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jle1993

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« Reply #400 on: 01-01-2007 08:14 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2007 08:14 »

wowowow, that pic...*
*faints, untill some pores a bucket of water over her*
Wha...Anywhy, the pic rawks, Leela looks like I wish I did, hot!
And Fry's hot too, cool and chilled, very nice, very nice indeed.

TOTPD, party in 2006, regret it in 2007   wink
Freela

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« Reply #401 on: 01-02-2007 03:03 »

I luv Fry's hat in that pic!


Rawr.
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #402 on: 01-02-2007 17:22 »

Reposting for the new page;



Thanks jle... hot and chilled? Is that possible?
Freela; oh good, I thought it came up too dark.
jle1993

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« Reply #403 on: 01-02-2007 17:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Tastes Like Fry:
Thanks jle... hot and chilled? Is that possible?

Oh yeah, looking at that pic you pulled it off perfectly...

  wink
TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #404 on: 01-02-2007 19:16 »

Leela with a motorbike? What is there I could not like about this picture?

I mean, it is good, it is shiny (definitely - look at all the diamonds) and ... Well, shiny.

 smile

Seems like Fry and Leela are about to go out somewhere ... Probably not Elzar's with that outfit though, but there are enough other trendy places in NNY. Like The Hip Joint, maybe?
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #405 on: 01-02-2007 20:34 »

I was thinking they've been somewhere already...

'Wanna ride home?'
'Hell yeah.'
'My place or yours?'

The shiny took forever *twitch*
Thanks  big grin

Cyberphobia

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« Reply #406 on: 01-02-2007 20:46 »

Woooooow, how long does it take you to do a picture like that?
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #407 on: 01-02-2007 20:51 »

Altogether that took... five hours... don't expect a picture like that too soon in the future.
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #408 on: 01-02-2007 22:12 »

TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #409 on: 01-02-2007 22:18 »

"Help, it's another fangirl!"  laff

Seriously, ... That isch schooo cutelove
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #410 on: 01-02-2007 22:43 »

 big grin Thanks.
jle1993

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« Reply #411 on: 01-02-2007 22:49 »

I feel sorry for the fangirl when Leela gets there hehe, the pic looks great!
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #412 on: 01-02-2007 22:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 22:51 »

Ish me.   big grin
...
crap... *runs away from Leela*
jle1993

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« Reply #413 on: 01-03-2007 09:54 »

*hollers after TLF* Keep running, I think you might get away. *notices Fry standing all alone with no Leela to protect him*
Well helloooo there Mr Fry... wink
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #414 on: 01-05-2007 19:37 »

You might want to watch out; Bender's right behind you.
coldangel

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« Reply #415 on: 01-05-2007 20:09 »

Tasty - that's a really cool pic.
jle1993

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« Reply #416 on: 01-06-2007 06:11 »

Bender wha....er hehehehe, I see, I was just leaving...*steals Fry and runs*

Before I go completely off topic and have a spammy relaspe I'll say again, brilliant pic, very brilliant.
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #417 on: 01-06-2007 21:26 »

Don't think I didn't see that! *chases*

Mwhy thankyou. Now. [Yancy]Gimmegimmegimme[/Yancy]
That Person

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« Reply #418 on: 01-06-2007 21:38 »

I sit and watch this whole thing going on and laugh to myself.
Great pics Tasty.
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #419 on: 01-07-2007 02:48 »

Thanks  big grin

Oh my goodness! I just realized, the wedding dress I designed? Is almost identical to the Parasites Lost dress. Whoa... that was unintentional.
jle1993

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« Reply #420 on: 01-07-2007 07:20 »

*sees tasty chasing and blows a rassberry before running even faster with Fry*

Anyway, the wedding dress looks beutiful, similer to the PL dress or not, its still wonderful.
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #421 on: 01-09-2007 22:30 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2007 22:30 »

