Finally! almost a week and I actualy continue something!!!! any way here it is:
Opening title: now on TV!
Fry sleeping at apartment.
Bender (barging into “closet”): FRY! FRY! Your never gonna believe this! I got a new dent remover for my chest!
Fry: Bender! Its 3:00 am!
Bender: so you don’t care! You skinbags are always going after me! Note to self: kill all humans.
Fry: Oy! I cant take it any more! Last week you had to get me out at midnight because you saw the robot mafia! And it was the milk man who you ended up beating!
Bender: fry! He was a human! You now: kill all humans?
Fry: well I don’t care! I’m going to a motel!!!
Bender: but…fry…were roommates!
Fry: goodbye bender!
Fry walks into a motel.
Fry: how much for a night?
Front desk: $87 is our cheapest.
Fry: $87! What if I just sleep outside? How much is that?
Front desk: free… I guess.
Fry: ahah! (walks out) I’ve still got it.
Fry: I still got (leaves lobby)
(fry goes to an alley where there are rob-bos, hobos, a refreshing crack vending machine and a scary door poster)
Fry gets in recycle bin
Fry: ya see in my day, when i had too sleep outside we didn't have the luxury of pillows
Hobo: thats a cat!
(cat screeches and gets up)
Fry: Do your job! doesn't government make you work!
Hobo: names Kyle, are you new to the whole trancient deal?
Fry: well sort off. haven't had an alley house since 21-23. and i'll tell the rent was too high! anyway i'm Fry.
Kyle: nice ta meet cha' fry!
fry: so kyle where you from?
Fry: but didn't Atlanta sink?
Kyle: yeah.. you see i'm from the...past.
fry pauses for a few seconds then says "me to" in a stupid voice. like the one in the honking
next scene you see Fry and kyle walking through a street:
Fry: so what was your assighned career?
Fry: *whistle* how'd you lose it?
Kyle: well its a long story, but to put it simple I'll just say crack and hookers aren't things you should have on PBS childrens hour.
Fry: No way!
Kyle: its true, they fired me after the elmo becomes an addict.
next scene at PE
Hermes: where da hell is fry!
Leela: who cares?
Bender:*swears under breath about fry*
Fry walks in
Fry: what up?
Hermes: what is 'up' is that your later than a koala in Ghana!
Fry: i had too walk!
Fry: well....Bender and I...kinda had a....fight.
Bender sits up ans says: today is...uhh...Yom Killpor! I cant work. I gotta go home.
Fry: Bender sure is acting weird latley!
Hermes: what excactly has he done?
Hermes: hahahha! dont you see Fry? all robots go through this at about benders age.
Hermes: robot puberty!
DUNDUNDUN! end of act 1! I'd love some advice at firstname.lastname@example.org
more coming soon!
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