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x-jeremy-x

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« on: 11-23-2006 07:44 »

this is my first fanfic so please leave comments and ideas. 
"aaarrrggghhh!" screamed bender as he sat up in bed he had been having the same dream over and over again.everytime amy talked he heard his own voice comforted by hers."*i should really try to avoid getting amy to talk* he thought as amy walked into his bedroom "good morning bender!" she cheered happily in benders voice.suddenly bender realised he was not in his own clothes but in a dress that somehow belonged to leela.then he looked in the mirror and saw he had leela`s body and head.
coldangel

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« Reply #1 on: 11-23-2006 08:07 »

It's not a fanfic. It's just a couple of sentences. You and your friends are filling this forum with pointless crap. Please stop.
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #2 on: 11-23-2006 08:34 »
« Last Edit on: 11-23-2006 08:34 »

Here's what you need to do:

1. Buy two pick-up trucks. Something tough but cheap, like a couple of mid-nineties Broncos. Just make sure they have towing cables on the front.

Failing that:

1.(b) Get two friends and some rope.

2. Attach one Bronco/friend, via the cable/rope, to the beginning of your story.

3. Attach the other Bronco/friend, via the cable/rope the end of your story.

4. Start the engines/prod your friends.

5. Set the vehicles/friends in opposite motion. Stretch the damn thing. Stretch it like hell.

6. Once it has reached an acceptable length, stuff it of Content!(tm) remembering to include a Splash of wit!(tm) and a Sprinkle of imagery!(tm), all available at your local school.

Sorry to be harsh, and I realise that I know nothing about you or your age orÖ well, I donít know you, put simply. I also realise that everyone has to start somewhere and I encourage him or her to do so, but this really isnít anything. Itís a stump of a story. Itís even a stump of a chapter.

Good luck in the future, but right now youíve got a long way to go.

"Jim, do you ever post anything relevant, EVER?" - Punching Bag

Expect gaps between posts. And I'm not talking size here.
coldangel

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« Reply #3 on: 11-23-2006 08:38 »

Age is no excuse for being a suckfuck. I have no forgiviness for this creature.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 11-23-2006 08:46 »

I haven't seen his other posts I guess.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #5 on: 11-23-2006 09:21 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Age is no excuse for being a suckfuck. I have no forgiviness for this creature.

Second. Do you mind if I use suckfuck from now on? Replaces the term FuckWhore in my life  laff
coldangel

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« Reply #6 on: 11-23-2006 09:34 »

Alright. I'll take fuckwhore then. Even swap.
any1else

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« Reply #7 on: 11-23-2006 09:40 »

That's right, make fun of people who have so much more of a life than you they haven't yet taken the time to bother with being a master of technology.
Good going.  tongue
coldangel

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« Reply #8 on: 11-23-2006 09:47 »

Tisk.
It's quite plain to see these abortions of posts are actually an intentional effort to disrupt and irritate. It's called trolling. Nobody in the developed world is really that stupid without trying to be. This is malicious and very intentional.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 11-23-2006 10:19 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Nobody in the developed world is really that stupid without trying to be.

....unless you've got shit-for-brains and a 'U' grade in remedial university studies


coldangel

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« Reply #10 on: 11-23-2006 10:28 »

I never went to University, and I wrote a NOVEL!
Bah! A POX on EVERYONE!!
any1else

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 11-23-2006 11:03 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
It's quite plain to see these abortions of posts are actually an intentional effort to disrupt and irritate.

And you're letting it work.
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #12 on: 11-23-2006 11:18 »

I'll say what I said in the offtopic section. It sucks!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 11-23-2006 12:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
I'll say what I said in the offtopic section. It sucks!

Second!If I even would start such a fic,I would make the first part long enough for the body switching to be complete!
x-jeremy-x

Crustacean
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« Reply #14 on: 11-23-2006 13:19 »

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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
It's not a fanfic. It's just a couple of sentences. QUOTE]
 that is because i done it at breaktime when i was at school and i didnt have much time to do it in. i am sure it will get better as it goes on though.its like a typical story they are always crap at first.
  wink (and by the way i am a girl)
Writer unit32

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« Reply #15 on: 11-23-2006 14:11 »

Weel,my was crap at first.And you shouldn't start a new thread for ideas for this fic.I'll give you a idea right here.Now wait before I come up with one of my wonderful story-lines that'll include time trawel,at least six parallel universes,Dark wizards,zombies,the terror from beyond,Gendalf The Grey,the Brainspawn,the real Santa,the waitress from the Hip Joint(spooky!),Xanfor & Katrina,A Bronco safe,Applied Gryogenics and a superior robot.
x-jeremy-x

Crustacean
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« Reply #16 on: 11-23-2006 14:17 »

is that what i should put in mine?
x-jeremy-x

Crustacean
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« Reply #17 on: 11-23-2006 14:18 »

wot is yours?

Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #18 on: 11-23-2006 14:24 »
« Last Edit on: 11-23-2006 14:24 »

My is a every day not too shippy fan-fic  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/4-001416-1/ .But the one I'm thinking on for you will be gruessom and sweet,happy asd cruel,with ship and break-ups...
I know it'll have space bees,body switching and techonoly from the 30th century.And there is no happy ending for this story!MWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
x-jeremy-x

Crustacean
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« Reply #19 on: 11-23-2006 14:31 »

do u mind helping me then?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 11-23-2006 14:40 »

I said I'm thinkind about a story-line for you!
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