The planet express flew past a sign welcoming them to the rotating shop above the party planet. It was very much like a giant disco ball, there were mirrors and lights absolutely everywhere.
‘Whoa, that’s a little bright.’ Fry stepped down from the ship shielding his eyes.
‘It’s not so bad inside.’ Amy said tugging on his hand, ‘Come on, let’s get you out of these clothes and into something fashionable.’
Leela scowled and held a whimpering Lucy tightly.
‘What’s her problem?’ Bender asked peering curiously over Leela’s shoulder.
‘Why are you so curious?’
‘Up yours chumpette.’ Bender turned heel and went to follow Fry in. After a moment’s hesitation, Leela followed suit.
It was a long two hours before Leela dragged Amy out and a sore footed Fry and Bender followed with Lucy in her hover-pram in tow.
It took another hour for the girls to get ready, much to Bender’s and Fry’s annoyance. But as Amy and Leela emerged their excitement grew.
‘We’re going to a party! We’re going to a party!’ Bender danced around in his robot party cuffs and bow tie. Amy nodded in agreement.
‘Yes, but remember, we have to make this delivery and stick together.’ she recited plainly and Bender stared at her suspiciously.
‘Was that what Leela said?’
‘Well… not entirely… but that’s the general idea, right Leela?’ But Leela didn’t answer her, she had problems of her own including realising she should’ve chosen the original outfit she liked, concealing and subtle. Damn Amy for making her change for now Fry could not keep his eyes off her revealing cleavage and a knowing grin had crept across his face. Leela gripped Lucy’s walker in anger.
‘Fry stop perving.’
‘I’m not perving.’ Fry said casually, ‘How dare you suggest such a thing.’
‘Hello? My eye is up here.’
‘I know. But I like this view at the moment.’


Bender and Amy rushed down the steps to the doorway excitedly. Bender squeezing the box so hard it almost burst.
‘Oh my God, hurry up!’
In the pram, Lucy was dressed in baby fashion best and was fast asleep, Leela came pushing her down the stairs with a murderous glare on her face. Fry stumbled out behind her, his face ashen with hurt, his hand pressed lightly to a now bruised cheek.
‘Nibbler, stay.’ he said the fur ball that tried to escape out the door between his legs but to no luck as Fry shut and locked the entrance way. He ambled down the last of the stairs and tried to take Leela hand which she pulled away and crossed her arms huffily.
‘Leela, I said I was sorry.’
‘What for?’
‘For… uh…’
‘Let’s just get this done already.’ Leela pulled out a pair of sunglasses that covered and hid her eye fashionably. Amy nodded approvingly.
‘The illusion is complete!’ Bender said, using his hands to create a frame.
‘I don’t think this is a good idea.’ Leela said peevishly, ‘I mean, look, the sign says you have to be 18 or over, or a robot. There’s no way I can smuggle Lucy in.’
‘Or is there?’ Bender said and he tucked Lucy further into her pram and then carefully placed the crate on top.
‘Is that safe?’ Fry said worriedly.
‘Look, pal, either we sit this here or one of us is going to miss out.’
‘I happily sit out.’ Leela said still fuming.
‘No! Come on! It won’t hurt her and we can take it off as soon as we’re in.’
They walked past the long que, much to the annoyance of those waiting with sleeping bags, up to the door to the bouncer who was the male equivalent of an Amazonian. Fry swallowed nervously.
‘Uh-Planet Express, delivery for –uh’ Fry glanced nervously at the paper he held in his damp hand, ‘Mr. Chrome, owner of Shiny.’
The bouncer eyed them all.
‘Sure. Whatever. If you’ll just step over here for the test.’ he produced a lethal looking probe and leered at them.
‘Red, you first.’ Fry whimpered and shut his eyes. The bouncer simply waved the contraption in front of his head before looking at the display and shaking his head in disproval. He wavered it in front of Leela and she earned the same response which made her tenser. Amy and Bender each earned an approving nod before he turned to the package.
‘You’re going to swipe the package?’
‘Of course! Altogether you’re just enough to get in, but if this is an uncool package.’
‘It’s just a disco ball.’
‘But we’ll see if it’s a cool disco ball or one of you losers is going to have to stay.’ he glared at Fry and Leela. A nervous glance was cast around the group. If Lucy was picked up on the contraption and considered uncool then they may have to split. Leela’s knuckles whitened on the handle, she didn’t want her baby discovered or force Fry to stay behind, or even let the others go without her, it would take them forever to find their way back if they decided to come back at all. Fry gently placed his hand on top of hers and it took her a moment to realise that she was still meaning to be cross at him.
‘Don’t touch me.’ she snapped.
‘I’m being comforting.’ Fry said almost too forcefully.
‘Whoa…’ the bouncer stood back as the machine in his hand rattled, and then exploded. They all stared in disguise.
‘Either you’re smuggling in Matt Groening’s head or that’s one cool disco ball.’
‘So we can go in?’
‘But of course!’
‘Alrighty then…’ They all non-chalantly walk through the door.
‘Supplies are in state Metallica.’ Leela said reading the entrance plaque.
‘Clool! Look; Clool clars!’ Amy exclaimed. ‘We get them for free!’ They climbed aboard two connectable cars. Leela put the crate down and Fry Lucy’s pram. Fry sat down and scooped up the bundle of blankets. He crooned and pushed a light kiss to the small redhead.
‘Who’s daddy’s little angel? You are! My precious girl, I love you.’ he said softly so that only Leela heard. Her expression softened, but after a moment she gripped the wheel and tried to firm her expression.
‘No, come on, focus… but he’s being so cute… no, you’re mad at him, he’s been a jerk… but it’s so adorable, how can you blame him? You are dressed in a hooker way… but that gives him no excuse!’
‘Leela, you ok?’
‘I’m… fine.’ she said, realising that she was. She flushed and leant over to fuss with Fry’s tie.
‘That top’s really revealing.’ Fry said, his voice wavering slightly. Leela felt the anger rising in her again. ‘You wanna wear my jacket?’ he offered.
‘Why?’
‘Because you can see clear from France to underpants, especially how you’re standing over me like that.’ Fry stared determinedly at her eye.
‘You didn’t seem to mind before.’ Leela said distastefully, refusing to move and placing a test temptation before him.
‘I know, and I’m sorry for being a perverted jerk, but I –I don’t know why.’ Fry said, his eyelids fluttered in embarrassment as he raised his hand and touched the bruise on his cheek and Leela saw that he was on the verge of tears and felt an overpowering urge. She pushed her lips to his firmly until Fry gently pushed her away.
‘We’ve got a package to deliver.’
‘Oh, of course.’ she said slightly disappointed and went to take the wheel.
‘You guys ready?’ she turned to her crew to find Amy and Bender were nowhere to be seen.
[to be continued…]
coldangel

