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darthgy

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« Reply #120 on: 09-28-2001 02:04 »
« Last Edit on: 09-28-2001 02:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Shouldn't that be "most impressive?"

to be honest i'm not sure if it was most or very impressive. it was impressive anyway.


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This is awesome! Are we going to fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?
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« Reply #121 on: 09-28-2001 03:44 »

LUKE: Boy, it's lucky you had these compartments.

HAN: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.

BEN: Leave that to me!

HAN: Damn fool. I knew that you were going to say that!

BEN: Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?

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« Reply #122 on: 09-28-2001 13:19 »

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.......Did I say that out loud?

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« Reply #123 on: 09-28-2001 13:27 »

If you smellllllllll la la la la la la, What The Rock...........is cooking  smile  love

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« Reply #124 on: 09-28-2001 14:39 »

Can you dig it sucka!!!!!

Booker T - WWF

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« Reply #125 on: 09-28-2001 14:53 »

"I don't drink water - fish fuck in there"

W. C. Fields
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« Reply #126 on: 09-28-2001 15:10 »

Ryoga:WERE ON EARTH AM I NOW!!!!!

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« Reply #127 on: 09-28-2001 15:16 »

"What's a tragedy? You cut your finger. What's a comedy? You fall into an open cesspit and die."

Mel Brooks
Holly J. Fry

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« Reply #128 on: 09-28-2001 16:31 »

Send Mrs Upjohn some roses and have the florist write "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.Groucho Marx

It may be normal, darling, I'd rather be natural. Holly Golightly, Breakfast at Tiffany's

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man insists on adapting the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. Salvadore Dali
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« Reply #129 on: 09-28-2001 16:45 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I'm guessing Princess Vespa's quote, seeing as she was from Spaceballs.

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!!

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #130 on: 09-28-2001 22:15 »

"This belongs in a museum!"
"So do you!"

"We are here to see the tapestries!"

And the best:

"No ticket."
Teral

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« Reply #131 on: 09-30-2001 19:22 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2001 19:22 »

Sir Humphrey: "The Russians could develop a defence system that would destroy Polaris, any day now."
Jim Hacker: "What, destroy all of them?"
Sir Humphrey: "Well not them all but as much as 95 %."
Jim Hacker: "That would still leave, what, 10 warheads. Enough to destroy Moscow, Leningrad, Minsk?"
Sir Humphrey: "Yes, but that's about all!! With Trident we could obliterate the whole of Eastern Europe!"

Jim Hacker: "We should always fight for the weak against the strong."
Sir Humphrey: "Well, why don't we send troops to Afghanistan to fight the Russians?"
Jim Hacker: "The Russians are too strong."

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #132 on: 09-30-2001 19:58 »

"Wrestling is the opiate of the white trash"

"NASCAR is the opiate of the red neck"

-Me
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« Reply #133 on: 10-05-2001 12:46 »

This is not a quote but its one of my fav tenchi Songs..

Washu:#did you know that i am a Pioneer
im out on a secret Mission i travel the Galaxy and far beyond
cant you see i am a Pioneer?
Unlocking the greatest Mysterys
my key is my fearless hart
so pure and strong
people laugh when your a Pioneer
not walking straight of narrow
they tell you the things they are
they swere your wrong
you cant be a hero
hiding
underneath your bed
You gotta live your life
you create inside your head
so i opended a window
caught the wind one night
Now i sail with birds in their flight
if youre tired of everything come hithc a ride with me
you will cry out with joy
when you realise your free
its a trip live no other
for hart and mind
leaveing all but the Future far behind
some will say youre safer here
never mind them -be a Pioneers!
hand in hand
unlocking the greatest Mysterys
dont listen to anyone
who says were wrong
They cant stop you when your a pioneer
For Truth is your greatset Weapon
out there in the cosmos
where we both belong
a place for Pioneers
Like you And me
Through the ages we wil become Pioneers
well go on secret Missions
we will travel the galaxy far and Beyond
its are Desteny to become Pioneers
we will allways be moveing forward
our courage is what we will be counting on
we will be Pioneers forever more.

I love that song.go to http://www.hal-pc.org/~lindler     



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« Reply #134 on: 10-05-2001 13:02 »

Ok here another one thtas Shows a side of Ryoko all us lads love.

Ryoko Kariokie song
#Maybe there right,but tonights the night
to give your winning charm
most people thing Im a loon tonight but im such a Beauty oh yeah!
but honey tonight
you know i might
because your such a Cutie
Dont worry about catching your train
ive got a Hotel room i want to explain
tonights the night im gonna have you
come on baby,Lets get it on
dont you know its chrismas time?
Come on baby,be my present all night long
come on baby, the Liquer store is open on
Come on baby,Open like my hart#

There you go...



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« Reply #135 on: 10-05-2001 13:27 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2001 13:27 »

No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee...

For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!

Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan


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« Reply #136 on: 10-06-2001 00:49 »

"Bad dates."

-Raiders of the Lost Ark
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« Reply #137 on: 10-06-2001 00:52 »

Indiana was the dog's name
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« Reply #138 on: 10-06-2001 03:55 »

take the pain frank

Dr Forrester MST3k
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« Reply #139 on: 10-06-2001 11:09 »

Let it go, Indiana
Teral

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« Reply #140 on: 10-06-2001 15:44 »

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes ?
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« Reply #141 on: 10-06-2001 17:33 »

I hate snakes!
Teral

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« Reply #142 on: 10-06-2001 17:42 »

Young Indy: "It's just a snake."
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« Reply #143 on: 10-07-2001 08:41 »

King:??? destro theise bad creatures!!
Nappa:were bad
Vegeta:Maby a little....

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« Reply #144 on: 10-07-2001 11:08 »

Surrender!
What, you wish to surrender to me?  Very well I accept.

Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, that should be post 2500!  Celebrate the nice round number with me!
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« Reply #145 on: 10-07-2001 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2001 11:21 »

2500 posts, that is definitely something worth celebrating, well done Nix  big grin

Teral

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« Reply #146 on: 10-07-2001 17:22 »

Human rinds and slurm for everybody

I'm paying. Congrats Nix.   smile
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« Reply #147 on: 10-07-2001 17:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
King:??? destro theise bad creatures!!
Nappa:were bad
Vegeta:Maby a little....


Snuh?

(In other words: that made no sense. It's called coherence. Use it.)

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« Reply #148 on: 10-07-2001 17:46 »

Abraham Lincoln: "Theese two great gentlemen is dedicated to a princip which was true in my time as it is today: Be excellent to eachother, and.....PARTY ON DUDES!!!"

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #149 on: 10-07-2001 20:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Abraham Lincoln: "Theese two great gentlemen is dedicated to a princip which was true in my time as it is today: Be excellent to eachother, and.....PARTY ON DUDES!!!"


Haha Bill and Ted, cool  smile


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« Reply #150 on: 10-08-2001 09:40 »

Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women

Thunderball

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« Reply #151 on: 10-09-2001 20:35 »

Captain Raimius: "Ryan, be carefull. Most things downhere (In the missile-room) doesn't react too well to bullets."
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« Reply #152 on: 10-10-2001 12:12 »

Tom:Give me a S!!!
Mike and Crow:um no..
Tom:Give me a A
Mike:nah...
Tom:Give me a T?
Crow and Mike:....
Tom:Oh come on Give me something!!!
Crow:well we could give you an M a R an small X and an L....
Tom:what does that spell? MRxL MRxL!!! this Satalites got Sprit MRxL MRxL
Mike:we will be right back....
Tom:MRxL etc

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« Reply #153 on: 10-10-2001 16:18 »

Let me just clean that up a bit...

 
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Tom:  [In full chearleader outfit]  "Are you ready for some spi-rit?  Alright alright alright, dont chyou wanna hear it, the Satellite of Love has got , OODLES of spirit!"

Crow:  "Okay.."

Tom:  "Give me an 'S'!"

Mike:  "No."

Tom:  "Give me an 'A'!"

Crow:  "Hm, Nno."

Tom:  "Gimmi,.. gimmie a 'T'!"

Mike:  "Nuh uh."

Tom:  "Well come on you gotta give me something."

Crow:  "Well technically we don't, really"

Tom:  "Oh come on, just give me the other 'T'."

Mike:  "Well what do we get out of it?"

Tom:  "Uhh, spirit?"

*Mike and Crow discuss privately*

Crow:  "Okay, we can give you an 'M', an 'R', a small 'X' and one 'L'."

Tom:  "So "MRxL" then?  Whooo!  The satellite of love has got MRxL MRxL MRxL, have you got as much .. uh uh uh uh MRxL as us?  I don't think so!  We got the MRxL and you got none!  Uh uh uh."

Mike:  "We'll be right back..."

Ah, there, a correct quote is a happy quote.

-Quote Nazi

I had jello today.
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« Reply #154 on: 10-10-2001 16:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Drippy_taco:
Let me just clean that up a bit...

 Ah, there, a correct quote is a happy quote.

-Quote Nazi


Thanks DP....

Robot rollcall seris 7:
Cambot:show yourself!!!!!
Gypsy:Hip horay!!!
Tom Servo:Hello there!!!
Crooowwwww:Bats Gueno

MST3K Seris 9 Robot rollcalls
Cambot:your on
Gypsy:what a man!!
Tom Servo:Check me out!!!
Crooowww:Im difrent

Anybody else got any More Robot Rollcalls...

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« Reply #155 on: 10-11-2001 13:18 »

 .......Tenchi picked Mihoshi up by her breasts

Tseng as Superman anoucer:Breasts of stell!!!
Paladin:Mihoshis breasts are tough yet soft...for the perfect night..
Makoto as 4 your old kid:Mommy i want those breats!!!
Minako as Mom:Sure dear..
All:<singing>#Mihoshis Breasts 1000 1 on uses home grown!!#

From my MST seris,"Washus name is spelled with on friggen U",chapter 2..allso i want head MSTer by my name how do i do that???

Teral

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« Reply #156 on: 10-11-2001 18:34 »

Guard: "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Lonestar: "The Vulcan Neck Pinch.?"
Guard: "No,no,no, you fool, you got much too high up. It's down here where the neck meets the shoulder."
Lonestar: (Changes his grip) "Like this?"
Guard: "Yeah" (Falls to the ground)

Self-destruct Bottom, do not press unless you really really really means it.

Radar Operator: "The radar, Sir. It appears to be....jammed."
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« Reply #157 on: 10-12-2001 00:37 »

Yogurt!  I hate Yogurt!

Did you see anything?
No sir!  I did not see you playing with your dolls again.

The whole "Spaceballs the Movie" on vhs bit

We call this . . . Mr. Coffee

May the Schwartz be with you!
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« Reply #158 on: 10-12-2001 01:32 »

PROFFESSOR:Whats so funny?

Bender:Oh nothing..just the 20ft Spider trying to mate with your head...
Diannna:*makes Prof moaning noises the Robots move away from her seat

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« Reply #159 on: 10-12-2001 20:20 »

No more rhyming, I mean it!
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