intractive fan fic therd

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Edited coz I misread a certain part of nautilus's bit


Meanwhile,Zoidberg got on his feet and broke out of the building making a hole in the wall,not noticing that Leela was still in that room,nor that there was a door there.
"I'll try to fing Leela" He thought."Superclam away!"

Superclam, hes the man,
If he can't do it,no one can!
He catches our crooks and steals our food!
with his laser eyes and his superstrength, dude!

SUPERCLAM!
He can fly through space!
SUPERCLAM!
Hes better then the Human race!
SUPERCLAM!!!

Meanwhile in the military,they were checking the scanners* that just arrived.
"Sir" Some guy said, "This one detected some weird UFO!Looks like a flying lobster!"
"Nuke it."
"But dont you think that's a little extreme?"
"Nuke it".


*Military Scanners - a type of flying robotic devises used to detect any criminal activity.A spoof of the Scanners used by the Combine in Half-Life 2 to find Gordon Freeman.

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Oh man,you're making this thread lonely.
After seing it at the bottom,I felt the need to bump it.

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wirter cool new avatar i like it this therd is getin hot

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Never fear! I shall salvage this thread!
P.S Has anyone figured out where I got the name SuperClam from.

As Zoidberg was flying, a thought occured to him. If Im flying at super-speed, then wouldnt I have already overtaken Leela?[I/]
" I better turn back" he exclaimed.
Suddenly he saw a military-grade(ie crappy grade) Nuke heading towards him!
" Ah-hah!" he said." I'll just avoid him using my anti-Nuke Spray that I keep in my Zoid-Belt!."( In the year 3000, Anti-Nuke Sprays were commonplace and are sold for $1.95 at a retailer near YOU![I/]

Meanwhile back at Amy's apartment, Fry was recounting what had just happened. he was pretty sure that he and Amy were getting it on, when Leela bust in with a ray-gun. But then a weird lobster in a mask and cape burst in and made a hole in the wall and took the gun off Leela. And then the weird lobster thingy made another hole in the wall and flew off.
" Well that was  random" he said before picking up the gun and advancing to where Leela lay, still stunned from the SuperClam attack....

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Super Clam...Super Clam...Where did I hear that before(Well,except Superman  )...SpongeBob SquarePants,maybe?...
Anyway now to continue with the story.


Fry came up to Leela's paralised body.
Amy watched him."Are you suren she deserves this?"She axed.
Fry looked around and watched her in the eyes."One time is a mistake,ten times is a affair.Y'know what I'm talking about"
"Fry!Did she deserve this?"
For some time Fry looked unsure,then he gave up."No.I guess we should call someone...".Then he saw that Decapodian fly this way."Oh crap..."

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back to that nuke super clam srays that nuke with his nuke speay then after that he sets of bak to nny to feed himslef mean while bak at PEHQ
fry and amy are carying leela to the table and they set her on it then the prof comes in finley
super pills that work on humans  the prof said ill save this for later the prof said as he put them on the table o candy fry said as he saw the  white  pills fry grabs the pills opening the the top with his mouth then eats them fry feals the same tingleing thing that zoidbeurg did then he turns into Spider-Fry  [them song starts] spider-fry spider-fry hes a relly dumb guy spins a web at deb lookout here comes spider-frrrry look out her comes spider-fry ya [them song ends] p.s if didnt figure it out by now im a die hard spider-man fan

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Originally posted by Bender19:
back to that nuke super clam srays that nuke with his nuke speay then after that he sets of bak to nny to feed himslef mean while bak at PEHQ
fry and amy are carying leela to the table and they set her on it then the prof comes in finley
super pills that work on humans  the prof said ill save this for later the prof said as he put them on the table o candy fry said as he saw the  white  pills fry grabs the pills opening the the top with his mouth then eats them fry feals the same tingleing thing that zoidbeurg did then he turns into Spider-Fry  [them song starts] spider-fry spider-fry hes a relly dumb guy spins a web at deb lookout here comes spider-frrrry look out her comes spider-fry ya [them song ends] p.s if didnt figure it out by now im a die hard spider-man fan

Bender19,
please use grammar and correct spelling at least some of the time. Please?
No-one can understand a word you say....

