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ecks

Bending Unit
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« on: 05-22-2005 01:39 »

This is my quadruple F (First Futurama Fan Fic).

FUTURAMA
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-Planet Express HQ-
-day-

The proffesor walks in to the lounge.

Proffesor-
"Good news everyone!"

Bender-
"By good, dont you mean BAD?"

Proffesor-
"Oh my yes..."

Fry-
"Then why'd you say 'good' news?"

Proffesor-
"I like geting peoples hopes up... then crushing them with my bare hands!!! Anyway, Hermes has just informed me that we have some disposible money this year."

Profesor-
"So we have to use the money somehow or else the government will take it away if we dont use it by the end of the month."

Leela-
"What are our options?"

Hermes-
"Well we can pretty much use it how ever we want..."

Zoidberg-
"Give lovable doctor Zoidberg a nice raise maybe?"

Hermes-
"Don't be rediculouse, man, we have to use it for something we can enjoy."

Fry-
"How about the new Game Station 3000?"

Proffesor-
"Fry that's almost as rediculouse an idea as giving Zoidberg a raise!"

Leela-
"Well then... how about Planet Express matching uniforms?"

Proffesor-
"Idiots! I'm surounded by stupid imbisels!"

Fry-
"Well their has to be something..."

Bender-
"How about you all shut the hell up and give me the money so I can... 'invest' it... in a beer company... and a robo-hooker company... and maybe I'll donate some... to bender..."

Proffesor-
"Shut up all of you! I think I'm geting an idea... either that or I'm having an orgasm..."

Leela-
"What's your idea proffesor?"

Proffesor-
"A company vacation to Perfuligon 12!"

Zoidberg-
"Zoidberg can come too, maybe?"

Proffesor-
"If hell freezes over!"

Zoidberg-
"Yay, the doctor finally gets his chance! 7 years of studying medecine is finaly paying off!"
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #1 on: 05-22-2005 02:04 »

You know what I hate?  When people post about a minute's worth of dialog at a time and leave the reader wondering what's going to happen next.  I call them "fic teases."  The only way to get oneself out of this category of history's greatest monsters is to post more of the fic (hint hint).

That being said...
 
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Proffesor-
"I like geting peoples hopes up... then crushing them with my bare hands!!! Anyway, Hermes has just informed me that we have some disposible money this year."

Profesor-
"So we have to use the money somehow or else the government will take it away if we dont use it by the end of the month."

...is awkward, and your spelling is poor.  I don't know where you're from, but if it's not the US, UK, Canada, or Australia, I'm not going to hold language barriers against you.
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