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omega470

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« on: 03-28-2005 01:38 »

The following is a crossover of the show "Friends" and our beloved Futurama. In order to get some of the jokes, you kind of have to have seen both shows. Also, here is a link to the William Shatner thing mentioned in the story:
 http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6570 


Please let me know what you guys think. This is my first attempt at a fanfic.   big grin

Futurama/Friends Crossover!!


By Omega470

Cast:
Phillip J. Fry as Ross Gellar
Turanga Leela as Rachel Green
Amy Wong as Monica Gellar
Bending Unit as Chandler Bing
Professor Farnsworth as Joey Tribbiani
Dr. Zoidberg as Phoebe Buffay

Scene: An unidentified coffee house in New New York located directly above the ruins of Central Park, Old New York:

Leela, Amy, the Professor, and Bender are lounging on the couches having a chat:

PROFESSOR
And so I says to my tailor, I says, watch it with the inseam, buddy, this isn’t prison!

Fry enters

FRY (glumly)
Hey guys…

BENDER
Way to kill the mood, Fry. Could you be any more of a downer?

FRY
Sorry, guys. It’s just that…you know that date I had last night?

LEELA
The one with the girl made entirely out of blue liquid?

FRY
Hey, she has a name…it’s Liquid Empress…and she’s not all blue liquid…she’s got some eyes…and another organ I haven’t identified yet…

BENDER
Fry, man, if you’re having trouble...“identifying organs” maybe you and I need to have the “birds and bees” talk again.

FRY
Very funny guys. I’m trying to be serious here.

AMY
We’re sorry, Fry, go ahead. How was your date?

FRY
Well, it was going great, and we had just gotten back to her place and, you know, her father wasn’t home, so we started fooling around…

PROFESSOR
Nothing wrong with a little foolin’ around…
(looks at a waitress passing by)
Excuse me, ma’am…how you doin’?

AMY
Professor, stop it! We’re listening to Fry. You can pick up the waitress later.

PROFESSOR
And you know I will…

FRY
As I was saying…we were fooling around and, you know, I got kind of thirsty, so I went into the kitchen to get us a couple of beers or something, and there was this bottle of what looked like blue soda…well lets just say her father actually was home…

LEELA
You didn’t!

FRY
I did.

AMY (laughing)
You drank her father??

FRY
Just a sip! I don’t see why she kicked me out, though…I mean it’s not like he needed his entire nose…

BENDER
Fry, you are quite the lady killer…well, Liquid Emperor killer in this situation I guess…

FRY
Shut up! It’s hard when you’re thirsty…and dating a liquid being…

PROFESSOR
Oh, you got that right, man. Back when I was dating one of the soda creatures of Tweenis-12…

FRY
Yeah, go on.

PROFESSOR
Um, that’s all I can remember of that story, sorry. Speaking of cruller, though, would you mind getting me one while you’re up?

FRY
We weren’t talking about crullers, Professor.

BENDER
Yeah, and none of us is going to be getting up any time soon.

PROFESSOR
I see…

The Professor promptly falls asleep, his head back and the slightest bit of drool coming out of his mouth.

BENDER
Anyway….what were we talking about?

FRY
Me! And my problem! What am I going to say to the Liquid Empress?

LEELA
Maybe you could just tell her you were “on a break.”

The studio audience begins to “ooooooh.”

FRY
I dunno, Leela, why don’t you go sleep with Zapp Brannigan again?

LEELA
I never slept with Zapp, Fry, and you know that!!

FRY
Yeah, well, we were on a break, and you knew that!!

LEELA
Oh we sooooo were not!

Fry and Leela look at each other for a minute, then begin kissing passionately.

AMY
They’re back together again, then, I guess?
BENDER
Oh, give me a break, we’ve seen this before. Give it…3…2…1…

Leela and Fry promptly stop kissing and resume their argument.

LEELA
You slept with the interim supervisor!

FRY
Zapp Brannigan!! Zapp Brannigan and his little assistant guy!!

LEELA
Oh, we are sooo over!

FRY
Yeah? Fine by me! In fact, if it were up to me, we would have been over during break!

LEELA
Is that so? Well, I’ve got news for you—

AMY
Guys, stop it! Dr. Zoidberg’s about to start playing…

BENDER (sarcastically)
Yes…the highlight of my week…

AMY
Come on Bender…I think it’s very…creative…

BENDER
Yeah, that’s the word I’d use: “creative.” Kind of like how strangling a cat and setting it to music is “creative.”

COFFEE SHOP OWNER
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Coffee Shop is proud to introduce, your friend and mine, Dr. Zoidberg, performing original material!