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Here's my translation of Bender19's bit.I changed it a little so it makes more sense.Well, basically the same thing Freela did the last time he was writing.

Super Clam was aproaching.Amy looked around in search for something that could save them.Then she remembered about the strange pistol in Fry's arm.She grabbed it and shot Super Clam.
Super Clam/Zoidberg didn't feel pain or anything like that,but somehow he knewn his powers were weakening.He fell on the ground not able to continue flying.
Then they heard a scanner.
"Sounds like trouble" Zoidberg said.
"Sounds like hope" Amy said.
"Sounds like a squeky door" Fry exclaimed.

The next morning Fry was running to the hospital.He could believe that he slept in today.
When he finally came,everyone else(except the preffessor) were already there.
"How is she?" He axed,coming up to Leela.She looked very weak.
Amy looked at him."Fry...I dont think she's gonna make it."
Fry felt his heart break.Then the proffessor walked in.
"Finally", He started a speach,"After seventeen hours of research,I'have madee super pills that work on humans!They should be just powerful enough to save Leela without giving her super powers"
He put'd a super pill in Leela's mouth.Then,everyone started watching her,as she was coming back to normal.
Everyone except Fry,who was messing around with the super pills.He took one.
Then he felt his insides change.Every single orgamn of his body was changing.Then he felt a strange tingling in his arms.He lloked at them and saw something white...
Spider web.
"Spider-Fry He thought to himself."Now that's a idea..."

Spider-Fry,Spider-Fry,
He's a really dumb guy!
Save the world,
Drink some Slurm,
Winners don't use drugs!

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When Zoidberg looked up he saw a red and blue clad superhero spinning on webs outside the PE building.
"Fry!" he exclaimed.
Theres only room for one superhero in this town though ZoidbergBut how will I defeat him without my powers? I know! To the professors laboraty!

Zoidberg crept up to the Proffessor and said" Look, Moms outside wearing only her underpants!"
"What!" said the Prof as he desperately polished his glasses for a better view."
"Tricked ya." said Zoidberg as he hit the Prof over the head with a lead pipe.
"Wha...?" said the Prof as he fell down unconscious.
"Ah-hah" cried Zoidberg. "I might not have my superpowers anymore but I can take the Profs experiments to enhance my fighting ability!"

A few hours later...
SpiderFry was just 'hanging' out when he heard a voice ring out across the street.
"Prepare to meet your doom SpiderFry! As you face me! Dr OctoClaw!"
Fry looked around and saw a mechanically enhanced Zoidberg walk towards him.
Zoidberg had strange eye-visor over one of his eyes. He had a mechanical right arm with a giant mechanical claw. The mechanical claw was razor-sharp and looked strong enough to rip through anything. But the most startling change was that Zoidberg now had six mechanical arms with claws at the ends growing out of his back!

SpiderFry just managed to jump out of the way before the red visor over one Zoidberg's eyes glowed and shot a laser bolt.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" laughed Dr OctoClaw.

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Spider-Fry jumped at OctoClaw pushing into a wall and breaking the wall.He stood in a battle pose before the broken wall,when all six arms grabbed him and pulled him into the house.One of the metal arms grabbed his throat.Super-Fry grabbed and ripped it.
OctoClaw was about to attack him again,when a lamp hit' his head.Spider-Fry turned around and someone literally smashed a boot in his stomach.They both looked up and saw Petunia who was screaming "Stop the God damn fighting!This is the seventh time you losers come in my house and fight the shit out of it!"
Spider-Fry and OctoClaw looked at each other,before screaming in unison "Run for your life!"

