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Spacedal11

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« on: 06-19-2004 22:55 »

I think that the Matrix Revolutions was bad. I have more but I'll let you people talk...


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DotheBartman

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« Reply #1 on: 06-19-2004 23:07 »

Gigli. I'm sorry, but it couldn't be avoided.  Its the worst movie I've ever seen.

Cat in the Hat was an atrocity.  Seabiscuit was awful too.
SlaytanicMaggot
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« Reply #2 on: 06-19-2004 23:13 »

Matrix Revolutions kicked ass...

1. Cat In The Hat
2. The Haunted Mansion
3. Charlie's Angels 2
4. Cody Banks 2

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« Reply #3 on: 06-19-2004 23:28 »

 
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Originally posted by SlaytanicMaggot:
Matrix Revolutions kicked ass...

No it didn't, but still better than Mystic River.

Spacedal11

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« Reply #4 on: 06-19-2004 23:33 »

You know everything that SlaytanicMaggot said I agree with. Plus Spy Kids 3.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #5 on: 06-19-2004 23:57 »

I saw Matrix Reloaded with a couple friends in the movie theater, and it was the biggest crock of shit ever. You could tell the people who wrote the movie were on acid the whole time, and they probably don't even know what they were talking about. Also, what year did Master of Disguise come out? That may actually be the worst movie I've ever seen. Every aspect of it gave me diarrhea.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #6 on: 06-19-2004 23:59 »

Me too, except for the diarrhea. I think it was 2002 though. But it sucked, it was confusing and stupid.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #7 on: 06-20-2004 00:00 »

Fighting mental imagery.. I have to say any sequels that came out last year. In fact, you know what.. Pretty much all the sequels ever. Still though, Cody Banks 2 was hideous. When I think up something specific, I'll come back.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #8 on: 06-20-2004 00:05 »

YOu know you're right Evil Lunch. I mean the only seaquel I've liked in 2003 was Lara Croft: Tomb Raider The Cradle of Life. But i love Tomb Raider. I actually think that that movie brought out my wild side now the side you see before you.
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« Reply #9 on: 06-20-2004 00:09 »

I loved Tomb Raider also. I thought last summer's sequel was amazing.

But my opinion for the worst movie has to be Matrix Revolutions also. The first one was great but the next 2 were shit.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #10 on: 06-20-2004 00:13 »

Well I think that sequels of more than one that come out in the same year, you know at least one of them has to suck. I mean it's not like we had any notice of the 3rd Matrix coming out and when you don't have that you got nothing!
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #11 on: 06-20-2004 08:31 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2004 08:31 »

2003? I can't remember any movies from 2003...

though I'll vote for both the Matrix sequals, as they sucked so hard it's a wonder they didn't disappear down their own throats...

Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life came out last year? Well, haven't seen it, but if it follows the standard movie law and is worse then the original, it's stench is legendary amongst sewage workers.
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #12 on: 06-20-2004 09:00 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2004 09:00 »

I hated Scary Movie 3.
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« Reply #13 on: 06-20-2004 09:51 »

I have a great habit of only watching good movies, the last bad film I saw in the cinema was Domestic Disturbance with John Travolta.
Mr. Potter

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« Reply #14 on: 06-20-2004 12:13 »

I find it hard to believe that some of you wasted money going to see Agent Cody Banks 2 or Gigli.
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« Reply #15 on: 06-20-2004 13:19 »

Charlie's Angels 2. What a pile of shit. Thank God I didn't actually pay to see this ... forced to watch it at a friends house.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #16 on: 06-20-2004 13:31 »

It's a little game called "Mom drops me off with my little Sister at the cheap theatre when she wants us to leave the house for once." CB2 was the only movie we hadn't seen and wasn't rated R.
I would have snuck into another theatre.. But I'm too optimistic for my own good. Look where it got me! : sob :
Uhm.. Yeah. I keep my ticket stubs, and upon further research, I haven't actually spent money on a bad movie since "Knockaround Guys."[And I wasn't exactly watching the movie, heh heh heh]
I guess I'm lucky. In more ways than one.
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« Reply #17 on: 06-20-2004 14:24 »

The Matrix Sequels were best films I saw in 2003, maybe the best sequels I ever saw. As for worst films, I'd say Charlie's Angels 2, and Jeepers Creepers 2. Liked the first one's for both, but their sequels were horrible.
Coop

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« Reply #18 on: 06-20-2004 14:50 »

I really enjoyed The Matrix Revolutions. It wasn't knee deep in plot but it felt like it had a good build up and I really got into the war. And the not so perfect ending was a nice touch.

As for the worst movie, that's gotta be Cat in the Hat. I have no idea what they were thinking on that one.
Davey

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« Reply #19 on: 06-20-2004 15:07 »
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Matrix REvolutions Was A pretty big let down. And Cat In The Hat!

Hey new name for that film Cat Is A Twat!

Also Agent Cody Banks 2 Destination London. Heres my idea for Agent Cody Banks 3 destination Israel
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« Reply #20 on: 06-20-2004 15:10 »

80% of the movies released in 03 were crap. Where is the love for the art that people like Gorky flourished?
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« Reply #21 on: 06-20-2004 17:56 »

The biggest letdown for me was Matrix: Reloaded. I didn't see many films last year, and funnily enough I hadn't been to the cinema for months after watching Reloaded. Maybe that's telling.

