art with no boobies

[Reply #200 on:]

This picture makes sense. 

Post Script: You have my Double Platypoctopus permission, Crazyfangirl.
(As long as you don't use the Leela octopus like you said.)

[Reply #201 on:]

  Wow, neat-o pic there Ultra.

[Reply #202 on:]

You combined math, freaky and cool! It’s touching!

Also thanks!

[Reply #203 on:]

This is Fry.

This is Bender, Ruler of all.

This is Zoidberg, ruler of Flipper, king of  the sea.

This is Leela, and her dangley neck.


THE END with a chinasaur and me getting bnavk to watching Wonder Showzen. 

[Reply #204 on:]

Fucking ace.

30% lard Bender!     

[Reply #205 on:]

Lard bender: Hi! Im lard bender *melts onto floor*
Fry: Ugh! There he goes again!

[Reply #206 on:]

The ultimate fight, who will win!?


The ultimate twist ending, he won...?


The ultimate repetitive writing style, not to mention... a class* on anatomy.

* I meant picture.

Also, here is what me and my twin sister(who loves pokemon, for some reason) thought the director of the latest pokemon movie would look like.


Post Script: Also, if you make out with the director, time will slow down around you, and if you go a little farther (down), time will stop - then go backwards.

Therefore, the director's vagina is a time machine. Also, judging by the picture etc. she is incredibly hot.  /

[Reply #207 on:]

Purple cupcake fists, unexpected plot twists, pizza, new babeilicious character...

Ultra, I have three words for you.

Fap. Fap. Fap. 

[Reply #208 on:]

Fry Fry the Fry Fry. (Fire Fly if you don't speak Japanese) FRY FRY!


poo pee poopy  My grandma made me draw this.


Post Script: A.K.A. I.E. 

[Reply #209 on:]

Fry Fry appears to have suffered some shredding of the lemur.

[Reply #210 on:]

This is a totememum.

This is a fight, Fry VS his doppleganger.

This does not have to do with DBZ, but the Leela Octopus IS a Super Saiyan in this pic  . (1, not 2,3,4 golden monkey etc. )

[Reply #211 on:]

SCARY!

CUTE!

INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE! 


Post Script: FRAGMENT! 

[Reply #212 on:]

Oy, Ultra, your art really is a breath of fresh anarchy. Though I think your Zoidberg is scarier than your Leela.

Let's pose as the Olsen twins and take over a factory.

Exactly. 

[Reply #213 on:]

Wow  VERY INTERESTING

[Reply #214 on:]

Duck Delta Burke...

I never thought I'd see those words together, but they make so much sense.

[Reply #215 on:]

That Zoidberg is adorable.

[Reply #216 on:]

I like your style of art 

[Reply #217 on:]

All very neat. The director is indeed HAWT. <3  By the way, I saw someone called Chinasaur on Wikipedia. Is that you, UltraPorn?

[Reply #218 on:]

A poem from my Great Grandfather, about the trio of Leela's I drew:
"I put a bottle cap in my poop mouth, but I didn't know it was poop a bottle cap. I thought it was one poop of those babies where you just add poop water and it would get confused and think poop my saliva was water and then I'd poop have a baby in my mouth."   :)STORYTIME


More should have necks like these.

I saved the best Leela for last(of Leelas)


It's fry.


Post Script: My Great Grandfather in order to motivate me for my posting ordeal boughtguhoth me gushers with my money. It is not known to this day if he indeed ate any with his "slight" lack of teeth. (What a MAN! Also while I'm in parentheses, I wish I didn't have to floss. Although occasional lack of brushing does the trick.)

[Reply #219 on:]

So... measured in pounds, what IS your daily crack intake?

[Reply #220 on:]

Your Great Grandfather is a genius, and so are you. You can't not win at least seven PEELies this year.

I'm not entirely sure about the first two Leela's though. Or the third one. Or Fry.

[Reply #221 on:]

Man, you draw like a bad-ass mo-fo... And you write like one as well. Being a bad-ass mo-fo is pretty great.
There is a joke that goes along with that, but my reputation doesnt allow me to post it. Also, it won't work out of context, so screw it.
I'm voting U.p for oh so many of the PEELies when that time comes.

Incedentally, some pictures, namely the ones of Lampy, the Cap'n, Alex and U.p himself getting a 1) were missing (glorious red 'x's, since I'm currently at a machine with IE *brrr*)... Does anybody have them saved somewhere?

[Reply #222 on:]

how do u post art work on this web page?

[Reply #223 on:]

HOW? I NEED TO KNOW, SO I CAN POST ART TOO, IM THE BOMB AT DRAWING!
SO TELLL ME PLZZ\ZZZZZ

[Reply #224 on:]

Here's a hint... you DON'T post artwork by typing in all caps and double-posting and whining because no one answered you in a whole FOUR MINUTES.

[Reply #225 on:]

I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.                 

[Reply #226 on:]

What that guy said.

Post Script: (Math error...?)

[Reply #227 on:]

Very nice stuff dude.

You never cease to freak me out...

[Reply #228 on:]

Arm to Leg Ratio is wrong.

BELLYBUTTONDOOR! DOWN WITH CAPS LOCK!


Post Script: SAND ATTACK        

[Reply #229 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
Arm to Leg Ratio is wrong.

Arm to lemur ratio.

[Reply #230 on:]

I'll say one thing about your, Art, you have a very...interesting imagination. Some bits confusing, some just shere good ideas.

[Reply #231 on:]

  +  = 
(The question marks combine with love)

[Reply #232 on:]

You are quite insane.  But I gotta admit, I'm enjoying this stuff.

[Reply #233 on:]

I like your art because you do something different that is unique to, you've certainly got some crazy ideas.

I just worked out your avatar!!

[Reply #234 on:]

After seeing all this art I understand why farnsworth needed the fake ID.

[Reply #235 on:]

Keep it comin Ultra pR0n.

[Reply #236 on:]

Goth Futurama=Best. Thing. EVER.

[Reply #237 on:]

This is my new smart test. For geniuses only! (Though it's still double DOUBLE hard for them!  )

    Tough, huh?

Post Script: The hard part is you have to READ your answer. I got it first try  , though I sometimes exaggerate. 

[Reply #238 on:]

I have seen loads of your art now and Its Ex-el-Exellentay. Maybe try a realistic pic now as i think there're called when you draw a cartoon but make it look real. I have real trouble with those.


One more thing, whats with all the insane stuff.

[Reply #239 on:]

Your artwork is okay,but it sort of scares me.