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Writer unit32

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« Reply #160 on: 11-04-2006 08:42 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 08:42 »

This message is not part of the WU/Ryan/Juliet/Coldangel story.
Where the hell is coldangel?

TOTPD
jle1993

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« Reply #161 on: 11-04-2006 08:43 »

Wish I knew, carry on with the story.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #162 on: 11-04-2006 08:48 »

ryan: I think you should coz in a few hours the universe will be destrojed!
WU: (looking at a coming meteor)People does any one know how to  stop 100 tonn rocks from falling?
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #163 on: 11-04-2006 08:49 »

Juliet: *moves head closer to Coldangel* I could but... I'm not sure...
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #164 on: 11-04-2006 08:51 »

WU: Sure you're sure!
ryan: A earthquake's starting!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #165 on: 11-04-2006 08:55 »

Juliet: But I...I don't know if it'll work! *moves head even closer to Coldangel's*
Writer unit32

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« Reply #166 on: 11-04-2006 09:04 »

Ryan: I can't take any more of this!(is about to kill Coldangel and Juliet)
WU: Stop!(jumps on Ryan both fall)
Ryan: Its the only way to save the universe!
WU: (starts little floor fight with trying to strangle and things like that)What are you mad? She said she can not only save the universe but save Coldangel!
Ryan: (using lightsaber chops off WU's foot and stands up) But she can't do it.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #167 on: 11-04-2006 09:06 »

Juliet: Damn prophosey...I just gotta remember its to save the universe, here I go *kisses Coldangel and the earthquake stops*
Writer unit32

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« Reply #168 on: 11-04-2006 09:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 09:13 »

[WU puts his oun lightsaber in ryan's stomach]
WU: (looking at ryan)Treator.

PS: Are you still gonna continue the real thread story?Coz its one of my favourite fics!
coldangel

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« Reply #169 on: 11-04-2006 09:27 »

What the...?
...Ahh Jeez...
Writer unit32

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« Reply #170 on: 11-04-2006 09:29 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 09:29 »

You could come back sooner and stop this!
You went away to smoke and people started fighting to save you,you went away on 20 minutes and now this...Sorry Cold
coldangel

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« Reply #171 on: 11-04-2006 09:32 »

I was busy watching pornography.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #172 on: 11-04-2006 09:35 »

I was busy watching pornography too,but it didn't stop me from posting.
coldangel

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« Reply #173 on: 11-04-2006 09:38 »

My multitasking skills are obviously sub-par.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #174 on: 11-04-2006 09:41 »

My too but that didn't stop me from watching pornography,posting,eating and muttering
any1else

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« Reply #175 on: 11-04-2006 09:48 »

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
jle1993

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« Reply #176 on: 11-04-2006 09:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 09:50 »

