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Bendersucksfry

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« on: 11-20-2006 21:29 »

You can post any poems u like it doesnt haft to be about futurama but these are rules to make sure theres no gross stuff
RULES:
1.NO SEXUAL CONTENT EXAMPLE"skeet skeet'
2.HAVE FUN  smile

P.S. HAVE FUN WITH IT
emo_cowgurl

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« Reply #1 on: 11-21-2006 03:42 »

ive got loads of poems in this little pink bo0ok ofmine so i might write some on here tonight or il'll do it on my own grrrrrrrr
Writer unit32

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« Reply #2 on: 11-21-2006 11:10 »

Yay Bendersucksfry's better now!From now on emo_cowgurl will cary the title of The Troll!
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 11-21-2006 11:33 »

WU32, what exactly do you mean by the Troll?
emo_cowgurl

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #4 on: 11-21-2006 12:33 »

yeh what do you mean i am now the troll
Writer unit32

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« Reply #5 on: 11-21-2006 12:48 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2006 12:48 »

Then write like everyone else now including bendersucksfry.
Officer 1BDI

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 11-21-2006 13:05 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2006 13:05 »

Someone should probably post some actual poetry in this thread at some point.

Here're some sucky haikus, since I don't have much time for anything else:

1)
Oh mauve haired goddess
With eye as bright as the sun
Why rebuff Fry so?

2)
Excited he lopes
Into the dark, dank alley
Towards the dumpster feast.

3)
Please do not assume
That a metal craft of flight
Does (or will) not love.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #7 on: 11-21-2006 13:20 »

Don't know what to do,
I don't know this guy no more,
This ones sorta new,
Olds gone out the door,

He like a child at times,
Makes me wanna scream,
Gonna keep trying though,
Now he's on our team,

Thought I was a goner,
Then he came to save me,
Feeling something strange now,
Whatever could it be?

Feeling something strange,
Haven't felt like this before,
Can't feel like this now,
We're in the middle of a war,

Gotta keep fighting,
Ignore what's in my heart,
Gonna keep on going,
But its tearing me apart,

He had to save me again,
I'm glad that he did,
Now I get to show him,
The feelings that I hid,

A single kiss,
In short time,
He's forms a bit strange,
No reason or rhyme,

Don't care about that,
Make the most of the time,
Sure we're in a war,
But together we'll be fine.


Bendersucksfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 11-21-2006 16:53 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2006 16:53 »

jle1993 thats a real good poem i give it a good grade :]  wink

P.S. thanks for not calling me a troll anymore   smile
Writer unit32

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« Reply #9 on: 11-22-2006 02:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Bendersucksfry:
P.S. thanks for not calling me a troll anymore    smile

Oh but I still do!Naw,I'm just kidding,your way better than emo_cowgurl!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #10 on: 11-22-2006 02:30 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 02:30 »

There is already a futurama poetry thread, just to let you know.

Check it out
Bendersucksfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 11-22-2006 13:35 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 13:35 »

ya those are good but im going to try a poem now it will probably suck here you go:

Bender is a robot king
the only thing he likes to do is kill
but he always goes to jail
after stealing all of the stuff
he makes his chant
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!!   evil laugh

P.S. I told you i suck at poems
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #12 on: 11-22-2006 13:41 »

ahem; i ask again;

What do you mean by 'the Troll'?

PS: awesome poems, and BSF, you're not that bad
Writer unit32

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« Reply #13 on: 11-22-2006 13:46 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 13:46 »

A Bender folk song parody:
Killing humans is my job,
Doo-da,doo-da.
Also I like to rob
All (doo-da) day!
I'm thinking about another one.

The Troll is...Well,how many Typos does emo have!Thats right!Even one in her user name.Its Cowgirl.So because of Typos BSF was called The Troll(dont axe me why).And now as BSF improved and E_C registered,I think E_C should getr the title.
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 11-22-2006 13:50 »

hi i'm new to this website. so can someone please help me to work out how to use this site because i'm a really big fan of Futurama.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 11-22-2006 13:54 »

Hold on,hold on,I'll introduse M_N with Spacey's introduction.
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #16 on: 11-22-2006 13:55 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 13:55 »

 http://www.peelified.com/ubb/faq.html

and

 http://www.thefryhole.co.uk/peelfaq.php

Welcome to PEEL, our very own nerdlinger hole.

sorry WU32, you carry on
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 11-22-2006 13:58 »

hi
i hope i will be able to make friends with you lot
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #18 on: 11-22-2006 13:58 »

