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« Reply #80 on: 09-20-2001 04:35 »

What did the Romans ever do for us?

Does a cool top of the page dance  tongue
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« Reply #81 on: 09-21-2001 01:04 »

Ranma:stupid Uncute Tomboy
Akane:Ranma no Baka *Mallets him*

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« Reply #82 on: 09-22-2001 00:32 »

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc 

hehe big grin big grin big grin
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« Reply #83 on: 09-22-2001 00:37 »

Good taste is the enemy of creativity
-Vincent Van Gogh
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« Reply #84 on: 09-22-2001 00:39 »
« Last Edit on: 09-22-2001 00:39 »

I didn't see the heart-stopping evil and terror in your story.
What?  It had me, LeChuck, and Ozzie Mandrill in it!  How much eviller can you get?

-Guybrush Threepwodd and Murray, the demonic skull, Escape From Monkey Island
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« Reply #85 on: 09-22-2001 04:23 »

"Apeal to your Audience...Kill the cute dog"

"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhAHAHAHHHHH HHHHHHHHH *CRASH* could i get frys with that??"

"Hay Mike if i run out a Vomi can i have some of yours?"

MST3K,Tom,Mike,Crow.......pity all thoise MSTers in space....

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« Reply #86 on: 09-22-2001 05:25 »

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
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« Reply #87 on: 09-22-2001 16:32 »

Hannabal:yes mr Roger i met your wife she was delicions.*Flicks his tung*


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« Reply #88 on: 09-22-2001 16:38 »
« Last Edit on: 09-22-2001 16:38 »

"True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops."

"I been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead."
"Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, always buying drinks for everyone, and taking expensive vacations, and you're a rotten gambler."
"Well, that might have something to do with it."

"There may be a slight ringing in your ears- fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."
 
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« Reply #89 on: 09-23-2001 18:10 »

From "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail":

Castle Guard: "Where did you get the coconuts ?"
Arthur, King of the Britons: "We found them"
Castle Guard: "Found them? In Mercia? The coconut is tropical."
Arthur, King of the Britons: "What do you mean?"
Castle Guard: "Well this is a tempered zone."
Arthur, King of the Britons: "The swallow may fly south with the sun or the ???? and the ??? may seek warmer climates in winter, yet theese aren't strangers to our land."
Castle Guard: "Are you sugesting coconuts migrate?"

Dennis: "Listen. Strange women, laying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

Dennis: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
Arthur, King of the Britons: "Shut up!!"
Dennis: "If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moisten bing had lobbed a schimitar at me they'd put me away!!"

Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Brave, brave Concorde you shall not have died in vain."
Concorde: "I'm not quite dead Sir."
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain."
Concorde: "I-I-I think I could pull through Sir."
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Oh I see."
Concorde: "Actually I think I'm allright to come with you."
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "No, no sweet Concorde. Stay here. I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a heroic and daring rescue in my own particular........(sigh)"
Concorde: "Idiom, Sir?"
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "IDIOM!"
Concorde: "No I feel fine actually.."
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Farewell, sweet Concorde."
Concorde: "I'll-eh-I'll just stay here then, shall I?"

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« Reply #90 on: 09-23-2001 23:20 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2001 23:20 »

Whose father, was killed,
Actually sir, he's not dead!
Whose father was mortally wounded,
I think he's going to make it!
When her father suddenly felt the cold, icy grip of death . . .

What is your name?
Sir Lancelot of Camelot
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
You may pass.

Stop!  What is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Grail.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't knoOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

What is your name?
Sir Gawain(?) of Camelot.
What is your quest?
We seek the Holy Grail.
What's your favorite color?
Blue.  I mean, yelloOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

What is your name?
Arthur, king of the Britons.
What is your quest?
We seek the Grail.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean?  Is it European or African?
I don't know that, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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« Reply #91 on: 09-24-2001 10:08 »

Nix, sir galliad ( the chaste's) favourite color was pink!  smile

"None shall pass..."- the black knight

"Inside me, darling, there is a thin person, just screaming to get out!"
"Just the one, dear?"- Ab Fab

" Surely it cant be that difficult. The war was completed with less fuss in less time."
" Listen, darling. All the troops didn't have Yasmin Le Bon in them. The Generals didnt require flowers and hugs after every manouvere, and the whole thing didn't have to be coordinated to Japanese and Funk Synth music. Because, If it had, I think the outcome would have been rather different, dont you?"
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« Reply #92 on: 09-25-2001 00:03 »

Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

It's a MADHOUSE!  MADHOUSE!

You blew it up!  Damn you!  Damn you to hell!!!

Soylent Green is people!!!
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« Reply #93 on: 09-25-2001 01:27 »

From my cold dead hands!
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« Reply #94 on: 09-25-2001 09:35 »

c-3po: "oh no, we're doomed!"
r2-d2: "bleep bleeeep bleep!"
chewie: "uuuaaahhhhhhhh" (or something like that)

   

I drink to make other people interesting! - Groucho Marx
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« Reply #95 on: 09-25-2001 12:41 »

Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

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« Reply #96 on: 09-25-2001 12:47 »

I'm sorry guys, I gotta do it. As petrified as I am, I just can't walk away. I'm gonna be kicking myself in the ass for the rest of my life if I don't go in there. Lee Donowitz isn't a gangster lookin' to skin us, and he's not a cop, he's a famous movie producer lookin' to get high. And I'm just the man who can get him there. So what say we throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may.