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« Reply #422 on: 01-09-2007 23:02 »

Jeez, poor Fry. I wonder what bug crawled up Leela's... er... nose.
Aren't they like, married or something?  tongue
any1else

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« Reply #423 on: 01-09-2007 23:04 »

Haha. Aww, why should she get so mad at Fry?
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #424 on: 01-09-2007 23:14 »

'Watch out, I've had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast.'
Leela's just wants things to go her way, and nothing's really gone her way and the easiest person to let it out is Fry. But seriously, Fry's redeemed himself in her eyes. And her attitude will get better, just you watch.
any1else

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« Reply #425 on: 01-09-2007 23:26 »

You'd think she'd welcome Fry perving on her... It's not like he was grabbing at her or anything. Unless...

Pfft, women and their wanting things their way, I don't know...  roll eyes
  tongue
coldangel

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« Reply #426 on: 01-09-2007 23:31 »

Well, knowing Tasty they probably sleep in seperate beds too  laff
any1else

Space Pope
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« Reply #427 on: 01-09-2007 23:49 »

And they don't have sex, they make love. In their minds. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Hmm, Lucy is just something their imaginations concocted according to my logic. But TLF really concocted her, so that means...She is Fry and Leela! Or a womb of some sort...
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #428 on: 01-09-2007 23:55 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2007 00:00 »

Then you're in for a suprise...
Pfft, seperate beds    roll eyes
Sex isn't evil. God made sex. So I'm not afraid of it. SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

edit: and I think my subtlety just flew out the window... oh well...
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX WHEEEEEE!!!
any1else

Space Pope
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« Reply #429 on: 01-10-2007 00:02 »

Heh heh. Speaking of sex, yesterday I went to the other side of town, and as I was walking around I noticed an 'Adult Pleasures' shop which in itself makes me giggle, but then right next door to it there was a 'Christian Book Store'.
I'm quite sure the Adult shop wasn't there to sell pleasant sweets...
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #430 on: 01-10-2007 00:06 »

Mmm... product placement...
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #431 on: 01-10-2007 05:04 »

I know it's a bit soon for an update, but that last one was short, but this is short too...

