Well well well. The tide has finally turned. I know a few of my esteemed colleagues would like to sink their teeth into a fanfic of mine after I tore into theirs.
So here it is.
Futurama: Curse of the One-Eyed Jacks. Yes, that is a stupid title, and no, I couldn't think of anything better.
I'd advise you to read
these notes prior to reading the story, as I have made several enhancements to the traditional notion of a fanfic.
If you're ready to go,
click here. I'm warning you now...it's a long story.
I realize that there may be some discontinuities, which can be explained mostly by my attempts to "trim the fat" and my lack of a good proofreader. Please leave a review, and please don't be afraid to criticize my errors. I'm thick-skinned enough to handle all the slings and arrows that you can throw at me.
Bonus points to whomever guesses which character represents
my point-of-view.