Justice_Man
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« Reply #46 on: 12-31-2006 22:00 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2006 22:00 »
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Zoid Berg= Greetings! Sit back as I tell you a Tale! One with an amazing and startling twist ending!
Zoid Berg= And all it will cost you is that tuna salad dandwich you've got in the fridge!
Hermy= For the last time....NO! Leela= Okay, I'll Bite! What is the twist ending?
Zoid Berg= I already ate the sandwich
Hermys= Get back here,ya disgusting lobster!I've got a lobster bib with your name on it!
Zoid Berg= WOO WOO WOO!
Fry=Im glad they're gone.Now its just me and you leela
Bender= And bender makes three! Whats on the telly Guv'nor?
Fry=[sigh]the show with the best twist endings ever,"The Scary Door".
TV= Image,if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame,a frame thats a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You are about to enter the scary door!!
Narrator="Meet Brad thompson,a man on his way home from a boring day at the office."
Brad= Man,I wish something exciting would happen...Anything at all!
Brad= Whats this? A firetruck is trying to pass me? To get to my neighborhood?
Fire truck= Wee-OOO!
Car=Vrooooom!
Brad= I'll bet my neighbor's house is on fire! I'd better speed up if I want to watch that!
Brad= Wait a Minute! My neighbor's house isnt on fire. but then,whats with all that smoke?
Neighbor= Oh...Hi,Brad,sorry to be the one to have to tell you but....
Neighbor=....Youre on fire!
Brad=YAAAAAH!
Firefighter=We Tried to warn him that he was burning to death,but he drove away from us!
Narrator= 'Official cause of death,third degree burns...actual cause of death,first degree irony!!
Professer= Good news everyone!
Leela= speaking of ironic statements!
Professer= You'll be making a delivery to the writting department of the scary door tv show. Its the usual televison writing supplies..paper,junk food, and anti-depressants.
Fry= We get to meet the scary door writing staff cool! Tim gonna ask them where they get their ideas.I bet no one ever asks them that!
Narrator= at the writing department just landing.
Guard= Hey, you! YA gotta sign in!
Bender= Im going to shot a laser.... laser on!
Narrator=Laser is hiting the sign in sheet saying planet express
Leela= You have such nice writing
Bender= Thanks! My grandpa was a laser printer!
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