Update of the real story

Part Eight

Fry rushed over to check on Sam, while Leela had to use all her strength to restrain Jess.
“I’ll KILL you Sam!” Jess roared, struggling against Leela’s iron grip. Fry carefully examined Sam’s bloody nose and gasped.
“How many times did you hit him Jess?” he asked quietly.
“Once,” Jess snarled, twisting and turning in a desperate attempt to escape Leela’s grip.
“Jesus, remind me never to get you mad, his nose is broken!” announced Fry, “What did he do?”
“I told her the truth,” spat Sam.
“Like hell you did, you have no idea what you’re talking about!” snapped Jess
“I know for a fact that Ryan Shore is trouble!”
“You know what you heard about his mother!”
“Whoa, slow down a minute, what are you two talking about?” asked Leela.
“She’s dating Ryan Shore!” yelled Sam in outrage.
“Who’s Ryan Shore?” questioned Leela calmly
“He’s the eighteen year old scumbag son of Paul and Michelle Shore!”
“Michelle! You mean she actually married Paul Shore?” said a stunned Fry.
“Yeah, and they had a son, Ryan,” explained Sam through gritted teeth.
“But Ryan isn’t like his parents! You have no right to judge him Sam!” seethed Jess.
“To hell I don’t! You’re my sister and I refuse to see you hurt by that jackass!”
“Don’t call him that!” roared Jess as she took advantage of Leela’s slackened grip and launched herself at Sam. Fry managed to get himself in between Sam and Jess, and received a blow to the stomach for his trouble. In the single moment that Jess was stunned into stillness, Leela grasped hold of her and reaffirmed her grip, and Fry wheezed for breath.
“You’re…very…strong!” wheezed Fry.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry dad!” apologized Jess.
“Don’t worry about it, I got use to it after a week working with your mother,” said Fry. Leela glared at him.
“I never hit you…much…often,” muttered Leela.
“Anyway, can we please sort this out before you murder your brother.” Said Fry, “I want to hear both sides, Sam you can go first,”
“Ryan is a womanising jerk; he’ll have his fun with Jess and leave her when he’s done!” Sam explained venomously. Jess looked ready to attack Sam again so Leela tightened her grip slightly. Fry turned to Jess.
“Your turn,” he said.
“Ryan is a lovely guy, he treats me with respect and he gets me gifts and is nothing like his parents. The only ‘womanising’ he ever did was when tarts like Charlotte Branigan were throwing themselves at him, he didn’t ask for that and he never led them on. Ryan is totally honest and we’re in love,” stated Jess definitely. Fry looked at Leela, not sure what to say, Jess had so much conviction behind the statement.
“Are you sure you love him?” asked Leela simply, “Does he make you happy when you’re sad? Does he calm you when you’re angry?”
“Yeah, it’s like, when I’m around him nothing else seems to matter, as long as we are together everything’s gonna be okay, you know what I mean?” sighed Jess contently.
“Yeah, I know what you mean,” said Leela, pointedly looking towards Fry.
“I think that it should be okay for you to carry on seeing him on one condition,” said Fry thoughtfully. 
“What?” Jess asked desperately.
“When you and Sam go back to the future, you have to bring Ryan home so I can talk to him and get to know his character,”
“Okay,” agreed Jess.
“NO WAY!” shouted Sam, “You cannot be serious!”
“I am serious, just because his parents are scum, if he makes Jess happy that’s the main thing,” said Fry begrudgingly.
“Okay, I suppose,” agreed Sam.
Now that she was sure that Jess wasn’t going to fly of the handle, Leela turned her mind to a bigger problem.
“How do we get you back to the future?”


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Leela and Fry belong together, why can you people see it, god damn you!!!!


This message was brought to you by the exploding shipper
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #177 on: 11-04-2006 09:55 »

wow, awesome update!!
jle1993

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« Reply #178 on: 11-04-2006 09:59 »

Glad you like it!  big grin
coldangel

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« Reply #179 on: 11-04-2006 10:01 »

Delorean.
Flux-Capacitor.
Lightning strikes the clocktower.
BAM!

Great stuff there, lass.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #180 on: 11-04-2006 10:03 »

Thank you laddy  wink
Writer unit32

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« Reply #181 on: 11-04-2006 10:06 »

Charlotte BRANIGAN?Who's the mother?I hope Petunia laff.You know in one thread on the question 'Will Zapp ever be a father I awnswerd' that  only if Petunia's the mother.
coldangel

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« Reply #182 on: 11-04-2006 10:10 »

Zapp would probably marry some woman who lost an eye in an accident.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #183 on: 11-04-2006 10:10 »

THe mother is...Morgan Procter, now known as Morgan Branigan.
jle1993

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« Reply #184 on: 11-04-2006 10:12 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 10:12 »

Are we still doing the side story?
coldangel

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« Reply #185 on: 11-04-2006 10:16 »

AHHHH!!! Proctor and Brannigan!?!?
Sweet merciful Selene... that's scary... because it actually makes a sick kind of sense...
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #186 on: 11-04-2006 10:18 »

that... is unholy! oh my gawd!!
coldangel

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« Reply #187 on: 11-04-2006 10:27 »

But I can SEE it! That's the worst part...

Great idea  tongue
jle1993

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« Reply #188 on: 11-04-2006 10:29 »

Heres the side story in whole so far, are we carrying it on?

