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Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #40 on: 08-03-2004 01:51 »
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@Melll: Up her what?


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« Reply #41 on: 08-03-2004 02:12 »

Yeah, she was great in The Hot Spot, who would've thought, the little girl from Labyrinth going topless.  God bless her (and she blessed us)  tongue

Just like that extraneous topless scene with Thora Birch in American Beauty, what was that about?  Just for the sake of getting a former child actor to flash her boobs?

Didn't seem germain to the plot.
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« Reply #42 on: 08-03-2004 03:35 »

 
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No, the one I speak of was funny AND erotic.
Something like this--
Scene: the woods. two hot elf-ish chicks are getting it on. everything looks cheap.

"Army" comes up. Army is about ten guys in lame costumes.

Guy: Uh, excuse me, we're supposed to have a monumental battle here!
Hot chick: Right now?
Guy: In five minutes. We decided to be early.
Hot chick: Oh. Can we just finish first?
Guy:....yessssss

"Army does the pervy watch thing, except for obligatory gay guy"

I take my comment back.
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« Reply #43 on: 08-03-2004 12:30 »

When I was in college, I used to work at a local drug dtore.  I did quite a bit of duty at the video counter.  They carried a bunch of B-grade, Porky's type movies.  The kind that use "plot" as an excuse for lots of female nudity.  The titles were probably funnier than the movies.  My favorite one was called T&A Academy.
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« Reply #44 on: 08-03-2004 12:38 »
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Just like that extraneous topless scene with Thora Birch in American Beauty, what was that about? ...Didn't seem germain to the plot.
  That was gratuitous, but I think there's worse:

The most pointless topless scenes ever? (besides porn, people)

I vote for Halle Barry in 'Swordfish', and that random naked person during the chaos in 'Airplane!'

(and the way I heard it, it was the "Bare Wench Project" )

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« Reply #45 on: 08-03-2004 15:03 »

The tits in airplane just added to the shock humour.  Bravo I say.

"By the way does anyone back there know how to fly a plane?

Halle Berry's flshing the screen...YES definately gratuitous, but ya know what...at the time I didn't care.  Check the TV edited release of swordfish, they actually built a wireframe swimsuit over Halle's breasts.  CGI has come a looooong way, by god.  Unless of course it's just a new reel that was substituted for the gratuity.
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« Reply #46 on: 08-03-2004 17:34 »

Eeew, Toonami-fied.
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« Reply #47 on: 08-03-2004 19:23 »

Didn't those tits in Airplane belong to Kitten Natividad, the star of many a Russ Meyer movie, most famously, Supervixens?  I think so.

...and speaking of titsploitation, you can't get better thean Russ Meyer.
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« Reply #48 on: 08-04-2004 01:04 »
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Beat Russ Meyer?  Oh, My no.  I saw that one where the guy is running around trying to cure his dick, and the narrator chases him wherever he goes, and drills holes in the wall to continue the narration.  My god, I laughed my ass off.  What is the name of this movie, Melll, I want a copy of it.
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« Reply #49 on: 08-04-2004 01:17 »
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I held off coming in here for so long..! But some nice and exploitative movies I've seen recently.. Amazon Women On The Moon and Kentucky Fried Movie. Both were very funny, and both contained boatloads of boobs, some naked, some not.
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« Reply #50 on: 08-04-2004 01:53 »
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Oh, I love both Amazon Women On The Moon and Kentucky Fried Movie.  The newsreader who's able to see the couple doing in front of the TV is classic.  However, KFM is mostly famous for A Fistful Of Yen, which is beyond classic.

 
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Beat Russ Meyer?  Oh, My no.  I saw that one where the guy is running around trying to cure his dick, and the narrator chases him wherever he goes, and drills holes in the wall to continue the narration.  My god, I laughed my ass off.  What is the name of this movie, Melll, I want a copy of it.

I don't know if I've seen that one. 

One which springs to mind is Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravixens, which is the one where the male lead gets booted out by his girlfriend because he's obsessed with taking her up the ass.  So he goes off trying to find other women who like it too.  It also has Charles Napier as the bad-guy cop in it.
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« Reply #51 on: 08-04-2004 02:02 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:I vote for Halle Barry in 'Swordfish', and that random naked person during the chaos in 'Airplane!'

(and the way I heard it, it was the "Bare Wench Project" )


You're right on both accounts.  The film I was thinking of was the "Bare Wench Project."  And I also agree that Halle Barry's topless scene in "Swordfish" was completely unnecessary to the plot.  If I remember the scene, Hugh Jackman just walks into the room, and Barry's just there sitting topless for no reason. The camera is even framed over her breasts and not her face, I believe.

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« Reply #52 on: 08-04-2004 12:38 »

I don't think there's any reason to pick on Halle Berry's single topless scene so much when there's such a movie as "Lifeforce" in this word.
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« Reply #53 on: 08-04-2004 13:03 »

Three syllables: Eurotrip
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« Reply #54 on: 08-04-2004 13:15 »

I know mentioning anime/manga here is redundant but that Swordfish scene reminded me of a page of Maico 2010.. In which a speech bubble is placed directly over a female character's face, leaving her breasts and stomach in view. That was just plain embarassing.
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« Reply #55 on: 08-04-2004 14:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Three syllables: Eurotrip

Not to mention they've got an unrated version of that.

Cinemax has been showing Black Tie Nights all through July, but now that it's August I'm hoping they'll go back to showing good shows like Passion Cove and The Best Sex Ever. I'll see tonight.
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