What if Calculon was Cyrax?

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I ampreparing my fanfiction of what if Cyrax took Calculon's place. Losers try to dowrate me will be punished with THIS: 

[Reply #1 on:]

What the fuck is a Cyrax?

[Reply #2 on:]

Why does every n00b think that this  is gonna make us feel bad? It seems that everyone threatens everyone with the finger.

[Reply #3 on:]

Well, I'm not going to be an ass like some people.

Frankly, I think the idea is shallow, your synopsis is fatally short, and that the entire premise of crossovers is lame.  It's not stupid as crossover fanfics go, and it's not bad enough to put you under suspicion, but it does seem pretty out there.

[Reply #4 on:]

Dowrate?
Far be it from me to dowrate anybody.
On the other hand anybody trying to threaten with a    gets immediately dowrated.
And also .

"we gladly feast on those who would subdue us"

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[Reply #5 on:]

I googled Cyrax, and I found it's either a German DJ, or a dude from Mortal Kombat.  Or a scanner.

Actually, if you could make it all three, this sounds like a good story.  Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to dowrate you.

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The fuck?
Oh, and I'm REALLY threatened by the finger smilie. Well, if it's supposed to be threatening, then I guess I'm threatening!
              
    Fegh. I didn't care for that much.

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yup, Mortal Kombat.

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Originally posted by IamBender:
yup, Mortal Kombat.

Correct. Now, lemme explain you.

Cyrax was talking with his pal, Sektor, about the clip from All My Circuits.

Sektor: Cyrax, do you want me to show that clip from All *MY* Circuits?
Cyrax: No, it's a little self explanatory.
Cyrax in clip: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *audience clap, then cut back to Cyrax*
Cyrax: Funny story. The script tells me I have to say yes, but... I gave a little twist.

Sektor: Antidote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

Remember, downrate me, and you will be he one who has downrated.

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Well, I'm semi-certain that I think PEEL hasn't got a system for rating users... Where are you from, dammit?!

Also, if you reference Cyrax, why not reference pretty much anything that has metallic objects in it?

"Cyrax? He had all these metally bits, right? That makes him pretty much like a robot from Futurama, I think. Yes- this'll hold up perfectly."

[Reply #10 on:]

Cyrax isn't even a robot. He's a cyborg.
There is a difference.

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I know he was on the cusp before, but that last post pushed him over the edge.  I am now officially placing X-Periment under suspicion.

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So... you took an exact quote from Futurama, and changed the names of the characters into those of Mortal Kombat characters? I'm afraid I have to dowrate you.

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Originally posted by Cap'n Skusting:
Cyrax isn't even a robot. He's a cyborg.
There is a difference.

That's exactly it (or at least some of it). Doesn't he have some reptile face under that mask? I move we turn Bender into... RoboCop.

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Originally posted by Wooter:
I'm afraid I have to dowrate you.

Careful.....you might get a finger thing.

So, if it's an exact quote with just the names changed, it doesn't really qualify as fanfic does it?

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Not only that. He got the fudgin' quote wrong.

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Originally posted by X-Periment:

Sektor: Antidote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

Anecdote.

This is pretty much a pointless thread.

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Thanx. Just to think... waht the fuck is an anecdote?!

[Reply #18 on:]

And today's word is 'anecdote' (noun): very short story dealing with a single incident.

May the warm glow of this new knowledge... uh oh, time for my medication.

[Reply #19 on:]

Imagine that! A write that doesn't know what an
anecdote is.
 

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I think that Scorpion should be in your fanfic too X-Periment.  I may be new here too, but I really think that Scorpion is the best, he can shoot fire flames from his skull and toastie anybody!  If you can't put Scorpion in there (I beat Mortal Kombat II with him once, that show you how mcuh of a badass he really is), then I think the next best bet is Kintaro, I believe he had multiple arms (3).  It will be a really good fanfic I believe.

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Couldn't he magic himself into a dragon too?