Coldangel: No.... NO! It can't be!

jle1993: Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

Coldangel: It can't be!!!! *throws self off balcony*

Juliet: (uses the force to stop Coldangel falling) You can't escape your destiny!
Coldangel: Let me die, I cannot accept this
Juliet: You don't have a choice!
Writer unit: (starts lightsaber battle with Juliet) Let Coldangel die!

Juliet: No, it’s destiny...!

Writer unit: The elders predicted that coldangel must die for our universe to live!
 Juliet: For me to write we must prove the elders wrong, coldangel must live!

WU: It is predicted he will die, I will follow this.

Juliet: He WILL live!
Writer unit: The elders have saved our universe for countless times, and they were always right.

Juliet: coldangel is the one who is mentioned in the prophesy!

Writer unit: That is why he must die!
Writer unit: (suddenly noticing something) Ryan!

Ryan: Coldangel will die Juliet, Coldangel will die...

Writer unit: The prophesy will come true!

Juliet: You did not here the whole prophesy! It states he will die unless he is saved by a pure maiden and turned to the way of the ship!

Ryan: (looking at a red sky) We don't have much time!

 Juliet: Let me save him Ryan, I know I can do it!

Ryan and WU in unison: Save him, save him, save him, save him!

Juliet: (Uses force to bring Coldangel back up to the balcony) Coldangel, you must see the truth, you are a shipper! Search your feelings; you know it to be true!

Coldangel: No! (Jumps on Juliet) I am NOT a shipper!
(WU and Ryan stop coldangel and bring lightsabers close to his throat)

WU: Saved by a pure maiden? You’re complementing you're self too much Juliet! (A meteor rain starts)But you can still try...

Juliet: I'm purer then you'll ever be! (Grasps Coldangel and moves ever so slightly closer) Should I or shouldn't I...

Ryan: I think you should coz in a few hours the universe will be destroyed!

WU: (looking at a coming meteor) People does anyone know how to stop 100 ton rocks from falling?

Juliet: (moves head closer to Coldangel) I could but... I'm not sure...

WU: Sure you're sure!

Ryan: An earthquake is starting!

Juliet: But I...I don't know if it'll work! (Moves head even closer to Coldangel's)

Ryan: I can't take any more of this! (Is about to kill Coldangel and Juliet)

WU: Stop! (Jumps on Ryan both fall)

Ryan: It’s the only way to save the universe!

WU: (starts little floor fight with trying to strangle and things like that) what are you mad? She said she can not only save the universe but save Coldangel!

Ryan: (using lightsaber chops off WU's foot and stands up) but she can't do it.

Juliet: Damn prophesy...I just gotta remember it’s to save the universe, here I go (kisses Coldangel and the earthquake stops)

[WU puts his own lightsaber in Ryan’s stomach]
WU: (looking at Ryan) Traitor.

x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #189 on: 11-04-2006 10:51 »

i don't think they're going to reply...
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #190 on: 11-04-2006 10:54 »

i don't think they're going to reply...

[sorry if this has already posted, my computers screwed up...  frown)
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #191 on: 11-04-2006 10:54 »

Oh well, what did you think of the side story?
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #192 on: 11-04-2006 10:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 10:57 »

its great [see i knew it would have posted again.. *angry*]

but yeah i love it *happy*
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #193 on: 11-04-2006 10:59 »

Good good
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #194 on: 11-04-2006 11:01 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 11:01 »

hehe! i look dorky and slutty at the same time right now! hehe! i did my hair and make up really gay while i've been typing! (just wanted to tell everyone that)

edit: ooh! and i've taken a photo of it with my webcam!!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #195 on: 11-04-2006 11:02 »

Okay then...More update tomorrow...maybe
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #196 on: 11-04-2006 11:02 »

guuurd
Writer unit32

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« Reply #197 on: 11-04-2006 11:16 »

I love the side-story!(coz I was in it,heh,heh)
Sorry I didn't reply,I was distracted by the captains gallery thread with the greatest fan-art I ever seen!Well maybe not the greatest ,I seen coldangel's...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #198 on: 11-04-2006 13:16 »

Hey guys, will you all do me a massive favour and vote P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N.Y for Corrupt Despot, pretty please?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #199 on: 11-04-2006 13:26 »

I already did!
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