Pretty good, but there are like a ton of reused lines at the beginning. :P
Besides that, letme rewrite a little.
Fry (left), Amy (middle), and Bender (right) are watching TV on the couch in the PE employee lounge.
Gorillas fight on the screen. One in a green tutu swings the other around by the legs.
Bender: Goooooo Ferocious George!
Fry: I thought you bet on Big Fluffles?
Bender: What? <pulls out little black book> Awwww crap! Change the channel, I don't want to know how this ends!
The three of them spot the remote on the floor in front of the Tv.
Fry: <solemn> So close, and yet so far.
Amy: It might as well be on Mars!
Bender: Oh please! <stretches arm and picks it up> You two could learn that move sometime.
Amy: Fry already tried.
Fry shakes dislocated shoulder.
Amy: For the last time, Fry. You should get that looked at.
Fry: No thanks. Last time I saw Dr. Zoidberg about a dislocated shoulder...
Fry sits on table as Zoidberg pulls out medical dictionary.
Zoidberg: Ok, Fry. I've read this medical dictionary long and hard and I've come to a conclusion. I will simply rip your arm off and it'll grow back in a few minutes.
<back to present>
Amy: Aiya! Change the channel already.
Linda: Following the events of last year when a tanker spilt its oil contents onto the penguins on Pluto. The penguins have suddenly revolted against the humans on Pluto. The death toll now is 156.
Bender: <throws little black book across the room and grumbles> There go my new pants!
Morbo: Excellent. These penguins will come in handy as human overseers. *laughs*