(Amy, the Professor and Leela applaud…nobody else)

ZOIDBERG
My throngs of adoring fans, I thank you. As my good friend, the…uh…coffee guy, said, I will be performing some original material tonight, but if the occasion is called for, I’m still open to performing my interpretation of Elton John’s “Rocket Man” as an encore.

(This time, only the Professor applauds)

ZOIDBERG
I guess that’s a “maybe,” then. In any case, sit back, relax, and prepare to be astounded!

(Zoidberg pulls out a tissue and blows into it, loudly. The microphone picks up the sound and broadcasts it throughout the entire coffee shop, and an uncomfortably loud level, for an uncomfortably long length of time. Following the blown nose…or whatever organ that is on the front of his face)

ZOIDBERG
What, no applause? Very well, I can see that my material has gone over the heads of you humans. Here is “Rocket Man.”

Zoidberg proceeds to give his rendition of the popular Elton John song, which bears a striking resemblance to the interpretation performed by William Shatner in 1978 at the Science Fiction Film Awards…in which Shatner performs the entire song in spoken word, smoking a cigarette.

ZOIDBERG (finishing up)
And…I think it’s going to be a long….long time.

He takes one final puff of the cigarette, extinguishes it, and then scuttles off, sidestepping and clacking his claws together. The angry crowd begins to throw food and other debris at Zoidberg. Zoidberg curses at them and begins to trash the stage.
 
BENDER
That went better than usual.

FRY
Yeah, I’ll say. Nice and quick this time…kinda like Zapp, right Leela?

LEELA
Fry!!!

END

Roll credits, cheesy song, and extra-long preview of next week’s episode that gives the plot twist away.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #1 on: 03-28-2005 06:09 »

Heh, I like it. Then again I'm a big Friends fan. Some neat jokes in there. Good work.

Though I would've cast them differently. Farnsworth as Joey? Eeeeew! And personality-wise Leela and Amy should exchange characters. Maybe....

Kif as Ross
Amy as Rachel
Leela as Monica
Bender as Chandler
Fry as Joey
Zoidberg as Phoebe

Welcome to PEEL. Enjoy it here.

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 03-28-2005 19:31 »

Oh damnit. When you mentioned crossover in the title, I thought you were talking about music.

Oh well.
omega470

Crustacean
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« Reply #3 on: 03-28-2005 20:15 »

well, there was a little music at the end, but i'm sure that's not what you wanted, lol
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 04-01-2005 16:26 »

I liked it.  It's better than watching an actual episode of Friends!  I would like to see a Futurama/Night Court crossver:

Fry as Harold T. Stone
Bender as Dan Fielding
Leela as Christine Sullivan
Amy Wong as Ros Russell
Hermes as Mac Robinson
Dr. Zoidberg as Bull Shannon
Scruffy as Art the jantior
Prof. Farnsworth as Selma, but only a male version, this both characters are old and cynical anyway.
LaBarbra as Quon Le: Mac's wife

This could be a fun topic we can start.  Writing crossovers of the Futurama characters in a sitcom!
omega470

Crustacean
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« Reply #5 on: 04-01-2005 17:28 »

Yes! Brilliant, zoidberg as bull!

Yeah, we should totally make a contest thats just like re-casting sitcoms w/ the futurama cast, thatd be funny as hell.
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 04-01-2005 17:49 »

Although I probably would've cast them differently, I still thought this was great and had me laughing out loud a couple of times. Good work, that! 
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #7 on: 04-01-2005 18:08 »

hm... not bad?
omega470

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 04-05-2005 12:30 »

Thanks for the feedback, guys. much appreciated!   smile
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 04-07-2005 22:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Heh, I like it. Then again I'm a big Friends fan. Some neat jokes in there. Good work.

Though I would've cast them differently. Farnsworth as Joey? Eeeeew! And personality-wise Leela and Amy should exchange characters. Maybe....

Kif as Ross
Amy as Rachel
Leela as Monica
Bender as Chandler
Fry as Joey
Zoidberg as Phoebe

Welcome to PEEL. Enjoy it here.


Nilch! That's a fun word. Anyway, I love Friends. *Braces self*. And I've seen a lot of the episodes almost everday. So this is how I see it,

Fry as Ross
Bender as Joey
Kif as Chandler -minus all the wise cracks
Leela as Rachel
Amy as Monica
Zoidberg as Phoebe
Professor as Mr. Geller
Hermes as co-worker of one of the guys

That's so screwy. If there were more main women on Futurama, I could use one of them. This is funny, cause I was going to do a Futurama/Friends parody picture. Good job, Omega470! If you have anymore of this stuff post it!
omega470

Crustacean
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« Reply #10 on: 04-10-2005 21:32 »

Thanks mucho!
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