‘That was awesome, he was all like ‘underpants’, she was like, ‘kiss me Fry’, and we were like out of there!’ Bender danced alongside Amy under the lights of the electronic dancing coconut trees. Amy laughed,
‘Clool! It’s like awesome hanging out with you.’ she paused and stopped dancing.
‘Can I ditch you?’
‘Not before I ditch you first.’ Bender took off in the direction of a robot party house and Amy ran towards a Dating Café.

-Smiling Richie’s Robot Party House-
‘Welcome robot friend!’
‘Up yours chump, where’s the booze?’
‘Over by the bar my good chump.’
‘I’m not your chump!’ Bender went to clobber the robot that greeted him. His hand dinted the cover, but Bender doubled over and clutched his hand.
‘Ow! What the hell your casing made out of?’
‘It’s half lead half diamond filament.’
‘Diamonds eh? Listen chump, wanna go out back and I’ll make a deal.’
‘Nah, I’m on duty.’ the robot stood, smiling stupidly at the next robot who rolled in.
‘Welcome robot friend!’
‘Idiot.’ Bender said as he made his way to the bar.

-Romanticorp’s Dating Café-
‘One pink heart coffee, one ruby red sundae, two chunk-a-love cookies, two fortuna insciptions and six crestnut candies?’ the neptunian waitress stood over the table balancing the numerous plates on her numerous arms.
‘I have the sundae, one cookie, a fortuna inscription and three candies, and the lovely lady will have the coffee, the other cookie, inscription and candies.’ a young blonde man gestured to Amy across from him. The waitress smiled and placed the dishes before them and threw a handful of heart-shaped confetti over the couple.
‘Blug! She got confetti in my coffee!’ Amy said upset.
‘Don’t worry, it’s edible!’ the young man said as he picked up a candy and unwrapped the pink paper. Amy sipped suspiciously at her drink.
‘Ooh, heart warmingly wonderful, this could make a girl fall stupidly in love.’
‘Yes, I know.’ the young man’s eyes gleamed at her as he licked his sundae spoon.
‘So tell me Jules, where are you from?’
‘Originally? From Earth, but for the past few years I’ve been living at Hell’s Hot Lounge, the hottest lounge in hell’s street.’
‘Where’s hell’s street?’
‘Next to the street where they keep the furnace.’
Amy sighed romantically and sipped her coffee again as Jules took a large and loud bite out of his cookie.
‘What’s this inscription about?
‘Oh they’re great, they can predict our probability as a couple, Sue writes them and she’s a great mind reader, and she has a couple probability meter.’
Amy chuckled and glanced down at her inscription and the smile instantly slid from her face.
‘You already have a love; do not risk all for you will lose all within the blink of an eye. Cherish what you already have. Plus, you shouldn’t have ditched your friends.’ Amy gasped and her eye instantly welled with tears, an image of her Kiffy formed itself in her blurred vision and she blinked and the vision and blurriness was gone and trickled down her cheek.
‘I can’t do this.’ she said and gulped the rest of her coffee down and bolted for the door.
‘Score!’ Jules reached across the table for Amy’s cookie and candies.

-Smiling Richie’s Robot Party House-
‘… and that’s how I killed an entire civilisation.’ Bender took a mouthful of beer as he eyed the floozy beside him.
‘That’s wonderful! Which civilisation do you plane on destroying next?’
‘Earth of course.’
‘Earth?!’ The floozy bot gasped, ‘You are brave!’ she clung to him,
‘Say, how about you and I…’ Bender whispered in her metaphorical ear. The bot giggled as Bender took her by the hand and snuck into an unguarded door.

-Shiny Party Supplies-
‘Planet Express delivery, sign here please.’ Fry handed the box and clipboard to the janitor at the door.
‘Seems to bes ins orders.’ Sal pushed the clipboard back into Fry’s hands.
‘Says, what’s that’s in youse arms lady?’
‘Uh…’ Leela clung tightly the bundle of blankets that hid Lucy.
‘That’s just…’ Leela stuttered.
‘Just blankets.’ Fry finished for her and grinned uncertainly and winked at Sal.
‘Never know when you may need a nap.’
‘That’s a stupid ideas.’ Sal said disinterested, ‘Takes youse blankets and goes.’ Thankfully, Fry and Leela hurried away. While their backs were turned, Sal leant down behind his desk and picked up a blanket, gave a nervous glance around and then wrapped it around his arms and curled into his chair for a nap.

