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Nixorbo

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« Reply #120 on: 10-08-2001 22:19 »

Homer, you really have no desire to eat the food in front of you?
What, there's food?  I'M BLIND!!!
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« Reply #121 on: 10-09-2001 02:27 »

ok pie if you get eaten it' your own fault!
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« Reply #122 on: 10-09-2001 13:28 »

Skinner: "Order Order, Do you kids want to be like the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble & waste time?"
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« Reply #123 on: 10-09-2001 13:37 »

"according to the computer the secret engredeint is....love!?, who's been screwing with this thing??
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« Reply #124 on: 10-09-2001 14:04 »

Xena: "You removed it from it's original packaging!"
Comic book guy: "Oh no! it's no longer a collectible!"
(QuOtE fRoM THoH 10 wHeN TaLkInG aBoUt A sTaR wArS - EpIsOdE 1 lIgHt sAvEr)
Teral

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« Reply #125 on: 10-09-2001 19:05 »

Sideshow Bob: "No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."
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« Reply #126 on: 10-10-2001 07:24 »

Wiggum: "So cute, a baby is driving a car. And there's a dog driving a bus!"
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« Reply #127 on: 10-10-2001 16:11 »

Hi, everybody!
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« Reply #128 on: 10-10-2001 16:18 »

Hi Dr Nick!
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« Reply #129 on: 10-10-2001 20:16 »

Calm down. You're going to give yourself skin failure!

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« Reply #130 on: 10-10-2001 20:25 »

I can't believe we missed theese so far:

Ay, caramba!

Excellent.

HA-HA!

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« Reply #131 on: 10-10-2001 20:39 »

All right!  Free nose jobs for everyone!  Ay, you first.
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« Reply #132 on: 10-11-2001 00:01 »

Gimme a Van Heffrin.

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« Reply #133 on: 10-11-2001 04:43 »

Homer:  Hey, kids, how was school?
Lisa:   I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
Bart:   I got expelled.
Homer:  That's my boy!

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« Reply #134 on: 10-11-2001 12:53 »

Bart: Is there a Hugh Ass there?
Moe: Wait I'll check. Hugh Ass, is there a Huge Ass there?!
Hugh Ass: Yes, here I am...

Bart: Is there a Homer Sexual there?
Moe: Homer Sexual, is there a Homer Sexual here?
(Homer, Barney and the other bar-dudes laugh).


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« Reply #135 on: 10-11-2001 16:54 »

Moe: Amanda Hugandkiss. IS there Amanda Hugandkiss. Awww, why won't somebody give me Amanda Hugandkiss.
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high.
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« Reply #136 on: 10-11-2001 16:54 »

Correction: Hugh Jass
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« Reply #137 on: 10-11-2001 21:56 »

Homer: I'd like to speak to a Mr. Snotball. First name Eura.
Moe: Eura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you! When I find out who this is, I'm gonna staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

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« Reply #138 on: 10-12-2001 02:07 »

alien/mr. burns: i bring you love!
crowd: it's bringing love, don't let it get away...break it's legs!!!

   

I drink to make other people interesting! - Groucho Marx
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« Reply #139 on: 10-12-2001 08:05 »

Willy: It's a monster!  Kill it!
Smithers: No, it's Mr. Burns!
Willy: It's Mr. Burns, kill it!
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« Reply #140 on: 10-12-2001 11:40 »

Bart: Is Iwana tinkle here?
Moe: Iwana tinkle! Is there Iwana tinkle?(Homer, Barney and the other bar-dudes laugh).
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« Reply #141 on: 10-12-2001 12:05 »

Ivanna Tinkle?  OK, everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!
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« Reply #142 on: 10-12-2001 13:27 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Moe: Amanda Hugandkiss. IS there Amanda Hugandkiss. Awww, why won't somebody give me Amanda Hugandkiss.
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high.
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B.  Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

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« Reply #143 on: 10-12-2001 16:49 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2001 16:49 »

"hey, mel, bring me another nicotine patch, i think theres some space on my butt"
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« Reply #144 on: 10-12-2001 18:18 »

Sea Captain: "AAHRR! This chair be high sez I"
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« Reply #145 on: 10-12-2001 19:37 »

Yarr, close enough
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« Reply #146 on: 10-13-2001 13:18 »

Marge: Homer, do you want Bart to grow up to be Justice of the Supreme Court, or do you want him to become a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive, Marge?
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« Reply #147 on: 10-14-2001 20:06 »

Marge: "Homer there is a note from the school."
Homer: "What did you do this time, you little...."
Bart: "It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it."
Marge: "It's not about bart."
Bart: "It isn't? There must be some mistake!"
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« Reply #148 on: 10-14-2001 20:36 »

Bart:  Lisa I think I got your lunch today
Note reads: I am very proud of you
Lisa:  Yeah, I was kinda wondering about my note
Note reads: Please be good.  For the love of god, be good
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« Reply #149 on: 10-14-2001 20:42 »

Millhouse: "Let's go crazy, Broadway Style!"
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« Reply #150 on: 10-15-2001 03:43 »

(while playing mystery date)Homer: 'oooh! I got the stud! don't wait up marge!'
'ha ha ha! you got the dud! he looks like you, pointdexter! (whispers to milhouse)hey pointdexter, stand up for yourself!'

RALPH:
'I'm learnding'
'me fail english? thats unpossible!'
'Hi lisa. Hi super nintendo chalmers.'
'I'm special'
'I eated the purple berries!'
'it tastes like... burning...'
'bye witches! thanks for not eating me!'
cheif wiggum: 'yeah, you hags are alright.'
'Mr simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy!'
Homer: 'yeah, they'll do that.'
'I heard your dad went into a resturant, and ate everything in the resturant, and they had to close the resturant.'
'when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!'
'mrs krabapple and prinicpal skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and he looked at me.'
'and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.'
' lets...be...friends. its says 'be' and it has a picture of a bee on it!'
ms hoover: 'volunteers?... thank you lisa.'
'no ms hoover, I'm Ralph.'
'my parents wont let me use scissors.'(giggles from class)
ms hoover:'the children are right to laugh at you ralph'

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« Reply #151 on: 10-15-2001 08:36 »

It says "I choo-choo-choose you" and it has a choo-choo on it
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« Reply #152 on: 10-15-2001 09:21 »

Homer Quote:

homer starts humming "mary had a little lamb"

Homer: de, de de de, de, de, de.

Marge: thats mary had a little lamb!

Homer: Do, do do do, do, do, do.

Marge: thats the same thing except you replaced "de"s with "do"s!!!

Homer: ...D'OH!
Teral

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« Reply #153 on: 10-15-2001 19:26 »

Mark Hamilton: "Luke be a jedi tonight, Luke be a jedi tonight...."

Mayor Quimby: "Can't this town go 1 day without a riot."
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« Reply #154 on: 10-16-2001 22:55 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten in another thread:
Yet Grampa refuses to admit Missourri exists.

I'll be cold in my grave before I recognize Missourah!

Classic line
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« Reply #155 on: 10-16-2001 22:59 »

"Yes, I am interested in long-distance savings! VERY interested..."

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« Reply #156 on: 10-16-2001 23:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Yes, I am interested in long-distance savings! VERY interested...

The switchboard is lighting up!  2 calls!  Our best ever.  No, Janice doesn't live here.

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« Reply #157 on: 10-16-2001 23:03 »

"So I says to Mabel, I says.... I'll finish this later."

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« Reply #158 on: 10-16-2001 23:04 »

. . . But everybody in Scotland does it!
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« Reply #159 on: 10-17-2001 09:38 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2001 09:38 »

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