Tweek
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What did the Romans ever do for us? Does a cool top of the page dance
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Nurdbot
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Ranma:stupid Uncute Tomboy Akane:Ranma no Baka *Mallets him*
Ranma 1/2
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Nixorbo
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Good taste is the enemy of creativity -Vincent Van Gogh
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Nurdbot
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"Apeal to your Audience...Kill the cute dog"
"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhAHAHAHHHHH HHHHHHHHH *CRASH* could i get frys with that??"
"Hay Mike if i run out a Vomi can i have some of yours?"
MST3K,Tom,Mike,Crow.......pity all thoise MSTers in space....
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Tweek
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Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
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Nurdbot
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Hannabal:yes mr Roger i met your wife she was delicions.*Flicks his tung*
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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From "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail":
Castle Guard: "Where did you get the coconuts ?" Arthur, King of the Britons: "We found them" Castle Guard: "Found them? In Mercia? The coconut is tropical." Arthur, King of the Britons: "What do you mean?" Castle Guard: "Well this is a tempered zone." Arthur, King of the Britons: "The swallow may fly south with the sun or the ???? and the ??? may seek warmer climates in winter, yet theese aren't strangers to our land." Castle Guard: "Are you sugesting coconuts migrate?"
Dennis: "Listen. Strange women, laying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
Dennis: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." Arthur, King of the Britons: "Shut up!!" Dennis: "If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moisten bing had lobbed a schimitar at me they'd put me away!!"
Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Brave, brave Concorde you shall not have died in vain." Concorde: "I'm not quite dead Sir." Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain." Concorde: "I-I-I think I could pull through Sir." Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Oh I see." Concorde: "Actually I think I'm allright to come with you." Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "No, no sweet Concorde. Stay here. I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a heroic and daring rescue in my own particular........(sigh)" Concorde: "Idiom, Sir?" Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "IDIOM!" Concorde: "No I feel fine actually.." Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "Farewell, sweet Concorde." Concorde: "I'll-eh-I'll just stay here then, shall I?"
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rach_the_tall
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Nix, sir galliad ( the chaste's) favourite color was pink! "None shall pass..."- the black knight "Inside me, darling, there is a thin person, just screaming to get out!" "Just the one, dear?"- Ab Fab " Surely it cant be that difficult. The war was completed with less fuss in less time." " Listen, darling. All the troops didn't have Yasmin Le Bon in them. The Generals didnt require flowers and hugs after every manouvere, and the whole thing didn't have to be coordinated to Japanese and Funk Synth music. Because, If it had, I think the outcome would have been rather different, dont you?"
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Nixorbo
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Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
It's a MADHOUSE! MADHOUSE!
You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you to hell!!!
Soylent Green is people!!!
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Tweek
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I'm sorry guys, I gotta do it. As petrified as I am, I just can't walk away. I'm gonna be kicking myself in the ass for the rest of my life if I don't go in there. Lee Donowitz isn't a gangster lookin' to skin us, and he's not a cop, he's a famous movie producer lookin' to get high. And I'm just the man who can get him there. So what say we throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may.
[True Romance]
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Nixorbo
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FREEDOM!!!
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
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Nixorbo
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Surely you're joking. No, I'm perfectly serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Nurdbot
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Link:..with my ocarina Cid:May i se it? Link:sure *hands the ocarina to Cid* Cid:*drops it*whoops Link:No Prob i can fix it in a hartbeat*Fixis it and hands it to Cid* Cid:*Drops it 20 times* Link:Fixes it 20 times* Link:STOP DROPPING MY "^&*("£$%^&*()"£$%^&*()¬!"£$%u*£$%^&*()£$%^&*()_)%^&*(%^&*)$&*$r^&()$*(%^&*()_Ocarina!!!!! Red IIX:woah..Link done a cid
From a Fanfiction
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Tweek
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Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Nixorbo
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That's no moon That's a space station.
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Nurdbot
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I pity the foo who uses the X button to run
Barret in a fic.Do you rekon Barret and Mr T are related????
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Nixorbo
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Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?
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Tweek
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Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
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flexo
Bending Unit
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Nixorbo
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« Reply #111 on: 09-27-2001 09:50 »
« Last Edit on: 09-28-2001 00:00 »
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Um, um, situation under control, everything normal. What happened? Slight weapons malfunction, but we're fine, everything's fine. How are you? I'm sending a squad down . . . Umm, negative, negative. We've got a reactor leak, um, largely, very dangerous. Who is this? What's your operating number? Ahh . . . ::blasts console:: boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!
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Tweek
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Three more You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought. Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by darthgy: good old star wars, every line a classic line!!!
darth vader: impressive, very impressive
Shouldn't that be " most impressive?" But you are not a Jedi yet. We are now all honorary members of the tribe!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Tarkin: "What? Evacuate in our moment of triumph?" Vader: "The Force is strong in this one." Princess Vespa: "My hair! HE SHOT MY HAIR!!!" and finally one of Chewbaka funniest linies ever: Cheewie: "Jaaarrgggh" One of theese don't belong in "A New Hope", spot it if you can.
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Nixorbo
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I'm guessing Princess Vespa's quote, seeing as she was from Spaceballs.
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FishyJoe
Honorary German
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: Um, um, situation under control, everything normal. What happened? Slight weapons malfunction, but we're fine, everything's fine. I'm sending a squad down . . . Umm, negative, negative. We've got a reactor leak, um, largely, very dangerous. Who is this? What's your operating number? Ahh . . . ::blasts console:: boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company! Haha, great. But you missed the best part, where Han says "everything's fine... How are you?"(or something like that) and then cringes. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..." "I was born here, you know." "You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by FishyJoe: Haha, great. But you missed the best part Fixed it. Y'know, I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur. Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Tweek: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Huh? Oh, oh, the uniform. I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you. Huh? I'm here to rescue you, I got your R2 unit and I'm here with Ben Kenobi! Ben Kenobi? Where is he?
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