Battles of the Fat Guys!

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It's simple, who's best?

Newman

Drew Carrey

Homer Simpson

Peter Griffin

Cartman

Bender Bending Rodreguiz (Think of AOI 2)

Who's the best fat guy on T.V?
Sorry I keep adding. I have a bad memory.
:P
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Bite me!

[Reply #1 on:]

Peter Griffin.


...you bastard.

oh yeah, Cartman from South Park too.

[Reply #2 on:]

I don't watch South Park. But I will add that on the list.

[Reply #3 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Peter Griffin.


...you bastard.

oh yeah, Cartman from South Park too.

HA HA!

Vaccum Repairman: He yeah, turns out there was a Meatball clogging up the intake.

Peter: Well did ya save it?

Vaccum Repairman: Uh.. No.

Peter: Ye Besteud....(That's how he says it)

Peter's the best!

   

"Here's to Captain Bender. He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!"

[Reply #4 on:]

Peter Griffin

...It's the (motorcycles) vibrations I sware!..

oh and isn't Cartman just a kid??.. and the only one who doesn't/shouldn't drink..
not like it really stoped anyone before..

.. I didn't ask you for a completely reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy..

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Newman

The best fat guy on television is Newman. I will not here any argument against this point.

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Newman's great because the only thing written on his business card is "Newman" in a small font dead center of a blank field.

Cartman's great because he hates everyone and everything.

Peter Griffin's great because he's from Rhode Island.

I also like the Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons.

[Reply #7 on:]

What about Al Rouker? .. wait I think he lost weight..

.. If Louie Anderson's still around he's large and annoying..

I'd list more.. but I'm not allowed to watch TV anymore.

.. I didn't ask you for a completely reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy..

[Reply #8 on:]

What about Fat Albert? "Hey, Hey, Hey"

[Reply #9 on:]

Cartman isn't fat, he is just big boned  <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/tongue.gif">

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Originally posted by Iron Chef:
Newman

The best fat guy on television is Newman. I will not here any argument against this point.

I agree. But if I had to pick one from the list it would be Homer Simpson.

[Reply #11 on:]

shoopbender, what episode is that from?

I would go with Peter though, but I do like Bender better, its just that hes not really a fat guy all the time so I'm not counting him.

[Reply #12 on:]

Yeah gonna go with Peter

"run home Peter, ran as fast as you can!"

[Reply #13 on:]

I go for Homer because of the episode "King size Homer"

oh and fat Bart: I wash my back with a rug on the stick.

POTM  June 2007

[Reply #14 on:]

"Am I supposed to draw the Penis?"

"Am I supposed to sculpt the Penis?"

"Am I supposed to conduct with my Penis?"

Peter Griffin wins, no contest!

[Reply #15 on:]

Cartman wins for me.

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Originally posted by Tweek:
Cartman isn't fat, he is just big boned   <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/tongue.gif">

"He must have a huge bone in his ass then"

[Reply #17 on:]

[Cartman's mom laughs]
Cartman: GODDAMMIT MOM!!!

[Reply #18 on:]

[Seinfeld] Newman!.... [/Seinfeld]

He rocks. I love that fat guy!  <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/biggrin.gif">

Bender had only been fat once, but he died, so he was the best at being fat.

Shouldn't this be a poll?

[Reply #19 on:]

Out of the people on that list Homer, with Peter Griffin as a close second.
From not on that list...hmm, I don't know.

[Reply #20 on:]

From the list I'll choose Homer. But Peter its really funny (and fatter).

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Hello....Newman.... <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/biggrin.gif">

[Reply #22 on:]

You're forgetting Chris Farley AND John Candy. Wait, Fictional character..? Barf, then. From Spaceballs. Or the Duke from Dune. Ahh, chunky pedophile that he might be.. So delightfully evil. Oh, and Dr. Robotnik[Eggman, you say? Funk dat].

[Reply #23 on:]

Homer.  Fan human Bender was disgustingly hilarious too.  And Cartman's great.

Not sure why people are picking Peter.  I liked the show but one of its biggest weaknesses was always the characters.  Not to say Peter's a Homer rip off (he isn't), but he wasn't original either; he was just the usual fat idiot that you see in every other family sitcom ever.  The humor was what stood out for Family Guy, NOT the characters.

Never watch Drew Carey or Seinfeld.

[Reply #24 on:]

You know Drew Carrey had TWO T.V. shows.

I miss you Whoes line?! <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/smiley_cry.gif">

[Reply #25 on:]

hmmm...I say  Peter Griffin and  Homer Simpson mutated together! mmmmm...

[Reply #26 on:]

actully cartman isnt big boned there is a whole ep explaning that hes fat, a fat camp episode any way peter griffin is the best

[Reply #27 on:]

I still think Bender, Peter, and Drew Carrey are the best...

[Reply #28 on:]

Cartman.
Cartman: Mom, tell them! Tell them the stories that everyone in our family had big bones, and just had to grow into their bodies!
Liane: I'm sorry Eric, those were all lies. You're just fat.

[Reply #29 on:]

Chef and his family are sort of round too.
....
Ok this was just an excuse to say "Three fiddy."

[Reply #30 on:]

I'd go with Cartman...

[Reply #31 on:]

Peter Griffin.

"Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says 'Oooooooo'"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

[Reply #32 on:]

Cartman.

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

I love him. 

[Reply #33 on:]

Homer. What a classic.

Next would be Newman.

[Reply #34 on:]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
 Oh, and Dr. Robotnik[Eggman, you say? Funk dat].

Eggman is Robotnik's original name in Japan, and it was revaeled in recent games that the doc's full name is Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.

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I've always thought Robotnik was a better name for him anyway!  Robotnik would flatten Homer and Peter Griffin like pancakes.  Just as long as he doesn't have that bald, long nosed, Fran Dresher sounding lackey with him!

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Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard. But it's standin' still. Still waters run deep."

"Hey, I got some magazines! They're fulla hollow-points. You're gonna love it when I put 'em in a gun, and blow your frickin' head off."

"Sure, we'll iron out our differences. I'll go get my iron. My tire iron."

"Hey, do we hafta hold hands? 'cause, I don't swing that way. I'm not that way! I don't play both sides, offense and defense, with the short-shorts..."

[Reply #37 on:]

Homer. I think he loses votes from some people who forget just how funny he really was. After 13+ seasons his impact just can't be measured. It's like standing on top of a dead skunk for eight hours....after you've been there long enough you don't even realize it is there.

I do think Peter is pretty damn good, but Fox, or Matt G. didn't let Homer get that 'edgey' what with the cursing and all.

The Simpsons did way more with the fat jokes though...what about all those jokes about Police Cheif Wiggum, or the time Springfield got in the record books as the fattest town?

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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Chef and his family are sort of round too.
....
Ok this was just an excuse to say "Three fiddy."

That goddam Loch Ness monster! I wouldn't say that Chef fits in with these kinda fat guys though. He's more kind of "love handles" fat whereas these people, for want of a better term, are just really fat.

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Beware the fat man, he smells like feet! 

(anyone actually know where that's from?)