‘That was an idiotic idea.’
‘But it worked.’
‘Yeah, but that doesn’t make it less idiotic.’
‘If it hadn’t worked it would make more idiotic.’
‘No, it wouldn’t, it would just mean he wasn’t idiotic.’
‘Are saying I am?’
‘Fry…’
‘Are you? Cause that’s not very nice.’
‘I’m not calling you an idiot.’
‘You think I’m an idiot.’
‘No… well… we’re all idiots Fry.
‘Generalising it doesn’t make it less of an insult.’
‘I’m an idiot too.’
‘I am not! Wait, what?!’
‘Just be quiet, hun.’
‘No, I wanna be loud! Why shouldn’t I raise my voice?’
‘Lucy’s sleeping.’
‘Oh, sorry.’
Leela sighed and sipped her coffee, and watched Fry watching her over the edge of his own mug. Lucy lay in her pram beside the small coffee table, conveniently fast asleep and oblivious to the happenings around her.
‘You’re not an idiot, Leela.’
‘I am.’
‘Neither of us is.’
‘Oh, I must disagree.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I’m an idiot.’
‘You’re not explaining yourself.’
‘And you expect me to?’
‘I-I don’t kno-… what are you getting at?’
Leela placed her mug on the table and reached across the table and clasped Fry’s hands which still held his mug of coffee.
‘Am I confusing you?’
Fry set his coffee down with difficulty and clasped her hands back.
‘Yes, sort of, well I don’t know, are you?’
‘I’ll tell you why I’m an idiot; I’m in love.’
‘Really? Wait, with who?’
‘With an idiot.’
‘Who is he? I’ll kill him, or at least give him a good talking to, yeah that’d show him the consequences of wooing my Captain.’
[to be continued…]

Bigger update next time, I promise!
any1else

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« Reply #432 on: 01-10-2007 05:51 »

Fools in love, eh?

 
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‘I can’t do this.’ she said and gulped the rest of her coffee down and bolted for the door.
‘Score!’ Jules reached across the table for Amy’s cookie and candies.
Teehee!
coldangel

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« Reply #433 on: 01-10-2007 06:53 »

Fools in love, well are there any other kind of lovers?
Fools in love, is there any other kind of pain?

Everything you do, everywhere you go now
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you see, everything you know now
Everything you do, you do it for your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...

Fools in love, are there any creatures more pathetic?
Fools in love, never knowing when theyve lost the game

Everything you do, everywhere you go now
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you see, everything you know now
Everything you do, you do it for your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...

Fools in love they think theyre heroes
cause they get to feel no pain
I say fools in love are zeros
I should know, I should know
Because this fools in love again

Fools in love, gently hold each others hands forever
Fools in love, gently tear each other limb from limb

Everything you do, everywhere you go now
Everything you touch, everything you feel
Everything you do, even your rock n roll now
Nothing mean a thing except you and your lady
Love your lady, love your lady
Love your lady, love...

Fools in love they think theyre heroes
cause they get to feel no pain
I say fools in love are zeros
I should know, I should know
Because this fools in love again


-Joe Jackson
any1else

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« Reply #434 on: 01-10-2007 06:57 »

Yeah, that's the one.  tongue
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #435 on: 01-10-2007 16:01 »

Ooh, I don't think I've heard that song.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #436 on: 01-10-2007 17:55 »

Someone else like Joe Jackson! After you listen to that song, update again! Please?
fryismyhero

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« Reply #437 on: 01-10-2007 17:56 »

Ok, bearing in mind that I've only just finished reading page one of your thread Tasty, but your writing rocks!!  Definitely up there with the best of them.   big grin
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #438 on: 01-10-2007 20:24 »

Thanks fimh! Mmm, my newbie goodnesh. I had so many responses back then... and then half stopped posting and coldangel came along and stole my popularity... oh well.
jle1993

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« Reply #439 on: 01-11-2007 06:54 »

Awwwwwwwwwwww, I LOVE UPDATES.
Lovely work Tasty, abosolutly lovely.
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