Kryten
Space Pope
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« Reply #240 on: 12-08-2001 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 12-08-2001 20:54 »
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Marge: Oooh, I'm so embarrassed, I wish I could just crawl into a hole and die! Guard (german): Okay, throw in ze hole. Me: Okay, dance ze top-of-page dance. ------------------
"So, have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from *my* god: our sponsor."
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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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That present is evil! EEEEEEVILLLL! Grandpa, you've said that about every present! I just want attention.
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Tweek
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Marge: Oh, look! This is the perfect chance to get you kids some nice church shoes!
Kids: [sigh]
Bart: What do we need church shoes for, Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
The Last Temptation of Krust
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Tweek
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Homer: It's hard to believe there's a place worse than America, but we found it!
Mr. Burns: Yes, I too feel renewed appreciation for the good old US of A. Oppression and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free.
Smithers: Sir, aren't you facing some serious jail time?
Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
Homer: God bless America!
The Trouble With Trillions
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Nixorbo
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One time, Bart gave us a $1000, just to see us kiss! Did we ever get that money?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Homer: "Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast. How old are you? Uh-huh, what's your birthday? No kidding! And Lisa's birthday? What, you don't know your sisters birthday? What kind of brother are you?"
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Bart's Illegetimate Gifted Teacher: Bart```Do YOU have a palendrome. Bart: Well...You're dammed if you do; and; you're dammed if you dont.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Homer:Will somebody shut her up? Lisa:Look Maggie Birdys *Lisa Points into the Sky we see 2 Vultres circleing them*
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Nurdbot
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Marge:But Homer Running an Bar is an Part time job..You Don't even do your Part time job Homer:So?In passion I shall do it *He Moves an Box away to show an Half made Robot of of Junk* Robot:Father!!!Build me Legs Father"!
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Originally posted by meisterPOOP: Kent Brockman: What began as a traditional soccer match has evolved into a city-wide orgy of violence. Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule...So for the next few years or so it's every family for themselves. And from the same episode the endorsement. "Hello, I am Pele, King of the Soccer Field...To be King of your kitchen use Crestfield Wax Paper."
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #258 on: 12-16-2001 18:47 »
« Last Edit on: 12-16-2001 18:47 »
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Originally posted by Teral (on 11-12-2001): Kent Brockman: "What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a citywide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So, for the next several years, it's every family for itself."
(On the movie "McBain: Let's Get Silly" )McBain: "The film is just me in front of a brick wall, for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars." Jay Sherman: "How do you sleep at night?" McBain: "On top of a pile of money, with many beatiful ladies."
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Guess you can't get any better that that...Can Ya.
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Hawk
Professor
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Homer: I'm a man! Not a number!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Ray Patterson: "Oh gosh! You know, I'm not much on speeches, but...it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed! Thank you, bye!"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Bart: "I didn't know you knew Luke Perry." Krusty: "Know him? He's my worthless half-brother." Lisa: "He's a big TV-star." Krusty: "Yeah!" (With contempt) "On FOX."
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Lisa: "It's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless." Sideshow Bob: "Oh, I see. When it's one of my schemes, you can't foil it fast enough. But when Cecil tries to kill you, it's "hopeless, utterly hopeless"."
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Native on Remote Island: "How can Ace be 1 and 11...Huh? Huh?...What God would allow that?"
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