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Author Topic: Keela(Kif's one eyed daughter.  (Read 1457 times)
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Bender_the_Grea

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« on: 02-01-2007 19:39 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2007 00:00 »

Ok this is the story of Keela the daughter of Kif and Leela by DNA but keela's mom is Amy.  Enjoy the Story
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   Keela sat nervously in her chair waiting for the final test.  Keela wanted to be like her DNA mother, a space pilot.  She remembered the first time she had a space lesson with Leela, thinking back she realized what a horrible pilot she was then.  “The final space piloting test is today.  If you past this you will be given a pilot license if not then you will have to retake the course,” her teacher, Mr. Wernstrom Jr., boomed.
   
Oh no, I can’t fail this test, I can’t stand the pressure, Keela though.  But when she got her test she realized they were simple questions, such as how many light-years from a railroad you have to be when a space train is coming. She was doing great until she got to question 32.  It read as follows, When you are being chase by the robot mafia do you A) Shoot them with your lasers 2)Fire torpedo 3 at full speed 3)Rub cheetah blood on the engine and hope it works. Explain why.  This is easy, she thought, but right when she was about to fill in the explanation her pencil broke.  She got up went to the pencil sharpener and tried to sharpen her pencil but the sharpener blew up in her face.  “DOESN’T ANY THING WORK AROUND THIS HELL HOLE WE CALL EARTH?!?!?!?” She screamed at the top of her lungs.
   
“Ms. Kroker I’m going to have to ask you to leave.  This will give you an automatic F on your test,” Mr. Wernstrom replied.  What how could I get an f, how am I going to face dad.  I know I’ll tell him I quited because my teacher tried to abuse me, yea that will work. Keela thought.

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What will happen when Kif heres about his daughter's out rage.  Find out in the next installment of Keela.

Plz respond peoples i like to know what you think.

RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #1 on: 02-02-2007 13:10 »

Nice story, very interesting. i like how you've already started to give us an idea of what the characters are like. I'm looking forward to the next part!
Writer unit32

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« Reply #2 on: 02-02-2007 13:20 »

Heh,heh,nice.

By the way,if Keela is already got out of water,which meen that many years have passed,does that meen that Kif and Amy(and maybe Fry and Leela) are married?
Also,nice to see Wernstrom still breathing  tongue
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #3 on: 02-02-2007 15:49 »

^it's wernstrom Jr. lol^

good point Writer, i hope Fry/Leela are married twenty years on!

great story - can't wait for more!
Bender_the_Grea

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« Reply #4 on: 02-02-2007 18:25 »

Yay.  Yea well i was waiting for a response to the story to keep on writing it.  Now that i know people  like it i will continue with the story once i write it more of it.
Bender_the_Grea

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« Reply #5 on: 02-02-2007 18:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2007 18:52 »

Sorry about double posting but here is the next part of it.

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Keela got on her bike and rode home.  When she got home Kif, her dad, said “Keela I just got off the phone with your teacher.”  Oh no, Keela thought, he knows about my outburst in class.  “I’m very disappointed in you, me and your mother are going to have a talk about this.”

“Talk about what honey,” Amy said as she steeped in through the door.

“Keela got an F on her test today because she screamed about Earth being a hell hole,” Kif replied

“I see, Keela why don’t you go see you aunt Leela and your uncle Fry while me and your dad talk,”

“Ok mom,” Keela replied she loved seeing her aunt and uncle.  Maybe Leela could give her more advice on how to kick a guys but when he makes fun of your eye.  So with a sudden burst of energy she hoped on her bike and headed for the Planet Express building down on Nixon Street.

