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« Reply #240 on: 10-23-2001 16:20 »

Oooh, I can make up for it:

Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

That one cracks me up 'coz of what happens to him, the silly git!
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« Reply #241 on: 10-24-2001 03:32 »
« Last Edit on: 10-24-2001 03:32 by Nixorbo »

Ben:If you strike me down i will become stronger

King:Well ill be dammned
Death:POSSIBLY SIR...

Bubblegum:Curly joe laugh mockingliy at him
Cury Joe:ah ha ah ahahah hahahahahha...
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« Reply #242 on: 10-24-2001 15:26 »

"We need guns, lots of guns"
Neo, The Matrix

An average day in the US postal service.
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« Reply #243 on: 10-24-2001 17:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-24-2001 17:13 »

007:"Vodka-martini, shaken, not stirred"

M: "What on earth is he doing?"
Q: "I think he is trying re-entry, Sir."

Q: "Oh, grow up, 007!"

"Beam me up, Scotty"
(Ooops, that's not a quote, sorry about that.   wink )

Edit:..........7


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« Reply #244 on: 10-24-2001 17:13 »

"My god your greasy!!!"
---Homer to the Sqeeky voiced Teen

"He talking to himself?he must off gone mad with fear!!!"
---Cell

"Kagato...you have taken the person i have truley Loved..YOU WILL PAY!!"
----Ryoko

"Hey Sexy Mama want to destroy all humans?"
---Bender in "I roommate"

"Bite me"
---Crow

"Gutentag..ciggaretten?"
---Mike

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« Reply #245 on: 10-24-2001 20:33 »

Spock: "Fascinating."

Jean-Luc Picard: "Make it so!"

Garak: "I'm going to miss our lunches together."
Bashir: "Oh, I'm sure we'll see each other again."
Garak: "I'd like to think so, but one can never say. We live in Uncertain Times."

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #246 on: 10-24-2001 22:07 »

Bashir: So, how much of what you told me is the truth?
Garak: Dear doctor, it's all the truth.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: ESPECIALLY the lies.

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« Reply #247 on: 10-24-2001 23:37 »

"If Morn leaves, it's all over"
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« Reply #248 on: 10-25-2001 04:19 »

"The Thread just shriveled up and died"
---Nurdbot
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« Reply #249 on: 10-25-2001 06:19 »

I do believe the topic name is The Great Quote Thread.


"...if war were declared"
"What was that??"
"War were declared"
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« Reply #250 on: 10-25-2001 07:46 »

      6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

      13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money

      16 A deal is a deal
      (...until a better one comes along.)

      17 A contract is a contract is a contract. But only between Ferengi

      19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed

      31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
      (...insult something he cares about instead.)

      76 Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

      111 Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them

      192 Never cheat a Klingon...unless you're sure you can get away with it.

    Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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    « Reply #251 on: 10-25-2001 09:44 »

    FRA #1 : Once you have their money, you don't give it back!
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    « Reply #252 on: 10-25-2001 10:08 »

    Ooh, I like a woman in uniform

    -Quark
    rach_the_tall

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    « Reply #253 on: 10-25-2001 10:15 »

    Hungarian:'I will not purchase this record, it is scratched.'
    store clerk: ' I'm sorry?'
    H:'I will not purchase this record, it is scratched.'
    S: I'm sorry, this is a tobbaconists.
    H:'I will not purchase this tobbaconists, it is scratched.'
    S: I'm sorry, I'm afraid you'll have to explain.
    H: My hovercraft is full of eels.
    S: ( confused face)
    H: my hovercraft ( makes cigarette puffing gesture) is full of eels ( makes lighing cigarette gesture)
    S: Matches?
    H: yes!
    S: here, I think you're using this wrong (turns phrasebook right way up)
    H: thankyou you great poof.
    Teral

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    « Reply #254 on: 10-25-2001 10:24 »
    « Last Edit on: 10-25-2001 10:24 »

    Bashir: "And what lesson do you derives from The Boy Who Cried Wolf?"
    Garak: "Never tell the same lie twice!"

    Garak: "The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."

