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Teral

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« Reply #160 on: 10-12-2001 20:37 »
« Last Edit on: 10-14-2001 00:00 »

Yoghurt: "Moichandising, moichandising, where the real money of the mowie is to be made."

President Skroob: "Tell them to comb the desert, COMB THE DESERT!!!"

Space Commandrette Zircon: "Should I have Snotty beam you down , Sir?"
President Skroob: "I don't know about this beaming stuff. Is it safe?"

Space Commandrette Zircon: "Oh yes, Sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderfull."

Yoghurt: "With any luck we'll all meet in "Spaceballs II: The Search For Moore Money"!!"

Edit: Heyyyyy, look at that.
Teral, does the oh-so-akward top-of-the-page-dance he is capable of.


Edit: Thanks Nix, I couldn't find out how Youghurt pronounced it, so I just went with the correct spelling.
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« Reply #161 on: 10-12-2001 22:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
No more rhyming, I mean it!

Would anybody like a peanut?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #162 on: 10-12-2001 22:56 »

Food for worms, boys. We are food for worms. Carpe Diem.
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« Reply #163 on: 10-13-2001 04:42 »

But he's got a knife.

That's not a knife, this is a knife.
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« Reply #164 on: 10-13-2001 09:48 »

That Vizzini, he can fuss
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« Reply #165 on: 10-13-2001 12:22 »

That's not a knife. That's a spoon.

Oh, I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
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« Reply #166 on: 10-13-2001 12:32 »

This is an ex-parrot.
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« Reply #167 on: 10-13-2001 19:34 »

"My side! Your side!"

"They made me drink PISS!"

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« Reply #168 on: 10-13-2001 22:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
That Vizzini, he can fuss

C'mon, Kryten, I'd expect you at least to get this and continue it.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #169 on: 10-13-2001 23:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 C'mon, Kryten, I'd expect you at least to get this and continue it.


I would, but I forgot the next line...

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« Reply #170 on: 10-14-2001 01:15 »

He always seems to shout at us
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« Reply #171 on: 10-14-2001 03:48 »

i AM TaRGo AnD i WILl bE TaKEinG cARe oF THe PlaCe wHeN YOu ARe gOnE..

was that the same guy who took Frank to heaven???

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« Reply #172 on: 10-14-2001 05:19 »

Dinner's ready. Shall we have sex before or after we eat?

Sit on my face and tell me that
you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you
I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips
Embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then
I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both
sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
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« Reply #173 on: 10-14-2001 20:02 »

Go ahead, make my day!!!
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« Reply #174 on: 10-15-2001 03:55 »

The galaxy song ( as sung by Eric Idle on the meaning of life)
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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« Reply #175 on: 10-15-2001 04:40 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2001 04:40 »

Now for something completely different:

The Money Song

I've got ninety-thousand pounds in my pyjamas
I've got forty-thousand french francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely Lira
Now the Deutschmark is getting dearer
and my dollar bills would pay the Brooklyn Bridge
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money (money money money… )
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
Some people say it's folly
but I'd rather have the lolly
for it's accountancy which makes the world go round (round round round… )
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money (money money money… )
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
You can keep your marxist ways
for it's only just a phrase
for it's money which makes the world go round


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« Reply #176 on: 10-15-2001 19:18 »

Studio host: "Doug and Vince Piranha went into organised crime. They formed a gang which they called The Gang. In 1968 the launched a operation which they called The Operation. In this operation they threatened to beat up the victim if he paid them the socalled protection money. 3 months later the lunched another operation which was called The Other Operation. Here they told the victims that if they didn't pay they wouldn't be beaten. 2 months later they launched The Other Other Operation. Now they thretened to beat up the victims if they didn't pay the protection money. For the Piranha brothers this was THE turning point."

Pretty much typed from memory, so be nice.  big grin
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« Reply #177 on: 10-16-2001 02:26 »
« Last Edit on: 10-16-2001 02:26 »

*MST3K movie Theatre a large globe in space with "Universal International capton ontop on the globe*
Crow:This is the nicest Weather Earth has Ever had....

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« Reply #178 on: 10-16-2001 03:17 »

"If I said that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Drop off your clothes, I am no longer infected!"

