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Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #160 on: 02-08-2005 22:55 »

Captain Planet, He's A Hero

Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero

He's Our Powers Magnified

And He's Fighting On The Planet's Side

Captain Planet

He's a Hero:

Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero

Gonna Help Him Pull Asunder

Bad Guys Who Like to Loot and Plunder

(Looten Plunder): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!



We're the Planeteers

You Can Be One Too

'Cause Saving Our Planet Is The Thing To Do

Looting And Polluting Is Not The Way!

Here's what Captain Planet Has To Say

(Captain Planet): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!



(Looten Plunder and Ultra.porn in unison):  THE POWER IS YOURS!

Post Script: (Me posting about Captain Planet) -> cool
Zmithy

Professor
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« Reply #161 on: 02-08-2005 23:10 »

My god, its 4am as I type this... That is the best thing ever.
I just sung it to the 'new justice team' tune.

 love
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #162 on: 02-09-2005 00:33 »

That was awesome! Great work   smile
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #163 on: 02-09-2005 01:42 »

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #164 on: 02-24-2005 01:01 »

Look below- at my (hand drawn obviously) SELF PORTRAIT!  evil laugh

Whenever I stare at this one for long enough I feel confused.


Post Script: Sorry that I haven't posted in a while, but I started playing Animal Crossing again. I just played it, and played it, and played it some more! (See if you can guess, without posting, the quote I used -- but altered.) In fact, I played it so much that I didn't watch Futurama or go to this website (or the toilet, because that is what pants are for!).. and then I did!

Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #165 on: 02-24-2005 01:04 »

I was taught how to draw spiders in school. They taught me to draw them just like that. In fact, thay said spiders are supposed to be drawn "like cookies". Yum!  big grin
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #166 on: 02-24-2005 02:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
My brother found my pen!   big grin  Hurray!   big grin

Here is a freakier nicer picture, hobojobobobo.
I used that picture for a Valentines card the other week. It was great! Thanks Ultra.porn.

I like the self portrait too.
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #167 on: 02-26-2005 00:39 »

That's a freakin' awesome drawing. Best thing I've seen all year. Keep it up!
Bender Capone

Crustacean
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« Reply #168 on: 02-27-2005 10:36 »

Ingenious! Most creative thing I've seen here yet.. Though I still have time to look around just joined today.
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #169 on: 02-28-2005 00:57 »

BEHOLD and BEWARE! The non-Futurama post from... BEYOND THE GRAVE!  eek  ...WITH CAPS LOCK!  eek

Fry could fight the Chinasaur, but his lasers would bounce off him because he's so clean!

This one Explains it all.

If it opened its mouth you could probably see its brain...
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #170 on: 02-28-2005 01:29 »

Ha! I'm a lump!

This guy should work at a tattoo parlor. Nothing like showing the chicks you're a badass by flashing some Ultra.porn acid work.
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #171 on: 02-28-2005 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-28-2005 16:47 »

...

That last one is quite possibly the best thing that I have ever seen.

Are you... God?
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #172 on: 02-28-2005 18:10 »

*can't comment since she's lying in hysterics*

[that's a compliment!]
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #173 on: 03-08-2005 01:37 »

Benders wearING bender(ooh tough) boxers! I'm bored! (ooh tough!)

Look how cute bender is! (long pause that took about 10 seconds.)

Look how cute bender is! (long pause that took about 0 seconds.)

Bender is the boat on the ocean fry with the watchful eye(s) 0f the cloudfressor  love ! ...oh yeah. Leela's there too  mad .(BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG!)


Post Script:Look how cute bender is, OR ELSE!   cry <-(doesn't make sense, too bored)
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #174 on: 03-08-2005 01:42 »

Holy crap. No words at all.

Except this: Great job Ultra!  big grin
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #175 on: 03-08-2005 03:08 »

I warn you about the badness and not even trying to make it good-ness of this story. Which is my fanfic. Read at your own risk!

The Bad Story of the Chinasaur Bad BAAAAAAAAD
I like it
I haven't written it yet when I started this title

Once upon a time in the depths of the Planet Express ship somehow a tiny little Walt*Mart squid crept in the background of the story somehow. Little did Fry, or should I say SUPERFRY! SFry little know did he that that was actually a waterfall somehow and some of the story earlier was lying to you. Then SFry saw it. The largest pile of china plates, bowls, and vases he had ever seen. "I assume that must be thousands of years old," SFry said.