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lol

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I wonder where jle1993 is? I'd like to see her face when she realises what we've done to her shippy story.... Anyhoo.....

Outside,Spider-Fry and Dr OctoClam continued fighting, smashing anything that stood in the way of their desperate melee.
The rest of the PE crew was standing on the balcony watching the scene of wholesale destruction.
"Well, there goes the neighbourhood" said Amy.
A smashing sound was heard along with several agonising screams.
" There goes another neighbourhood" she repeated.
"We're jerked!" said Hermes."Nothing can stop superheroes that powerful!"
"Nothing except a group of superheroes equally as powerful!" exclaimed the Prof.

After a moment of silence, Amy said "Is it just me or does this scene feel kind of familiar, like we've done it before?"
"Thats because we've been repeating almost line for line what we said in Anthology of Interest 1 when Bender was huge. Remember?"
"Oh yes. That's right."

Meanwhile, OctoClaw threw SpiderFry into a wall and slowly walked up to him.
" Watch out Fry, I'm going to rip out your swimbladder and show it to you!"

"Halt! Cease and desist!" cried out a voice.
SpiderFry and Dr OctoClaw stood silently as a group of suited men walked up to them.
"Who are you?" asked SpiderFry.
"We represent Marvel Comics and we would like you to stop acting like our copyrighted characters, Spiderman and Dr Octopus.!"
"Oh my God!" said SpiderFry. "They're lawyers!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!" screamed OctoClaw.

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I have no prob with this story, I like Spiderman.

Deciding that their only hope was to team up, Dr OctoClaw and SpiderFry raced away, OctoClaw clearing a path infront of them and SpiderFry slowing down the lawyers.

"Why does this always happen? I get something I want and something goes wrong! First Leela has an affair, then I get chased by mad lawyers!" shouted SpiderFry, spinning a web at the lead lawyer, sendng him to the ground.
"I mean, can't I be happy just once!" asked SpiderFry, tripping up the lawyers with a string of webbing.

"Stop complaining Fry!" came a voice through his head.
"Wha...Leela! What are you doing in my head?"
"The prof got the dosage wrong again, so I got super powers too. And for the record, I'm now Leel Grey."
"If you're Leel Grey then I'm SpiderFry!"
"Yeah, fine, now concentracte!"
"I would if you'd get out of my head!"
"Fine, but I resent being compared to Amy!"
"Wha...But I only thought...Stop reading my mind!"
"There's not much to read!"
"HEY!"

Then there was silence.

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Originally posted by Decapodian:
I wonder where jle1993 is? I'd like to see her face when she realises what we've done to her shippy story.... Anyhoo.....

I thought I was the only one thinking that!

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
After a moment of silence, Amy said "Is it just me or does this scene feel kind of familiar, like we've done it before?"
"Thats because we've been repeating almost line for line what we said in Anthology of Interest 1 when Bender was huge. Remember?"
"Oh yes. That's right."

Huh?They know the episode's name?! 

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then some guy comes in carrying a mortal kombat arcade machen did somebodey oder this said the guy then the prof comes out of PE good news every i inveted a devise that lets you go inside video games he said the prof as this isnt a good time for your good news said leela as the prof came closer then he trips the device sends all of them in mortal kombat even bender amy and hermeis
witch wernt in the secene where are we says fry then they herd a a voice a storg vocie saying GET OVER HERE

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Originally posted by Bender19:
then some guy comes in carrying a mortal kombat arcade machen did somebodey oder this said the guy then the prof comes out of PE good news every i inveted a devise that lets you go inside video games he said the prof as this isnt a good time for your good news said leela as the prof came closer then he trips the device sends all of them in mortal kombat even bender amy and hermeis
witch wernt in the secene where are we says fry then they herd a a voice a storg vocie saying GET OVER HERE

What??

Its called grammer and spelling, Bender19.
You might need them.
I cant understand a word you say

@jle: Whats Leel Gray a parody of?

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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 What??

