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Tweek
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From the first episode: Edmund: Yes, erm, I'm not so sure we're needed, you know, Baldrick...
I mean, everything seems to be going very well, doesn't it?
Everyone's fighting -- clearly having the time of their lives.
Wait a moment; some of them over there aren't fighting! They're...
they're just lying down!
Baldrick: They're dead, My Lord.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Tweek, that's a quote.
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David A
Space Pope
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I haven't seen Blackadder in ages , so I'm sure that I'm forgetting plenty of good ones. Just off the top of my head, though... I love it when his entire family gets poisoned and Edmund finally gets to become king... for about two minutes, and then he dies too. Another one is in Blackadder Back & Forth. He's showing his friends the things he's brought back from the past. Miranda Richardson puts Queen Elizabeth's crown on her head and says, "A perfect fit!"
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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"Tell me about the wise woman..."
"First! She is wise!"
"Yes?"
"Second! she's a..."
"Woman?"
"Oh, you met her then?"
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User_names_suck
Professor
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a couple of days ago i saw the one where he became executioner, and he meets the woman who cooks there last meal
"So you cook them there last meal, and give them whatever they want.
"Yes, that is provided they ask for sausages otherwise they'll be a bit dissapointed because sausages is all i've got
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ghoulishmoose
Urban Legend
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Baldrick: This one is called "The German Guns" George: Oh, spiffing! Yes, let's hear that! Baldrick: Boom boom boom boom.... Boom boom boom...BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM... Edmund: BOOM BOOM BOOM? Baldrick: How did you guess, sir? George: I say, sir! That is spooky!
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Ozor Mox
Starship Captain
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From the episode where Blackadder eats General Melchett's carrier pigeon.
Baldrick: Do not despair, sir. All my talk of food was just a dead herring. In fact, I have a cunning plan. This is not food, but an escape kit.
Edmund: Good Lord! A saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport, and a huge false moustache, I may just stand a chance.
Baldrick: Ah....
Edmund: Let's see, what have we here? A small painted wooden duck.
Baldrick: Yeah, I thought if you get caught near water, you can balance it on the top of your head as a brillaint disguise.
Edmund: Yeeeesss, I would, of course, have to escape first. Ah, but what's this, unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel?
Baldrick: You *are* much mistaken!
Edmund: A pencil and a miniature trumpet.
Baldrick: Yes, a pencil so you can drop me a postcard to tell me how the break out went and a small little tiny miniature trumpet in case during your escape, you have to win favour with a difficult child.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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"Hand my the black cap, won't you?" "I love a fair trial".
"Well, I was going to play the mindless optimism card..."
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Ka-Boom
Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 11-02-2003 05:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 05:41 »
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Wise woman: 3 options are open to you, the first kill Bob. Blackadder: Never. Wise Woman: The second kill yourself. Blackadder: erm no thanks. Wise woman: The third is to make sure nobody ever knows. Blackadder Thats sounds more like it, how do I do that. Wise woman: Kill everyone in the whole world.
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Stuart B
Starship Captain
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« Reply #21 on: 11-02-2003 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 15:41 »
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Goodness! I haven't voted for any of the listed scenes, because the aboslutely greatest moment of Blackadder was: When they went over the top at the end of Blackadder goes ForthNeed I say more? edit: It's square brackets Sturat! The irony!
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: I found Flashheart a complete wanker. Flashheart was much much funnier in Two, than he was in Goes Forth. "I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!"
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by aslate: It's square brackets Sturat!
And yes, that was a touching moment and very well done. Even though it's a comedy etc. it's still quite emotional, and the way they fade to the poppies was an innovative end. I must congratulate the team for that. *sniffle* The whole team deserves those thanks, it's quite hard to make a situatuion like the Trenches of World War 1 amusing and still retain the harsh reality of The final push. Still, The Blackadder Family lives on.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Sod, I regret forgotting that one, it was great.
Playing Charades with the Torturers.
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Zed 85
Space Pope
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"Apalogees" is entering my everyday volcabulary Also "Ah, I'm a "Bastard-Son-of-a-Bitch!" Aha! Well in that case, you are a Fornicating Baboon!" "¿Qué?" ""Fornicating Bab- no I can't really show it in this box..." Yeah, the last episode of Goes Forth was fantastically done. I think it was #9 in the British Greatest TV Moments.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Is that the list where the Germans Scene is number one in Fawlty Towers?
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