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Bending Unit
« on: 12-01-2005 14:03 »

everyone has been saying im rubbish at english well this extract from my English essay proves you wrong (for more just ask) I got a A

Top five worst things ever

Everybody hates something, from summer colds to sleeping in an itchy bed. Whether the smell, taste or sound of something causes utter disgust. That's why I choose my top five (or bottom five) worst things ever.
    Straight in at number one is butter. That yellow brick of fat makes me shudder anywhere near it, and the main reason I hate butter is because it causes the worst effects of the five senses.
   It looks like our school: the plain, pale yellowness and squareness of it evokes pure boredom. The taste is revolting and makes me gag, it annoys me when people can just slap it over their toast or sweetcorn.
   I most hate the texture of it. The greasy feel get's stuck between my fingers, I wash my hands but the butter remains; I keep washing but your skin is still stained. I end up scrubing my flesh off screaming. 'Unclean! Unclean!'
   The sound of butter slowly being cut is very unique; the  squishing and sliming of it causes me to go insane.
 Farts I can take, even dog poo steaming on the street, but butter wafts up your nose and overloads your brain. You run to avoid the smell, but the damage has been done. Your nose is tainted by evil and the smell is in every food you eat for the rest of the day.
      Butter. The big bad mutha of lard.

Urban Legend
« Reply #1 on: 12-01-2005 14:12 »

Interesting... No wait, the other thing. tedious.

Bending Unit
« Reply #2 on: 12-01-2005 14:20 »

hey i don't see you begging

(that didn't make sense)

« Reply #3 on: 12-01-2005 14:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2005 14:30 »

Is that the publication you were talking about?
Just joking- it's called irony and I'm not flaming (at least not 14 year-olds).
Seriously you need to get your self-esteem issues sorted out or whatever.

Edit: Bad spelling

Bending Unit
« Reply #4 on: 12-01-2005 14:45 »

what bad spellings? damn that's for my GCSEs, what's wrong with my self esteem?

You insult me too much read vendettas and allies on general discussion

Urban Legend
« Reply #5 on: 12-01-2005 14:46 »

If it's not futurama related don't post it in this forum. We have an off-topic for stuff like that.

Also that essay doesn't prove anything.

Space Pope
« Reply #6 on: 12-01-2005 14:48 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2005 14:48 »

Jimmy crack corn, an I don't care,
Badpinkmummy post essay, I still don't care,
Kryten close thread, and he is great
Take that, you stupid thread!
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