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coldangel

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« Reply #120 on: 11-04-2006 06:42 »

That's a lie!!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #121 on: 11-04-2006 06:47 »

Don't deny the truth my friend, accept it and embrace your destiny.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #122 on: 11-04-2006 06:48 »

coldangel: No.... NO! It can't be!

jle1993: Search your feelings. You no it to be true.

coldangel: It can't be!!!!
*throws self off balcony*
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #123 on: 11-04-2006 06:48 »

oh! i nearly forgot, are yyou better now jle??
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #124 on: 11-04-2006 06:50 »

juliet :(uses the force to stop coldangel falling) You can't escape your destiny!

coldangel: Let me die, I cannot accept this

juliet: You don't have a choice!
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #125 on: 11-04-2006 06:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 06:50 »

oh! i nearly forgot!, are you feeling better now jle?

(can somebody delete one of my posts, i accidently posted it twice)
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #126 on: 11-04-2006 06:52 »

yup, much better thxs. Must have been the neon signs and support  :D
Cyberphobia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #127 on: 11-04-2006 06:55 »

LOL yay! Well enough to update maybe? LOL (no pressure)
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #128 on: 11-04-2006 06:56 »

I'm writing one as we type
Cyberphobia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #129 on: 11-04-2006 06:58 »

Yaaaaaaaaaay! *hugs you*
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #130 on: 11-04-2006 07:02 »

Ahhhh, thxs, *pulls EVERYONE in for a group hug*
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #131 on: 11-04-2006 07:03 »

Arrr... !!
Git off me, I stink! I haven't showered in four days...
Cyberphobia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #132 on: 11-04-2006 07:04 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:04 »

Oh that's not THAT bad. My brother hasn't showered in like four weeks.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #133 on: 11-04-2006 07:11 »

You know you love it really Coldangel! ;)

Update nearly done
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #134 on: 11-04-2006 07:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by coldangel_1:
coldangel: No.... NO! It can't be!

jle1993: Search your feelings. You no it to be true.

coldangel: It can't be!!!!
*throws self off balcony*

 
Quote
Originally posted by jle1993:
juliet   :(uses the force to stop coldangel falling) You can't escape your destiny!

coldangel: Let me die, I cannot accept this

juliet: You don't have a choice!


writer unit : (starts lightsaber battle with juliet) Let Coldangel die!
juliet: No,it's destiny...!
writer unit: The elders predicted that coldangel must die for our universe to live!

Sorry for getting off topic again.You're the ones to blame,you sterted it!But setriously jle write more.pleeaase.pleeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #135 on: 11-04-2006 07:17 »

juliet: For me to write we must prove the elders wrong, coldangel must live!
WU: It is predicted he will die, I will follow this.
juliet: He WILL live!


Sorry bout that, anyway, update coming soon
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #136 on: 11-04-2006 07:18 »

she's almost done ok! hopefully it'll be posted within the next 5 minutes *hint**hint*
coldangel

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« Reply #137 on: 11-04-2006 07:21 »

I ducked out for a smoke... now people are fighting for my life...
Pish... I'm getting a coffee, anybody want one?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #138 on: 11-04-2006 07:21 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:21 »

More please!
(continuing my last post)eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #139 on: 11-04-2006 07:22 »

*waits* *waits* *waits*

*blows up*

I'm fine.

LOL that was random.
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #140 on: 11-04-2006 07:25 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I ducked out for a smoke... now people are fighting for my life...
Pish... I'm getting a coffee, anybody want one?
  :eek: You smoke!? Ewwww smoking is sooooo gross! Please quit! Pleeeeeeeeease?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #141 on: 11-04-2006 07:32 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:32 »

writer unit: The elders have saved our universe for countless times,and they were always right.
juliet: coldangel is the one who is mentioned in the profesy!
writer unit: That is why he must die!

Yeah and write more as soon as you can, Ok?Cuz this is one of my favs... :(or :)...I dunno maybe I should be happy ,maybe sad... :hmpf:
And where did Xanfor go?I guess he's updating SEL...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #142 on: 11-04-2006 07:32 »

I'll have a coffe Coldangel. Short update.

Part Seven

Jess was sitting down on a clear space on Fry’s bed, and Sam was pacing the room.
“They should be back by now!” he muttered under his breath. Jess giggled, she took a certain amount of pleasure at seeing her brother worked up.
“Cool it bro, I’m sure they’re fine,” she reassured.
“No I won’t cool it, what the hell do you know, you’re only 14!” Sam yelled. Jess stood up in a threatening posture.
“Like you’re so much better coz you’re 16! I’m the one who had to fight against mum, not you! I’m the one who reasoned with her and got her to come here, not you! You may be older but you sure as hell aren’t any better than me!” Jess shrieked.
“Shut up!”
“NO, you don’t like the truth do you! You’re useless, useless and ugly! You can’t even get a girlfriend!”
“I don’t see any boys queuing up at your door!”
“That’s because I’m with Ryan!”
Jess clapped a hand over her mouth.
“RYAN! You going out with Ryan Shore!” roared Sam.
“So what if I am!”
“He is Michelle’s son! You know how much Mum and Dad hate her!”
“Ryan isn’t like his mum!”
“He’s no good for you Jess, you’ll get hurt!”
“He isn’t like that, he cares about me!”
“The only person that jackass cares about is himself!”
“You’ve never talked to him, or watched him, you’re just basing you judgement his mum!”
“He’s 18 for god’s sake! You’re too young for him, and when he can’t get what he wants from you he’ll leave!”
“No he won’t, he loves me, and I love him!”
“Wake up Jessica, he’s using you!”
“Why would he do that?”
“Because he’s a jerk!”
“No he’s not! He’s lovely and sweet and kind!”
“And you fell at his feet like a love-sick puppy!”
Jessica saw red and swung her clenched fist into Sam’s face. Sam dropped like a sack of potatoes and clutched at his nose which was now bleeding profusely. At that precise moment, the door opened and Fry and Leela walked in. 
coldangel

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« Reply #143 on: 11-04-2006 07:32 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:32 by coldangel_1 »

I smoke an occasional cigar.
Cigars aren't gross, they're refined.
Cigarettes are for cretins, but cigars are different. It's like comparing cheap beer to fine wine.

AHA! The plot thickens! Michelle's son, eh? Who is the father?
(Please not Zoidberg, Please not Zoidberg...)
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #144 on: 11-04-2006 07:36 »

That Paul Shore bloke from the end of Crynogenic woman
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #145 on: 11-04-2006 07:38 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:38 »

Ahhh Jess is soooooooooo cool for beating up her older brother! LOL

Nice update! You even managed to make it good without including Leela and Fry!

And cigars are still bad for your health and still smell disgusting. But if you want to get cancer, cardiovascular disease etc. then fine.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #146 on: 11-04-2006 07:41 »

Yeah, she floored her bro in one hit! Guess who I took her personality from
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #147 on: 11-04-2006 07:42 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:42 »

Ryan shore heh,heh...
Pfff Sam's more like Leela!"When he can't get what he wants from you he'll leave!"
And jle I hope you understand that for Ryan to be 18 Michelle had to get pregnant right after that night...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #148 on: 11-04-2006 07:45 »

nope, if Sam's 16, and he was born 4years after TDHAIPT, and Ryan is 18, then Michelle had 2yrs to get preggers
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #149 on: 11-04-2006 07:45 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 07:45 »

Umm yeah that. Ignore this post.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #150 on: 11-04-2006 07:46 »

Lets just say that Michelle is still with Paul SHore, because she had Ryan 2years after she met Paul!
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #151 on: 11-04-2006 07:56 »

oh i get it! and BTW great update!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #152 on: 11-04-2006 07:57 »

writer unit: (suddently noticing something)Ryan!
ryan: Coldangel will die juliet,coldangel will die...
writer unit: The prophesy will come true!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #153 on: 11-04-2006 07:59 »

juliet: You did not here the whole phophesy! It states he will die unless he is saved by a pure maiden and turned to the way of the ship!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #154 on: 11-04-2006 08:14 »

ryan: (looking at a red sky)We don't have much time!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #155 on: 11-04-2006 08:17 »

THe other onlookers, this is side story entertainment for inbetween chapters.

juliet: Let me save him Ryan, I know I can do it!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #156 on: 11-04-2006 08:20 »

ryan and WU in unison:Save him, save him, save him, save him!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #157 on: 11-04-2006 08:24 »

Juliet: (Uses force to bring Coldangel back up to the balcony) Coldangel, you must see the truth, you are a shipper! Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #158 on: 11-04-2006 08:35 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 08:35 »

coldangel:No!(jumps on juliet)I am NOT a shipper!
(WU and Ryan stop coldangel and vring light sabers close to his throat)
WU:Saved by a pure maiden?You're complementing you're self too much juliet!(a meteor rain starts)But you can still try...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #159 on: 11-04-2006 08:37 »

Juliet: I'm purer then you'll ever be! (graps Coldangel and moves ever so slightly closer) Should I or shouldn't I...
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