Its called grammer and spelling, Bender19.
You might need them.
I cant understand a word you say

I think he's saying one of the main characters is about to receive an uppercut from Scorpion (he extends his tongue and wraps it around his opponent's neck pulling them close). Without any defence, whoever bender19 is referring to will get knocked out in about 8 seconds

If anyone wants to get out of this mid 1990s SNES game reference be my guest

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What's a 'therd'? A nerd that holds time? 

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Leel Grey is a parody of Jean Grey from the X-men, Jean is also know as the phoenix when she loses control of her powers

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Originally posted by jle1993:
Leel Grey is a parody of Jean Grey from the X-men, Jean is also know as the phoenix when she loses control of her powers

In some comic book series,she's also known as Wonder Girl.She's possibly the most powerful mutant in the whole Marvel Universe.
On a slightly related note,what's the differense between a mutant and a "mutate"?

OK,I'll "translate" Bender19's bit.

"Leela?" Fry called/thought."Leela!Are you still there?
He stopped a couple more lawyers using his web,but fighting them like this looked hopeless.
Finally,OctoClaw returned "Fry,damn it,I forgot I was a super-villain!How am I suppose to get help?Smmm,nobody likes OctoClaw..."
Yep,everything was hopeless.
Just then the professor walked out of the PE building with something that looked like a laptop. "Good news,everyone!"He started"I invented a devise that can insert you into a video game without the virtual internet!"
The lawyers turned to him."Illegal experiments,eh?You know yu're gonna get into the Big House for that.
The professor stopped smiling "Oh crap!".He started pannicking and hit' some random buttons on his new invention.
The next thing Fry remembered was a green light,and then he fell on the floor in some place where he never was before.
He looked around."What video game is this?"
Zoidberg/OctoClaw replied "Dunno,but we're 4-dimensional"
"Huh?I thought that was 3-dimensional...Hey,I cant walk sideways!What's up with that?..."
He looked up.Then he saw them.Fifty(plus-minus) lawyers ready to fight.
Dun-dun-dun!

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u forgot who they where fighting not lawyers ill give u a hint MORTAL KOMBAT!! TEST YOUR MIGHT -PUNCH- TEST YOUR MIGHT -KICK- MORTAL KOMBAT

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I know it's Mortal Kombat!Also,it's probably Mortal Kombat 4,coz it's 3-dimensional,while having the same gameplay as previous 2-dimensional Mortal Kombat games.
But let me rimind you that they were fighting a bunch of mad lawyers,and before Farnsworth zapped Fry and Zoidberg into the virtual world the lawyers approached Farnsworth,so there's no way Fry and/or Zoidberg could have been zapped there without the lawyers.
But come to think of it,I did forget to mention it was Mortal Kombat...

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ya you did im a huge fan of MK and just got the new game MKA  yesterday ok now let the fight begin round one team match fry and zoidbrg vs 2 lawyers fight 3 2 1 fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by nautilus:
 
I think he's saying one of the main characters is about to receive an uppercut from Scorpion (he extends his tongue and wraps it around his opponent's neck pulling them close). Without any defence, whoever bender19 is referring to will get knocked out in about 8 seconds

If anyone wants to get out of this mid 1990s SNES game reference be my guest

MK was not a mid 1990s SNES game it was a
arcade game known as the first bloody one you can rip someones head of or freze ther legs and kick the legs so you know what i say to you fuck you retard     [sorry for any peelers that dont like swearing but it relly pisses me of when someone calls MK a SNES game i know it was but the arcade one started it all ]

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Then, as the lawyers were beginning their vicious attack, everything began to fade away. Fry found himself in blackness, floating through an etherial realm. Then he heard it, someone was calling his name. My mom? No, wait, she didn't know my name. Leela! As his thoughts coalesced he began to fade into reality, finding himself lying on the street, in terrible pain, with his favorite cyclops crouched over him.

