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Bending Unit
« Reply #320 on: 05-03-2004 10:41 »

Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker! - Die Hard
And just like that, he was gone. - The Usual Suspects
I pay it gladly. - Equilibrium
No, for me. - Goldeneye

Hmm, I think I like ending quotes a lot.

Urban Legend
« Reply #321 on: 05-04-2004 02:13 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2004 02:13 »

"I'll Be Back" (Terminator)
"Say Hello to my little friend" (Scarface)
"King Kong ain't got shit on me" (Training Day)
"Let me make you an offer you can't refuse" (Godfather)

"No, Mr. Bond I Expect you to die." (Goldfinger)

"The Name's Bond, James Bond."

"Martini Shaken not Stirred."

and many more.

Mr. Potter

« Reply #322 on: 05-04-2004 12:46 »

"Let's shag ass"-The Royal Tenenbaums

« Reply #323 on: 05-04-2004 12:55 »

"You scared motherfucker? You should be, 'cos this green beret is gonna kick yo' big ass!"

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm VERY hungry!"


"I love listening to your pissant soldiers, they make me laugh, if John was here; he'd laugh too."

Need I say what film this is from? (its an ultra classic I'll have you know)

Liquid Emperor
« Reply #324 on: 05-04-2004 13:39 »

'A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.' - Robin Hood: Men in Tights, I don't know why but that little quote I never forget. There are plenty of others from Mel Brooks's films I like but I can't be bothered to list them.  <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/tongue.gif">

'I am, and don't call me Shirley' - Airplane

'What's that fish? (points at a swordfish)
'It's a member of the herring family'
'Isn't it amazing how they fit them into those small jars?'
'They shrink when they're marinated, Champagne?'

From Some Like it Hot


« Reply #325 on: 05-04-2004 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2004 14:09 »

From Igby Goes Down..

Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia.
Oliver: Economics.
Igby: Semantics.

Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
Oliver: You beat up her corpse.
Igby: I know, but after that.

[to the priest]
Igby: If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big fucking sacrifice?

Sookie: You know what I think when I'm this close to another body? I think one day at one moment... this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... stop living. Just... stop. One day you'll happen upon my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment when we were so close.
Igby: You're a real fuckin' upper.

Igby: [on Ollie] He was ten-speeding a gazillion miles per hour through Central Park. You know, racing with all the other young Turks. When, all of a sudden he caught a glimpse of himself in the handlebar mirror and became so... aroused by it that he burst his Speedo shorts which then got caught in the gears and threw him right on his face. Splatter.

[Igby returns from military school]
Igby: Turtle. He was my best buddy. Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. We all learned a valuable lesson about weapon maintenance that day.
Mimi: Why didn't the school inform me?
Igby: It wasn't the school's fault. They were great about it, paid for the dry cleaning and everything. Not because they had to, but because it was the right thing to do.

And a couple from Anne Frank

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

We're much too young to deal with these problems, but they keep thrusting themselves on us, until, finally, we're forced to think up a solution, though most of the time our solutions crumble when faced with the facts. It's difficult in times like these: ideals, dreams, and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality. It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals; they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart. And yet, when I look up into the sky, I somehow feel that everything will change for the better, that this cruelty too shall end, that peace and tranquility will return once more. In the meantime, I must hold on to my ideals. Perhaps the day will come when I'll be able to realize them.

« Reply #326 on: 03-02-2014 04:09 »

"Life always offers you a second chance, it's called tomorrow."

Urban Legend
« Reply #327 on: 01-09-2015 16:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-11-2015 05:53 »

From Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring:

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel


« Reply #328 on: 01-10-2015 23:03 »

“The physical appearance of the ‘Please’ makes no difference.” - Gru, Despicable Me.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #329 on: 01-14-2015 14:21 »

In deference to the return of Community, my favourite quote:

If any of you offer me pity, or charity... you will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note... - Jeff Winger (Community)
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