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« Reply #40 on: 09-09-2001 12:44 »

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors please.

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.

Does my standard poor top of the page dance  tongue
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« Reply #41 on: 09-09-2001 12:48 »

Drippy, be ready to correct this.

"I can feel my mind going, Dave. Remember the song we used to sing? Daisy, Daisy.... giive meeee yooooouuuur answeeeeeeeeerr dooooooooooooooooooo...."

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« Reply #42 on: 09-09-2001 15:32 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2001 15:32 »

HAL:  "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."
Dave:  "Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me."
HAL:  "It's called "Daisy."
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
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« Reply #43 on: 09-09-2001 16:23 »

"You are one beutiful Demon"
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« Reply #44 on: 09-09-2001 19:51 »
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Jay Sherman: "IT STINKS!"


Ohh , I gotta go Futurama is starting!!!

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #45 on: 09-09-2001 23:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Jay Sherman: "IT STINKS!"


Ohh , I gotta go Futurama is starting!!!


At least SOMEONE got to watch Futurama tonight.  mad

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« Reply #46 on: 09-09-2001 23:36 »

It went into OVERTIME even...   mad
Not even teams I cared about.

I had jello today.
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« Reply #47 on: 09-10-2001 11:39 »

Mihoshi:Wow you fixed it..but that must mean
Ryoko:Yes?
Mihoshi:..a
Ryoko:a what *music gets tenser*
Mihoshi:Are you......a jewler!!
Ryoko:*pauses and falls down Anime style*NO!!!

thta one had me in stiches for ages.

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« Reply #48 on: 09-10-2001 12:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Jay Sherman: "IT STINKS!"

Yes, Mr. Sherman, it stinks

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #49 on: 09-10-2001 13:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Yes, Mr. Sherman, it stinks


/me beats DT to the punch.

"Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks."

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« Reply #50 on: 09-10-2001 13:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 /me beats DT to the punch.

"Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks."


I knew it was one of the two, I just guessed the wrong one.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #51 on: 09-10-2001 14:38 »

'He told me that in a previous life, I was Alexander the Great's cheif eunuch.'
Arnold J. Rimmer, Red Dwarf

My parents, my friends, my co-workers. i'll never see any of them again. YAHOO!
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« Reply #52 on: 09-10-2001 14:41 »

Thatīs a nice little nothing your almost wearing!!
Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost our way!!
Acme Pollution Inspection...We're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point!

James Bond...Diamonds are Forever


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« Reply #53 on: 09-11-2001 01:42 »

George:I hear with my little ear....something begging with B..
Black adder:Bomb? but that impossible..
George:No captin just listion *cups his right ears)
Blackadder:*(The room goes silent we hear a wistle getting nearer)oh a bomb A BOMB AHHHGH
*BANG!!!!*

Ahahahahaha Black adder goes forth Episode 5

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« Reply #54 on: 09-11-2001 08:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Tweek:
Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors please.

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL
HAL: I can't do that, Dave
Dave: I'm sorry, but I have to replace you, HAL
HAL: I'm afraid, Dave
Dave: The New Commodore Amiga 500 is just faster than you, HAL, you must understand that...

         
In memoriam: CGEF
Wait, that's not necessary anymore! Wooohooo!
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« Reply #55 on: 09-11-2001 10:06 »

'I love you, Dr johnston, and I want to have your babies. Excuse me, Dr Johnston, but my Auntie Margery has just arrived. : turns around,  baldrick turns into an alsatian: Baldrick, who gave you permission to turn into an alsatian? Oh, god, this is a dream, isnt it, it's a bloody, dream...' :auntie Margery, Dr johnston and baldrick, still and alastian, dance out of the room:

'Baldrick, have you no idea of what irony is?'
'Yes, its like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.'

'Camelot!'
'Camelot!'
'Camelot!'
'it's only a model...'
'shh!'

' supreme, executive power arrives from a mandate from the masses, not from some, farcical aquatic ceremony...you cant expect to wield supreme, executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, If I went 'round, sayin' I was an emporer, just because some moistened bint had launched her scimitar at me... they'd put me away! '- michael palin in MPatHG to Albert, king of the britains.
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« Reply #56 on: 09-11-2001 14:33 »
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Or, as I shall be known from now on:
 
         The Black...
    Vegetable!
 
 
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« Reply #57 on: 09-11-2001 16:21 »

KG2:I say lets get the rotters..
Blackadder:Your not even British you German Goit....
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« Reply #58 on: 09-11-2001 21:31 »

Can't think of enough quotes, so I'll just say this one from 3rd Rock:

Dick Solomon: did you know that over half of the Broadway cast are openly ALIEN!

(after encountering a gay man who he mistook for an alien after he said he's like from 'another world')
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« Reply #59 on: 09-12-2001 02:39 »

"I shall Rule the World with Fear,Not with money like my Farther"
Rufus ShinRa FF7

Rufus rocks!!

