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jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« on: 09-25-2004 06:11 »

i think this is an  okay story but only 1/4 of the way through

Opening scene

Fry is watching TV in the planet express employee lounge and Amy and Bender are at the table.
Linda: following the events of last year when a tanker spilt its oil contents onto the penguins on Pluto. The penguins have suddenly revolted against the humans on Pluto. The death toll now is 156.
Morbo: *evil laugh* police are wanting to question this robot in connection to the spillage. * Picture of Bender on TV *
Fry: hey Bender come quick your on TV
Bender: yes, yes Wahoo!
*The professor, Leela and Zoidberg enter the room. *
Professor: good news everyone youíll be making a delivery form the south pole to Pluto. Well so long.
Leela: wait what do we have to deliver.
Professor: oh my yes youíll be delivering an escapee penguin from the South Pole to Pluto.
Bender: damn you old man
Amy: and for anyone who wants to know Iím going on a date with Kif.
Bender: so
Zoidberg: friends I want to come
Bender: fine lets go
* They walk out and the professor stops Leela *
Professor: if Fry dies bring back the blood.

Next scene south pole

Bender: lets get the stupid bird and lets get outta here.
Leela: Bender how can you say that. You were living with them.
* They leave the ship * 
* They search for a while *
Leela hey look that must be the penguin. * Goes over to the penguin and stokes it several times. It then bites her.
Leela: hiya * kicks the penguin over and it runs away up a hill.
Fry: Leela, now youíve scared away the penguin. How are we going to catch it now?
Zoidberg: look
Bender: oh crap
*About 30 penguins run down a hill. Some of them have weapons. *
Zoidberg: wait friends el Zoidberg will save you
Bender: oh looks its Zoidberg
* Zoidberg cuts a long line in the ice with his claw *
* The penguins charge at them but all fall into a pool of ice *
Zoidberg: hoorah, hoorah for Zoidberg
* He sticks up his claw for a hi 4. Fry gives him one but his hand is sliced off 
Zoidberg: donít worry Fry Iíll fix it on in the ship
* Gives him an injection of morphine *
Leela: now we can load the penguins onto the ship
Fry: but we only have to deliver one.
Leela: weíll just take them
Bender: we?
* Fry and Bender go into the ship and Leela loads on the frozen penguins *
Leela: bender your gonna have to drive the ship. Iíll be checking on the penguins and Fry will be having his hand reattached.
*Leela slides the penguins into another room *
* Bender sits down on the captainís chair. *
* Fry and Zoidberg leave the room *
Bender: its cold here Iím gonna put on the heating.
*Fry lies down on the table and Zoidberg reattaches his hand*
Fry: Zoidberg you idiot whereís my hand
Zoidberg: itís on your face. Now you can look like your hero Zoidberg
* Fry gets a newspaper and hits him *
Zoidberg: whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
*Zoidberg scuttles away into the front of the ship
*Leela enters the room*
Leela: Zoidberg have you attached Fryís hand back on yet
Zoidberg: oh Ö yes I did
* Fry walks in *
Bender: now you look like Zoidberg you loser. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Leela: Zoidberg get it back on his arm you crazy crab
* Suddenly a large bang. Penguins come in *
Leela: Bender I left you in charge
Bender: but I was cold
* One penguin steps forward takes out a gun. Spins it three times and shoots Zoidberg*
* The bullet bounces off Zoidberg *
* He kneels down picks up the bullet and eats it *
Bender: I need booze
* Bender takes out a beer out of his chest cabinet *
* The ship jolts and Bender drops his beer on the steering wheel *
* Leela runs over to the steering wheel *
Leela: I canít move it. Itís stuck. The beer must have short-circuited the steering wheel. Bender you idiot imagine drinking when penguins are attacking us
Bender: penguins you must be joking
Leela: you influenced them. Get ready were gonna crash and it wonít be easy
* They sit down and put on seatbelts *
* The penguins walk to the front of the ship *
*The ship crashes into the planet and the penguins go through the windshield *

bender+fry

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 09-25-2004 07:34 »

