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Decapodian

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« Reply #160 on: 04-25-2007 01:15 »
« Last Edit on: 04-25-2007 01:15 »

STOP SHOUTING!


Whooo! Top of the Page Slinky!

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #161 on: 04-25-2007 10:23 »

Ok Pazuzu, it's been almost a month since we had an update, and i'm getting very impatient!!!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #162 on: 04-25-2007 14:11 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
HALLOWEEN? WHY?! IS IT BECAUSE IT'S THE TIME OF YEAR THAT EVERYONE IS EVIL?

No, it's because it's about ghosts... *Is mysterious*  evil laugh

And Pazuzu, when's the fic? As you can see, the peoples are getting impatients.



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Decapodian

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« Reply #163 on: 04-25-2007 21:17 »

MY brains are going to explode without the fic!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #164 on: 04-26-2007 10:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2007 00:00 »

You have a brain? Naw, i'm kidding.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #165 on: 04-27-2007 06:32 »

That hurt, Evelyn
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #166 on: 04-27-2007 10:17 »

Sorry, I didn't mean it. I'll cross it out now
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #167 on: 04-27-2007 14:01 »

Evelyn is right you know. And I have the power to insult people, or at least imply nasty things about them, because I am evil.  evil laugh
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #168 on: 04-27-2007 15:02 »

... and your obsessed with cheese.
@RDR: Where's Pazuzu?
@Pazuzu: Where's Dave B?
@Dave B: Where's Deca?
Oh, wait, hi deca! When did you get back?!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #169 on: 04-27-2007 15:43 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2007 15:43 »

How the hell should I know?!   tongue

Actually, I haven't seen much of her for two weeks, which is strange as we go to the same school.  confused
Trombonist

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« Reply #170 on: 04-27-2007 16:50 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2007 00:00 »

1. Even if she's sick, she still has access to the internet, right?

2. How do I cross things out!?

3. This thread is so spammy that I have devised a song about spamming just to post here.  It's based on "No One Mourns the Wicked"

No One Mourns the Spammers

Trombonist:
Good news! They’re banned!
The spamming spammer is banned!
The spammiest spammer there’ll ever be
The enemy of all of us here, you see
Is banned!
Good news!
Good news!
 
Wooter: Look! It's Nixorbo!
 
Nixorbo: Fellow PEELers:
Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked spammings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That PEEL will conquer spamming?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and -
 
MrBlonde: No one mourns the spammers
jle1993: No one cries "They’re gone for good!"
PEELers: No one begs the Admins to relent!

Ralph Snart: The PEELer scorns the spammers!
Decapodian: Through their posts, the nOObs will learn
PEELers: What we miss, when the bans are sent:
 
Teral: And PEELers know
The spammers lives are lonely
PEELers know
The spammers post alone
TNUK: It just shows when you're spamming
You post only
On your own

FuturamaPac: Yes, PEELers know
The spammers lives are lonely
PEELers know
The spammers cry alone
Nurdbot: Nothing grows for the spammers
They reap only
What they’ve sown

PazuzuJr: No one mourns the spammers!
JoshTheater: Now at last, they’re banned and gone!
PEELers: Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
RobotDevilRox: And goodness knows
We know what spamming is
PEELers know
The spammers post alone
Admins/Mods: Woe to those
Who spam on our forum
They are shown:

PEELers: No one mourns the spammers
(Nixorbo: Good news! )

PEELers: No one mourns the spammers!
(Nixorbo: Good news!)

PEELers: No one mourns the spammers!
Spammers!
Spammers!


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Fame. Fortune. Trombones!

Did you know that hell has it's own website?

From my #1 fan

To my #1 fan: I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!!
Decapodian

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« Reply #171 on: 04-27-2007 23:24 »

Technically, posting that makes you a spammer
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #172 on: 04-28-2007 01:23 »

He asked a few good questions though.
@RDR: So you haven't seen her in school for two weeks? :/ that's some sort of bad absence.
@Trombonist: To cross things out-
INSERT TEXT HERE[@S]
(replace @ with /)
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #173 on: 04-28-2007 08:16 »

No, she's been there, I've seen her in English class, she just hasn't spoken to me that much. We're not in the same class so I only normally see her at break and lunch anyway.

@Trombonist: You included every single PEELer but me in that song!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #174 on: 04-28-2007 08:49 »

Aww, what a shame.  evil laugh But seriously Trombomist, you included Bean but not RobotDevilRox? heh, don't you have time for friends?  tongue
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #175 on: 04-28-2007 11:30 »

Really, though, why do you think Pazuzu's gone? I know she had an arguament with one of her best friends (who is also one of my best friends), but that surely can have nothing to do with me. Right?
Trombonist

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« Reply #176 on: 04-28-2007 12:31 »

Since BeanBeanBean doesn't post much anymore, I have givene RDR his place. 
I see two solutions to this problem. 
1: RDR should talk to her at school.
2: One of us should yake it upon ourselves to Email her, Preferrably RDR because you two know each other.

RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #177 on: 04-28-2007 14:06 »

Thanks, Trombonist, for adding me to the song! XD
Hmm... Yeah, I'll give e-mailing her a try. Trombonist had a point when he said this thread was getting spammy.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #178 on: 04-29-2007 02:32 »

It is, but if we had a story to talk about it wouldn't be  tongue
Oh and I was only asking you whether you'd seen her lately, since she's not posting... or writing... but if I'd fallen out with one of my friends I wouldn't post much either, until I got my Futurama spirit back... You can still try the classic 'make Pazuzu and her friend accidentally meet somewhere on one of their birthdays and lay out a cake in front of them'. Just a suggestion.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #179 on: 04-29-2007 08:40 »

I don't acctually care about the friend thing i've just had loads of hw and been busy so i haven't been on the comp in a while. I keep meaning to update but i don't have an idea for the next bit =P

will start the next bit when i've done my biology test, french h/w, practice for a german test, do sopme art research and a math test! and some tech home-work!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #180 on: 04-29-2007 09:10 »

Wow, just like magic, we start talking about you and then you appear from the depth of your homework desk! Anyway, can't wait for the update!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #181 on: 04-29-2007 09:52 »

That's the power of the e-mail, my friend. The magic of the Internet, am I right? :P I gave in my R.E. project on Friday!  big grin I'm so glad to have it out the way, now I can get started on my request thread! Screw the rest of my homework. XD I can't wait for the update either! Hurry up, Pazuzu!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #182 on: 04-29-2007 10:17 »

I'll update sooner if someone could tell me how to make strawberry mousse...(tech hw  tongue)
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #183 on: 04-29-2007 11:58 »

How to make strawberry mousse
Update?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #184 on: 04-29-2007 14:53 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2007 14:53 »

lol - thanks!! here you go: long awaited update!

Meanwhile, on Vergon 6…

“Ken this is commander 18-C, stationed on Vergon 6”

Ken replied from the nibble-ship. “Ah Nibbler, long time no see. Or even speak for that matter!”

“Yes, yes but…”

“You know, me and Fiona will have to have you round for snacks and a film some time”

“Yes, okay, yes…”

“Oh, do you remember the last time we got together? Good times. Good times! Oh, that reminds me…”

“KEN. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS! THIS IS TO DO WITH ‘THE MIGHTY ONE!’”

Every one on the nibble-ship over heard the most important words to every Niblonian. The mighty one. 

“I’m sorry Lord Nibbler, I had no idea – what’s the problem?”

“Philip Fry isn’t reporting to his work station anymore. If he doesn’t return within one week then he will miss the delivery to Vergon 6 and I won’t be able to protect him before the brainspawn invasion!”

“We will have to act, ” said ken “ and now!”

And back to where we last took off

“Aw screw it, I’m out of here. I’ll rob a grocery store on the way over.” The impatient bender strode off towards a tube line.

“Stay here-” Fry instructed Leela as he tried to follow Bender. “-I’ll be right back. I promise.”

With that Fry followed Bender to the tube entrance and Leela covered the manhole, trapping Charlie in the sewers.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #185 on: 04-29-2007 18:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Wow, just like magic, we start talking about you and then you appear from the depth of your homework desk! Anyway, can't wait for the update!

Speak of the devil and he shall appear...

Great Update PazuzuJr

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Trombonist

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« Reply #186 on: 04-29-2007 19:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Speak of the devil and he shall appear...

Silly you, I've been here the entire time.

Great update, even if Charlie is still alive and untortured...

Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #187 on: 04-29-2007 19:24 »

About time.

Just kidding, but hooray for an update! Where's Fry going?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #188 on: 04-29-2007 20:16 »

Finally an update!!!!!!! What is Fry doing? Can't wait for more please don't take sooo long to update! Good story.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #189 on: 04-30-2007 00:09 »

@Paz: What were you doing that kept you from updating for so long?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #190 on: 04-30-2007 10:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-30-2007 10:52 »

Thanks everyone! i won't be so long next time but i've had tonnes of hw recently and next week we have relly important tests every day! so between revision and hw i will make more time to update!

@sine and bendersfa - where fry's going - "“Stay here-” Fry instructed Leela as he tried to follow Bender. “-I’ll be right back. I promise.” "

@ deca- hw and revision

EDIT: i just thought - there should be a PEELie for spammiest thread. this one would have to win =P
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #191 on: 04-30-2007 11:34 »

Update? Where? Yay, update! After one whole month! Must be a new record.  laff
Anyway, this thread became spammy because there was no update to discuss.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #192 on: 04-30-2007 15:50 »

the second part took 3 months t update  tongue
Trombonist

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« Reply #193 on: 04-30-2007 17:18 »

I hope you saw my spam song!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #194 on: 05-01-2007 11:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
the second part took 3 months t update   tongue
What? That's longer than I've ever been on PEEL!

PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #195 on: 05-01-2007 13:30 »

@Trobone-dude: yes lol. it was funny! especially that u did't give RDR a pat  laff

@f-pac: lol!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #196 on: 05-01-2007 13:42 »

You took your sweet time! It was a great update though.  wink

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
the second part took 3 months t update    tongue
What? That's longer than I've ever been on PEEL!


Three months and you've already caught me up!? I'm gonna have to work harder! Ah, screw it, I'm off to The Futurama Fishface...

 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
@Trobone-dude: yes lol. it was funny! especially that u did't give RDR a pat   laff

What's that supposed to mean?!



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FuturamaPac

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« Reply #197 on: 05-01-2007 14:20 »

I'm sure she meant 'part' not pat  laff If not, then i'm scared. And anyway, please do not call the Futurama FORCE a fishface. Zoidbender will be outraged.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #198 on: 05-01-2007 14:22 »

Who gives a damn? XD And I know what she meant, but I am outraged that she found that amusing!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #199 on: 05-01-2007 14:41 »

I find everything amusing  cry
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