|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
|
« Reply #243 on: 10-24-2001 17:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-24-2001 17:13 »
|
|
007:"Vodka-martini, shaken, not stirred" M: "What on earth is he doing?" Q: "I think he is trying re-entry, Sir." Q: "Oh, grow up, 007!" "Beam me up, Scotty" (Ooops, that's not a quote, sorry about that. )Edit:..........7 ------------------ People are plagued by their perception of things, not by the things themself.
|
|
|
|
|
Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"My god your greasy!!!" ---Homer to the Sqeeky voiced Teen
"He talking to himself?he must off gone mad with fear!!!" ---Cell
"Kagato...you have taken the person i have truley Loved..YOU WILL PAY!!" ----Ryoko
"Hey Sexy Mama want to destroy all humans?" ---Bender in "I roommate"
"Bite me" ---Crow
"Gutentag..ciggaretten?" ---Mike
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Spock: "Fascinating."
Jean-Luc Picard: "Make it so!"
Garak: "I'm going to miss our lunches together." Bashir: "Oh, I'm sure we'll see each other again." Garak: "I'd like to think so, but one can never say. We live in Uncertain Times."
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"If Morn leaves, it's all over"
|
|
|
|
|
Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"The Thread just shriveled up and died" ---Nurdbot
|
|
|
|
|
Ninaka
commandant cleavage
DOOP Secretary
|
|
I do believe the topic name is The Great Quote Thread.
"...if war were declared" "What was that??" "War were declared"
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
16 A deal is a deal (...until a better one comes along.)
17 A contract is a contract is a contract. But only between Ferengi
19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed
31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother (...insult something he cares about instead.)
76 Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
111 Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them
192 Never cheat a Klingon...unless you're sure you can get away with it.
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
FRA #1 : Once you have their money, you don't give it back!
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Ooh, I like a woman in uniform
-Quark
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
|
|
IT SPEAKS!!WHAT DOES IT SAY??? ----Death:Mort
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Garak: "I knew Jadzia: she was vital, Alive, she owned herself. And you, you don't even know who you are. How Dare you presume to help me. You can't even help yourself. Now get out of here, before i say something unkind."
Garak: "To think, after all this time, all our lunches together, you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet Doctor."
Eddington: "Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you, and yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the badlands, and our supportes are harrased and ridiculed. WHY? Becasue we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves Paradise--everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join; you're only sending them replicators because one day, they can take their rightful place on the Federtion Council. You know, in some ways, you're worse than the Borg. At least thy tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious; you assimilate people, and they don't even know it."
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
I really wish I could watch DS9 again . . .
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Nope it is Marklar, at least that is how I hear it and all the SP sites I know say Marklar too.
|
|
|
|
|
transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
|
|
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
76 Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition I have one to add to the FRoA: Do not steal from a Ferengi, chances are that if you got something of his he made off with your wife, all your worldly goods, and most of your dignity. That's mine, and I based it on the ones you posted. Spike: Hey, I wasn't going to let him kill you, I want to do that one day. BtVS Do you see a sign outside my house that says dead [person] storage? You're thinking... ...is that bad man going to stick that rocket up my arse? Swordfish[/list]
|
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Sloan: "I'll spare you the the-ends-justify-the-means-speech if you spare me the we-must-do-what's-right-speech."
Bashir: (about a place to eat) "There's always Quarks." Garak: "True, but I'm not in the mood for noisy, crowed and vulgar."
O'Brien: "When we were growing up, they used to tell us Humanity had evolved-that mankind had outgrown hate and rage. But when it came down to it-when I had the chance to show that no matter what anyone did to me, I was still and evolved human being--I failed. I repaid Kindness with blood. I was no better than an animal."
Garak: "You've come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You've become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you." Bashir: "I had a good teacher."
And let me finish with this little gem I found on another board (Thanks to ScottN at Nitcentral.com):
"Past Tense, Part I" Bashir: (to Sisko) "It makes you wonder... doesn't it? Are humans really any different than Cardassians... or Romulans?... If push comes to shove... If something disastrous happens to the Federation... If we are frightened enough... or desperate enough... How would we react? Would we stay true to our ideals, or would we just stay here, right back where we started?"
Sisko replies with some platitude. Fast forward to season 6...
"In the Pale Moonlight" Sisko: "So, I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I'm an accessory to murder. And the most damining thing of all is: I think I can live with it. And if I had it to do over again, I would."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Okay last bunch, then I'll stop with the DS9 quotes. Well, at least for today. Worf: "Then why all the deception?" Garak: "Because lying a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly." Worf: "Practice on someone else." Garak: "Mr. Worf, You're no fun at all." Bashir: You used to be my father. Now you're my architect: the man who designed a better son to replace the defective one he was given. Eddington: "We had the Cardassians on the run." Sisko: "And look where they ran. Right into the arms of the Dominion." Dukat: "Perhaps the biggest disapointment of my life is that the bajoran people still refuse to appreciate how lucky they were to have me as their liberator. I protected them in so many ways-cared for them as if they were my own children. But to this day, is there a single statue of me on Bajor." Weyoun: "I would guess not." Dukat: "And you would be right." [grin] Weyoun: "You're right Dukat, you have changed. You've gone from being a self-important egotist, to a self-deluded madman. I'd hardly call that improvement." Bashir: "What are you eating?" O'Brien: "I'm not eating, I'm chewing." Bashir: "Chewing what?" O'Brien: "Gum. I'ts Traditional. I had the replicator create me some." Bashir: "They just chewed it?" O'Brien: "No, they infused the gum with flavor." Bashir: "What did you infuse it with?" O'Brien: "Scotch." Ezri: "How many times have you had to cover up the crimes of Klingon leaders because you were told it was 'for the good of the empire.' I know tis sounds harsh, but the truth is, you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example. Worf--you are the most honorable and decent man that I've ever met, and if you're willing to tolerate men like Gowron, then what hope is there for the Empire?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"My Names Bond...James Bond"
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Garak: "I must say, doctor, this is more than I ever wanted to now about your fantasy life." (Our Man Bashir)
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"You told him about the statue?"
|
|
|
|
|
Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Rincewind:What do a bunch of Undead actvists keep in there closet? actuly i think its best not to know" ---Discworld 2
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
[Hive-voice]We are the Borg, lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.[/Hive-voice]
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Adm. Ross: "Inter arma enim silent leges!" (In times of war the laws fall silent - Cicero)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Care for a roll in ze hay? Roll in ze hay, roll in ze hay!
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
My god, it's full of stars!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|