Hey everyone what's up I've been gone for a while and been making some new pieces of work. Anyway I just sent the last part of It's A Wonderful Life to TLZ, but it might be in a few days so if you have some time, check it out. But You guys are cool so I'll let you see the last part of It's A Wonderful Life before anyone else does. Also one more thing If you read this story you'll see me mention a new episode I'm gonna be making soon.
It's A Wonderful Life (part two)
just a little note: anyone who is gay this might be a little offensive.
(This story starts where the first left off. Bender and Fry are at P.E. because the police are after them.)
(Fry is sleeping) While Bender is Watching "All My Circuits".
Hermes: Hey Bender, why are you guys sleepin over here mon. I thought we already discussed about you and Fry's livin here gettin in the way a long time ago.
Bender:Aw cut it out, we need to stay here for a while, the police are after us.
Hermes: But the police already gave up hours ago.
Bender:Hmm, well that deserves a celebration,(Bender pulls out five bottles of beer and chugs them), well that was fun. (Hermes leaves and says "stupid robot".)
( It cuts to Fry's room,.....Fry's eyes open, he sits up and yawns. Fry says " Man what a wierd week." He gets up and goes in the kitchen and pours some bachelor chow.)
Bender: Hey Fry good news they quit searching, we can go outside now.
Fry: Good because my laundry is growing fungus.
(Hermes walks in)Hermes: Hey what's that stench.
Fry: Sorry I coundn't go out to wash my clothes.
Hermes: Well get out, your stinkin up the place.
Fry: But we have to work today.
Hermes: Fine you two take a day off.
Fry: That's fine by me, so Bender what do you want to do.
Bender: Oh not much, rule the world, get drunk, and score with a hooker, what about you.
Fry:Well that all sounds good, but I thought we could just go to Ozorgnaxe's.
Bender: Well ok, but just so you know when I rule the world you'll be the last to die.
Fry: Aw I never knew you cared.
(The next scene shows them at Ozorg's.)
(Fry drinks some Lobrau)
Fry: Aw to the sweet taste of freedom.
Bender:Yes to freedom. (They bump their bottles together then drink.)
Fry: hey Bender where's the old manager?
Bender: He died last night .
Bender:unexpectadly(Then starts to laugh very evil.)
Fry: Gosh my head still hurts from that stupid car. Zoidberg said the swelling would go down.
Bender:Uh, Fry that 's coming from Zoidberg, you could die today from a massive ceasure for all we know.
Fry well he also said the proffesor was alright.
Bender: Well it was nice knowin you and the proffesor. Nah just jokin.(says to himself, "poor Fry" )
Fry: Hey isn't that zoidber across teh street?
Bender: Yeah, but what's he doin at that gay bar.
Fry: Aw this ought to be good.
Bender: I always knew he was a little feminine.
Fry: I say we go wait a little while and when he leaves we'll catch him redhanded.
Bender: Tabloid weekly boy have I got a story for you.
(It shows them go just outside of the gay bar.) Zoid walks out.
Bender: Ah ha! Caught you, you little creep.
Zoid: Oh no, it's not what you think!
Fry: Zoid is there something you need to tell us.
Zoid:No, no you've got it all wrong.
Bender: Then how do you explain this(points to his short shorts and his sandals.)
Fry: Bender he's always worn that.
Bender: Maybe so, but short shorts and sandals plus gay bars doesn't equal straight in my book. And my book is "How to be Straight".
Zoid: NO robut, you see no other bars will let me in except this one.
Fry: what about the Alien one across the street.
Zoid: They won't let me, you see , even to Aliens and my own kind I'm an outcast.
Bender: Oh I get it now gay people are outcasts so they accept you.
Fry: no actually a lot of gay people are rich and famous.
Bender: like who.
Fry: Ellen Degenerres, Elton John,(interrrupted by Bender)
Bender: My point remains valid.
Zoid: You have to understand though you can't tell anyone. Bender.
Zoid: That especially concerns you robut.
Bender: Yeah, Yeah.
Fry Well we better leave before people start questioning me and Bender about you know what. Seeya Zoidberg.
Zoid:Bender, don't forget.