And the unforgettable classic: "Um…my brain hurts."
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« Reply #179 on: 10-16-2001 05:35 »

"And at one time at band camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy"

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« Reply #180 on: 10-16-2001 08:09 »

"Look! There he is!" "What? Behind the rabbit?" "No…it IS the rabbit! He's got sharp teeth and claws!"
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« Reply #181 on: 10-16-2001 09:26 »
« Last Edit on: 10-16-2001 09:26 »

"Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

"Everybody wants to marry your wife or your husband, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather."

"A man is always as young as the woman he feels."

"Service! A bigger room please!"

"Time wounds all heels."

All quotes by great old Groucho.
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« Reply #182 on: 10-16-2001 09:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
"Look! There he is!" "What? Behind the rabbit?" "No…it IS the rabbit! He's got sharp teeth and claws!"


That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on!  He can leap about, and . . .

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #183 on: 10-16-2001 09:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
*MST3K movie Theatre a large globe in space with "Universal International capton ontop on the globe*
Crow:This is the nicest Weather Earth has Ever had....


Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?

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« Reply #184 on: 10-16-2001 10:07 »

Arthur, King of the Britons: "Right! Chaaaarge!!!!!"
(chaotic battle ensues)
Arthur, King of the Britons: "Run awaaaay!!"
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« Reply #185 on: 10-16-2001 10:19 »

"I'm not a witch!"

Eh Slavon  wink
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« Reply #186 on: 10-16-2001 18:32 »

French Guard: "I blow my nose at you socalled Arthur King, you and all your silly english kk-nnnnnnnigehts."
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« Reply #187 on: 10-16-2001 18:50 »

You stay 'ere, and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
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« Reply #188 on: 10-16-2001 18:58 »

God: "Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't gruble, if it's one thing I can't stand is people grubling!"
Arthur, King of the Britons: "Sorry."
God: "And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone, it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy. What are you doing now?!"
Arthur, King of the Britons: "I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord."
God: "Well don't. It's like those miserable psalms. They're sooo depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!"
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« Reply #189 on: 10-16-2001 21:08 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on!  He can leap about, and . . .

I'm sorry, but I can't let this one go.
Rabbits, hares and pikas are not rodents, they're lagomorphs. I'm not an expert, but I know this has something to do with the teeth. If I remember correctly, their teeth are more like cow or horse teeth than those of a rodent, which you can see if you watch a rabbit chewing compared with a rat chewing. A rat chews more up and down, and a rabbit has this circular jaw movement, like a cow chewing.

"Tell them there'll be punch and pah!"

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« Reply #190 on: 10-16-2001 21:39 »

"I'M INVINCIBLE!"
"You're a LOONY."

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« Reply #191 on: 10-16-2001 22:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on!  He can leap about, and . . .

I'm sorry, but I can't let this one go.
Rabbits, hares and pikas are not rodents, they're lagomorphs. I'm not an expert, but I know this has something to do with the teeth. If I remember correctly, their teeth are more like cow or horse teeth than those of a rodent, which you can see if you watch a rabbit chewing compared with a rat chewing. A rat chews more up and down, and a rabbit has this circular jaw movement, like a cow chewing.

Maybe you should watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Perhaps then you'd get a few jokes.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #192 on: 10-16-2001 22:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"I'M INVINCIBLE!"
"You're a LOONY."


THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
::Arthur cuts off the last leg::
All right, lets call it a draw.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #193 on: 10-17-2001 10:40 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Maybe you should watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Perhaps then you'd get a few jokes.


One of the few movies it ought to be mandatory to watch!

Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "We have the Holy Handgranate"
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« Reply #194 on: 10-17-2001 11:39 »

1...2...5!
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« Reply #195 on: 10-17-2001 12:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
1...2...5!

Three, sir!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #196 on: 10-17-2001 13:29 »

I'm sorry, I remembered just before I fell   asleep last night that Nixorbo's thing was actually a quote from the evil rabbit scene of Holy Grail. I just didn't remember that tiny bit of dialogue last night. Forgive me, I was tired.
  tongue

That oughta learn 'im to bust my termater.
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« Reply #197 on: 10-17-2001 13:44 »

You're a loony.   wink
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« Reply #198 on: 10-17-2001 14:05 »

"And they did feast on the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and..."

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« Reply #199 on: 10-17-2001 14:07 »

"NI!"
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