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X-Periment

Crustacean
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« on: 05-28-2005 06:51 »

I ampreparing my fanfiction of what if Cyrax took Calculon's place. Losers try to dowrate me will be punished with THIS:  up yours
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 05-29-2005 23:02 »

What the fuck is a Cyrax?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 05-29-2005 23:06 »

Why does every n00b think that this  up yours is gonna make us feel bad? It seems that everyone threatens everyone with the finger.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 05-30-2005 02:18 »

Well, I'm not going to be an ass like some people.

Frankly, I think the idea is shallow, your synopsis is fatally short, and that the entire premise of crossovers is lame.  It's not stupid as crossover fanfics go, and it's not bad enough to put you under suspicion, but it does seem pretty out there.
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 05-30-2005 11:41 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2005 11:41 »

Dowrate?
Far be it from me to dowrate anybody.
On the other hand anybody trying to threaten with a    up yours gets immediately dowrated.
And also .

canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 06-03-2005 18:40 »

I googled Cyrax, and I found it's either a German DJ, or a dude from Mortal Kombat.  Or a scanner.

Actually, if you could make it all three, this sounds like a good story.  Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to dowrate you.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 06-03-2005 18:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-03-2005 18:46 »

The fuck?
Oh, and I'm REALLY threatened by the finger smilie. Well, if it's supposed to be threatening, then I guess I'm threatening!
  up yours   up yours   up yours   up yours   up yours
  tongue  Fegh. I didn't care for that much.
IamBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 06-04-2005 14:14 »

yup, Mortal Kombat.
X-Periment

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 06-05-2005 07:47 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2005 07:47 »

   
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Originally posted by IamBender:
yup, Mortal Kombat.

Correct. Now, lemme explain you.

Cyrax was talking with his pal, Sektor, about the clip from All My Circuits.

Sektor: Cyrax, do you want me to show that clip from All *MY* Circuits?
Cyrax: No, it's a little self explanatory.
Cyrax in clip: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *audience clap, then cut back to Cyrax*
Cyrax: Funny story. The script tells me I have to say yes, but... I gave a little twist.

Sektor: Antidote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

Remember, downrate me, and you will be he one who has downrated.
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 06-06-2005 08:43 »

Well, I'm semi-certain that I think PEEL hasn't got a system for rating users... Where are you from, dammit?!

Also, if you reference Cyrax, why not reference pretty much anything that has metallic objects in it?

"Cyrax? He had all these metally bits, right? That makes him pretty much like a robot from Futurama, I think. Yes- this'll hold up perfectly."
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 06-06-2005 12:59 »

Cyrax isn't even a robot. He's a cyborg.
There is a difference.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #11 on: 06-06-2005 14:09 »

I know he was on the cusp before, but that last post pushed him over the edge.  I am now officially placing X-Periment under suspicion.
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #12 on: 06-06-2005 14:38 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2005 14:38 »

So... you took an exact quote from Futurama, and changed the names of the characters into those of Mortal Kombat characters? I'm afraid I have to dowrate you.
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #13 on: 06-06-2005 14:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Cap'n Skusting:
Cyrax isn't even a robot. He's a cyborg.
There is a difference.

That's exactly it (or at least some of it). Doesn't he have some reptile face under that mask? I move we turn Bender into... RoboCop.
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 06-06-2005 15:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Wooter:
I'm afraid I have to dowrate you.
Careful.....you might get a finger thing.

So, if it's an exact quote with just the names changed, it doesn't really qualify as fanfic does it?
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 06-06-2005 17:42 »

Not only that. He got the fudgin' quote wrong.
NibblerJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 06-06-2005 19:40 »

 
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Originally posted by X-Periment:

Sektor: Antidote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.


Anecdote.

This is pretty much a pointless thread.
X-Periment

Crustacean
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« Reply #17 on: 06-11-2005 16:31 »

Thanx. Just to think... waht the fuck is an anecdote?!
Farnsworth38

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 06-11-2005 17:09 »

And today's word is 'anecdote' (noun): very short story dealing with a single incident.

May the warm glow of this new knowledge... uh oh, time for my medication.
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #19 on: 06-11-2005 19:13 »

Imagine that! A write that doesn't know what an
anecdote is.
  roll eyes
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #20 on: 06-12-2005 02:57 »

I think that Scorpion should be in your fanfic too X-Periment.  I may be new here too, but I really think that Scorpion is the best, he can shoot fire flames from his skull and toastie anybody!  If you can't put Scorpion in there (I beat Mortal Kombat II with him once, that show you how mcuh of a badass he really is), then I think the next best bet is Kintaro, I believe he had multiple arms (3).  It will be a really good fanfic I believe.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #21 on: 06-14-2005 01:39 »

Couldn't he magic himself into a dragon too?
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