Pretty good story, but you should post it in your other thread.
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 09-25-2004 08:05 »

what other thread
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 09-25-2004 09:11 »

He's reffering to your picture thread. It's always better to post in an existing thread than to start a new one. Even if this one came first, I think that you should put this in there because it has more stuff in it.  big grin
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 09-25-2004 09:25 »

thanx but do you think i should copy the story that's in this thread and put in in my picture thread or should i just finish off the story in my picture thread
Carny

Crustacean
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« Reply #5 on: 09-25-2004 10:21 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2004 10:21 »

Pretty good, but there are like a ton of reused lines at the beginning. :P

Besides that, letme rewrite a little.  big grin

Fry (left), Amy (middle), and Bender (right) are watching TV on the couch in the PE employee lounge.
Gorillas fight on the screen. One in a green tutu swings the other around by the legs.
Bender: Goooooo Ferocious George!
Fry: I thought you bet on Big Fluffles? 
Bender: What? <pulls out little black book> Awwww crap! Change the channel, I don't want to know how this ends!
The three of them spot the remote on the floor in front of the Tv.
Fry: <solemn> So close, and yet so far.
Amy: It might as well be on Mars!
Bender: Oh please! <stretches arm and picks it up> You two could learn that move sometime.
Amy: Fry already tried.
Fry shakes dislocated shoulder.
Amy: For the last time, Fry. You should get that looked at.
Fry: No thanks. Last time I saw Dr. Zoidberg about a dislocated shoulder...
<flashback>
Fry sits on table as Zoidberg pulls out medical dictionary.
Zoidberg: Ok, Fry. I've read this medical dictionary long and hard and I've come to a conclusion. I will simply rip your arm off and it'll grow back in a few minutes.
Fry: Umm...
<back to present> 
Amy: Aiya! Change the channel already.
Linda: Following the events of last year when a tanker spilt its oil contents onto the penguins on Pluto. The penguins have suddenly revolted against the humans on Pluto. The death toll now is 156.
Bender: <throws little black book across the room and grumbles> There go my new pants!
Morbo: Excellent. These penguins will come in handy as human overseers. *laughs*
Linda: *laughs*
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 09-25-2004 11:40 »

now that would be a damn good idea carny would you mind if i replaced your start and my start and put it on my pic thread
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #7 on: 09-25-2004 12:15 »

okay so now the story goes
with added on material

opening scene

Fry (left), Amy (middle), and Bender (right) are watching TV on the couch in the PE employee lounge.
Gorillas fight on the screen. One in a green tutu swings the other around by the legs.
Bender: Goooooo Ferocious George!
Fry: I thought you bet on Big Fluffles?
Bender: What? <pulls out little black book> Awwww crap! Change the channel, I don't want to know how this ends!
The three of them spot the remote on the floor in front of the Tv.
Fry: <solemn> So close, and yet so far.
Amy: It might as well be on Mars!
Bender: Oh please! <stretches arm and picks it up> You two could learn that move sometime.
Amy: Fry already tried.
Fry shakes dislocated shoulder.
Amy: For the last time, Fry. You should get that looked at.
Fry: No thanks. Last time I saw Dr. Zoidberg about a dislocated shoulder...
<flashback>
Fry sits on table as Zoidberg pulls out medical dictionary.
Zoidberg: Ok, Fry. I've read this medical dictionary long and hard and I've come to a conclusion. I will simply rip your arm off and it'll grow back in a few minutes.
Fry: Umm...
<back to present>
Amy: Aiya! Change the channel already.
Linda: Following the events of last year when a tanker spilt its oil contents onto the penguins on Pluto. The penguins have suddenly revolted against the humans on Pluto. The death toll now is 156.
Bender: <throws little black book across the room and grumbles> There go my new pants!
Morbo: Excellent. These penguins will come in handy as human overseers. *laughs*
Linda: *laughs*
Morbo: *evil laugh* police are wanting to question this robot in connection to the spillage. * Picture of Bender on TV *
*The professor, Leela and Zoidberg enter the room. *
Professor: good news everyone youíll be making a delivery form the south pole to Pluto. Well so long.
Leela: wait what do we have to deliver.
Professor: oh my yes youíll be delivering an escapee penguin from the South Pole to Pluto.
Bender: damn you old man
Amy: and for anyone who wants to know Iím going on a date with Kif.
Bender: so
Zoidberg: friends I want to come
Bender: fine lets go
* They walk out and the professor stops Leela *
Professor: if Fry dies bring back the blood.