<*-^-*>

I think this will emerge to become a great fanfic.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #6 on: 02-03-2007 04:37 »

I'm enjoying this. I like it.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #7 on: 02-03-2007 09:39 »

Really great so far! I like the connection between Leela and Keela.  tongue
Reginleif

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« Reply #8 on: 02-03-2007 13:09 »

Woot! Go Keela!
Reginleif

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« Reply #9 on: 02-03-2007 13:49 »

Any body HOOOME!!!? *flails*
Reginleif

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« Reply #10 on: 02-03-2007 14:06 »

Hey, what's the link to WikiPEELia?
Writer unit32

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« Reply #11 on: 02-03-2007 14:10 »

She's/he's definitly someone's fake account...
Bender19
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« Reply #12 on: 02-03-2007 19:30 »
« Last Edit on: 02-03-2007 19:30 »

i would like t see fry and lealas son/dauthger would look like make one about that or hows bender doing  big grin
Bender_the_Grea

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« Reply #13 on: 02-03-2007 20:38 »

I think what your saying is like, you would like to see fry and Leela's son or daughter or bender perhaps.  Now I'm not giving anything away but I think you peoples will like this next segment when it is finished.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #14 on: 02-03-2007 20:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Reginleif:
Hey, what's the link to WikiPEELia?

Click here for the entry that most accurately describes your posting style.

A few pointers:

  • Double and triple posts are frowned upon here.
  • Being a spam-happy idiot with nothing useful to contribute is also frowned upon (although God knows why, eh?   roll eyes  ).
  • Asking questions such as "where is the link to wikiPEELia" belongs in the Test Thread.

    Have a nice day!

Reginleif

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« Reply #15 on: 02-03-2007 20:49 »

Thank you! *bows before the great space pope*
Bender_the_Grea

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« Reply #16 on: 02-03-2007 21:52 »

Ok an update.  Yea i know it's a lot of talking but theres 3 new characters, enjoy.

<*-^-*>

To be technical, Fry and Leela were there last names well Leela was her aunt’s maiden name.  Anywho, she also liked to hang out with her cousin Yancy.  She had another cousin named Sally, but she was a little baby.  Yancy, unlike her had 2 eyes so they would ask how it was to have 1 eye or 2 eyes.

She got to the building and headed inside. “Hi Keela,” Leela said. “How are things at home?”

“Well I failed the final exam today at school,” Keela said weakly.

“What happened, did some boy make fun of your eye?”

“No the pencil sharpener blew up in my face.  Man then I got an F for yelling about Earth being a hell hole.”

“Oh, ok. Did any shards land in your eye?”

“No, but thanks for asking.  Anyway where is everyone?” Keela asked looking around the empty building.

“Well, Fry and Yancy are taking Nibbler for a walk, the professor is taking a nap, and so is Sally.”

“Where is Scruffy?”

“Present,” Scruffy said as he walked by the room.  A few short seconds after that a handsome young man walked into the room, at that point Keela knew she wanted him.

“Who is that?” Keela asked, jaw down.

“That’s David, he never talks and all we know about him is he is Scruffy’s nephew.” Leela replied.

<*-^-*>

So is it liked or not?
Reginleif

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« Reply #17 on: 02-03-2007 22:11 »

I loves this story!
Plus scruffy is cool.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #18 on: 02-04-2007 03:37 »

David, handsome young man, Keela wants him...me too.
Bender_the_Grea

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #19 on: 02-04-2007 03:56 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2007 03:56 »

hey its scruffy nephew.  Anywho Keela gets what Keela wants.

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Fry and Yancy came in just seconds later with a very hyper Nibbler.  “How was you walk honey?” Leela asked as she went to welcome home her son and husband.

“Ok I guess,” Fry said.  He looked around and noticed Keela. “Hi Keela.”  Just then Yancy started to run towards Keela.

“Sup Keela,” he said with a grin on his face.  “How did your test go today?”

“Well, um…” Keela started.  “I failed.”  She though Fry and Yancy would gasp but Fry just went on with life and Yancy just stared.

“What happened?” Yancy asked.  “Wait I bet it was the pencil sharpener.”

“How did you know?” she asked in amassment.

“Well I work with electronics and in the buiz you know every thing.”

