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Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #200 on: 05-16-2007 13:10 »

Someone please revive this story!!!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #201 on: 05-16-2007 14:16 »

OMG! WTF!
Its... ALIVE!

Srsly though, I'll try to cook up a update.
Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #202 on: 05-17-2007 16:11 »

Ok
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #203 on: 05-17-2007 19:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2007 19:31 »

"I've got it!"  said the proffessor.  "We'll use suits made of dolomite!"
"But, isn't that the rock that withstands lava?"  Bender axed.
"It can do other things!" said an angry proffessor.  "Why shouldn't it!?"
"Wait a sec, proffessor" said Bender.  "I'm 40% dolomite.  Why does it affect me?"
The proffessor replied "Because for an object to be resistent to gamma radiation, it must be at least 43% dolomite."

twenty minutes later...

"Well," said the proffessor.  "I've taken some of your old clothing and lined it with enough dolomite to block gamma radiation.  Bender, since you don't wear clothing, you'll have to put on this cape, and, Zoidberg, you'll have to stay to watch over the building." 
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #204 on: 05-18-2007 01:47 »

"Hooray! I'm useful!" said Zoidberg.

As the others left, Zoidberg stayed behind in the PE building to watch over it.
He was trying to get past the padlock they'd put on the fridge when he saw something unusual.
One of the cupboards was glowing with a strange blue right.

Zoidberg approached the cupboard. "What is?"
Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #205 on: 05-22-2007 20:14 »

hi
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #206 on: 05-22-2007 21:06 »

That was spam.  Don't post unless you have something to contribute.  You've posted over 100 times and should know that by now.

I'll update later, but I have to study tonight.
Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #207 on: 05-28-2007 17:13 »

Then zoidberg opens the cupboard and looks in side. ooooooooooooo zoidberg said then he is sucked in to the cupboard.  to be contunued
Bender19
Bending Unit
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« Reply #208 on: 06-02-2007 08:26 »

come on any one
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #209 on: 06-03-2007 03:32 »

Fine.

Zoidberg looked around and saw he had landed in a world made of chocolate!

"Hooray! I must've been portalled to Germany 6! The world of chocolate!'

Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #210 on: 06-03-2007 21:14 »
« Last Edit on: 06-03-2007 21:14 »

Bender19, do not double post and use proper grammar for the english language.  Also, you can't make us post in this thread.  The only I reason even considered posting here is because I enjoy writing.  Double posting will only get you a reprimand such as this one. 

Zoidberg looked around. 
"Wait a minute," he said.  "This isn't Germany 6.  It's too blue.  I must be stuck in the saphire vacuum cleaner.  Apparently nobody change the bag after that chocolate spill last week."
Zoidberg slowly struggled out of the blue vacuum until he laying on the floor panting. 
"I should have grabbed a snack while I was there."
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Meanwhile, on the PE ship...
"Is everyone ready to go?"  asked the proffessor.  "Good.  We're about to enter the heart of the gamma radiation chambers.  It is here where we shall face the mastermind behind this."

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #211 on: 06-21-2007 02:31 »

The crew ran into the gamma chambers and what they saw shocked them.
'Sweet Lion of Zion! Nothin's here!' cried Hermes. He was right. The chambers were empty and a note on the wall said "Relocated to Germany 6"
'Quickly, back to Planet Express!' said Leela.

Later at Planet Express, Zoidberg was still watching over the building after taking the liberty to clean the corpses out of the owl traps.

 'Oh, I wish I had been portalled to the Chocalate planet instead of the vacuam cleaner!' he said as he finished wiping feather from his mouth-flaps.

Just then, the rest of the crew ran in. "Hooray it's friends!" said Zoidberg.

'Cram it crabby!' Bender said.
'Where are you going?' said Zoidberg.

'To Germany 6, the chocolate planet!' the Professor said as they got in the ship. 'Bye!'

'Noooooooooo!' screamed Zoidberg as they zoomed off into the sky.

'Awwww, the good stuff always happens to them.'


Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
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