Professor possibles - Post your suggested professor quotes here

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Here are some I came up with...


"Good news everyone! I have just found myself...
 
Oh! How rude of me...     Hello there!
 
Hello."


"It's about time we put these young whippersnappers in their place!
 
Except, they're already in their place being where they are.
 
Oh goodness, where was I going with this...?
 
Ah ha! I'm right here... That'll show me."


"Good news everyone! It looks like there's only one left... Hmmm. That's odd.
 
Oh dear, I see two more. That's STILL odd."


"Great news everyone! I've just proven that I'm always right.
 
I found it right here in my diary."


"Bad news no body… I’ve decided to finally step down as your steady and genius guide.

*crack*   ooOOOOOOoh!

Good news everyone! I believe my artificial hip just broke.

Nevermind."


"Good news everyone! I have a profound revelation to tell you all now...  years later we can test it with time to see if it stands."


"Oh... my aching polymer titanium reinforced artificial bones."

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Could someone enlighten me as to the purpose of this thread?

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Originally posted by Dorian:

Could someone enlighten me as to the purpose of this thread?

To see how rapidly one of the mods will close it?

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I posted to the wrong board. My bad.

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whoa there, calm down.  The number one rule on this forum is dont take anything personally.  This thread is kindof pointless, but like you said, so what?  I like those quotes btw.

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Thanks. I apologize for the outburst earlier. I went ahead and deleted my comments.

I don't think it's pointless at all! I hope people can get into the spirit of the Professor, hear him speaking in their heads, and offer up some interesting creativity. Or any character for that matter. I need a good laugh.

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OK... So the General Board thread was closed. It's all good. I'll keep this thing going myself until they close me down completely. This is not favorite Professor quotes btw, this is what do I imagine the Professor WOULD say?

"Great news everyone! I have found a way to produce different flavors of pudding from extracted DNA. Here taste this chocolate I made this morning."

Then of course Fry tastes the pudding.

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"You found God in space? That's great news! Did you ask him where we go when we don't die?"

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No you half crazy half insane maniac!