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X-Periment

Crustacean
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« on: 07-02-2005 08:51 »

Do you want to know what happens when I mix a ready-to-kill Cyrax from MK3 and Futurama? Well, then feast you eyes on the events....

(night, Planet Express HQ. Cyrax was sneaking in his Jujitsu style and stops at Leela's back)

Leela: Huh? (turns to see nobody) I thought I heard something... (click) What the-- (turns to see Cyrax, gun in hand)
Cyrax: You shall be eliminated, captain of the Planet Express.
Leela: Who are you?!
Cyrax: Cyrax is my statment. But enough of this name jibber-jabber, your death is our topic now!
Leela: I'm calling police! (tries to call police, but to no effect) What the--
Cyrax: Too bad. I have jammed Telephone usage. So no cops this time. How unfortunate.

Leela: Stay back, you flesh-machine monster!

Cyrax: Times up.

Leela: (half-speed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(BANG! Cyrax shot Leela on the head. The captain of the Planet Express ship falls dead.)

Title: The End of Planet Express

(switch to funeral at the Mortal Kombat Temple with a coffin at center. Everyone's crying :cry smile

Templar of Raiden: Dear people of Cyber York, we are gathered here today to mourn the death of Captain Leela. Killed by an unknown cyborg assassin named Cyrax with his bullet of cold steel... ashes to ashes, dust to dust, but souls are immortal. May hers rest in peace... for all eternity.

(coffin was lowered to the Krypt)
Fry: Why Leela? Why her?!
Bender: I haven't even heard of that Cyrax guy... he's such a naughty man...

(end of funeral. PE HQ. Launch bay)
Fry: So, ready to launch?
Bender: Ready to go, Fry boy!

(The countdown starts, but Cyrax jams engine output. Bender knew this and left the ship, but Fry didn't get out.)
Bender: Fry! LOOKOUT!!!!
Fry: Huh?
(the ship explodes. Fry was intact, but was shot in head)
Cyrax: It's only you and me, robot boy. (saws Bender to half)

End.

I know it's short, but the deaths were Grade A.
How was that?
A_Vatar

Crustacean
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« Reply #1 on: 07-02-2005 09:10 »

Very short, very..... brutal
Marcus
Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 07-02-2005 15:19 »

Yeah, great. You should try writing some time, though.
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 07-02-2005 16:43 »

Lame. All death no plot.
doomtousall

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #4 on: 07-02-2005 21:57 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2005 21:57 »

.......eh..........erm....... ...CRAPTASTIC.


A little less painful than spraying Axe on my eye.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #5 on: 07-03-2005 03:02 »

 
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(the ship explodes. Fry was intact, but was shot in head)

I know this guy's fake, but that bit made me laugh.
I

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 07-03-2005 09:38 »

You, sir, have bad Karma.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 07-03-2005 13:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2005 13:56 »

You should consider writing one of them big summer blockbusters we all done love so much. It would make so much money. (When it's 100 degrees outside, nobody cares what they're sitting in an ice-cold theater watching. All that matters is the popcorn and the mindless, stupid violence. You've got the latter down-pat.)

 roll eyes
doomtousall

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 07-03-2005 19:02 »

You are correct, sir!
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 07-03-2005 21:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Gorky:
You should consider writing one of them big summer blockbusters we all done love so much. It would make so much money. (When it's 100 degrees outside, nobody cares what they're sitting in an ice-cold theater watching. All that matters is the popcorn and the mindless, stupid violence. You've got the latter down-pat.)

  roll eyes

Sure as hell do. But first of all, you said that the deaths were grade A. Which they aren't. Bender would probably be alive even if he was sawed in half because he's not a human. I mean I can list a lot of disturbing ways someone could die. And getting shot in the head isn't one of them.

Really short. So I guess I can say that the characters weren't right. In order to successfully write a fic one must know the characters and the plot. Because no one likes short stuff that takes 30 seconds to read, comprehend, and barf. Keyword: Details.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #10 on: 07-03-2005 22:34 »

Sounds like an Anthony Hopkins film, without canibalism and no cutting off people's faces and no FBI and no good lines and it not being a good movie and no Anthony Hopkins.
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