"WRONG!" said mYsterious vOice, "It's BLANKhundred million."

"Nooooooooo!" said SFry.

Then it started. The china assembled underneath the sparkly clean waterfall into a gigantic China-SAUR! SFry immediately got out his laser without thinking and shot at the beast. As a result, the lasers bounced off its sparkly clean body and killed Hermes and Amy because they're never important in fanfics. Then it killed SFry too and every other Futurama character and charged off after the Professor who didn't die for some reason 'cause this story loves to lie and tried to cut him in half with his spinning plates of  death but the Professor went away slowly to get away from them.

And then the Chinasaur ran after the Winterhood (also known as Winter) and then SFry jumped in and beat the Chinasaur 'cause it was Winter and he ate it. But he didn't eat it.

"BOOM!!!! BOOM!!!!" SFry said as he heard.

Then as he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up and out of the gigantic fissure came...

suspense

MORE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and formed... the CHINASAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!"

So SFry and the Cloudfressor blew their magical whistles together and climbed up onto the pink hippo off into the rainbow to come up with a plan... to stop... THE C-REX!!! "ahhhh!"

"Blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah CHINSAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!" or C-REX "ahhhh!" blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah," said the Angfressor.

"GRRRR! POW POW! GRRRRRR! POW POW!" said SFry while he was shooting lasers at random spots. Then they went to Pooville err... I mean Somethingville in Mexico 'cause I don't know where this is - this might even be Spain. The point is it's somewhere Spanish! SFry and the naked youthisized Professor climbed down the rainbow slowly wearing a bikini even though he's naked to do their plan.

Then they stupidly ran face first into the bulls while SFry was checking if a laser gun could read his eye and then the CHINASAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!"/C-REX "ahhhh!" came after them over the evil rainbow and got completely killed by its one only true weakness, the running of the bulls, wherever it is.

END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post Script of the story: Don't say I didn't warn you about the badness. (I won't stoop so low as to saying baditude and meaning it, because that would be stupid.)

Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #176 on: 03-08-2005 18:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2005 18:04 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
and killed Hermes and Amy because they're never important in fanfics.
Wow, this story does love to lie!

Bender the Happy Demon is awesome. Reminds me of those Tim Burton Tragic Toys. Only happy instead of tragic, I guess. The Bender boat picture is neat as well.
Kloudes

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #177 on: 03-09-2005 20:27 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
Then as he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up and out of the gigantic fissure came...

suspense

MORE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Suspense." I love it.

 
Quote
"Blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah CHINSAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!" or C-REX "ahhhh!" blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah," said the Angfressor.

You're a cool kid. I like you for some reason. Could be the excessiove "blahbiddy's".
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #178 on: 03-09-2005 23:06 »

*looks at thread title*

Woah, how'd I end up here?
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #179 on: 03-16-2005 19:45 »

WARNING! WARNING! ROBOT post ALERT!

This is the Lanp Incident as a MIGHTY ROBOT!


This is an Alexvillacar.


This, is a Cap'n Skusting as a dangerous PIRATE ROBOT! Ahhhhhhhhh!


Post Script: I'm on tlz, so give me 10s.  big grin
Me if I get 1s-> cry
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #180 on: 03-16-2005 20:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-17-2005 00:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
I wish they made one of these in futurama, and that I'd stop talking to myself and start talking to someone else.


That smell-o-phone is priceless, lol.
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #181 on: 03-16-2005 20:02 »

I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.
alenacat
Starship Captain
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« Reply #182 on: 03-16-2005 21:07 »

...most entertaining thread ever! ooy and ultra.porn are peel's true eccentrics!

It really reminds me of outsider art. Nice one ultra.porn
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #183 on: 03-16-2005 22:58 »

Ooooo! I love the triple gas mask canisters!
Immortalized by Ulta.porn! Swanky!

alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #184 on: 03-17-2005 00:10 »

I love you.

