Star Trek Enterprise

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Not to mention a particular scene in the 2nd Season ep. "Carbon Creek"   

*Vulcan TOTP Dance*

[Reply #41 on:]

What scene would that be then?

I take it you're laughing at the mere name "carbon *creek*" dirty bast'd... if you don't know what I'm talking about here, then I'm the dirty bast'd 

[Reply #42 on:]

Watch "Carbon Creek" and you will know what I meant.

[Reply #43 on:]

Easier said than done

[Reply #44 on:]

Gocad has pity for thee...

[Reply #45 on:]

Are you talking about T'Pol in her pyjamas?

[Reply #46 on:]

Nope.

[Reply #47 on:]

Would it involve a clothes line of some sort?

[Reply #48 on:]

It does...

[Reply #49 on:]

Okay, particular scene. Obviously nobody here has a clue, or perhaps...

- you have the wrong episode in mind
- you've got a REALLY dirty mind and somehow think T'Pol in a cardigan is HOT-DAMN-ZEXY

And what the hell is TOTP dance anyway? I'm guessing Top Of The Pop?

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Listen to Nix, man... 

[Reply #51 on:]

Best use of shadow profile since Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

[Reply #52 on:]

Oh yeah.   
I just hope there will never be a situation where we have to stand the sight of Doc Phlox in skintight underpants...

[Reply #53 on:]

Top of the Page Dance, its a quaint little tradition.

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[Reply #55 on:]

I couldn't help noticing that in the episode "Judgment", there was this Klingon, Duras, son of Teral (or Tural).

[Reply #56 on:]

Teral, eh? Interesting... 

But I think it's more like "son of Toral", which would make sense, since the Duras from TNG had a son whose name was Toral as well.

Also, if you remember ST6, (I'll assume you have seen it) the character called 'Colonel Worf' was probably the father of Mogh, who was then the father of Worf...

[Reply #57 on:]

Ah yes, I just finished re-watching that f__kin episode (carbon creek) after this thread got my goin... yes yes I know now... talk about slow eh? Still I ain't a die hard trekkie (sp? or trekker?) like you people. I'm just on it for the hot babes in skimpy outfits... I think there was en ep called "precious cargo" with a definite hottie in it... wooooohoooo - im hot under the collar now.

[Reply #58 on:]

omg, Precious Cargo is (imho) the worst Trek Episode ever!! It is so bad, you can only make it a cult-episode i think.

And if you like to know a star trek insider: view TNG-Episode "Symbiosis" Not only was that Episode produced AFTER the Episode "Skin of Evil" (which  holds the death of Tasha Yar) but in "Symbiosis" you can see Denise Crosby waving to her fans just before the cargo doors close 

[Reply #59 on:]

 

Originally posted by realedwin:
... you can see Denise Crosby waving to her fans just before the cargo doors close   

Actually that's the reason why she got 'killed'. Foolish woman!
 

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*smiles* Just to entertain you in case you didn't know them yet... http://worldkids.net/jaguar/humor/TTLs.html
Ah damn, I think I have to go downstairs and watch a Star Trek-tape... it's strange I cannot read about it for long without wanting to watch it.

[Reply #61 on:]

"Resistance is futile!"
The Enterprise encounters trange cybernetic beings...

Did someone say Borg?

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Everyone thinks that the worst role on Star Trek is that of the red-shirted security officer.  However nearly as bad is the role of parent of a TNG character:

PICARD - Both parents dead, father estranged from Picard when he died.
RIKER - Mother dead, father (initially) estranged.
DATA - Father and mother dead, although mother was recreated as an android.
LAFORGE - Mother dead.
TASHA - Both parents (apparently) dead.
WORF - Both parents dead, raised by Carla from Cheers' psychic advisor.
BEVERLY - Not sure, although mother might have has sex with energy being pretending to be a ghost or whatever.
DEANNA - Father dead, mother is Lwaxana Troi.
WESLEY - Father dead, mother is Beverly Crusher.

[Reply #63 on:]

 

Originally posted by PCC Fred:
BEVERLY - Not sure, although mother might have has sex with energy being pretending to be a ghost or whatever.
DEANNA - Father dead, mother is Lwaxana Troi.

Lwaxana Troi. LMAO. Oh gosh, which is worse, having sex with an energy being, having both parents dead... or having Lwaxana Troi for a mother. LMAO.

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[Reply #64 on:]

I guess it depends who the energy being is.  Now the female Q... 

[Reply #65 on:]

I thought Troi was the one impregnated by an energy being, not Crusher.