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I'm allowed one more update in this story, sob, so here it is...also, have any of you read the new update on Secrets of the night yet?

"Fry, Fry are you okay!" wailed Leela into a dazed Fry as she cried to his shirt. Fry slowly sat up, surprising Leela completely.
"My head hurts, but shouldn't you know that, having the ability to read minds and all..." mumbled Fry, slowly rubbing his head and looking at Leela, who had fallen on her butt when he sat up.
Leela blushed, "You were dead to the world, I guess I paniced seeing you like that."
Fry began to remember what had happened, and rememebered why it had all started, he looked away from Leela in anger.
"If you were so upset I'm surprised you didn't run to Eddy," he spat, "You ran him before!"
Leela recoiled as though Fry had slapped her.
"I love you Fry, if you died I don't know what I'd do!"
"You'd run off and marry Eddy, maybe I should off myself and make it easy."
"Don't talk like that Fry, I don't love Eddy, I don't love anyone the way I love you!"
Fry got to his feet and stared down at Leela.
"You broke my heart so many times Leela, and I tried so hard to win you over. After we married I thought I had, but then you went to Eddy and broke my heart all over again. I'm sick of picking up the pieces Leela, and to be honest, I'm sick of you. I'll go to the apartment and get my stuff, I'm moving back in with Bender and resigning from Planet Express. Then I'm gonna go as far from you as I can."

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Back in the PE building,everyone(except Fry and Leela) were watching the screen of the "laptop" where Zoidberg was getting pWned by mad lawyers.
"Friends,change the game,please!Ouch!..."
The professor thought about that."OK,how about CS: Sourse?"
Amy looked puzzled, "Professor,why do the games have to be so primitive?Theese are at atleast a thousand years old.."
"Do you expect me to actually buy something or just download cheap ages old crap?"
They looked at the screen again.Now,in Counter Strike,a lawyer threw a briefcase at Zoidberg.When it hit' him in the head,they,the PE crew(once again,except Fry and Leela) heard a strong voice saying "Headshot.Humiliation".
Then they heard it(no,not the strong voice!).They ran out of the building.Leela was hovering in five feet under the ground,starring before her,blankly apparently with her powers out of control.She only noticed that she was wrecking everything around her when the road under her collapsed."Oh my God.." She said "Oh my God...Fry,wait!"

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hey in the year 3007 there is a mortal kombat game mortal kombat 2888 raft of the robot devil

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Ahhh, I hate this, I love the story, I wanna update, must supress authoristic urges!

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Originally posted by Bender19:
   

Originally posted by nautilus:
 
I think he's saying one of the main characters is about to receive an uppercut from Scorpion (he extends his tongue and wraps it around his opponent's neck pulling them close). Without any defence, whoever bender19 is referring to will get knocked out in about 8 seconds

If anyone wants to get out of this mid 1990s SNES game reference be my guest

MK was not a mid 1990s SNES game it was a
arcade game known as the first bloody one you can rip someones head of or freze ther legs and kick the legs so you know what i say to you fuck you retard       [sorry for any peelers that dont like swearing but it relly pisses me of when someone calls MK a SNES game i know it was but the arcade one started it all ]

Gee, talk about how to lose your cool

I wasn't having a personal attack at you but just going about what everybody else is doing in this thread - interpretting your mindless incoherent poorly worded dribble and putting it into fluent English   .

I think we all get who the real retard in this therd as you call it is, especially if that's the best word you can muster up   

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Leela could do nothing as her powers began to destroy the things around her. She struggled to keep control of them but they were too strong!

"Leela, stop!" cried out Hermes as the balcony underneath his feet began to disintergrate.
But Leela couldnt hear him."Theres only one way out of this" exclaimed Hermes. He dug into his pocket and drew out a couple of superpower pills he had taken from the Profs Laboratory. He quickly gulped them down just before a lance of psychic energy from Leel Gray hit him.