All I can say is: I avoided most of the hype. I sat through it. After the ending I had to remind myself why the first movie was cool.
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« Reply #22 on: 06-20-2004 23:40 »

I avoided 99% of most of the crappy movies last year.

Regardless, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
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« Reply #23 on: 06-21-2004 00:49 »

I wholeheartly agree with Nix.  I usually don't watch crappy movies, because those are wastes of my time.  Unless they're MST3K crappy, but that's different.

The worst films I've seen in the theater in 2003 have been mentioned already:  The Matrix: Revolutions and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.  Both these films had "promise" and both completely pissed them away.

As for 2004, I've only seen three films in the theater.  Kill Bill vol. 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and The Cooler.  The Cooler was average, and I saw it at a third-run theater in Florida, but I guess that would be the "worst" film of 2004.
bender+fry

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« Reply #24 on: 06-21-2004 06:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Woodbot 2.0:
I hated Scary Movie 3.


Whaddaya mean, you hated it? It was one of the funniest movies ever! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but that doesn't mean that it is right.
I mean c'mon! The fake Ring videotape and the Signs aliens were great!
Y_L_B

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« Reply #25 on: 06-21-2004 09:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Davey:
Hey new name for that film Cat Is A Twat!

Second. I hated The Cat and the Hat, but there were worse movies...*cough*Gigli*cough*

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« Reply #26 on: 06-21-2004 12:45 »

Yeah Matrix revolutions was a big let down.
Matrix one - Great storyline
Matrix two - Cool battles and sequences
Matrix three - Rubbish and confusing
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #27 on: 06-21-2004 12:56 »

I hated Charlie's Angels 2 and Cat In The Hat, but I saw those at home. At the theatre I get lucky enough to not go to the crappy movies. Although, I enjoyed several of the movies already mentioned, like the Matrixes, Scary Movie 3, and LXG.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #28 on: 06-21-2004 21:18 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:

As for 2004, I've only seen three films in the theater.  Kill Bill vol. 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and The Cooler.  The Cooler was average, and I saw it at a third-run theater in Florida, but I guess that would be the "worst" film of 2004.

You saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Damn your lucky! I love Jim Carrey and it looked good.
Thus I'm not old enough to see rated R movies.
Although a lot I'd catch my mom watching psycho/murder flicks when I was younger and they were all R movies.
Plus they freaked the "lemonaid" out of me. Sorry, but they did.
And Woodbot 2.0, I loved Scarey Movie 3! That was (in my opinion) one of the best movies last year. I cracked up.
But bottom line people, 2003 had the worst movie you'll ever see or heard of no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Damn you Gigli!!!!
*Calls up Hollywood and threatens to sew them if the don't erase that movie from my mind.*
Sound familiar don't it?


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Action Jacktion

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« Reply #29 on: 06-21-2004 21:30 »

My worst movie of 2003 would have to be Lost in Translation.
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« Reply #30 on: 06-21-2004 21:35 »

Worst movie of 2003?  The Medallion.  I loves Jackie Chan, but that's not going to blind me to the fact that this move was hammered shit on a screen.  It was awful.  Not offensively awful, just very, very poorly conceived and executed.  And no good stunt work to make up for the terrible, terrible plot, acting, and direction, like his other crappy movies of the last ten years had.  Look at Mr. Nice Guy.
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #31 on: 06-21-2004 22:54 »

I agree with you there. The Medallion was such a bad movie that I just blocked it out of my mind when I was telling about terrible movies.
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« Reply #32 on: 06-22-2004 01:34 »

What the hell was Gigli about? seriously?
termos

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« Reply #33 on: 06-22-2004 03:20 »

I don't think The Matrix Revolutions was a bad movie. It was a big disappointment, but in itself it was an average movie.

About the Medallion: I'm not even going to rent it. I'm getting tired of Jackie Chan's latest movies. The old ones were better, like "The Legend of Drunken Master" - the fighting was cool AND I laughed my ass off most of the time.
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« Reply #34 on: 06-22-2004 03:25 »
« Last Edit on: 06-22-2004 03:25 »

Apparently, everything else about Gigli wasn't horrible enough.. the plot is probably the worst offense. It's about 'converting' a lesbian, it seems. I'm not saying such a thing is technically impossible. I mean, this is obviously fiction.. But it's arrogant to no end.
Also, Jacktion, wtf? Lost in Translation was lovely.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 06-22-2004 03:32 »

Stars that have obviously sold there souls:
Eddie Murphie.
Rowin Atkinson.
Ben Affleck.
termos

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« Reply #36 on: 06-22-2004 03:35 »

Rowan Atkinson - what has he done? Except stop Mr. Bean  mad
Nurdbot

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« Reply #37 on: 06-22-2004 03:41 »

Johnnie English.
termos

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« Reply #38 on: 06-22-2004 03:44 »

Ah, I forgot.

By the way, I don't think Lost in Translation sucks. Not exactly my kind of movie but still not bad.
evan

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« Reply #39 on: 06-22-2004 03:52 »

 
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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Apparently, everything else about Gigli wasn't horrible enough.. the plot is probably the worst offense. It's about 'converting' a lesbian, it seems. I'm not saying such a thing is technically impossible. I mean, this is obviously fiction.. But it's arrogant to no end.
I liked the "Ben Affleck tries to convert a lesbian" movie back when it was called Chasing Amy. Ooh, snap!

And Jacktion's just being difficult with not liking Lost in Translation.  It's some people's cups o' tea, and not others.  He'd probably rather have enjoyed The Scorpion King (I keed, I keed).

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