art with no boobies

[Reply #240 on:]

Sometimes i can't tell with some of your drawings. Are you crazy or in a scribbly bored mood or just plain drunk.

[Reply #241 on:]

I would say both 

[Reply #242 on:]

Whoever bumped this thread made me cry. There's no new artwork. 

[Reply #243 on:]

I feel my best work is made in less than 30 seconds.






Post Script: No don't cry princess! Here, I'll make you another masterpiece! 
  VS     

[Reply #244 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
I feel my best work is made in less than 30 seconds.

Some times work made in 30 seconds turns out to be good. Some times I make somthing in 30 seconds, take anthor piece of paper, redraw it in 30 mins and I make shure I add lots a funkayyy detail to it. I love your artwork because it has its own style. You have made your own style like famous artest. I think one day your art might be put in a musem to be honest.

[Reply #245 on:]

You made me think there would be new art.

[Reply #246 on:]

Oooohhhhh..... without the boobies its nowhere as arousing...... lol                 

[Reply #247 on:]

what he meant...

Originally posted by Dave B:
Oooohhhhh..... without the boobies its nowhere as arousing......            

[Reply #248 on:]

What were you thinking?    That doesn't go in an aquarium!     


Fry is like a dance king!


Fry Bender is like a dance king!

Fry Bender is like a dance king!Ultra.porn has been watching too much evavavion.



Post Script: (Neon Genevif Evavavion)

[Reply #249 on:]

Holy fucking mother of god.

How old are you? You do know what you are doing should be made mandatory?

[Reply #250 on:]

I think what he's doing is probably white and chalky and necessitates a spoon.

[Reply #251 on:]

That Looks awsome nice work

[Reply #252 on:]

Yay! Ultra Porn's back!

[Reply #253 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:

I think what he's doing is probably white and chalky and necessitates a spoon.

You forgot to add the adjective 'unpleasant'.

[Reply #254 on:]

Ultra.porn has watched Neon Genesis Evangelion?

This scares me so deeply I can't even put it into words justly.

Good art is on the horison, I'm sure.  Keep it up, u.p!

[Reply #255 on:]

ultra porn?

[Reply #256 on:]

No way! Ultra porn is still around and kicking? My day just got even better.

[Reply #257 on:]

 

Originally posted by The Decapodian:
ultra porn?

Yes Please.

Great work U.P ^-^

I want to see the professer kick some angel ass!

[Reply #258 on:]

Some of this stuff freaks me out man , but its cool 

[Reply #259 on:]

 

Originally posted by BeanBeanBean!:
Some of this stuff freaks me out man , but its cool   

soo true, except for the cool bit. it just plain weird.....

[Reply #260 on:]

Have I professed my love for this thread and all that it contains? 

I haven't?  Grah....

I think everything you've come up with is fresh and original, Ultra.  Even if I don't completely understand what you're trying to express, I'm still ridiculously entertained by your art. 

[Reply #261 on:]

i've gotta admit i can't stop looking at it!

[Reply #262 on:]

Thats creepy. Just plain creepy.

[Reply #263 on:]

Ahh the old boobless joke(used on a calculator)
how festive of yeah

[Reply #264 on:]

We're on about art , not calculators guy.

[Reply #265 on:]

Ok I gotta say now,Your art is really weird!  Sorry.

[Reply #266 on:]

I think he would take that as a compliment.  Weirdness is kind of the point of his art. 

[Reply #267 on:]

oh ok.WEll then your art is very weird!

[Reply #268 on:]

now i'll need a fake i.d. to rent ultra porn 

[Reply #269 on:]

Quite the oddball artwork here. It's as brilliant as it is crappy and I love it. 

[Reply #270 on:]

This picture only works if you've watched the movie which which which is um called which is um ummmm called End of Evavavion and if you haven't not ain't seen it I will i'll PUNCH YOU 


Well?!!>!!?!?! 


Fry versus the dinosaurer tm is heated battle between a whale and a squid.


Great Britain! Bloody 'ell! Old chap-mate! Bosom? Fine art/delicacies without any sort of bosomeses!


...and finally, the best picture of all!

Post Script: I recommend the videogame Trauma Center: Under the Knife, except for that one level.

[Reply #271 on:]

U.P...You just made End of Evangelion hurt me even more than it ever has.  I love you.

[Reply #272 on:]

YAY! Ultra Porn's back!

[Reply #273 on:]

this crap is messed up! lol

[Reply #274 on:]

Pure awesomeness.
Not many things on the internet make me actually laugh out loud, but that last picture did it.
 

[Reply #275 on:]

I don't want a fake ID anymore. 

[Reply #276 on:]

Yesssss, hahahaha.

This stuff never gets old.

[Reply #277 on:]

Nono, it gets old, but stays good.

"This young lad ere's 'Arry Potta!"

Nailed the British in one sentence!

[Reply #278 on:]

Brilliant. Never ceases to amaze me and amuse me.

[Reply #279 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
U.P...You just made End of Evangelion hurt me even more than it ever has.

Did he?  Or did he just make "The Sting" even better?

No, I guess you were right the first time.