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coldangel

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« Reply #120 on: 11-26-2006 12:07 »

I have an alias. Nathan Binks. If you want to use... er... him. He looks and sounds exactly like me, and lives at the same address.
jle1993

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« Reply #121 on: 11-26-2006 12:08 »

*makes note* Thanks Coldy, Nathan Binks it is!! *starts cackling madly*
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #122 on: 11-26-2006 12:17 »

Oooh... I know the plot now... because surely Leo must die... hmmm...?
jle1993

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« Reply #123 on: 11-26-2006 12:18 »

Nope, no death either. Think honour and swordfights
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« Reply #124 on: 11-26-2006 13:15 »

Thal shall not let Leela go on a date with anyone else than Fry.
Thal shall not let Fry fall in love with Amy.
Thal shall not ship Leela and Leo.
Thal shall not make Amy chase Fry.
Thal shall not make Bender sick.
jle1993

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« Reply #125 on: 11-26-2006 13:43 »

Actually, in the next update I veer into medieval stuff and socery.
Albert 207

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« Reply #126 on: 11-26-2006 13:45 »

Well Im happy Leela found someone, poor Leela, she was the most lacking and poor Character, cause Amy(the rich bitch) may have lost Kif, but, she is still seducing Fry. Mockingly: That’s just Leela, she can’t be honest to herself, let alone a wonderful…nice guy like you
yah and fry doesn't care, however, Leela has been apoor and vernulablr character from her birth, and now this...
amen
jle1993

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« Reply #127 on: 11-26-2006 13:48 »

It the next bit, I'm going to veer far from futurama, and add a little sword play
jle1993

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« Reply #128 on: 11-26-2006 14:24 »

Here it comes, watch out for Coldy's fiction double wink

Chapter ten
Leo gentle reached for one of Leela’s hands, helping her to stand from the bar stool she was sitting on. When she was standing, Leo went to relinquished his hold, only to find Leela was gripping his hand tightly, an glimmer of a smile on her lips. The hastened from the bar, ignoring the irate barkeeper who insisted on chasing them because they forgot to pay for the drinks. They ran as swiftly as the wind away from their pursuer and slowed to a gentle stroll as they approached the park. They walked in an easy silence, just enjoying each others presence. The sun shone warmly upon them and a gentle breeze caressed them softly, whispering in their ears. The breeze blew Leela’s loose hair so it seemed like a pure purple wave shimmering in the sunlight, twisting first one way then the next according to the wind’s will. Leo gazed at Leela completely spellbound.
“What goddess walks by my side that the elements combine to increase thou unearthly beauty. Thou art more dazzling then the sun that does shine, yet I look at thee without being blinded. Thou art a precious gift from the heavens, I am truly blessed.” Said Leo, his voice slipping into an old tongue in his wonderment. Leela blushed violently, ducking her head to hide her rosy cheeks.
“I take it you’re not American then?” she asked to divert attention away from her flushed face. Leo broke out of his reverie, startled, before grinning ruefully.
“Is it that obvious? You’re right, I’m not American, I’m English, one of the last in line to a noble family in fact,” said Leo simply. Leela’s raised her head and stared into Leo’s eyes.
“Noble?”
It was Leo’s turn to blush, “My full name is Leonardo Griffin Don James Binks the third,” stated Leo hurriedly, carefully watching Leela for the first sign of laughter that failed to come, instead Leela smiled reassuringly.
“Sounds like a good name to me,” said Leela.