Next scene south pole

Bender: lets get the stupid bird and lets get outta here.
Leela: Bender how can you say that. You were living with them.
* They leave the ship *
* They search for a while *
Leela hey look that must be the penguin. * Goes over to the penguin and stokes it several times. It then bites her.
Leela: hiya * kicks the penguin over and it runs away up a hill.
Fry: Leela, now youíve scared away the penguin. How are we going to catch it now?
Zoidberg: look
Bender: oh crap
*About 30 penguins run down a hill. Some of them have weapons. *
Zoidberg: wait friends el Zoidberg will save you
Bender: oh looks its Zoidberg
* Zoidberg cuts a long line in the ice with his claw *
* The penguins charge at them but all fall into a pool of ice *
Zoidberg: hoorah, hoorah for Zoidberg
* He sticks up his claw for a hi 4. Fry gives him one but his hand is sliced off
Zoidberg: donít worry Fry Iíll fix it on in the ship
* Gives him an injection of morphine *
Leela: now we can load the penguins onto the ship
Fry: but we only have to deliver one.
Leela: weíll just take them
Bender: we?
* Fry and Bender go into the ship and Leela loads on the frozen penguins *
Leela: bender your gonna have to drive the ship. Iíll be checking on the penguins and Fry will be having his hand reattached.
*Leela slides the penguins into another room *
* Bender sits down on the captainís chair. *
* Fry and Zoidberg leave the room *
Bender: its cold here Iím gonna put on the heating.
*Fry lies down on the table and Zoidberg reattaches his hand*
Fry: Zoidberg you idiot whereís my hand
Zoidberg: itís on your face. Now you can look like your hero Zoidberg
* Fry gets a newspaper and hits him *
Zoidberg: whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
*Zoidberg scuttles away into the front of the ship
*Leela enters the room*
Leela: Zoidberg have you attached Fryís hand back on yet
Zoidberg: oh Ö yes I did
* Fry walks in *
Bender: now you look like Zoidberg you loser. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Leela: Zoidberg get it back on his arm you crazy crab
* Suddenly a large bang. Penguins come in *
Leela: Bender I left you in charge
Bender: but I was cold
* One penguin steps forward takes out a gun. Spins it three times and shoots Zoidberg*
* The bullet bounces off Zoidberg *
* He kneels down picks up the bullet and eats it *
Bender: I need booze
* Bender takes out a beer out of his chest cabinet *
* The ship jolts and Bender drops his beer on the steering wheel *
* Leela runs over to the steering wheel *
Leela: I canít move it. Itís stuck. The beer must have short-circuited the steering wheel. Bender you idiot imagine drinking when penguins are attacking us
Bender: penguins you must be joking
Leela: you influenced them. Get ready were gonna crash and it wonít be easy
* They sit down and put on seatbelts *
* The penguins walk to the front of the ship *
*The ship crashes into the planet and the penguins go through the windshield *
Next scene a restaurant

Amy: thanks for coming out with me Kif
Kif: well, yes um thanks for um
Amy: So this is cool what do you think?
Kif: yes um itís um please excuse um me I must go the bathroom
* Kif walks into the menís room *
Kif: on no what do I do what do I say
* Suddenly someone climbs through the window *
Kif: captain what are you doing here
Zapp: Kif, you know I like to help the more pathetic of my crew and also I know you canít score with women
Kif: Please captain, help me, give me advice
Zapp: here, I prepared a speech

