Tweek
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Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors please. Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. Does my standard poor top of the page dance
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Drippy_taco
Professor
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« Reply #42 on: 09-09-2001 15:32 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2001 15:32 »
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HAL: "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." Dave: "Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me." HAL: "It's called "Daisy." "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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"You are one beutiful Demon"
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Drippy_taco
Professor
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It went into OVERTIME even... Not even teams I cared about.
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Nurdbot
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Mihoshi:Wow you fixed it..but that must mean Ryoko:Yes? Mihoshi:..a Ryoko:a what *music gets tenser* Mihoshi:Are you......a jewler!! Ryoko:*pauses and falls down Anime style*NO!!!
thta one had me in stiches for ages.
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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Teral: Jay Sherman: "IT STINKS!"
Yes, Mr. Sherman, it stinks
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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Kryten: /me beats DT to the punch.
"Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks."
I knew it was one of the two, I just guessed the wrong one.
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Fry Fry the pizza guy
Crustacean
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'He told me that in a previous life, I was Alexander the Great's cheif eunuch.' Arnold J. Rimmer, Red Dwarf
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Thatīs a nice little nothing your almost wearing!! Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost our way!! Acme Pollution Inspection...We're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point!
James Bond...Diamonds are Forever
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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George:I hear with my little ear....something begging with B.. Black adder:Bomb? but that impossible.. George:No captin just listion *cups his right ears) Blackadder:*(The room goes silent we hear a wistle getting nearer)oh a bomb A BOMB AHHHGH *BANG!!!!*
Ahahahahaha Black adder goes forth Episode 5
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Tor
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Tweek: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors please. Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL HAL: I can't do that, Dave Dave: I'm sorry, but I have to replace you, HAL HAL: I'm afraid, Dave Dave: The New Commodore Amiga 500 is just faster than you, HAL, you must understand that...
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rach_the_tall
Space Pope
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'I love you, Dr johnston, and I want to have your babies. Excuse me, Dr Johnston, but my Auntie Margery has just arrived. : turns around, baldrick turns into an alsatian: Baldrick, who gave you permission to turn into an alsatian? Oh, god, this is a dream, isnt it, it's a bloody, dream...' :auntie Margery, Dr johnston and baldrick, still and alastian, dance out of the room:
'Baldrick, have you no idea of what irony is?' 'Yes, its like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.'
'Camelot!' 'Camelot!' 'Camelot!' 'it's only a model...' 'shh!'
' supreme, executive power arrives from a mandate from the masses, not from some, farcical aquatic ceremony...you cant expect to wield supreme, executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, If I went 'round, sayin' I was an emporer, just because some moistened bint had launched her scimitar at me... they'd put me away! '- michael palin in MPatHG to Albert, king of the britains.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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KG2:I say lets get the rotters.. Blackadder:Your not even British you German Goit....
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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"I shall Rule the World with Fear,Not with money like my Farther" Rufus ShinRa FF7
Rufus rocks!!
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rach_the_tall
Space Pope
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George:I hear with my little ear....something begging with B.. Black adder:Bomb? but that impossible.. George:No captin just listion *cups his right ears) Blackadder:*(The room goes silent we hear a wistle getting nearer)oh a bomb A BOMB AHHHGH *BANG!!!!* I'm no drippy, but: George: I hear, with my little ear, something beginning with 'b' Blackadder: what? George: bomb. Blackadder: I can't hear a bomb. George: listen very carefully. : he listens: Blackadder: oh, yes. :big explosion: Prayers in the chapel: ' oh lord. ooh you are so big! so absolutley huge! and, we don't mean to grovel lord, but you're just so great, and , well, spiffing. *chrous of boys* fantastic.'- MP and the meaning of life
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Nurdbot
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Rimmer:Anser the radio*yes who is it... Dr Volfstine:I am Dr Volfstine and im barking mad Mwahahaha Rimmer:I know what to get you for Chrismas...11 sheets of Rubber wallpaper and Do-it-youself labotmy kit...
RedDwarf...
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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RIMMER: What are you waiting for? Gloop him. LISTER: I can't. He's not armed. RIMMER: Lister, this isn't a Scout meeting. We're not trying to win the Best- Behaved Troop flag. Gloop him. LISTER: What? In the back? RIMMER: Of course in the back. It's only a pity he's awake. LISTER: You mean you could happily kill him if he was asleep? RIMMER: I could happily kill him if he was on the job. Gloop him.
Red Dwarf IV - Justice
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidburg:Bender ya gotta spring me i wont survive hear...im to preety!!!
When Aliens Attack
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Nurdbot
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Dilbert:These People are not elves..there tiny enginers Alice:Gross!!!!
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Tweek
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Edmund: Yes, erm, I'm not so sure we're needed, you know, Baldrick... I mean, everything seems to be going very well, doesn't it? Everyone's fighting -- clearly having the time of their lives. Wait a moment; some of them over there aren't fighting! They're... they're just lying down! Baldrick: They're dead, My Lord.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Ecky ecky ecky ecky ptang zwoop boing fwallawalla . . . ni!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Lewton:being a PI involves a lot of Trust...and the Trust in ANkh Morpork wouldent fill a cup..and im talking of a small cup at that..
Discworld Noir..PSX and PC....
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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3-headed knight: "Hold! Who are thou?" Minstrel: (Singing)"He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin..." Sir Robin: "Shut up! Errmmm, n-n-nobody really, nobody. I-I-I was just passing trough." 3-headed knight: "What do you want?" Minstrel: (Singing)"To fight and..." Sir Robin: "SHUT UP!"
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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When danger reared its ungly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brae brav, brave Sir Robin . . .
And there was much rejoicing
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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2nd verse (to the best of my memory):
John Suart Mill of his own free will was particularly ill Plato the say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey ev'ry day Aristoteles, Aristoteles was a beggar for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart I drink therefore I am. Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
And from the same show: ALBATROS!
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