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Starship Captain
« on: 12-10-2005 21:42 »

got the idea from Kurtpikachu. add your comercials if you like

(Fry at home drinking)
Announcer: Tired of your boring daily routine? Then try Funagarioxin!
(Fry playing coed beach volley ball)
Announcer: Have fun with Funugarioxiny-whatever!
Fry (bad actor) Wow. Oh the fun I am having.
Announcer: A new world is open every day with….this.
Fry: Wu!!!!
Bender: Have a blast!!
(dumps beer keg on Fry)
Strangely large breasted lady: I enjoy you very much.
 Announcer: Don’t be a square
(Hermes flashes on screen)
Announcer: Be a dodecahedron and take…….our drug
Side effects include: insomnia, cancer, arthritis, catarax, diarrhea, flu, death, WED, colon blockage, severe fever, bladder explosion and pregnancy.

FREEZE! Superfly agent of the F.S.B!

Thou Shalt Not Spam-
The 11th Commandment

Urban Legend
« Reply #1 on: 12-14-2005 16:08 »

Looks like I might be starting a new trend here!  Hope it catches on! 

Space Pope
« Reply #2 on: 12-14-2005 18:47 »


Urban Legend
« Reply #3 on: 03-06-2006 20:12 »

Here's another one:

A Midas commercial:

Fry, Leela, and Bender were in the PE ship and it runs out of gas!

Fry: Leela!  The ship's running out of gas!  We'll never make our delivery in time!

Bender:  Running out of gas!  I had nothing to do with that!

Leela:  Relax, guys!  We're going to Midas! 

Fry, Bender, and Leela go to Midas and watch the ship get repaired. 

V.O.:  For broken brake pads, oil changes, repairs, or service, you can count on Midas!

The PE Ship is repaired and Fry, Bender, and Leela are waiting for a meteor shower to end.

Leela:  At least we got the ship fixed!

Fry:  Thanks to Midas, we can make another delivery! 

Bender (reaching for a beer):  And I can have another beer to that!

Fry and Bender (singing):  Trust the Midas touch!!!!

Just something fun I thought up of.  What if the Futurama characters really did commercials like this? 

Space Pope
« Reply #4 on: 03-06-2006 22:31 »

Kurt and SORF burn my eyes like acid.  frown

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #5 on: 03-07-2006 01:43 »

Why not?  Because they're terrible!  Hooray!  Another mystery solved.

Space Pope
« Reply #6 on: 03-07-2006 03:04 »

They need to have a Fleet ad with Futurama in it. Then people will be buying it by the hand fulls.
Punching Bag

Starship Captain
« Reply #7 on: 03-07-2006 05:26 »

You know what there should be? A commercial where Kurt gets his eyes burned out with hydrochloric acid.

I'd watch that.

Bending Unit
« Reply #8 on: 03-08-2006 01:38 »

!!!!!!!!!!!too many exclaimation marks kurt!!!!!!!!

Space Pope
« Reply #9 on: 03-08-2006 02:23 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2006 02:23 »

Under the unanimous decision of the Federal Government, there is now a 25% "Being Kurt" tax.

Bending Unit
« Reply #10 on: 03-09-2006 16:05 »

Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
Looks like I might be starting a new trend here!  Hope it catches on! 

No, you aren't.

Bending Unit
« Reply #11 on: 04-28-2006 13:28 »

Futurama comercails seem dumb because the show is off the air(new episode wise)
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
« Reply #12 on: 05-03-2006 21:21 »

To be honest, that AT&T commercail with all those robots shoulda included Bender's sassy attitude and all that jazz. Personal opinion. But seriously, the ads burn me.
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