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Zoid-Unit

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« on: 10-22-2006 05:48 »

I always thought I looked a little like Doctor John Zoidberg.  My friends all tell me that I do.  What does anyone else think?  Dr. Zoidberg has always been my favorite character, or couldn't you tell?

Writer unit32

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« Reply #1 on: 10-22-2006 06:02 »

Klon,robot or a lost twin?
Taking all bets!
Allso I have Video-Poker
coldangel

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« Reply #2 on: 10-22-2006 06:24 »

That's the biggest damn picture I've ever seen.
Yeah, I think you do bear a passing resemblence to the good doctor. It's the face, I think.
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #3 on: 10-22-2006 06:44 »

I don't know how it got so big!  I guess you'll have to save it to your computer so you can see it all at once.
any1else

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« Reply #4 on: 10-22-2006 07:37 »

Hmm, dunno. You're a slightly darker red...
Writer unit32

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« Reply #5 on: 10-22-2006 08:33 »

Hey,you're staring at the computer not the monitor  :hmpf: .
Well I quess you really are a copy of Dr. Z.  :p
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #6 on: 10-22-2006 09:49 »

Thanks for noticing my tan, I worked so hard on it this summer!  When I go to the beach, I get mistaken a lot for somebody else.  To quote another Groening character, "Mmmm.... succulent."
any1else

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« Reply #7 on: 10-22-2006 10:00 »

You have an interesting collection of books there.
There's one on the middle shelf, I thought it looked like it was titled "The Weight of the Furnace", but I don't think that's it.
But if it is, flick to the end and tell me, how heavy is it?
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #8 on: 10-22-2006 11:07 »

It's actually entitled, "The Weight Of The Evidence."  It was fairly light reading.
tyraniak

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« Reply #9 on: 10-22-2006 11:52 »

All you need is a set of claws
any1else

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« Reply #10 on: 10-22-2006 21:31 »

I'm slightly disappointed that book isn't "The Weight of the Furnace".
But at least now we know, evidence is light, therefore not very helpful in...helping people.

I wonder if you could use that 'What if..?' machine to find out about 'what if' you had claws.
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #11 on: 10-22-2006 23:14 »

I'm framing the question as we speak to ask the "What If" machine about those claws.  I'm thinking, if nothing else, claws would be extremely helpful in preparing hor d'oeuvres.  Think slicing cheese and those tiny sausages....
coldangel

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« Reply #12 on: 10-23-2006 02:14 »

Although tending to one's personal... impulses would become a little...
...problematic.
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #13 on: 10-23-2006 05:17 »

Geesh!  Manipulate just a few strands of your DNA and this is what happens.  I have to say, though, that these claws are great for late-night snacking.

coldangel

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« Reply #14 on: 10-23-2006 05:34 »

Now I want olives...
Writer unit32

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« Reply #15 on: 10-23-2006 05:34 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2006 05:34 »

Still not looking at the monitor
If you'd be like Zoidberg then you'd be already eating with a crazy look  :p
coldangel

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« Reply #16 on: 10-23-2006 22:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Still not looking at the monitor
If you'd be like Zoidberg then you'd be already eating with a crazy look   :p

You try.
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #17 on: 10-23-2006 22:33 »

I stopped eating just long enough to pose for the picture.  If you look closely, you can see crumbs on my pants.
tyraniak

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« Reply #18 on: 10-24-2006 00:21 »

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #19 on: 10-24-2006 01:54 »

But of course!
Xanfor

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« Reply #20 on: 10-24-2006 05:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Zoid-Unit:
I stopped eating just long enough to pose for the picture.  If you look closely, you can see crumbs on my pants.

Oh... So that's what they are.  :hmpf:

Bendersucksfry

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« Reply #21 on: 10-24-2006 16:55 »

thats funny
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #22 on: 11-02-2006 15:28 »

I was at St. Louis over the weekend and here's a short glimpse into my trip.  And, yes.... that's a policeman back there almost arresting me.  I guess they don't like Dr. Zoidberg pinching their Arch.  Well, I sure showed them!

Writer unit32

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« Reply #23 on: 11-02-2006 15:35 »

Awesome!Awesome to the max
No more tan ,heah...
What did ya get arested for?And did the peace officers use (The) force!
miss_bender

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« Reply #24 on: 11-02-2006 19:54 »

LOL your pictures are so cool!
coldangel

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« Reply #25 on: 11-03-2006 00:16 »

In Zoid We Trust.
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #26 on: 11-03-2006 16:04 »

awesome, great, good, ummm...amazing {etc, etc, etc...}
Zoid-Unit

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« Reply #27 on: 02-06-2007 16:27 »

Hey, where did everybody go?
Writer unit32

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« Reply #28 on: 02-06-2007 16:42 »

Oh my God,Zoid-Unit posted!Welcome back!
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #29 on: 02-06-2007 21:07 »

Wow, great pics. They are greatly entertaining and.....you really do look like the Zoidberg...
tyraniak

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« Reply #30 on: 02-07-2007 00:19 »

I just hope you don't smell like him
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #31 on: 02-07-2007 13:25 »

Heh, I see the resemblence. XD
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #32 on: 02-07-2007 13:44 »

Ha - those pics are great!
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #33 on: 02-08-2007 20:56 »

lol. nice pics. You look alot like Zoidberg.  ;)

I went to St. Louis a couple months ago.. I stood exactly where you're standing it that picture. Like, omgosh!  :eek: lol
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