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Blakktoose

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« on: 11-30-2005 11:24 »

Here are some I came up with...


"Good news everyone! I have just found myself...
 
Oh! How rude of me...     Hello there!
 
Hello."


"It's about time we put these young whippersnappers in their place!
 
Except, they're already in their place being where they are.
 
Oh goodness, where was I going with this...?
 
Ah ha! I'm right here... That'll show me."


"Good news everyone! It looks like there's only one left... Hmmm. That's odd.
 
Oh dear, I see two more. That's STILL odd."


"Great news everyone! I've just proven that I'm always right.
 
I found it right here in my diary."


"Bad news no bodyÖ Iíve decided to finally step down as your steady and genius guide.

*crack*   ooOOOOOOoh!

Good news everyone! I believe my artificial hip just broke.

Nevermind."


"Good news everyone! I have a profound revelation to tell you all now...  years later we can test it with time to see if it stands."


"Oh... my aching polymer titanium reinforced artificial bones."

"Good news everyone, we have a very contraversial package to deliver..."
"Contraversial?"
"Oh, heavens no!"
Dorian

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« Reply #1 on: 11-30-2005 15:55 »

Could someone enlighten me as to the purpose of this thread?
Ralph Snart

Agent Provocateur
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« Reply #2 on: 11-30-2005 16:41 »

 
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Originally posted by Dorian:

Could someone enlighten me as to the purpose of this thread?

To see how rapidly one of the mods will close it?


Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
Blakktoose

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« Reply #3 on: 11-30-2005 17:35 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2005 00:00 »

I posted to the wrong board. My bad.

"Good news everyone, we have a very contraversial package to deliver..."
"Contraversial?"
"Oh, heavens no!"
soylentOrange

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« Reply #4 on: 11-30-2005 20:00 »

whoa there, calm down.  The number one rule on this forum is dont take anything personally.  This thread is kindof pointless, but like you said, so what?  I like those quotes btw.
Blakktoose

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« Reply #5 on: 12-02-2005 10:16 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2005 10:16 »

Thanks. I apologize for the outburst earlier. I went ahead and deleted my comments.

I don't think it's pointless at all! I hope people can get into the spirit of the Professor, hear him speaking in their heads, and offer up some interesting creativity. Or any character for that matter. I need a good laugh.

Blakktoose

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« Reply #6 on: 12-02-2005 10:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2005 10:43 »

OK... So the General Board thread was closed. It's all good. I'll keep this thing going myself until they close me down completely. This is not favorite Professor quotes btw, this is what do I imagine the Professor WOULD say?

"Great news everyone! I have found a way to produce different flavors of pudding from extracted DNA. Here taste this chocolate I made this morning."

Then of course Fry tastes the pudding.
Blakktoose

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« Reply #7 on: 12-02-2005 11:13 »

"You found God in space? That's great news! Did you ask him where we go when we don't die?"
Cookie_Cat360

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« Reply #8 on: 12-02-2005 18:30 »

No you half crazy half insane maniac!
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