I'm gonna start making Futurama Fan Fictions. Here's episode IFUTURAMA - Episode I - The Pirate Menace - - - - - - - - - - As Seen on your Pirate DVD - - - - - - - - - -
At Planet Express
Professor: Good news everyone! You'll be making a delivery to the planet Schegshimyimjimyames XI.
Fry: Great. Of all the days to do a delivery, you pick a working day.
Professor: Why did you show up today if you're just going to sit there watching TV?
Fry: Because it's free.
Professor: You're fired!
Fry: I already did!
Professor: Okay Zoidberg, looks like you're the smartest one around here, because I've fired everyone else. You'll have to do the delivery, or do I have to fire you aswell?
Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping! So whats the cargo already?
Professor: This chest, full of treasure.
Zoidberg: Bah! Get Zoidberg to deliver the worthless paperweights.
Professor: This is gold dammit! Not like you'd know what that is. Now, I've put the auto-pilot on so don't mess it up! Now get going !
* Zoidberg gets onto the Planet Express ship and takes off.
Zoidberg: Zoidberg takes off, and the crowd goes wild!
* Imitates crowds cheering
Zoidberg: Who would want such garabage? Gold
they speak of? Hah, it's worthless compared to this boot.
*Looks out the window and sees a Space Pirate Ship
Zoidberg: Ooh look, another ship. Friends maybe?
Captain Bluebeard: Arr! Prepare to send transmition!
Slave: Aye Aye, Ma'am.
Captain Bluebeard: I be not a Ma'am!!! ARR!!!
Zoidberg: Ooh, a transmition
Captain Bluebeard: Ahoy! Prepare to be boarded! Arr! Harr! Harr!
* Captain Bluebeard and two slaves climb aboard the Planet Express ship.
Captain Bluebeard: Give us ye booty!
Zoidberg: Never! This is my
boot! Take the worthless gold!
* Runs and cowers in the corner grasping the boot.
Captain Bluebeard: Yarr! Gold! AH! HA! HARR! Men, get the gold!
* Captain Bluebeard and his slaves take the treasure chest and fly away.
Captain Bluebeard: I got me some treasure! Wait! What the barnicle?! This be not gold you filthy bilge rats! It be plastic!!!
Meanwhile at the Robot arms Appartments
Bender: Hey, whats wrong with you?
Fry: I got fired. How the hell am I supposed to get minimum wage?
Bender: If you take the fall for my incident at the Big Apple Bank, I'll give you 1% of this treasure.
* Opens compartment to reveal the REAL treasure.
Fry: Where did you get that?!
Bender: I stole it from the professor yesterday. Why d'you think I didn't show up for work today?
Fry: It's a working day?!
By - Dan Wingus
What do you think? I'll probably make more soon