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« Reply #60 on: 09-13-2001 08:16 »

 
Quote
George:I hear with my little ear....something begging with B..
Black adder:Bomb? but that impossible..
George:No captin just listion *cups his right ears)
Blackadder:*(The room goes silent we hear a wistle getting nearer)oh a bomb A BOMB AHHHGH
*BANG!!!!*
I'm no drippy, but:
George: I hear, with my little ear, something beginning with 'b'
Blackadder: what?
George: bomb.
Blackadder: I can't hear a bomb.
George: listen very carefully.
: he listens:
Blackadder: oh, yes.
:big explosion:

 Prayers in the chapel: ' oh lord. ooh you are so big! so absolutley huge! and, we don't mean to grovel lord, but you're just so great, and , well, spiffing. *chrous of boys* fantastic.'- MP and the meaning of life
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« Reply #61 on: 09-13-2001 12:32 »

Rimmer:Anser the radio*yes who is it...
Dr Volfstine:I am Dr Volfstine and im barking mad Mwahahaha
Rimmer:I know what to get you for Chrismas...11 sheets of Rubber wallpaper and Do-it-youself labotmy kit...

RedDwarf...


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« Reply #62 on: 09-13-2001 12:48 »

RIMMER: What are you waiting for?  Gloop him.
LISTER: I can't.  He's not armed.
RIMMER: Lister, this isn't a Scout meeting.  We're not trying to win the
  Best- Behaved Troop flag.  Gloop him.
LISTER: What?  In the back?
RIMMER: Of course in the back.  It's only a pity he's awake.
LISTER: You mean you could happily kill him if he was asleep?
RIMMER: I could happily kill him if he was on the job.  Gloop him.

Red Dwarf IV - Justice
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« Reply #63 on: 09-14-2001 06:26 »

" knowlegde is power... who said that?"
"I don't know-"
"neither do I."
- Lister and rimmer
"Its my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard."- Rimmer
*the grim reaper approaches rimmer*
"bugger off! only the good die young!"
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« Reply #64 on: 09-14-2001 06:38 »

Zoidburg:Bender ya gotta spring me i wont survive hear...im to preety!!!

When Aliens Attack

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« Reply #65 on: 09-14-2001 10:57 »

(Note: I decided that not posting today helps no one.)

'Glorious night of my heart was fading. Soon, the horrible clown karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The horrible clown karate smooth and yummy like a round baby chick would beat the donkey."

I really hope I didn't mess that one up.

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« Reply #66 on: 09-14-2001 18:04 »

Dilbert:These People are not elves..there tiny enginers
Alice:Gross!!!!

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« Reply #67 on: 09-15-2001 01:20 »

"hey, at least you don't come from a family of wacky morning DJ's!"
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« Reply #68 on: 09-18-2001 10:59 »

we can live together as brothers or die together as fools - MLK
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« Reply #69 on: 09-18-2001 12:10 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2001 12:10 »

"We are the knights who say NI! And we are the keepers of the sacred lines NI, Peng and NEEVOM!"

Hope I spelled everything right...

Forgot one: "Hello. Can we have your liver?"
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« Reply #70 on: 09-18-2001 12:25 »

Edmund:  Yes, erm, I'm not so sure we're needed, you know, Baldrick...
    I mean, everything seems to be going very well, doesn't it?
    Everyone's fighting -- clearly having the time of their lives.
    Wait a moment; some of them over there aren't fighting!  They're...
    they're just lying down!
 
Baldrick:  They're dead, My Lord.

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« Reply #71 on: 09-18-2001 15:18 »

"And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing for you I've got two legs."

"I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
and when I move them they walk around
and when I lift them they climb the stairs
and when I shave them they ain't got hairs."

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« Reply #72 on: 09-18-2001 17:11 »

Ecky ecky ecky ecky ptang zwoop boing fwallawalla . . . ni!
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« Reply #73 on: 09-18-2001 17:33 »

Lewton:being a PI involves a lot of Trust...and the Trust in ANkh Morpork wouldent fill a cup..and im talking of a small cup at that..

Discworld Noir..PSX and PC....

Teral

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« Reply #74 on: 09-18-2001 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2001 17:36 »

Ah, yes Monty Python:

Bruce, Bruce and Bruce, with help from Bruce from the biology department:
Immanuel Kant was a real pisant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenheier and Schlegel
and Wietgenstein was beery swine
who was just as shlossed (?) as Heigel.
There's nothing Nietze
couldn't teach ya
about the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.


There's a second verse, which eludes me at the moment.

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #75 on: 09-18-2001 20:14 »

3-headed knight: "Hold! Who are thou?"
Minstrel: (Singing)"He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin..."
Sir Robin: "Shut up! Errmmm, n-n-nobody really, nobody. I-I-I was just passing trough."
3-headed knight: "What do you want?"
Minstrel: (Singing)"To fight and..."
Sir Robin: "SHUT UP!"

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« Reply #76 on: 09-18-2001 21:37 »

When danger reared its ungly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brae brav, brave Sir Robin . . .

And there was much rejoicing
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« Reply #77 on: 09-19-2001 07:06 »

ya di bockerty rum ti finoooo! ni ni nickety fidoooo!!!
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« Reply #78 on: 09-19-2001 16:31 »

2nd verse (to the best of my memory):

John Suart Mill of his own free will
was particularly ill
Plato the say could stick it away
half a crate of whiskey ev'ry day
Aristoteles, Aristoteles was a beggar for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore I am.
Yes Socrates himself
is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
but a bugger when he's pissed.



And from the same show: ALBATROS!

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« Reply #79 on: 09-19-2001 20:30 »

He is sneaking away, and buggering off, and packing it in, and chickening out...

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