[True Romance]
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« Reply #97 on: 09-25-2001 14:21 »

FREEDOM!!!

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
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« Reply #98 on: 09-25-2001 17:14 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2001 17:14 »

Lt. Frank Drebin: "Cigaret?"
Female Witness: "Yes I know."

Elaine: "You got a letter from HQ this morning."
Ted: "From HQ? What is it?"
Elaine: "It's a big building with generals and soldiers, but that's not important right now."

Ted: "I've flown single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this is a plane with 4 motors. It's a entirely different kind of flying altogether."
Stewardess and Dr. Rumack: "It's a entirely different kind of flying."

McCroskey: "Striker? Striker? Striker....Striker...Striker. ..." (Snaps his fingers and points at an airtraffic controller)"STRIKER."
(The Airtraffic Controller shrugs and knocks down a female colleague)

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #99 on: 09-25-2001 19:19 »

Surely you're joking.
No, I'm perfectly serious.  And don't call me Shirley.
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« Reply #100 on: 09-26-2001 01:36 »

Link:..with my ocarina
Cid:May i se it?
Link:sure *hands the ocarina to Cid*
Cid:*drops it*whoops
Link:No Prob i can fix it in a hartbeat*Fixis it and hands it to Cid*
Cid:*Drops it 20 times*
Link:Fixes it 20 times*
Link:STOP DROPPING MY "^&*("$%^&*()"$%^&*()!"$%u*$%^&*()$%^&*()_)%^&*(%^&*)$&*$r^&()$*(%^&*()_Ocarina!!!!!
Red IIX:woah..Link done a cid

From a Fanfiction

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« Reply #101 on: 09-26-2001 04:09 »

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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« Reply #102 on: 09-26-2001 08:33 »

That's no moon  That's a space station.
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« Reply #103 on: 09-26-2001 09:19 »

I pity the foo who uses the X button to run

Barret in a fic.Do you rekon Barret and Mr T are related????
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« Reply #104 on: 09-26-2001 09:57 »

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

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« Reply #105 on: 09-26-2001 23:24 »

Look at the size of that thing!
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« Reply #106 on: 09-26-2001 23:28 »

Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?
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« Reply #107 on: 09-27-2001 02:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
These aren't the droids you're looking for.

stormtrooper: these aren't the droids we're looking for.

   

I drink to make other people interesting! - Groucho Marx
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« Reply #108 on: 09-27-2001 05:07 »

Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
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« Reply #109 on: 09-27-2001 05:16 »

"Ron said a word to Malfoy Harry knew he'd never say in front of Mrs Weasly.
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« Reply #110 on: 09-27-2001 05:29 »

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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« Reply #111 on: 09-27-2001 09:50 »
« Last Edit on: 09-28-2001 00:00 »

Um, um, situation under control, everything normal.
What happened?
Slight weapons malfunction, but we're fine, everything's fine.  How are you?
I'm sending a squad down . . .
Umm, negative, negative.  We've got a reactor leak, um, largely, very dangerous.
Who is this?  What's your operating number?
Ahh . . . ::blasts console:: boring conversation anyway.  Luke, we're gonna have company!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #112 on: 09-27-2001 10:22 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 10:22 »

good old star wars, every line a classic line!!!   smile

darth vader: impressive, very impressive

   

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« Reply #113 on: 09-27-2001 10:42 »

Three more  smile

You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought.

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take
orders from one person! Me!

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the
detention level.


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« Reply #114 on: 09-27-2001 12:48 »

 
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good old star wars, every line a classic line!!!    smile

darth vader: impressive, very impressive

Shouldn't that be "most impressive?"

But you are not a Jedi yet.

We are now all honorary members of the tribe!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #115 on: 09-27-2001 18:04 »

Tarkin: "What? Evacuate in our moment of triumph?"

Vader: "The Force is strong in this one."

Princess Vespa: "My hair! HE SHOT MY HAIR!!!"

and finally one of Chewbaka funniest linies ever:

Cheewie: "Jaaarrgggh"

One of theese don't belong in "A New Hope", spot it if you can.   evil laugh   smile

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« Reply #116 on: 09-27-2001 20:22 »

I'm guessing Princess Vespa's quote, seeing as she was from Spaceballs.
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« Reply #117 on: 09-28-2001 00:56 »

 
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Um, um, situation under control, everything normal.
What happened?
Slight weapons malfunction, but we're fine, everything's fine.
I'm sending a squad down . . .
Umm, negative, negative.  We've got a reactor leak, um, largely, very dangerous.
Who is this?  What's your operating number?
Ahh . . . ::blasts console:: boring conversation anyway.  Luke, we're gonna have company!

Haha, great. But you missed the best part, where Han says "everything's fine... How are you?"(or something like that) and then cringes.

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."

"I was born here, you know."
"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."

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« Reply #118 on: 09-28-2001 01:02 »

 
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 Haha, great. But you missed the best part

Fixed it.

Y'know, I think my eyes are getting better.  Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur.

Boba Fett?  Boba Fett?  Where?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #119 on: 09-28-2001 01:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Tweek:
Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

Huh?  Oh, oh, the uniform.  I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.
Huh?
I'm here to rescue you, I got your R2 unit and I'm here with Ben Kenobi!
Ben Kenobi?  Where is he?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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