intractive fan fic therd

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You guys pick up where i left of
Title of episode prof. bender
futrama title comes on.
 Guest staring the space pope!
Cam zooms around planet express bulding fry and bender are watching
 T.V the prof comes in
prof: good news every one
Bender:thorws brick at the prof] shut the hell up!!
fry:ahh
screen blacks out secern fades in again
cam is looking at the profs bed
The prof is hurt from the brick.
Prof:you own planet express till i get better bender.
Bender:wooooooooooooooooooooooooooho oooooooo
i edited the first one a bit so its easyer to read


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[bold]mwa ha ha ha[/bold]

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Very crude writing,B19.But,I guess I'll put in my part in it until the thread's closed

10 hours later,Bender Bending Rodriquiz was sitting in Hermes's office in the PE building.The door opened and Fry,looking exosted walked in.
"Oh,it's you,Wiggles." Bender said looking down at Fry who was lying on the floor without enough strenght to stand up.
"We've got a delivery to Hundchmir 2,the bank planet"Fry said.
Bender took on a evil grin as he heard the news."Sexelent..."

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Scruffy passes by the office door
"Scruffys gonna shoot pigeons" and scruffy strolls off blunderbuss in hand.

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Bender and Fry were still in the office looking at the place where Scruffy was,disturbed."That is sexelent too,I guess..."

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Zoidberg passes the office door
Zoid: Did you see where Scruffy went, why not? Im trying to find him so I can tell him that hes going blind.

Scruffy( off screen):There's one!
( A gunshot is heard as Zoidberg falls over in pain with Scruffy's blunderbuss bullet in his stomach)
Fry: Wow, Scruffy must be going blind if he aimed at a pidgeon and shot Zoidberg!
Scruffy: (off-screen) Who said I was aiming at a pidgeon?

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Well,we use different writing styles and there will soon be lots of stupid spam here but,I'm just happy to get a opportunety to use the word 'sexelent'.Well,I think this is gonna be the last chapter before this threadm gets closed.I'm getting interested in this,although I much more liked to write that of-topic story with Jle in one of her old threads...

There was silence again,when Bender suddently jumped on the table and made a victory danse. "Zoidberg is dead?Now that is sexelent!"
Hermes walked in the office outraged,"Bendah mon,the prof's away for 10 hours and you've turned this place into a dumpster!Now go on that mission!"
"'Hey,I'm in charge here!" Bender yelled.
"All that crap is just a show for public.Actually Beaurocrats are in charge of everything."
Finally Bender walked out of the office mumbling."Damn Beaurocrats...I'm gonna kill the bastards!"Suddently he stopped as a idea flung into his mind."Hey wait,I'm the ship's captain,right?"
"Sure,why not..."
To be continued?

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@ Bender19...
It would help immensely if you at least used caps, punctuation,
and a little checking on spelling.
And no whacky abreviations like rly, exp, etc.
And if your not gonna spell check, at least spell the characters names right.
"...the porf comes in..." just doesn't cut it.
And you can ALWAYS go back and use the edit button to fix things.
It's just too difficult to read as is, so why should I read it?
If it's writing your attempting - then really write.

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I couldn't say it better,Cap'n!

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The thing is, I rarely read fanfic.
So, I figured I might give it a shot
by checking out something relatively new.
Plus it had the word "interactive" in the title.
An added incentive to look in this thread.
Then the first post I read is nigh on undecipherable.
Sure doesn't make me want to read any further.
And it discourages me from looking at other fanfic threads.

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Originally posted by Cap'n Skusting:
Plus it had the word "interactive" in the title.
An added incentive to look in this thread.

Really?
That's weird.
I myself didn't want to look in this thread.
Because of the word 'interactive' which made me think that it'll be closed soon.

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My try of translating [and slightly altering to make more sense] Bender 19's post.

You guys can pick up where I left off.

Title - Professor Bender
Caption - Guest starring: The Space Pope!

[Camera zooms around the Planet Express Building] Fry and Bender are watching
All My Circuits just as the Professor walks in. "Good news everyone!" the professor gleefully announces, "You guys will be making a deliv--"
A large brick thrown by Bender hit Prof. Farnsworth square in the head. "Shut the hell up, wrinkly old meatbag!" Bender shouted.
-Cut to hospital-
"He sustained minor injuries to the cranium area. He should be healed within ten days." a Neptunian nurse announced to the PE crew. "But who will own Planet Express until you are back?" questioned Leela. The Professor weakly pointed to Bender Bending Rodrigues.

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Great,Freela!I put' all the fic in epic story style coz all our styles are completelt different and you started your 'translation to English' in script style and then changed to epic style.


Title - Professor Bender
Caption - Guest starring: The Space Pope!

Fry and Bender were in the PE building watching All My Circuits just as the Professor walked in. "Good news everyone!" the professor gleefully announced, "You guys will be making a deliv--"
A large brick thrown by Bender hit' Prof. Farnsworth square in the head. "Shut the hell up, wrinkly old meatbag!" Bender shouted.
Not much later they were at the hospital.
"He sustained minor injuries to the cranium area. He should be healed within ten days." a Neptunian nurse announced to the PE crew. "But who will own Planet Express until you are back?" questioned Leela. The Professor weakly pointed to Bender Bending Rodrigues.

