 19 - Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

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September 19th you say? ARGH! what's ugust 23rd? (J/W) 

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August the 23rd is talk like an idiot day.
Trombonist won't even have to change.

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I'm suprised you said Trombonist instead of me. 

[Reply #209 on:]

Great story! Love how Leela's character is different because she grew up with her parents! And, yet, through the subtle differences, we've still got the same, good-ole Bender.

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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
I'm suprised you said Trombonist instead of me.   

No, yours is "Talk like a Doofus Day". It's very different from "Talk Like an Idiot" Day

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Thanks, your a real friend. What day is that one then?

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August 23rd? Ride the Wind Day. Things you can do one Ride the Wind Day:
• Fly in an airoplane.
• Fly a kite.
• Parachute.
• Hang glide.
• Take a motorcycle ride (don't look at me, I found this on the Internet!).
• Hop in a sailboat and go for a ride.
• Just kick back and enjoy one of the last days on summer.

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Wind-motorcycling?

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Wind-sailing?

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Alright we get the point.

Windsday sucks.

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My internet went whack on me.  I had to shoot it, and get a new one. 

PazuzuJr, you are slower than frozen molasses!

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How slow are frozen molasses?

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VERY slow.
Maybe we need a time machine...

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I have already devised a plan to nick the Doctor's TARDIS... We could put it into operation if you want! Or I could simply yap on about Doctor Who until Pazuzu posts the next part. Sort of blackmail, you understand? She hates Doctor Who!

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PazuzuJr, you even made Dr. Cox angry with the amount of time it takes to write a new update!

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When are you going to update? The story is really good and I hate to see good stories not get updated. Everything else that I would have to say has already been said by Dr. Cox and Trobonist. Update or I'm gonna make my own fanfic with blackjack and hookers.
@Trombonist: A true to character Dr. Cox rant. Good job. I almost said that you could have used some girls names but Pazuzuis a girl. Rant oh, well.

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 Great Rant, Trombonist.

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Poor old Dr.Cox...

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Hooray for rants. Now, all you folks out there, Pazuzu may not update for a while because we've got exams all this week, and we're very busy. That's why I haven't been updating my threads, and I'm sure it's why Pazuzu hasn't been updating this one. Patience, my friends, is a virtue. 

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*explodes because of no patience*

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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Patience, my friends, is a virtue.

I guess I'm not a very virtuous person.

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I was going to let this slide, but then I realised, why should I let anybody get away with being either wrong or stupid?   

Originally posted by Decapodian:
   

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Hey deca - I just read your wiki - why am I you enemy?     

That's not on my wiki. Oh wait it is, TNUK added it. I'll just delete it now. Bam!

I didn't add it. Check again, pork-pouch (check the history log).   

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
That's ok then!      TNUK added on my wiki that i was a spammer.

Your record would indicate that I was not incorrect.   

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Have you seen TNUK's wiki???

If you mean the article on me that is currently being hosted on wikiPEELia, then I would caution you against believing everything that you read.   

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Yes. He's been banned 5 times. His 1st banning was for insulting other PEELers, 2nd was for a flame war against a PEELer who will be un-named, 3rd was for being offensive to other PEELers (again), 4th was when he posted  delibrately insensitive comments on the Boxing Day Tsunami in 2004 (Which he said at the bottom of his post
" ban me for this, I dar you" and his 5th was because of his siggie.

More than that, surely. Those are the ones I remember. Please do bear in mind that more has elapsed than meets the eye, and you're seeing only portions of PEEL's history, carved neatly into palatable slices. Older, more experienced, and longer-standing members than you are not so quick to dismiss my contribution(s).   

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Yes, yes, I know, I did read the damn thing, I didn't post that for the fun of it!

Regardless, it was still spam.

Having dived into this thread because I was attempting to make a accurate assessment of PazuzuJr's abilities and update the wiki accordingly, I can honestly say that I am astounded. I shall not be making any evaluative judgement calls regarding quality any time soon.

I'll probably not enter this thread again any time soon, either. If you're looking for a reason I'm saying this, compare this thread and the content to one of, say, JBERGES' fanfic threads. Or perhaps DrThunder's. Maybe one of Kryten's. You should see what I'm talking about, if you're as smart as you all believe yourselves to be.

   

I suppose it serves me right for even thinking about venturing into On-Topic.

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He makes a very good point.

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What's patience? Damn exams I'm glad that mine aren't until late June but then again I'm gonna have 6 of 'em   

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Hey everyone! Sorry for disappearing so much but as RDR said we have tests all week which seem to require endless revision and its fast becoming the time when our end of year assessments mount up! I have been thinking of the next bit and will defo write it soon (I’ll try tonight!) but until then sorry for delay!

@trombonist - Dr. Cox! My fave character of my 3rd fave show! I'm sad to have angered him   

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Good riddance is what I say to TNUK. Me? Spamming? I really am insulted. I sure hope he never comes to one of my threads to make a comment like that. I'm very glad that you'll be updating soon, Pazuzu, thi is a really good fanfic. Also: who the fudge is Dr. Cox?!

I can't believe I told this lot that patience is a virtue. This lot! What was I thinking? 

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Dr Perry Cox is a doctor on Scrubs (awesome show FYI!) and a random thing: i start watching TV series after he last ep has aired. This has been true for - Futurama, Malcolm in the middle, Friends and scrubs. Interesting....or not 

Oh - last day of tests tomorrow - I’ll update Saturday to celebrate 

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Please dont hurt me, TNUK!

@Paz: How did Fry meet Bender since Leela wasn't making him run away?

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What are you talking about, Deca? You're not making any sense! Also: hooray for the end of exams!  What is Scrubs, anyway? I was told it was a soap...

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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
What are you talking about, Deca? You're not making any sense! 

I mean, in the Space Pilot 3000, Bender only met Fry because Fry was running away from Leela. But since Leela never left the sewers, who's Fry going to running away from?

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@ Deca - Fry was helping leela run away from Charlie. When they came up from the manhole Bender was there.

@RDR - how dare you cll scrubs a soap! it is far greater than a common soap! it is a sit-com!!! It's about a group of people (Elliot, JD, Turk, Carla, Dr Cox, Dr Kelso...) who all work at a hospital called Sacred Heart. It's a good show. Watch it! (I was just watching Scrubs so feel like saying - OMG Dr Cox loves Carla!  )

am thinking bout update...

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Hey, hey, it wasn't me who suggested the idea (actually, I've forgotten who it was)! Don't turn on me, your loyal friend, who when I've gained your trust will turn on you and EXTERMINATE you!!! Uh... Ignore that last part... ^^;

What do you mean, "it is far greater than a common soap"? Does that mean it is an uncommon soap? I think I'm starting to confuse myself...

Hooray for updates! 

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@ RDR by "far greater than a common soap" i ment "soaps aare common and Scrubs id far better than them"

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tnuk makes a very[/i] good point.

I hope you update soon.