“Remember it, for it’s the last you will hear of it!” yelled a man suddenly from behind Leo and Leela, causing them to spin around. Standing now in front of them was another man. This man stood tall in a black t-shirt, leather trousers, leather boots and a leather jacket. His hair was shaved close to his head and his eyes obscured by tinted sunglasses, and around his neck hung dog tags. He was lean and had the air of a natural hunter, menacing, with no remorse and no mercy.
“Nathan!” spat Leo disgustedly, causing the stranger to laugh coldly, his voice devoid of humour.
“So you do remember me, what with all you careering you do about the world I was worried you’d forget your flesh and blood.”
“You are no brother of mine!” admonished Leo venomously. Nathan laughed the same heartless laugh.
“Such heartless words, if I had not come to expect it from you I would be hurt,”
“What do you want?”
“What is rightfully mine, the sword Leo,”
“Fool boy Nathan, that you think I would entrust such an item to you,”
“It is mine through inheritance Leo,”
“You have Brisingr, what need do you have for Istalri Boetk,”
“You would leave me with a lesser sword when Istalri Boetk is mine by right and will!”
“You cause enough trouble with Brisingr, what havoc would you cause with more power than you deserve?”
“Do not deny my blood right Leo, give me the sword and I shall go.”
“You shall go regardless, leave Nathan,”
“You mistake me for the boy you mentored through brotherhood, I am more now, and I will not be cowed.”
“You will leave!” shouted Leo. Nathan laughed and drew a long sword swiftly from beneath his jacket. The blade glinted in the sunlight, crafted from pure silver and deadly sharp, leading up to a golden hilt with a large ruby resting in the pommel.
“Brisingr pomnuria knifr,” murmured Nathan, and instantly the blade of his sword was covered in flame, “Draw then Leo, I will fight you for the sword, even with my lesser blade I will out class you!”
Leo complied and drew a longer, broader sword. The silver blade studded with a rainbow of gems, and the ruby in the golden hilt’s pommel was a deeper red, surrounded by sapphires, emeralds and diamonds.
“Istalri Boetk pomnuria knifr,” muttered Leo, and instantaneously his blade also became covered in flame, “Now let us begin,”     

They began circling each other, wary as wolfs, wily as foxes. Quick as a cobra Leo lunged forward in attack, missing by an inch as Nathan easily sidestepped and delivered a precise buffet to the back of Leo’s head. Leo crashed to the ground and his blade flew from his hand, a searing pain burning his head; scorch marks where Nathan’s flaming sword had struck. Ignoring his body’s screamed protests, Leo rolled to the side just in time to save himself from a blade in the heart. Flipping upright and dodging a head strike, Leo flung himself towards his blade, reaching with desperate hands.
“Gath Istalri Boetk un lam iet!” called Nathan suddenly, and the blade Leo desperately reached for flew to Nathan’s waiting hands. “I have learnt more than simple magic tricks Leo, I could smite you from the earth in a flash with a few mumbled words. Yet you are my brother, so I content myself with holding onto my blood right and leaving. Goodbye brother o mine.”  Said Nathan, and with that he vanished.

Leo looked at the spot where Nathan had been and swore in anguish. He turned with sorrowful eyes to Leela.
“I must go now, Nathan must be stopped. How about a rain check on lunch?” he asked hopefully. Leela who was still in shock could do little more than nod and say yes before Leo raced off.
“Back to the bar,” she muttered.
coldangel

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« Reply #129 on: 11-26-2006 22:05 »

Now, I don't remember having a brother or being part of a magic royal family, but that is SOOOOO what I would do.
jle1993

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« Reply #130 on: 11-27-2006 04:00 »

 wink Thought so, and don't ask why I wrote that bit of the story, coz I don't know.
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #131 on: 11-27-2006 04:10 »

OK, now that was an unexpected twist... I have no idea whats going on... but it's still good, from what I understood...
Writer unit32

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« Reply #132 on: 11-27-2006 10:43 »

The curse of Leonardo's family is not just a spell...It is the horror from the chamber of secrets and the chamber is opened once more.Because a ancestor of minuteman Yancy Fry is found...
Sorry about that,I need to read the whole update.

PS,I like Amy more than Leela but in this fic she really is a rich bitch.
jle1993

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« Reply #133 on: 11-27-2006 13:02 »

Okay, Leo is a subplot, so forget about him for a while. Amy will be nicer soon, maybe...
Apple Tea

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« Reply #134 on: 11-27-2006 14:57 »

Wow, I seemed to have missed a lot since I've last checked this thread.  My head is spinning from all these crazy plot twists!