10 hours later,Bender Bending Rodriquiz was sitting in Hermes's office in the PE building.The door opened and Fry,looking exosted walked in.
"Oh,it's you,Wiggles." Bender said looking down at Fry who was lying on the floor without enough strenght to stand up.
"We've got a delivery to Hundchmir 2,the bank planet"Fry said.
Bender took on a evil grin as he heard the news."Sexelent..."
Scruffy passed by the office door."Scruffy's gonna shoot pigeons" and Scruffy strolled off blunderbuss in hand.
Zoidberg passed the office door. "Did you see where Scruffy went, why not? Im trying to find him so I can tell him that hes going blind." He axed.
"There's one!" Scruffy yelled.
A gunshot was heard as Zoidberg fell over in pain with Scruffy's blunderbuss bullet in his stomach.
Fry looked at Zoidberg lying there in agony. "Wow, Scruffy must be going blind if he aimed at a pidgeon and shot Zoidberg!"
"Who said I was aiming at a pidgeon?"
There was silence again,when Bender suddently jumped on the table and made a victory danse. "Zoidberg is dead?Now that is sexelent!"
Hermes walked in the office outraged,"Bendah mon,the prof's away for 10 hours and you've turned this place into a dumpster!Now go on that mission!"
"Hey,I'm in charge here!" Bender yelled.
"All that crap is just a show for public.Actually Beaurocrats are in charge of everything."
Finally Bender walked out of the office mumbling."Damn Beaurocrats...I'm gonna kill the bastards!"Suddently he stopped as a idea flung into his mind."Hey wait,I'm the ship's captain,right?"
"Sure,why not..."

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Bender grinned as he thought of a plan so cunning it would stop the Beaurocrats for ever...

Later when Bender was piloting the ship on their delivery, he suddenly turned the ship around violently.
"What are you doing!" yelled Fry.
"Im going to take the ship and crash it into the Central Beaurocracy and kill everyone inside!"

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Bender was about to come back to Earth when someone grabbed him from behind.It was Leela! "What, a mutiny?!" He screamed.
As they started fighting,there was no one to pilot the ship.Then Fry was something that put' their lives in danger."Errrm...Guys?"He axed.Bender and Leela were circling each other not paying attention to Fry."Guys?"He questioned louder.Finally they turned their heads to see what's happening but it was too late.A meteor hit' the ship...

Fry felt his body again...He was able to see again...Finallt after some strugling,Fry stood up. " Where are we?"
Leela was already standing looking around. "I think we're...Where we're suppose to be...On Hundchmir 2,The Bank Planet."
Finally Bender stood up too and looked around."Now this is not sexelent!"

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As they gazed around the desolate landscape, Fry asked" Where we supposed to deliver this package to anyway?"

Leela read the label and said " Apparently we have to deliver this to the Overlord of Hundchmir 2."
"Who's he?" asked Bender
"His name is Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop"
"What kind of stupid name is that?" laughed Fry.

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Fry was still laughing as he suddently screamed and fell on the floor.He looked around.Why did he get electrocuted?
Bender watched fry strugle to get up."I thought this place was suppose to be a bank!You know,Hundchmir 2,the bank planet.If there's no money here,why did I come?!"
It was Leela who answered him."Well,technically it is.It was considered the safest place in the galaxy coz it's next to five DOOP strongholds.Yeah,ity was considered safe...Well,DOOP made it their bank,but the natives started a war because of that.Anyway the Overlord whoever he is,can probably be found underground..."
"I dont care,so there's no cash to this?!"Bender yelled.
"Well,if we're delivering this to the Overlord then apparently not." Leela answered.
"This is so not sexelent!"

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They walked for hours until they Leela told them to stop.
" Here we are"she said," The Overlords Secret Palace."
Fry said" if it's so secret why is there a big billboard saying 'Welcome to The Overlord's Secret palace'?
"Who cares" said Bender " As long as there's stuff to steal."

Carefully, Leela knocked on the door...

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hmmmmm good guys

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They walked into a white and empty hall.
"Hello,anybody here?"Leela questioned.
"Yeah,we're delivering a package to Gxglathog..."He started chuckling under his breath because of the stupid name,when he got electrocuted again."What was that?!" He yelled.
Bender was looking around for gold and jewelery and was just annoyed by Fry's screaming."Who cares?Hey,if I steal a throne,where can i put it?"

Suddently they heard foot-steps(no,not theirs!)...

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As there foot-steps came closer, they saw a shadow of something huge as it was walking around the corner...
But then it turned out to be a small hamster.
"Phew" said Fry."I thought it was going to be something scary but it's just a stupid hamster."

