I don't draw. I edit! - TriggerHappyJim's Gallery

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Know this now: I can't draw for toffee.

All I do is edit other images, and now I'm getting the hang of Adobe Photoshop, I decided I needed a place to yam my stuff.

At the moment, I'm making signatures but I'm open to anything.

Also, I can make to request if wanted.

Here is some shizzle to start the thread rolling:

A Futurama related one:


And a non-Futurama related one:

[Reply #1 on:]

Thosem are really cool.
So you want requests huh?Okay,anything with Bender. 

[Reply #2 on:]

more bullets than sense...excellent.

Love them both, photoshop kills.

[Reply #3 on:]

those are cool

[Reply #4 on:]

 

Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
So you want requests huh?Okay,anything with Bender.   

One bent signature, coming right up.

I got another one that I made for Mookie427, so I'll post that when I get home. (I'm at school at the moment)

[Reply #5 on:]

Your heaps good at shopping up sigs! They kick the shit out of all of my crappy attempts! You should enter some in the signature competition! Love the first one btw. One would almost start to suspect you were a shipper! 

[Reply #6 on:]

Me? A shipper? Where did you get that idea from? 

Thanks Blane, but as I mentioned. I can't draw for shit. I just steal other peoples work and yam it all together. Muahahahahahaha.

Here's Mookie's siggy I made last night:



On a side note, I botched those brand names when I resized it. Under Chrysler the text says:

3000 years.
And you still can't afford me

And then the Ford one says:

Revamped in
           3000

More soon, and I've got Bender's Fan's one in work! I'm thinking of doing Bender as Napolean (a la "Insane in the Mainframe" ).

[Reply #7 on:]

Hey, not to many of us can draw at all! I know i can't. It takes skill to photoshop a good sig; not just the knowledge of how to use the program properly, but the skill to actually put all the different elements and come out with something good! I don't think any of the sigs ive done are as good as yours, and you've just started

[Reply #8 on:]

Thanks Blane.

And I have some more work! Already!
I should really stop editing and do some coursework.

Here's the one I promised Benders fan:


And here's one which took no time to make, but ithink looks really nice:

[Reply #9 on:]

That's really cool.It's one of my favorites. 

[Reply #10 on:]

I like the stuff off this guy. What can you do with this:
?

[Reply #11 on:]

Cyrogenics lab Bender eh?

I'll see what I can do for you!

[Reply #12 on:]

That's just grand! Cant wait.

[Reply #13 on:]

 

TriggerHappyJim throws eggs at the nasty emos.
The emos cut themselves with the eggshells.
TriggerHappyJim sighs.

*dies laughing* 

[Reply #14 on:]

great work THJ!
amazing what you can do with photoshop...

[Reply #15 on:]

 

Originally posted by commie detector:
amazing what you can do with photoshop...

And MS paint believe it or not...

Hehe, thanks fryismyhero.

And lo, there was more work:



Behold! A few spare minutes of boredom were banished when I ended up on paint. It's all copied from a screengrab. You can tell because I gave up around the eyes when the quality became so bad I couldn't see it.



This is Yours dr.bender nye! Hope you like it, I'm afraid it looked nicer when it was huge but size restrictions blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, etc.



Here is a picture I grabbed while I was... *hangs head in shame* playing a video game.
Look for my name under the bridge on the left!

[Reply #16 on:]

amazing!

[Reply #17 on:]

Cool. I wouldn't panic about it.

[Reply #18 on:]

And more:



This un's a bit big, so its a link rather than an image:
 http://www.maj.com/gallery/triggerhappyjim/shizac/airplane.bmp

[Reply #19 on:]

That's really good TriggerHappyJim. 

[Reply #20 on:]

Thanks Benders Fan!

Phew, more work already.

An evenings mild labour while listening to blues rock threw this up:



Seeing how you liked the text part o' me siggy, this is done in your name fryismyhero.

Also, I made this a while ago for my sister AKA soapy water:



Ahhhh. Cool sweet shippiness.

[Reply #21 on:]

 

Originally posted by TriggerHappyJim:
Here's the one I promised Benders fan:

That kicks so much ass, it's impossible to comprehend it...

[Reply #22 on:]

All your sigs so far kick ass.

I really liked the plane one! How come you get all the good ideas! I can't think of anything to make into a sig!

[Reply #23 on:]

Hehe, thanks Nasty Pasty! Thats one of my favourites.

Cheers Blane!

Well the plane one was just a random game screenie I took. There was a freeware (praise the lord) font I wanted to try out and that seemed like the opertunity to use it. One thing led to another and I ended up with that bar across the bottom. The text on the left was just a spur of the moment thing.

I'd post more, but maj.com is screwin wit me, so I'll do more soon.

[Reply #24 on:]

Use Image Shack!

[Reply #25 on:]

I might have to, its cocked up bad.

[Reply #26 on:]

I've had trouble with crappy hosting before. Image shack has always worked for me though, and photo bucket is also good. But i usually only use PB when i have heaps of pics that need uploading at once.

[Reply #27 on:]

The maj.com bastards have got their crappy site working, so, behold! More work! I'm thinking of changing my siggy to this:



This was originally some poster I found on google and I laughed so hard, it fell into my hard drive.

It was a quickie, but the original image was so damn funny...

[Reply #28 on:]

 
Funny.

[Reply #29 on:]

Yo, THJ, can you make me a commie-themed Signature with Comrade Greeting Card from "Mother's Day"?

Maybe choose a funny quote like...
"Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie."

[Reply #30 on:]

Mmmm, another political one eh?

I could do it old-fashioned communist propaganda style...

This could be seriously cool, I'll get to work!

[Reply #31 on:]

So far i've seen perfected stuff after perfected stuff and thats a good thing. Try one with Zoidberg on it. Do whatever you wish. I'll be back with another one soon.
McEdit: okay,off futurama for a bit, to do what i suggest, it might be best to watchThis and if it's okay, could you do Dr.Bob(If you need a still image, this will help:
)?

[Reply #32 on:]

How do you like this Nasty?:



I can change the size if need be.

[Reply #33 on:]

Haha.That's good.

[Reply #34 on:]

Haha, that's awesome dude.

Could you make one with Comrade Greeting card? Maybe something similar to the Napoleon sig you posted earlier. Cept more communist...

[Reply #35 on:]

Cool. I like it. What i said:
 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Try one with Zoidberg on it. Do whatever you wish. I'll be back with another one soon.
McEdit: okay,off futurama for a bit, to do what i suggest, it might be best to watchThis and if it's okay, could you do Dr.Bob(If you need a still image, this will help:
)?

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Sorry I didn't reply dr. b. I will try and get one done. I'm formulating plans right now...

@Nasty: I can try,its just that the grabs with the greetings card in it are a bit tricky to work with. I'll see what I can fiddle though. Have you got any ideas for a background image?

[Reply #37 on:]

How bout this?

[Reply #38 on:]

PERFECT!

[Reply #39 on:]

Not quite... Comrade Greeting Card should have a background from the Russian Revolution, something with Lenin holding a speech or whatnot, perhaps even something with Marx. The picture above does not fit very well, as it referrs to a military victory of Stalin who essentially corrupted the revolution for his own totalitarian purposes.

Something like this, perhaps:


Or this: