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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper: No more rhyming, I mean it! Would anybody like a peanut?
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Food for worms, boys. We are food for worms. Carpe Diem.
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Tweek
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But he's got a knife.
That's not a knife, this is a knife.
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Nixorbo
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That Vizzini, he can fuss
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: That Vizzini, he can fuss C'mon, Kryten, I'd expect you at least to get this and continue it.
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Nixorbo
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He always seems to shout at us
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Nurdbot
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i AM TaRGo AnD i WILl bE TaKEinG cARe oF THe PlaCe wHeN YOu ARe gOnE..
was that the same guy who took Frank to heaven???
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Go ahead, make my day!!!
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rach_the_tall
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The galaxy song ( as sung by Eric Idle on the meaning of life) Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour, Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars. It's a hundred thousand light years side to side. It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick, But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide. We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point. We go 'round every two hundred million years, And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Studio host: "Doug and Vince Piranha went into organised crime. They formed a gang which they called The Gang. In 1968 the launched a operation which they called The Operation. In this operation they threatened to beat up the victim if he paid them the socalled protection money. 3 months later the lunched another operation which was called The Other Operation. Here they told the victims that if they didn't pay they wouldn't be beaten. 2 months later they launched The Other Other Operation. Now they thretened to beat up the victims if they didn't pay the protection money. For the Piranha brothers this was THE turning point." Pretty much typed from memory, so be nice.
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Juliet
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"And at one time at band camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy"
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker: "Look! There he is!" "What? Behind the rabbit?" "No…it IS the rabbit! He's got sharp teeth and claws!"
That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on! He can leap about, and . . .
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Arthur, King of the Britons: "Right! Chaaaarge!!!!!" (chaotic battle ensues) Arthur, King of the Britons: "Run awaaaay!!"
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Helpy McHelphelp
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French Guard: "I blow my nose at you socalled Arthur King, you and all your silly english kk-nnnnnnnigehts."
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Nixorbo
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You stay 'ere, and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
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Helpy McHelphelp
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God: "Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't gruble, if it's one thing I can't stand is people grubling!" Arthur, King of the Britons: "Sorry." God: "And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone, it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy. What are you doing now?!" Arthur, King of the Britons: "I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord." God: "Well don't. It's like those miserable psalms. They're sooo depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!"
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LilyRose
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on! He can leap about, and . . .
I'm sorry, but I can't let this one go. Rabbits, hares and pikas are not rodents, they're lagomorphs. I'm not an expert, but I know this has something to do with the teeth. If I remember correctly, their teeth are more like cow or horse teeth than those of a rodent, which you can see if you watch a rabbit chewing compared with a rat chewing. A rat chews more up and down, and a rabbit has this circular jaw movement, like a cow chewing. "Tell them there'll be punch and pah!"
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by LilyRose: Originally posted by Nixorbo: That's the most foul, cruel, ill tempered rodent you ever layed eyes on! He can leap about, and . . .
I'm sorry, but I can't let this one go. Rabbits, hares and pikas are not rodents, they're lagomorphs. I'm not an expert, but I know this has something to do with the teeth. If I remember correctly, their teeth are more like cow or horse teeth than those of a rodent, which you can see if you watch a rabbit chewing compared with a rat chewing. A rat chews more up and down, and a rabbit has this circular jaw movement, like a cow chewing.
Maybe you should watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perhaps then you'd get a few jokes.
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Kryten: "I'M INVINCIBLE!" "You're a LOONY."
THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! ::Arthur cuts off the last leg:: All right, lets call it a draw.
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: Maybe you should watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perhaps then you'd get a few jokes.
One of the few movies it ought to be mandatory to watch! Sir Lancelot, the Brave: "We have the Holy Handgranate"
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker: 1...2...5! Three, sir!
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