All that was left of the ground Hermes was standing on was a large crater. Then slowly Hermes climbed out of the crater unscathed, thanks to the superpower pills  he had taken.
"What!" yelled Leel Gray, " You cant possibly of survived that! Lets see how you can handle this!"
Another blast of energy hit Hermes but did no damage.
Only then did Leel Gray see the faint green glow around Hermes. As she watched his eyes slowly turned green."You're making me angry" he said.  "You wont like me when I'm angry."
Leel Gray and SpiderFry watched in in awe as Hermes' muscles swelled as he grew to a gigantic size.
" COME FACE THE WRATH OF..... THE JAMAICAN HULK!!" he roared.

Meanwhile in what was left of the PE building,Amy was panicking.
"why are they all fighting each other for no reason?"
"It appears that there is an unexpected side effect to the pill" replied the Prof.
" What is it?"
" It seems to be that their superhero alter-egos are taking over their personalitys" said the Prof, grimly.
"What does that mean?"
"It means that their personalities have been totally consumed by their superpowers! All they want to do now is to fight and cause destruction!I'm sorry Amy, but they are Fry, Leela and Hermes no longer!"

 

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On the street,Spaider-Fry and the Jamaican Hulk were both wrapped in Fry's spider web,thanks to Leel Grey.
"Leela..." Fry whispered.
"Leela?Leela?No,Fry.No longer am I the woman you knew.I am fire!And Life Incarnate!Now and forever,I am Pidgeon!"*

In the PE building,everyone was still watching Leela out of the window.
"How are we gonna stop that?' Bender axed. "I meen,I dont have anything against her destroying the city,but she is destroying fine booze..."
"I'm sure the mayor can help..." Proffessor answered.
"To the Bender-mobile!"

10 minuts later(tubes are pretty fast),in the mayor's office:
"So you're telling me that there's a crazy old cyclops named Pidgeon destroying my city with her super powers?" The mayor axed,skeptically.
"Yeah that's kinda right..." Amy said,understanding that her story was hard to believe.
"My God!We've gotta take immediate actions!"
"What kind of actions?"
"Nuking her"

* Yeah,a bad spoof of Phoenix.I completely copied what Jean said in the Dark Phoenix Saga.
OK,but Leela's not gonna kill herself in the end,like Jean did in the Dark Phoenix Saga,is she?

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She better not.

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look im from asia i dont know much english

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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
"Leela..." Fry whispered.

Why did you call him Fry? Even Fry is taken over by his powers remember?

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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Why did you call him Fry? Even Fry is taken over by his powers remember?

Because he's Fry?...Calling him Spider-Fry would've been pretty pointless....

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sigh mean while bendder watching the mayham from the rooftop of his aperment he he now this is a good show
them he trips and falls into a tub of RTW[robot toxic waste] and turns into the green bender

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As the Prof and amy looked on at the destruction caused by the fight between the Green Bender, The Jamaican hulk, Pidgeon and Spider-Fry.
"How are we going to stop them?" cried Amy.
"The only thing that can stop them is another superhero!" exclaimed the Prof."But how will we find a superhero who has superpowers that arnt caused by the pills?"
"I know" said Amy.  "We'll alert the PEELtastic 4!"

Meanwhile at the secret HQ of the PEELtastic 4....
The leader of the PEELtastic 4, Mr PEELtastic,(whos secret identity is Writer Unit 32) was checking the computer console.
"Incoming Message" said the computer.
Mr PEELtastic frowned as he read the message.
"This looks like a job for the PEELtastic 4!"
He pressed the alert button that alerted the other 3 members of the PEELtastic 4.
Quickly they all ran in.
There was The Invisible Jle(Secret identity: jle), The Human bender(Bender19) and the Thing-podian. Its obvius whos his secret identity is).

Mr PEELtastic said " Seems like theres a problem in NNY"....

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i was gona add the f4 but you got there b4 me  and a was gona be the human torch aloso so bravo decap bravo                 

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Thanks B19