Great going jle!
Writer unit32

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« Reply #135 on: 11-27-2006 15:00 »

Heheh,nice update jle and speeking of swordfights and other far from Futurama crap,I just got a idea for my fic,that includes it.
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« Reply #136 on: 11-28-2006 15:47 »

Hmm, brisingr... somebody must have read eragon... lol brill update, cant wait for the next ^^
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #137 on: 11-28-2006 16:54 »

Just read the whole thing, this is going fantastically, I'm sorry I've missed this before.
jle1993

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« Reply #138 on: 11-29-2006 15:53 »

Hello everyone
Apple Tea, it gets crazier yet! Just gotta get some free time to type it up
Writer Unit, So sword fights are good? Good luck with your fic wink
RacoonToaster, Yeah, someone got it! I had just finished reading Eragon and Eldest when I wrote that update and I had to include something from the books, they're soooo good, I can't wait till Empire comes out!  big grin
Tastes Like Fry, I was wondering where you were  wink But your forgiven coz your here now and that the important thing.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #139 on: 11-29-2006 16:10 »

Whooo!Jle's back!And yes sword fights are good.Only..Well,in Futurama medieval stuff and sorcery is more of a robot thing(weird).
jle1993

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« Reply #140 on: 11-29-2006 16:15 »

Not back for long though, I'm so busy this week, its a nightmare! And there will be more swords, more Shakespeare, more spells, more everything! smile
Night all
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #141 on: 12-12-2006 11:23 »

OK, it's been two weeks.  Where's our update?
jle1993

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« Reply #142 on: 12-12-2006 11:24 »

Coming soon, I promise, I've got to do my school work though!
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #143 on: 12-12-2006 12:13 »
« Last Edit on: 12-12-2006 12:13 »

Now what's more important:  Writing fan fiction or getting passing grades in school?

I'm joking - I don't need angry parents accusing me of corrupting their kids.

Also, since you have a different angle on things, how about a Leela/Amy ship?

Ralph 'about to banned by Kryten' Snart
jle1993

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« Reply #144 on: 12-12-2006 12:48 »

As you mentioned it, I might start a story like that, if people don't mind that is
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #145 on: 12-12-2006 15:04 »

Well, if it's not acceptable here, there's always fanfiction.net.
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #146 on: 12-13-2006 10:35 »

alrighty then
Bendersucksfry

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« Reply #147 on: 12-16-2006 23:26 »

these are really nice
Writer unit32

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« Reply #148 on: 12-17-2006 06:29 »

How can you be so cruel,jle?Every day I check your fics and die when I find no update.
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #149 on: 12-17-2006 10:45 »

Aw, give the girl a break - she's got important things going on in her life -school, a life, etc.

Besides, you can't rush perfection.
jle1993

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« Reply #150 on: 12-17-2006 11:27 »

Thank you Ralph, I was just going to say that. I'll update more in the hols
jle1993

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« Reply #151 on: 12-20-2006 17:13 »

Its here, the updates here!!!!!!

