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PEE Poll: I have a cunning plan-Best Blackadder Moment.
Blackadder's acting in Head.   -2 (22.2%)
Blackadders wedding in Bells.   -0 (0%)
Blackadder being horribly tortured.   -0 (0%)
Blackadder takes George's place after the duel.   -0 (0%)
Blackadder becomes a Highwayman.   -0 (0%)
Blackadder feigns Insanity to get out of the push.   -1 (11.1%)
George and Baldricks "Stupid Stupid" statement .   -2 (22.2%)
Blackadder leaving the Church.   -0 (0%)
Blackadder goes to see The Wise Women.   -3 (33.3%)
Lord Flashheart.   -1 (11.1%)
Total Voters: 9

Nurdbot

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« on: 10-31-2003 01:20 »

The title says it all.


Spice Weasel

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« Reply #1 on: 10-31-2003 01:44 »

I have one word for you.  MacBeth...
Tweek

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« Reply #2 on: 10-31-2003 04:42 »

From the first episode:

 
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Edmund:  Yes, erm, I'm not so sure we're needed, you know, Baldrick...

    I mean, everything seems to be going very well, doesn't it?

    Everyone's fighting -- clearly having the time of their lives.

    Wait a moment; some of them over there aren't fighting!  They're...

    they're just lying down!

 

Baldrick:  They're dead, My Lord.
Cube_166

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« Reply #3 on: 10-31-2003 05:19 »

Wibble
Nurdbot

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« Reply #4 on: 10-31-2003 06:34 »

Tweek, that's a quote.
David A

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« Reply #5 on: 10-31-2003 09:09 »

I haven't seen Blackadder in ages  frown , so I'm sure that I'm forgetting plenty of good ones.  Just off the top of my head, though...

I love it when his entire family gets poisoned and Edmund finally gets to become king... for about two minutes, and then he dies too.   tongue

Another one is in Blackadder Back & Forth.  He's showing his friends the things he's brought back from the past.  Miranda Richardson puts Queen Elizabeth's crown on her head and says, "A perfect fit!"    laff
Zed 85

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« Reply #6 on: 10-31-2003 09:52 »

I went with the Stupidy stupidy one, but my favourite bit of that episode is when Blackadder tries to get out of going into no-mans land (to paint a picture of the German defences) by mentioning that his medium is light but it would be pitch black and he would be unable to see. To which General Melchett replies (something along the lines of smile
"Oh yes, now that is a problem...oh I know, we'll send up some flares for you. You'll be lit-up like a christmas tree!"
 tongue
aslate

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« Reply #7 on: 10-31-2003 12:33 »

 
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Originally posted by aslate:
Blackadder: "One of history's great mysteries solved. The dinosaurs were infact wiped out by your [Baldrick's] pants."

Blackadder: "This is a turn up for the books. You [Baldrick] have built a working time machine and are therefore, the greatest genius that ever lived."

  Blackadder Back And Forth


Quoted from the "Then He Said" thread.
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« Reply #8 on: 10-31-2003 12:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2003 12:54 »

I have to go for "Blackadder goes to the wise woman".  Not specifically for the woman herself, but for the scene outside.

Blackadder: Excuse me young crone, is this Putney?
Crone: That it be, that it be.
Blackadder: "Yes it is", not "That it be".
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« Reply #9 on: 10-31-2003 15:05 »

"Here is a small bag of money....... which I'm not going to give to you."
Nurdbot

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« Reply #10 on: 11-01-2003 02:00 »

"Tell me about the wise woman..."

"First! She is wise!"

"Yes?"

"Second! she's a..."

"Woman?"

"Oh, you met her then?"
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« Reply #11 on: 11-01-2003 07:28 »

a couple of days ago i saw the one where he became executioner, and he meets the woman who cooks there last meal

"So you cook them there last meal, and give them whatever they want.

"Yes, that is provided they ask for sausages  otherwise they'll be a bit dissapointed because sausages is  all i've got
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« Reply #12 on: 11-01-2003 07:55 »

Baldrick: This one is called "The German Guns"

George: Oh, spiffing! Yes, let's hear that!
 
Baldrick: Boom boom boom boom....
Boom boom boom...BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM...

Edmund: BOOM BOOM BOOM?
 
Baldrick: How did you guess, sir?
 
George: I say, sir! That is spooky!

 laff
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« Reply #13 on: 11-01-2003 16:03 »

From the episode where Blackadder eats General Melchett's carrier pigeon.

Baldrick: Do not despair, sir. All my talk of food was just a dead herring. In fact, I have a cunning plan. This is not food, but an escape kit.

Edmund: Good Lord! A saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport, and a huge false moustache, I may just stand a chance.

Baldrick: Ah....

Edmund: Let's see, what have we here? A small painted wooden duck.