Post Script: I love you.
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #185 on: 03-19-2005 09:14 »

Holy crap!!!!!!!! I know I posted after the fanfic but I hadn't noticed it somehow. That is the funniest fricken thing I have ever read!

"Little did Fry, or should I say SUPERFRY! SFry little know did he that that was actually a waterfall somehow"

It's lines like that that are just soooo confusing and as I read the story I had no clue what was going on and then you throw in rainbow hippos, and...   that is the most hilarious fanfic I have ever read! POST MORE!! Need confusion & hilarity!

All I can picture is the PE crew all on rainbows with professer in a bikini and bulls and hippos and 'chinasaurs' wich according to your drawing is a bally thing with rollerblades for some reason that distracts Fry from getting a laser to read his eye. READ HIS EYE?!?! ...ooooohhh, the chinasaur is made of china! Oh, god, save me now! "he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up" What?!

Ok, I re-read it and I think I understand itt though I still dont understand: ""I assume that must be thousands of years old," SFry said."WRONG!" said mYsterious vOice, "It's BLANKhundred million." "Nooooooooo!" said SFry.". And I assume the angfresser is the proffesser when hes angry. So basically the PE crew finds a bunch of china which forms a chinasaur, then fry makes parrot noises opening up the ground to reveal more china which causes the chinasaur to evolve into the chinasaurus rex which came after them but got hit by the running of the bulls somehow which is its true weakness for some reason. Am I right? Do you even know?

Anyways I love your story U-P, hope you make more!
Kloudes

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #186 on: 03-20-2005 16:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.

The ratings correspond with numbers.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #187 on: 03-20-2005 16:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.

As said they correspond with numbers.

Awesome = 10 points
Very Good = 8 points
Good = 6 points
Average = 5 points
Poor = 4 points
Bad = 2 points
Stinker = 0 points

Measures are in place to make sure each person only cast one vote. Attempts to bypass our safeguards can and will be detected, and result in deletion of suspect votes.
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #188 on: 03-20-2005 17:56 »

This, believe it or not-- is not my piggy bank.

Bender is ANGRY in this ONE. I like CAPS LOCK.

He's thirsty.

This is what Hermes would look like as a pimp. Hermes wrote on the calculater "80085".

This is how robots SHOULD talk on the phone.

It wants to die. cry

THE END
Ultra.porn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #189 on: 03-20-2005 18:00 »

BEHOLD me in all my ink.  eek

People couldn't REALLY ride a Chinasaur.   hmpf They're too strong.  eek
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #190 on: 03-20-2005 18:13 »

Hermes the Hutt. Cool mon!
Zmithy

Professor
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« Reply #191 on: 03-20-2005 18:26 »

Both calculator and non-calculator boobs in the same picture?
Neat! But what about your thread title?
Meh, there's no female boobs so it's OK, I guess  smile.
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #192 on: 03-21-2005 02:47 »

I love the suicidal Zoidberg.

Keep it up!
Crazyfangirl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #193 on: 03-23-2005 17:09 »

I really, really love the art work. One day I will post my crazy arts but first I need you to let me. It wont be like yours with the leela oct. and such. Any way I love the arts!
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #194 on: 03-28-2005 19:33 »

Hahaha! I just noticed that picture you drew of me as a robot. I need to start looking at this thread more carefully. I'm seriously flattered, it's a great picture.
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #195 on: 03-29-2005 18:15 »

i don't know why, but these remind me of the scene sketches that came on the family guy dvd's... *prepares for flaming*...*about family guy*...*if you haven't figured that out yet*
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #196 on: 03-29-2005 20:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-29-2005 20:08 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart! Spleen!

Heart is such a lame power. I always felt sorry for Ma-Ti. Poor kid...

Ultra, you rule. I love you. Hermes as a pimp and his wonderfully suggestive calculator message are so sheckshahy I could die.   love   love
spacemonkey

Bending Unit
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« Reply #197 on: 03-30-2005 10:48 »

UltraPorn:Awesome art!
It's the best fan art I have ever seen!
I love the big fat guy!
He is awesome, just like all of your other art!
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #198 on: 03-30-2005 16:26 »

There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been said...but this never ceases to amaze and amuse me. I stand in awe.
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #199 on: 03-31-2005 20:12 »

You scare me. I'm confused.
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