[Reply #66 on:]

No, in one ep Beverley visits some planet her mom lived in her old age. Then she met some alien energy being who started to control her because he could only live with her (cuz he was some parasitic energy... or something). Troi had that lil baby who was an advanced mofo. And Data also had his own child. Lau, in the ep "offspring" (one of my favourites).

[Reply #67 on:]

It was Crushers grandmother who died in "Sub Rosa" (a very substandard TNG episode).

Data's child was named Lal (Hindi (or Sanskrit, I can't remember for sure) for beloved)

 

Originally posted by PCC Fred:
Everyone thinks that the worst role on Star Trek is that of the red-shirted security officer.  However nearly as bad is the role of parent of a TNG character:

PICARD - Both parents dead, father estranged from Picard when he died.
RIKER - Mother dead, father (initially) estranged.
DATA - Father and mother dead, although mother was recreated as an android.
LAFORGE - Mother dead.
TASHA - Both parents (apparently) dead.
WORF - Both parents dead, raised by Carla from Cheers' psychic advisor.
BEVERLY - Not sure, although mother might have has sex with energy being pretending to be a ghost or whatever.
DEANNA - Father dead, mother is Lwaxana Troi.
WESLEY - Father dead, mother is Beverly Crusher.

Don't forget:
Alexander: Mother dead, father raised by Carla from Cheers' psychic advisor.

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Heheh, Im just sitting back enjoying the fact I am making mistakes about star trek. thank god 

[Reply #69 on:]

RO - Father dead, mother apparently dead
GUINAN - Both parents apparently dead
O'BRIEN - Both parents ALIVE!  Which is probably why he was shipped off to DS9. 

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Originally posted by Teral:
 Don't forget:
Alexander: Mother dead, father raised by Carla from Cheers' psychic advisor.

No surprise he became a disgrace for the entire Klingon race ....

[Reply #71 on:]

CANCELLED????

 

http://rumandmonkey.com/news/
New Star Trek show cancelled; is it the end for Trek?
May 21st, 2003 - 00:00

Trekkies were astounded today to hear the news that the latest Star Trek spin-off, called Enterprise or something, and starring that guy from Quantum Leap, is to be cancelled. Poor ratings have hit the show hard, and executives have been criticised for failing to include a hologram called "Al" played by Dean Stockwell. Following on from the box-office failure of Star Trek: Nemesis, it looks certain that Paramount are going to be unable to make more money from new Star Trek episodes or films in the future, and will have to make do with raking in huge grubby wheelbarrow loads of cash through endlessly repeating the 24 existing series of Star Trek on the telly while simultaneously selling fans boxed sets of the same series for 70 quid a go.

A passing nerd expressed his anger at the news to us in Klingon; "Q'roth! Vor-cha qo-nos Buffy wookiee d'k'tahg batleth. Mauk-to'vor". Trexperts tell us that this translates thus; "who cares? The last episode of Buffy aired yesterday. I'm going to kill myself." We asked Patrick Stewart, bald-headed captain of the next-generation enterprise, what he thought. "Fuck Star Trek, I'm on a right cushy number with this X-men gig." he replied, before being whisked off in a mysterious jet that was invisible to radar.

[Reply #72 on:]

Come on, that must be a spoof.

[Reply #73 on:]

Meh! That's all i got to say about this "valuable" piece of infomation.

@ZJ: Of course it is.

Although there have been some "real" rumors about that Enterprise might be cancelled after the third season, for the usual reasons, which are of course unsatisfactory ratings and that the show simply costs too much. (Average price per 2nd Season Ep: 5 Million $)

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That "article" looks like something I'd expect to see in the onion! 

Do you think Pulaski is old enough to have dead parents?

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Originally posted by Smitty:
That "article" looks like something I'd expect to see in the onion!   

Do you think Pulaski is old enough to have dead parents?

Pulaski? Come on, that old hag is dead parents.

[Reply #76 on:]

Pulaski's old enough to have dead grandkids by now.

[Reply #77 on:]

Well i certainly hope its false, Lol of course the Patrick stewart thing is, but im not sure the Substance of it is.
Go to that sit, they have some really funny rumours. It would suprise me if it was cancelled. It wouldnt really appeal to the trekkies, just the casual viewer, and theres not much money there.
NASA is a major sponsor of it for cryin out loud.

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Originally posted by Australian Guy:
Well i certainly hope its false, Lol of course the Patrick stewart thing is, but im not sure the Substance of it is.
Go to that sit, they have some really funny rumours. It would suprise me if it was cancelled. It wouldnt really appeal to the trekkies, just the casual viewer, and theres not much money there.
NASA is a major sponsor of it for cryin out loud.

Actually the Stewart bit was the only part in the article that sounded real to me...   

[Reply #79 on:]

Lol, i always laff when i think about that.