Next scene

Leela: well were okay apart from those damn penguins
Bender: I wish I could just kill them
Fry: me too
Bender: shut up Fryberg
* They all take off there seatbelts and walk off the ship *
Leela: well according to this computer on my arm it says were on the
planet * dramatically * Neptune
oh crap the home of Santa. He said he would get me if I tried to be him again
Leela: but you didnít that was last Xmas and itís only September
Bender: yeah but I spray Ė painted myself to look like him so I could steal from unsuspecting hobos
Leela: well now what are we gonna do. The windshields broken, the steering wheel isnít working, were stuck here on Neptune and we still havenít delivered those stupid penguins
Bender: well thatís one of the problems solved. The penguins are escaping
Leela: good riddance. Iíve got a plan. We find a windshield and new steering wheel from Santaís factory
Fry: thereís only one problem Ö what are we gonna do about Santa
Leela: weíll just be very careful

Next scene

Amy: Kif you havenít said much all night
Kif: oh yes um sorry
* Reads from the list *
captain Zapp er I mean Amy I respect your um wishes for me to be your um slave sir, I mean miss, I mean Amy
Amy: Kif what are you trying to say
* Reads from the list *
Kif: you and I are um both drunk and worthless hobos who are inferior to Zapp Brannigan
Amy: this dateís over and so are we
* Runs away crying *
Kif: on no what have I done ?


Carny

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 09-25-2004 12:37 »

Glad you liked it. ^_^

<goes off to write own story>
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 09-25-2004 13:06 »

i thought of it when i was coming home from school one day and i thought that futurama would need a follow up story to the penguin scene at the end of the birdbot of ice catraaz
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #10 on: 09-25-2004 16:40 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2004 16:40 »

Next scene

Leela look thereís Santaís factory. We can get the parts in there
Fry: look itís those Elves again
Elves: hello friends what are you doing back here
Leela: our ship is damaged and we need new parts
Elves: be warned heís very dangerous
Bender: yeah like we donít know that
* They keep walking and they go in the factory
Fry: look thereís a sign
 * Leela reads it out *
Leela: first floor: weapons. Second floor list checking. Third floor repairs for ship
Bender: do none of you find it weird that Fry just happens to find a sign that just happens to have the words, repairs for ship
* Bender looks at Fry and then Leela *
Leela: look thereís an elevator
* They go inside the elevator*
Fry: Iím scared
* Bing! The elevator closes *
* Bing! The elevator opens *
Leela: well we might as well start looking. Lets split up
* Back round music searching theme from Scooby Doo*
Fry: Bender turn that off
Zoidberg: look friends Iíve found it
* Fry, Bender and Leela run to Zoidberg *
* Leela reads out *
Leela: possible presents for planet express okay well only take what we need
* Leela picks up the steering wheel*
*Suddenly a large bang *
* Leela quickly turns around *
Santa: stealing from Santa now thatís very naughty
* Santa grabs Leela and takes her to the elevator*
Fry :oh no what have I done
Bender: well its obvious youíve let Santa kidnap Leela. Now that is irony
Fry: we have to follow him
* The three run to the elevator *
Fry: look, level 4 Santaís lair
* Bing! The elevator opens and they walk inside *
* Bing! The elevator closes *
Fry: how could I let this happen?
Bender: well you did run away when you saw Santa
* Bing! The elevator opens *
* Zoidberg, Fry and Bender hide behind a shelf they can hear Santa *
Santa: when I turn this machine on it will crush all the evil inside you. If you are more evil than good your bones will be crushed but if you are more good than evil then only your head will be crushed
* Fry comes out from behind the shelf *
Santa: Goldberg what are you doing here? Anyway youíve been very good this year
* Santa walks over to Fry *
* Fry whispers to bender *
Fry: he thinks Iím Goldberg. Iíll distract him and you go and untie Leela
* Santa stands face to face with Fry *
Santa: Goldberg, for being so good this year Iím going to give you a claw sharpener for you Ö. Wait your not Zoidberg your Fry. Tricking Santa now thatís very naughty. Iíll put you on the bone crusher withÖ
* Santa turns around *
Santa: Leela
Leela: Fry Iím behind you come on
* Zoidberg, Leela, Fry and bender run to the elevator they get in the elevator *
Fry: close it, close it, close it, close it, close it, close it
* Bing! The elevator closes *
Fry: now what are we gonna do
Leela: I donít know Ö wait someoneís trying to call me on my wrist computer
Amy: Leela, Iíve left Kif
* Bing! The elevator opens and they all run out and out of the factory *
Amy: Iím so sad
Leela: you think youíve got problems
Amy: well kinda
Leela: were running away from Santa
* The call ends *
Fry: wait call Amy back and get her to makeup with Kif so he can come pick us up
* Leela dials Amyís cell phone
Amy: Leela
Leela: Amy youíve got to get Kif to pick us up on Neptune even if that means asking for the help of Zapp
Fry: look thereís the ship
* The call ends *
Leela: damn transmission
* They run into the ship *
Leela: weíll have to wait for Amy
Fry: if I know Amy sheíll have had a manicure by the time she picks us up
Leela: thatís if she does