Bender:Alright alright, sheesh(runs to a payphone)Hey is this NNY tabloid weekly, yeah this is Bender again I got a new story,Outcast finds true friends.
(Starts to laugh)
(The next scene ist shows Bender and Fry walking past the head museum.)
Fry: Man I'll never forget this place.( It shows in Fry's memory him and Bender going to head museum and Fry talking to Leonard NImoy.)
Bender: Hello, Fry, Fry!
Fry: Oh what.
Bender: What were you thinkin about?
Fry: Ah nothin.
Bender: let's go to the NNY Public Park, I'm bored.
Fry:Alright.(They walk past the Cryogenic place where Leela used to work, Fry looks up at the place.)
Fry: Man, I'll really never forget this place(It shows in memory when Fry woke up in 3000 and when Fry first laid eyes on Leela in slow motion, Then it cuts back to reality) Gosh, someday Leela, I'll prove my love.
Bender: Hey Fry, Fry.
Fry: huh, what.
Bender; What's with you, you seem to be thinking hard about something.
Fry: I know, I haven't thought this hard since I was in the third grade. A lot of things have happened this past week.
Bender: Like what.
Fry: Well for on e the prof. Almost died, two I almost died, Leela doesn't love me, and I had a wierd vision,and this time I wasn't stoned.
Bender: How sad,(pulls out three beer bottles and chugs them) So what kind of vision was it?
Fry:well remember when you met God.
Fry: Well it's a little like that, I guess, but it's a long story.
Bender:Well I've got time.
Fry: Well ok, it all started when.(It cuts to the end of the story.)So you see, God was trying to teach me a lesson in life.
Bender: uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
Fry: Bender, I'm done.
Bender: Uh huh, Well that was interesting. Do you think you can repeat the part after you said,"It all started when".
Fry: Nevermind. Hey isn't that Leela.
Bender: Yeah, what's she doin over on that bench all alone.
Fry :(IN his head)Now's my chance to tell Leela how I feel. Hey Bender If you don't mind I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to Leela.
Bender: Alright, lets go.
Fry: Uh, Bender I mean alone.
Bender: But what am I gonna do (Then a hooker comes up and says hey there sutd what are you doin tonight.)
Bender:Seeya Fry(runs off)
Fry: Well here it goes.(He walks over to Leela) Hey Leela do you always sit alone in the park.
Fry: Mind if I sit here.
Fry:You look sad what's buggin ya.
Leela: Oh, nothing, it's just I've been thinkin a lot lately.
Fry:Yeah a lot of that's been goin around.
Leela: What do you mean.
Fry:I've been thinkin a lot too.
Leela: Wow, that's actually an improvement.
Fry: Yeah it's funny how you never do something good until something bad happens.
Leela: Like what?
Fry: Well for one the prof. being sick and the whole car thing.
Leela: Yeah I guess you're right. You know Fry when you got hit I never felt so scared in my life, or sad.
Fry: Well, that's good to know, I was beginning to think noone cared. Leela I have to tell you something.
Fry: Leela I've known you for a long time now and ever since I met you I've had feeling for you. Leela I love you and I always have. When I woke up from that car accident and when I saw your face, I felt a warm sensation, well I also wizzed in my pant's because I was so scared, but I knew at that mometnt you were the one for me.
Leela: Oh Fry I love you so much(they start making out) I've always had feelings for you too Fry, but I was too stupid to admit it. I'm so glad I came to my senses. (they continue kissing.
(The next scene shows them in bed.(Fry wakes up and is staring at the ceiling. Fry is speaking in his head.)
Fry: God you were right being born is way better then not exhisting. God you've proved me that life is great, so thank you.(It zooms out to deep space.)
God:Finally the idiot makes sense. Oh gosh, but how am I going to get him to accept my religion, oh this is gonna be harder than I thougtht. Aw man I think there's gonna be another episode called hell is other humans.
Buddha: That's the best you can come up with.
God:Oh shut up.
(credits are rolling)
God :(Under his breathe) fatso
Buddha: I heard that.
God: sorry, (while coughing) Slim fast!
Buddha: What was that.
God: Oh nothing.