Baldrick: Yeah, I thought if you get caught near water, you can balance it on the top of your head as a brillaint disguise.

Edmund: Yeeeesss, I would, of course, have to escape first. Ah, but what's this, unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel?

Baldrick: You *are* much mistaken!

Edmund: A pencil and a miniature trumpet.

Baldrick: Yes, a pencil so you can drop me a postcard to tell me how the break out went and a small little tiny miniature trumpet in case during your escape, you have to win favour with a difficult child.
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« Reply #14 on: 11-01-2003 16:17 »

I think I'm going to have to vote for "Blackadder goes to meet the Wise Woman". That whole scene is classic.

But Ozor Mox's scene is another great one.  laff
Nurdbot

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« Reply #15 on: 11-02-2003 00:50 »

"Hand my the black cap, won't you?"
"I love a fair trial".

"Well, I was going to play the mindless optimism card..."
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« Reply #16 on: 11-02-2003 05:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 05:41 »

Wise woman: 3 options are open to you, the first kill Bob.

Blackadder: Never.

Wise Woman: The second kill yourself.

Blackadder: erm no thanks.

Wise woman: The third is to make sure nobody ever knows.

Blackadder Thats sounds more like it, how do I do that.

Wise woman: Kill everyone in the whole world.

     laff
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« Reply #17 on: 11-02-2003 05:48 »

And then she cackles!

AHahahahaahh!
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« Reply #18 on: 11-02-2003 08:37 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 08:37 »

I found Flashheart a complete wanker.
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« Reply #19 on: 11-02-2003 12:48 »

I thought he was pretty funny actually  smile
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« Reply #20 on: 11-02-2003 15:19 »

He was a complete wanker, and it made the scene extremely funny, especially the way he says "I have formed a plan, and it's hotter than my pants!"
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« Reply #21 on: 11-02-2003 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 15:41 »

Goodness!

I haven't voted for any of the listed scenes, because the aboslutely greatest moment of Blackadder was:

When they went over the top at the end of Blackadder goes Forth

Need I say more?

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It's square brackets Sturat!

The irony!
aslate

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« Reply #22 on: 11-02-2003 15:48 »

It's square brackets Sturat!

And yes, that was a touching moment and very well done. Even though it's a comedy etc. it's still quite emotional, and the way they fade to the poppies was an innovative end. I must congratulate the team for that. *sniffle*
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« Reply #23 on: 11-02-2003 15:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
I found Flashheart a complete wanker.

Flashheart was much much funnier in Two, than he was in Goes Forth.

"I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!"
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« Reply #24 on: 11-02-2003 15:53 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 15:53 »

I think Series 2 was my favorite...

What's his name that plays the prince in 3 was funny at the end of 2...  You remember that one time when...  YES I WAS that sheep in the barn! Blackadder: "Eww... you had... with a sheep?"  I can't remember how it went exactly, it's been awhile, but that was great   laff
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« Reply #25 on: 11-02-2003 17:26 »

 
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Originally posted by aslate:
It's square brackets Sturat!

And yes, that was a touching moment and very well done. Even though it's a comedy etc. it's still quite emotional, and the way they fade to the poppies was an innovative end. I must congratulate the team for that. *sniffle*
The whole team deserves those thanks, it's quite hard to make a situatuion like the Trenches of World War 1 amusing and still retain the harsh reality of The final push.

Still, The Blackadder Family lives on.

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« Reply #26 on: 11-04-2003 12:47 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
I think Series 2 was my favorite...

What's his name that plays the prince in 3 was funny at the end of 2...  You remember that one time when...  YES I WAS that sheep in the barn! Blackadder: "Eww... you had... with a sheep?"  I can't remember how it went exactly, it's been awhile, but that was great    laff

Yes, Hugh Laurie was the actor who played him. That was a funny scene actually  smile

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« Reply #27 on: 11-04-2003 19:18 »

 
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
 Yes, Hugh Laurie was the actor who played him. That was a funny scene actually   smile


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« Reply #28 on: 11-05-2003 02:07 »

Sod, I regret forgotting that one, it was great.

Playing Charades with the Torturers.
Zed 85

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« Reply #29 on: 11-05-2003 04:21 »

"Apalogees" is entering my everyday volcabulary  tongue

Also "Ah, I'm a "Bastard-Son-of-a-Bitch!" Aha! Well in that case, you are a Fornicating Baboon!"
"¿Qué?"
""Fornicating Bab- no I can't really show it in this box..."
 big grin

Yeah, the last episode of Goes Forth was fantastically done. I think it was #9 in the British Greatest TV Moments.
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« Reply #30 on: 11-05-2003 15:15 »

Is that the list where the Germans Scene is number one in Fawlty Towers?
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