DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolin'est day of the year with an electrified foolin' machine."
Homer: But, Marge, I was a political prisoner. Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?
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LethalWeapon
Crustacean
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"Let us celebrate this grand ocassion with the adding of chocolate to milk." -Homer Jay Simpson
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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Barney (as Bacchus): You've changed. What happened to the old Zues that used to turn into a cow and pick up chicks.
Bart: How can a play where everyone dies be so boring
"Danes do it Melancholy" poster and Feudalism pennant in Bart (Hamlets) room
Lisa (Joan of Arc): God Spoke to me I must obey! Bart (hands over mouth): Joan give me your dessert! Lisa: That’s just you Bart God: Joan give me your dessert! (the éclair floats to heaven)
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BendingUnit1141
Professor
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bump!
Marge: Homer, there's someone here who thinks he can help you. Homer: Batman?! Marge: No, it's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist.. Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Oh baby, we've got him now! There's no escape from the airport..
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ImAPirate
Crustacean
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Red the Trucker: Trust me, this one's not for greenhorns. Homer: Who's a greenhorn?! What's a greenhorn?! Bart: It's an insult Dad! Sock him, sock everybody!
Homer: (Sitting at the dinner table in Mr. Burns' house) LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!!
Homer: Shut up, netface. Lenny: Hey, you're in the net too. Homer: I said shut UP, netface.
Flanders: I haven't been this excited since we stole the 2000 election! Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for the green M&M.
Homer: I'm.....going outside to....stalk.....Lenny and Karl....heh heh heh...d'oh!
Moe: Those pants cost $600? Homer: Uh huh, they're Italian. Moe: (pumping shotgun) Hand 'em over! Homer: Moe, what the...? Moe: Yeah, I rob now.
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BendingUnit1141
Professor
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Optometrist: Now read the first line. Homer: I 8 P P... Why you little!
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slimeball876
Crustacean
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Cool. I'm glad I found this thread... As you can see I love the well thought out old episodes. Homer: "Hey,he lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!" Crowd of people: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!! Homer: Mono-- D'oh! Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real-- Do'h! Mack Parker: Troy, Mack Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes? Troy McClure: Eh, The movie or the planet?
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sheep555
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #295 on: 05-30-2003 17:29 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2003 17:29 »
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In my opinion, the funniest Simpsons quote ever (and I mean ever): Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name? Homer: [brief pause] I don't know. That cracks me up every time....
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ZED
Crustacean
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Homer:This is everyones fault but my own.
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Gleno
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #310 on: 10-09-2003 12:10 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2003 12:10 »
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Originally posted by Rage Dump: *Bump* To avoid making another thread.
You should really consider changing your name to Rage BUMP....and you're making me look bad....
From one of the Halloween eps....
"Every moment I live....is agony" *vomits* "Please kill me" *vomits again*
The frog Bart turns into a "prince"
"Get in there, defend my honour....!!"
Also "eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeat thepuddingeatthepudding"
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Rage Dump
Liquid Emperor
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You should really consider changing your name to Rage BUMP....and you're making me look bad.... As good a time as any... I think you were asking where that was Gleno, so there you go, still as crappy looking as it was weeks ago. Sideshow Bob: Oh and I suppose it will be up to me to lead the hooting. Oh yeah, shake it madam! Capital knockers! Sideshow bob is a legend... Bart : This whole raid was as useless as that yellow lemon-shaped rock over there... Wait a minute... There's a lemon behind that rock!
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BigBen
Crustacean
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« Reply #315 on: 10-21-2007 08:40 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2007 08:40 »
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Network Exec: You can learn a lot from him Mary Ann Lisa: It's Lisa Network Exec: Mary Ann's better!
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mookie427
Liquid Emperor
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me
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