Next scene

Amy: what do I do? Iíve got to think where did Kif say his ship was parked um come on Amy think, think. Wait Iíve got it his ship is outside the theatre

Next scene

Fry: what if Santa finds us on the ship
Leela: oh if Hermes had only got insurance for the ship

Cut scene to Hermes with a brain Ė slug on his head

Next scene

Zoidberg:  come on Fry Iíll put your hand back on
* Fry and Zoidberg leave the room *

Next scene
* Amy bangs on Zappís ship and Kif turns around and looks out the window *
Kif: Amy youíve come back
 * Kif comes out of the ship *
Kif: Amy thank goodness. I was so worried. It was Zapp who made me says those things.
Amy: oh Kif really. Iíll um forgive you if you convince Zapp to help my friends who are trapped on Neptune

Next scene

Zapp: no
Amy: but Leela will be there
Zapp: very well then set coarse for the planet known to man as Neptune

Next scene

Leela: I have another call
Amy: Leela Zappís coming
Zapp: yes Leela my sweet the Zapper is coming
* End of call *
Leela: please someone kill me now
Bender: okay
* Bender pulls out a pipe out of his chest cabinet and is about to strike Leela
* Leela turns around *
Leela: Bender no
Bender * sighs *
* Bender puts the pipe back in his chest cabinet
Leela: what a jerk
Bender: you slept with him
* Fry enters the room *
Leela: Fry whereís your hand
Bender: and why do you have haemorrhoids?
Fry: what
 * Looks down at his pants *
Fry: damn you Zoidberg
Bender: your hands next to your ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Leela: get back in that medical room with Zoidberg
* Zoidberg enters the room *
Zoidberg: Iím so sorry Fry but if youíre bored you can Ö
Leela: shut up Zoidberg you idiot
* Fry and Zoidberg leave the room *
Leela: oh look thereís Zapp
Bender: and look thereís Santa
* Zapp drops a net on the planet express ship *
Santa: youíll pay for running away from Santa
* Santa hovers over the Nimbus*
Leela: yes were moving
* Quick blast from the Nimbus which fires back on Santa*
* Santaís ship falls to the ground *
Zapp: prepare to board the planet express ship
* A bridge appears from the Nimbus to the P.E ship and Zapp crosses it and enters the ship *
Zapp: ah Leela now come make love to the zapper
Leela: hiya
* Kicks Zapp in the face and knocks him out *
Leela: I like him better like that
* Fry enters the room *
Fry: good news everyone Zoidbergís put my hand back on my arm
Bender: What a great story for Jerkberg

End credits

Voices: none
Drawings: none
Music: none
Storyline: Jerkberg

hoorah ive just finished writting it on my computer
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #11 on: 09-26-2004 05:59 »

what did you think of the story
Carny

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 09-26-2004 17:49 »

It was pretty good. I dunno. 8/10-ish.
Benderfan 1230

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 09-26-2004 17:58 »

I like all stories with Robot Santa in it
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 10-30-2004 16:16 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 00:00 »

yeah me too as well

fans of this will want to know that i have an idea for a second fan fic
i may not do it but i have a good idea of the storyline so far
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #15 on: 11-13-2004 05:39 »

more people should read this
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #16 on: 11-20-2004 05:38 »

more people yes more people
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