This fanfic is inspired by becky's fan art of the crew as a band. This is the first part. I will keep writing it with your feedback. This is my first ever attempt at fan fiction. Tell me what you think
(The entire P.E. crew is seated at the conference table. Hermes Conrad is standing in front of a line graph,giving one of his usual lectures.)
Hermes: And from da looks of dis chart, Planet Express is suffering a catastrophic net loss due to lack of customahs!
(No one seems to be paying attention. Leela is hunched in her seat. Fry is absentmindedly staring at the ceiling. Bender appears to be reading a book,but is actually reading a robot pornography magazine he has hidden inside of it. Dr. Zoidberg is trying unsuccessfully to play a paddle ball game. Amy Wong is doing her nails. Professor Farnsworth is asleep,snoring.)
Hermes: So as a result, compensation for dis. is gonna have ta come out of your salary.
(The crew suddenly snaps to attention and begins to protest.)
Bender: No fair!
Amy: You can’t just-
(The uproar jerks the Professor out of his nap.)
Professor: Eh wha? Oh,yes. Bad news,everyone-
Leela: (dejectedly) Too late,Professor. Hermes already told us.
(The Professor seems disappointed.)
Professor: Oh....well in that case I’m off to build some more doomsday devices and work on my latest inventions...
(He sighs and leaves the conference room. Amy is clearly upset.)
Amy: Ai ya,what am I going to do?
Bender: What are you so worried about,Amy? I thought your parents were loaded.
Amy: Oh,spluh! I forgot! Well then I’m okay.
(Zoidberg begins sobbing)
Zoidberg: (sobbing)You maybe,but what about me?
Amy: Gleesh,Zoidberg,you’re poor anyway. It’ll be just like it always is for you.
Zoidberg: Really? Hooray!
(He stops and thinks this over for a second, then begins sobbing again.)
(Cut to: PE lounge a little while later. Fry and Bender are seated on the couch. Leela is pacing back and forth in front of them.)
Fry: (sighs) It’s times like this I wish money grew on trees.
Bender: Of course money grows on trees.
Fry: (surprised) It does?
Leela: Yeah,but those trees are protected by law.
(Leela stops pacing and sits down in a chair)
Leela: Well,if we’re going to afford our rents we’re going to have to think of a way to get extra money.
Bender: I’ll just sell used car parts like I always do in times of financial hardship. Mugging people on the side couldn’t hurt either. Maybe I should just rob the bank.
Leela: You’re not going to rob anyone,Bender. I don’t want to get stuck paying bail for you again. There’s got to be a better way. Any ideas?
Fry: Nope. I wonder what’s on t.v.?
(Fry picks up the remote and turns on the t.v. A commercial flashes on the screen.)
Announcer:-You could win $50,000!
Fry: Stupid commercials.
(Fry begins to change the channel.Leela starts and jumps out of the chair she was sitting in,grabbing the remote from Fry.)
Leela: Wait! Don’t change the channel!
Announcer: If you are starting a rock band and we like your sound,$50,000 could be yours along with the chance to go on tour and make an album courtesy of Supreme Alien Ruler
(Leela, Fry,and Bender stare at the screen in awe.) (beat)
Fry: Let’s see what’s on the news.