“Hey do you know anything about him?” Keela whispered pointing to David.  There really was no need to whisper Fry and Leela already left and David was just listening to music.

“David? Nobody knows anything about him except maybe Scruffy but nobody ever sees him.” Yancy replied.  Then David got up, took off his headphones and went by them.

“Be there,” he said tossing a piece of paper towards Keela.  She picked it up and read it.

“What does it say?” Yancy asked.

“It says; 7:00Pm, Elzar’s, tonight, be there, Signed David.”

“Whoa, are you going to go?” Yancy asked like a overwhelmed school girl.

“Of course,” She said with a grin on her face.

<*-^-*>

So you like it?
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 02-04-2007 03:58 »

YEAAAAAAH, SHIPPY, I love it love it love it love it
Bender_the_Grea

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #21 on: 02-04-2007 04:31 »

Yay it is loved.
Reginleif

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« Reply #22 on: 02-04-2007 11:07 »

Very good.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #23 on: 02-04-2007 12:18 »

Ooh! This story is getting VERY interesting now! What happens next?
Writer unit32

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« Reply #24 on: 02-04-2007 12:47 »

Give me a K
Give me a E
Give me another E
Give me a L
Give me a A

Hmmm,doesn't look exactly like I expected it to...  tongue
Reginleif

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« Reply #25 on: 02-04-2007 13:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2007 13:23 »

Wouldn't Cubert be 32 now? And Scruffy like 50?
Writer unit32

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« Reply #26 on: 02-04-2007 13:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Reginleif:
Wouldn't Cubert be 32 now?

I prefer to think that he would be dead by now.

 
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And Scruffy like 50?

Nope,he would be 196377 by now
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #27 on: 02-04-2007 13:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 I prefer to think he would be dead by now
I prefer to think that I killed him

nautilus

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« Reply #28 on: 02-05-2007 07:29 »

I'd say that he displaced Nixon as president of earth
Writer unit32

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« Reply #29 on: 02-05-2007 10:43 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 10:43 »

 
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Originally posted by nautilus:
I'd say that he displaced Nixon as president of earth

Is that a good thing?
Coz,in case you haven't noticed,Cubert is the most hated character ever.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #30 on: 02-05-2007 13:11 »

Ever ever ever. I prefer to think Cubert would have been tortured to death by now.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #31 on: 02-05-2007 13:17 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Ever ever ever. I prefer to think Cubert would have been tortured to death by now.

I prefer to think I was the one whjo tortured him.
Reginleif

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« Reply #32 on: 02-05-2007 16:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 16:18 »

I think Cubert is a horrible little brat, but he doesn't REALLY deserve to die, mabey he could be in jail?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #33 on: 02-05-2007 16:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Reginleif:
I think Cubert is a horrible little brat, but he doesn't REALLY deserve to die, mabey he could be in jail?

Maybe he could be a head in a jar and get tortured every second?Hey,that's a idea!
But seriously,of course he deserves to die!One of the most popular thread in Human Resourses Dep is about ways to kill Cubert.
Reginleif

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« Reply #34 on: 02-05-2007 17:34 »

That IS a fun thread, Hmm. Yes, head in a jar. Next to ex-president nixon ragging at him *devil smiley*
Reginleif

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« Reply #35 on: 02-05-2007 20:38 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 20:38 »

delete
nautilus

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« Reply #36 on: 02-05-2007 20:48 »

That's a bit generous. We've already seen that there is room for up to 5 heads in the one jar. Stick him in there with Nixon I say
Reginleif

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« Reply #37 on: 02-05-2007 21:05 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 21:05 »

Indeed, Stick him in with Nixon.  I'm truely sorry for my double post above, Nix, please delete it   frown
Bender_the_Grea

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« Reply #38 on: 02-05-2007 23:45 »

You just gave me ideas for my story.
Reginleif

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« Reply #39 on: 02-06-2007 17:55 »

 big grin Glad to be of help!
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