"SILENCE!" roared the hamster." I AM GXGLATHOGLORALOTHAXRY'LEYTHQWERTYUIOP THE HAMSTER KING OF HUNDCHMIR 2! But you can call me Big G."

Fry laughed " Big G? Thats even more stupid than Gxglatho-"

Fry never had time to finish the sentance because while he was talking Big H had pushed a button on a strange looking control pad and large bolt of lightning electrocuted Fry.

"So it was you was shocking me all this time!" said Fry, smoking slighly.

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This thread is not closed. So what i think is
this is a rly good thread!

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so who ever ends the story will get to wirte
ther own intractive fan fic [srry for dobble post]
so get wirteing! 3 2 1 go!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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This thread is OK.The only problem is that there are too much stupid spammers.Like you,for example.And I believe that it would be a lot more fair if whoever wrote the most and the best gets to start the next one.Coz is someone wants to,he can end it right now by killing everyone.

Leela stared at Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop.Finally she ended this awkward pause."So this is what stopped the whole DOOP from making it's own bank?This is what destroyed one third of DOOP's army?This is what made us make a delivery to this God-damn planet?!THIS?!A Hamster?!A Hamster called Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop?!That's not even a proper name,damn it!"
"Shut up!" Big G roared,half sobbing.He pushed the button again...
Nothing happened.
"What the Hell?!" big G roared.
Leela looked at the redhead that was still on the floor. "It worked fine on Fry..."
Big G looked at the button. "Hey you,robot!Tell me what you feel!" And he pushed the button.
Bender,who was putting Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop's crown in his chest apartment,just looked confused. "Nothing"
 "Weird...It always worked before...Well,what about the red-head human?" And once again he pushed the God damn button.
Fry who was just about to stand up again,fell screaming in agony.
All of the sudden,they heard explosions.Right above them.

Meanwhile in the PE building:
Hermes was preparing for the greatest thing in his whole career. "Well,time to go to dat conference on Hundchmir 2..."

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ok whe ever wirtes the best ending wins

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No!not the best ending!trhe ending shouldn't be near the award!It'll totally ruin everything!We need to choose someone,who will choose which parts of the story were the best!And the person who wrote the most of those parts wins!

[Reply #25 on:]

wirter ur right so u can deside whos the winner

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Thanks,but I think the person who decides should be someone who doesn't write the fic...Much fairer than if I pick myself...

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well than ill judge and the winner is decapodian

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Originally posted by Bender19:
well than ill judge and the winner is decapodian

Are you honestly such a idiot or just pretending?We haven't finished yet,God damn it!We're in the middle of the fic!

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aw crap sorry

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Are me and WU32 the only people writing this thing? Ah well...

As the explosions continued, Leela took advantage of Big G's confusion and grabbed the control right out of his hand.
"Take this!" she said as she pressed the button.
"Aaaaaaah" screamed Fry as he was shocked again.
"That's weird" said Leela, " It only hurts Fry."

"Really? Lets try it out!" said Bender as he grabbed the control from Leela's hands.
He pressed the button over and over again!
"Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaah!" screamed Fry repeatedly.

" Bender!" said Leela." Give it back and stop killing Fry!"
"Never!" shouted Bender.
Leela reached over and tried to pull it from his grasp. As they were struggling Big G pulled out a Big, Black Gun.( Which will now be reffered to as the BBG). "SILENCE" roared Big G as he raised the BBG.
" This will incinerate you utterly if you dare move again!"
To demonstrate he blasted a pillar into ashes.
" And where are those damn explosions coming from?" he shouted.

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I may update this by the end of the day,but right now,I dont have any good ideas.If anyone would try and update it,so I wont have to wear out my brain,that would be very appressiated.

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"Bender, do you have anyhting to do with those bombs? You did think this planet had banks on..." said Fry, weakly holding himself up off the floor.
"Actually, no, but it's a good idea for the next bank I rob!" cried Bender. "Mwahahahaha!"
Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop stared in amazment at th bunch of idiots before him. They're all so stupid, he though to himself, shaking his head slowly.

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Edit: Ignore this post. Sorry

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The roof trembled as the explosions continued.
But as Big G advanced on them while holding his BBG, there was a tremendous explosion as the roof split open and pieces of rubble went flying everywhere.

" Nooooooo! My precious palace!" cried out Big G.

And then a rope went sliding down the hole as a figure slid down it.

" It's Dr zoidberg!" cried the Pe crew in astonishment.
" Yes it's me!" said Zoidberg. "Im the hero!"

" You wish!" yelled Big H as he fired his BBG.

There was a pock! noise and Zoidberg was vaporised into an expanding cloud of smoke!

" Ah well" said Bender, " So much for being rescued"

YOU'VE READ IT! YOU CAN UN-READ IT! STAY TUNED FOR MORE....

               TALES
                 OF
                INTEREST!!

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Didn't we ban these things way back in the day?

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I dont know. I wasnt around back then

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... The day?

[Reply #38 on:]

Good point! What day? Monday, perhaps or has it a Thursday?

Never liked Thursdays OR Wednesdays that much really...

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Hello? Is anyone here?