    Bashir: "If youre not a spy, maybe youre an outcast?"
    Garak: "Or maybe I'm an outcast spy."
    Bashir: "How can you be both?"
    Garak: "Doctor, I never said I was either."

    Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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    « Reply #255 on: 10-26-2001 04:01 »

    IT SPEAKS!!WHAT DOES IT SAY???
    ----Death:Mort
    Teral

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    « Reply #256 on: 10-26-2001 10:22 »

    Garak: "I knew Jadzia: she was vital, Alive, she owned herself. And you, you don't even know who you are. How Dare you presume to help me. You can't even help yourself. Now get out of here, before i say something unkind."

    Garak: "To think, after all this time, all our lunches together, you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet Doctor."

    Eddington: "Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you, and yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the badlands, and our supportes are harrased and ridiculed. WHY? Becasue we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves Paradise--everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join; you're only sending them replicators because one day, they can take their rightful place on the Federtion Council. You know, in some ways, you're worse than the Borg. At least thy tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious; you assimilate people, and they don't even know it."

    Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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    « Reply #257 on: 10-26-2001 13:18 »

    I really wish I could watch DS9 again . . .
    Kryten

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    « Reply #258 on: 10-26-2001 13:32 »

     
    Quote
    Originally posted by Nixorbo:
    I really wish I could watch DS9 again . . .

    I think TNN has the rights, but I don't think they're running it until 2003.

    The run it late nights on Saturday on Ch. 11. They showed "Inquisition" last week.

    totalnerduk

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    « Reply #259 on: 10-26-2001 15:51 »

     
    Quote
    Originally posted by Tweek:
    Wait! Wait! I think I can explain this whole thing! Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar! They don't want this Marklar or any of these Marklars to live here, because it's bad for their Marklar! They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar! If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars! They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar! These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar! Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars, or Marklars!

    ....South Park (Starvin' Marvin in Space)

    Shouldn't that be MARPLAR?

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    « Reply #260 on: 10-26-2001 15:56 »

    Nope it is Marklar, at least that is how I hear it and all the SP sites I know say Marklar too.
    totalnerduk

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    « Reply #261 on: 10-26-2001 16:01 »

     
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    Originally posted by Nixorbo:
      76 Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
    Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

    I have one to add to the FRoA:

    Do not steal from a Ferengi, chances are that if you got something of his he made off with your wife, all your worldly goods, and most of your dignity.

    That's mine, and I based it on the ones you posted.

    Spike: Hey, I wasn't going to let him kill you, I want to do that one day.
    BtVS

    Do you see a sign outside my house that says dead [person] storage?

    You're thinking... ...is that bad man going to stick that rocket up my arse?
    Swordfish[/list]

    rach_the_tall

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    « Reply #262 on: 10-27-2001 00:12 »

    'shock me, shock me, shock me, with your deviant behaviour!'
    Teral

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    « Reply #263 on: 10-27-2001 00:30 »

    Sloan: "I'll spare you the the-ends-justify-the-means-speech if you spare me the we-must-do-what's-right-speech."

    Bashir: (about a place to eat) "There's always Quarks."
    Garak: "True, but I'm not in the mood for noisy, crowed and vulgar."

    O'Brien: "When we were growing up, they used to tell us Humanity had evolved-that mankind had outgrown hate and rage. But when it came down to it-when I had the chance to show that no matter what anyone did to me, I was still and evolved human being--I failed. I repaid Kindness with blood. I was no better than an animal."

    Garak: "You've come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You've become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you."
    Bashir: "I had a good teacher."

    And let me finish with this little gem I found on another board (Thanks to ScottN at Nitcentral.com):

    "Past Tense, Part I"
    Bashir: (to Sisko) "It makes you wonder... doesn't it? Are humans really any different than Cardassians... or Romulans?... If push comes to shove... If something disastrous happens to the Federation... If we are frightened enough... or desperate enough... How would we react? Would we stay true to our ideals, or would we just stay here, right back where we started?"

    Sisko replies with some platitude. Fast forward to season 6...

    "In the Pale Moonlight"
    Sisko: "So, I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I'm an accessory to murder. And the most damining thing of all is: I think I can live with it. And if I had it to do over again, I would."


    Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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    « Reply #264 on: 10-27-2001 11:28 »
    « Last Edit on: 10-27-2001 11:28 »

    STELLAHHHH
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    « Reply #265 on: 10-27-2001 11:31 »

    SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES!!!!! SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES!!!!!
    I would NEVER let you be my latex salesman.
    Teral

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    « Reply #266 on: 10-27-2001 18:25 »

    Okay last bunch, then I'll stop with the DS9 quotes. Well, at least for today.  wink

    Worf: "Then why all the deception?"
    Garak: "Because lying a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly."
    Worf: "Practice on someone else."
    Garak: "Mr. Worf, You're no fun at all."

    Bashir: You used to be my father. Now you're my architect: the man who designed a better son to replace the defective one he was given. 

    Eddington: "We had the Cardassians on the run."
    Sisko: "And look where they ran. Right into the arms of the Dominion."

    Dukat: "Perhaps the biggest disapointment of my life is that the bajoran people still refuse to appreciate how lucky they were to have me as their liberator. I protected them in so many ways-cared for them as if they were my own children. But to this day, is there a single statue of me on Bajor."
    Weyoun: "I would guess not."
    Dukat: "And you would be right." [grin]

    Weyoun: "You're right Dukat, you have changed. You've gone from being a self-important egotist, to a self-deluded madman. I'd hardly call that improvement."

    Bashir: "What are you eating?"
    O'Brien: "I'm not eating, I'm chewing."
    Bashir: "Chewing what?"
    O'Brien: "Gum. I'ts Traditional. I had the replicator create me some."
    Bashir: "They just chewed it?"
    O'Brien: "No, they infused the gum with flavor."
    Bashir: "What did you infuse it with?"
    O'Brien: "Scotch."

    Ezri: "How many times have you had to cover up the crimes of Klingon leaders because you were told it was 'for the good of the empire.' I know tis sounds harsh, but the truth is, you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example. Worf--you are the most honorable and decent man that I've ever met, and if you're willing to tolerate men like Gowron, then what hope is there for the Empire?"


    Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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    « Reply #267 on: 10-28-2001 10:40 »

    Elaine: You promise me you never wear face painting again?
    Puddy: Yes. I'll just go home and fix something. Then we make out.
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    « Reply #268 on: 10-28-2001 15:11 »

    Why do they call it Ovaltine? It's not oval...they should call it Roundtine!
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    « Reply #269 on: 10-29-2001 03:24 »

    "My Names Bond...James Bond"

    Teral

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    « Reply #270 on: 10-29-2001 10:28 »

    Garak: "I must say, doctor, this is more than I ever wanted to now about your fantasy life." (Our Man Bashir)
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    « Reply #271 on: 10-29-2001 12:34 »

    "You told him about the statue?"
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    « Reply #272 on: 10-29-2001 15:17 »

    Rincewind:What do a bunch of Undead actvists keep in there closet? actuly i think its best not to know"
    ---Discworld 2
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    « Reply #273 on: 10-29-2001 18:40 »

    [Hive-voice]We are the Borg, lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.[/Hive-voice]
    Teral

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    « Reply #274 on: 10-29-2001 20:03 »

    Adm. Ross: "Inter arma enim silent leges!"
    (In times of war the laws fall silent - Cicero)

    Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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    « Reply #275 on: 10-30-2001 06:31 »

    "Now, prepare to marvel at the mysteries of the universe as I make this remainder diappear."
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    « Reply #276 on: 11-02-2001 20:20 »

    Care for a roll in ze hay?
    Roll in ze hay, roll in ze hay!
    Teral

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    « Reply #277 on: 11-02-2001 21:14 »

    My god, it's full of stars!!!
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    « Reply #278 on: 11-03-2001 06:53 »

    'Just one more thing before the disco. Holly tells me he's sensed a non-human life form on board.'
    'It's Rimmer'
    'We don't know what it is -- so be careful.'
    'I'm turning you in, Rimmer.'
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    « Reply #279 on: 11-03-2001 11:01 »

    Smelly cat
    Smel-ly cat
    What are they fe-eding you
    Smelly cat
    Smel-ly cat
    It's not your fa-a-ault!
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