Chapter eleven

Fry and Amy watched Bender leave the office building, and then they looked at each other uncomfortably. Both were silent, neither knowing what to say, Fry was doing his best not to look embarrassed and Amy was deep in thought. After a few minutes, Amy broke the oppressing silence.
“Fry, you know last night?”
“Yeah, hard not to really,”
“I don’t think it was a mistake,”
Amy quickly looked at her feet as Fry stood in a shocked silence, opening and closing his mouth but finding no words. He quickly shook himself and took a deep breath.
“You’re the first woman to ever say that to me,” Fry stated quietly, avoiding Amy’s eyes. Amy looked at Fry in mild amusement, forgetting her nervousness, he looked so cute when he embarrassed. So cute and enchanting, Amy slowly stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Fry’s neck, taking him by surprise, and then she moved her lips to his in a mind melting kiss. Fry stood in stiff surprise, before relaxing into the kiss and putting his arms around Amy’s waist, making her moan slightly into his mouth. Fry tried to think of all the reasons they shouldn’t be kissing, but he couldn’t think of one, all he could think of was Amy. He whimpered as she pulled away, hardly able to control his raging emotions. Amy smiled mischievously as she took a step back.
“If you always kiss so well then those other women are idiots,” she smirked, before turning serious, “Fry, did you…do you think last night was a mistake?”
Fry was silent, contemplating the question, thinking about it from all angles before he gave his verdict.
“I did think it was, because you were with Kif and Leela was…I don’t know what Leela was. Anyway, that was before you broke up with Kif and I actually stopped to think about my feelings for once.”
“And now you’ve thought about your feelings?”
“There is no way last night was a mistake, I’ve never felt the way I did last night before!”
Amy stepped forward again, whispering into Fry’s ear, “And what did you feel?”
“It was like I was fly, so free and unrestrained, and I was happy, more than happy. It was like for the first time, I was complete and whole. It’s the best I’ve ever felt in my life, because even for that one little moment when you were with me, it was like someone cared about me.”
“What do you mean for ‘one little moment’? People care about you all the time Fry.”
“Yeah right, my roommate chucked me out because I’m a screw-up; I’ve wasted the last two years off my life chasing someone who doesn’t want me while basically ignoring the one person who gives a damn. Even if they do care about me, it isn’t the same way you do, I hope…”
“You hope they don’t care about you or you hope I care about you?”
Fry stepped back and looked down at his feet while quickly mumbling something.
“Ihopeyoucareformeandwillyougotodinnerwithmetonightplease?” said Fry, blushing beetroot.
“What was that?”
Fry took a deep breath, looked Amy in the eyes and tried to clam his wild stallion of a heart, “I said, I hope you care for me and will you go to dinner with me tonight please?”
As soon as the words left his mouth, Amy flung herself into his arms and hugged him tightly.
“Of course I’ll go to dinner with you Fry, and I do care about you!”
Fry was a little shocked at Amy’s positive reaction and wasn’t sure how to proceed, so he just re-wrapped his arms around Amy, enjoying to sensation of her pressed against him.

Amy rested her head on Fry’s shoulder and softly sighed, it was perfect and terrible at the same time. She was happy with Fry, but she couldn’t help feeling guilty that her happiness came at the price of others. She wished that she hadn’t hurt Kif like she had, and she was sorry that Leela finally got her emotions together at the same time Fry and Amy got together, but it had happened and it was done with.
“I love you Fry,” murmured Amy. Fry froze.   
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« Reply #152 on: 12-20-2006 18:56 »

Good.  Now taht Amy has said "I love you," is he going to freak out like when she told him that she liked "hanging out"?

Future chapters will tell!
coldangel

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« Reply #153 on: 12-20-2006 23:13 »

My goodness, even though that was soooooooo wrong, you wrote it in a very sweet way.
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #154 on: 12-21-2006 05:29 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2006 05:29 »

Oh-my-giddy-God's-pyjamas that was vair sweet, though I get the feeling that, although Fry feels happy, he also feels a tinge of guilt underneath it all, however it's probably just me... isn't it....   confused... but...   big grin
jle1993

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« Reply #155 on: 12-22-2006 09:52 »

Will Fry freak out, will he stay cool, will he go back to Leela or will Amy and him have a happy ever after, who knows...I doooooo wink
coldangel

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« Reply #156 on: 12-22-2006 10:00 »

Leeeeeeeeeeeela!

Resolution should contain a reaffirmation of love between Kif & Amy, and Fry & Leela finally getting together. Fry and Amy would help each other get together with their true loves.
...of course, that's just what *I* would do.  tongue
jle1993

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« Reply #157 on: 12-22-2006 10:09 »

But I might not...I like being evil to you guys, gives me a sadistic pleasure...Anywho, you'll have to wait and see.. wink
MrBlonde

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« Reply #158 on: 12-29-2006 20:27 »

Updates almost done yet? Because I've been waiting for about a month now.
jle1993

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« Reply #159 on: 12-30-2006 13:06 »

Sorry! I'll do my best, but this ones dried up a bit. More update when I can.
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