    Welcome to our little corner of nerd-world: We call it P.E.E.L.
    We may snap and growl, but we're a friendly bunch.
    Enjoy your stay here.
PEEL: A more wretched hive of nerds and geekery you will not find!
And for more info about anything here, check out WikiPEELia! It's all about us!
The official PEEL FAQ.
The unofficial PEEL FAQ
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 11-22-2006 14:01 »

thank you for introducing me
and i hope i can make friends with you
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 11-22-2006 14:02 »

 
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Originally posted by monkey_nibble:
hi
i hope i will be able to make friends with you lot

If don't start crazy spam(you should spam a little,it helps us to become friends.I personally do it too much) or making Typos(read the FAQ) or starting stupid threads without looking if there already is one like this than f'corse you will!
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #21 on: 11-22-2006 14:08 »

what does spam mean i am sorry for asking but i want to know what you are all saying
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #22 on: 11-22-2006 14:12 »

When you post something completely of topic and you dont need it.
Questions? Good! A little chit chat? Gooood! Spamming?No can do here,my good chump!
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 11-22-2006 14:22 »

ok
thank you for telling me that and i'll ber that in mind whenever i'm talking to people on here
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #24 on: 11-22-2006 14:24 »

Dont take it too serious,I dont.Just dont spam with completely no need.
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #25 on: 11-22-2006 14:30 »

ok by the way bendersucksfry i'm so sorry but i don't really write poems but i'll try
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 11-22-2006 14:42 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 14:42 »

I dont write poems either but it was pretty easy to write that Bender folk song parody.It was only hard to make it rhyme.Look at this:

Amy and Leela walk in the room in old fashion clothes.
Bender: Dorky ladies were those clothes
Doo-da,doo-da.
Amy and Leela:Your such a jerk
Bender:I'l say!
Doo-da,doo-da!
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 11-22-2006 14:45 »

that's funny maybe we should put that in a tv advert and everyone will start watching futurama then
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #28 on: 11-22-2006 14:47 »

Actually,I wrote that crap only coz I had a vision about it!Whooo-ooo...
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #29 on: 11-22-2006 14:47 »

very rubbish 1 second effort coming up...

There once was a dude called fry,
and he made poor leela cry,
how? you might ask,
well to tell's not a task
- he poked her in the eye.
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 11-22-2006 14:53 »

awwwwwwh that's really mean i would never do that
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #31 on: 11-22-2006 14:54 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2006 14:54 »

I found two PCCFred and Shiny made:
Shiny:
There was a fan boy called Fry
He got frosen like Boston cream pie,
I wasn't just fate,
But we had to wait
Three seasons until we knew why.
PCCFred:
There once was a PEELer called Fred,
All of Shiny's fan-fics he read.
He thought they were great,
Absolutely first rate.
"Gold star for Shiny" he said!
monkey_nibble

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 11-22-2006 15:18 »

wow I think I might think about a poem while i'm at school tommorrow [[I get bored lots]]
Prowla RX7

Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 11-23-2006 00:52 »

I have one too many poems to ever post up here.  I've already posted a couple in another poetry related thread.  But here's one dedicated to keeping it real.

Ever thought about entering acting?
Cause the interactions in your actions
Has distracted me from seeing what the fact is
Practice, practice, practice
They say practice makes perfect
But what appears perfect on the surface
Doesn't serve its well enough purpose
To make it worth it... worthless
Getting by carelessly
Vicariously living lies, snares, and deceit
The world's a stage and you're the star
But nobody really knows who you are
Even you struggle to find yourself
Struggling with time itself
Mind in stealth mode
Hell's cold, Hell's frozen over
Growing older, trying to hold it sober
Trying hard, but can't maintain composure
Exposed to reality, but trapped in a dream
Living fantasies makes nothing as it seems
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Be real, be real about it, face it
Embrace it, because realityís real and you canít erase it
Bendersucksfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 11-24-2006 09:45 »

Nice poems really creative and do you know how to change User name or you cant?????
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #35 on: 11-24-2006 09:49 »

No, you can't. You're stuck with BenderGivesFryOralSex.
Bendersucksfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 11-24-2006 21:27 »
« Last Edit on: 11-25-2006 00:00 »

[laughs] i know i hate the name but i guess im stuck with it and monkey_nibble I would like to see one of your poems
Bendersucksfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 11-26-2006 19:39 »

sorry for double posting but heres a poem it sucks

Fry would die
over leela's arms
but fry crys every night
thinking about her
so he wondered
how she would fall in love with me

really bad really really bad poem
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