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moonbus69

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« on: 10-27-2003 06:39 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2003 06:39 »

Who do you see as the Hottest TV Moms of all time?

Of course, Leela - when she gave Kif her DNA for his children (in 'Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch').

"That 70's Show" - Midge (Tanya Roberts), Donna's mom, is smokin' hot! Which is why her husband Bob was a real idiot to drive her to run away.

"Farscape" - Aeryn Suyn (Claudia Black) was pregnant with Crichton's child, so she counts as a mother in my book. Also one of the sexiest females in ANY TV series, sci-fi or otherwise!   big grin

There's others, but its 3:39 in the AM here, so I'll stop now.   sleep



Fly me to the Moon... any moon!
newhook_1

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« Reply #1 on: 10-27-2003 07:04 »

Granny from the Beverily Hillbillies. There's just somthing about an older woman.
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #2 on: 10-27-2003 07:13 »

Lister: Cat?
Cat: Hm?
Lister: You know the Flintstones?
Cat: Sure.
Lister: ...D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
 
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
Irate_ROBOT

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« Reply #3 on: 10-27-2003 07:39 »

Red Dwarf - miss that show...


Katey Sagal's other incarnation, Peg Bundy, I always found quite HOT! Most guys younger (and older) usually lust for Kelley, but I likes them curvy, sassy wenches.
Wonderbee31

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« Reply #4 on: 10-27-2003 08:04 »

Agree with you there, Katey Sagal's characters of Peggy Bundy and her Cate from 8 simple rules are both really sexy in my opinion.  Well, I mean that she's sexy as hell too.
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« Reply #5 on: 10-27-2003 16:07 »

Does Darla from Buffy and Angel count?
*rubs thighs in a perverted and comical manner while licking lips*
PCC Fred

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« Reply #6 on: 10-27-2003 19:52 »

 
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Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

And don't you forget it!  tongue

Hottest TV mom is Katey Sagal in MWC.  End of story.
Just Chris

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« Reply #7 on: 10-28-2003 00:21 »
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I dunno why Al Bundy doesn't want her. Could it be that a woman that good-looking can still give sub-par sex?

What about the mom from Grounded For Life? She made cleavage look good, and she's young for a mom (her character anyways).
Jeremy

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« Reply #8 on: 10-28-2003 01:21 »

Uh, hello? Rachel!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #9 on: 10-28-2003 02:14 »

Oh, I wish I could remember that Red Dwarf quote right about now...
Prof_Funkstein

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« Reply #10 on: 10-28-2003 05:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:

What about the mom from Grounded For Life? She made cleavage look good, and she's young for a mom (her character anyways).

Man, I agree -- she's hot! (Partial to nice cleavage).  big grin
The mom in Malcolm In the Middle is kinda sexy... Her 'take no prisoners' attitude is cool.
And the mom in Home Improvement too!

"Parents, have you ever tried just turning off your TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
Col. Klink

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« Reply #11 on: 10-28-2003 08:10 »

 
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"Farscape" - Aeryn Suyn (Claudia Black) was pregnant with Crichton's child, so she counts as a mother in my book.

Thanks for spoiling.

None of those Mums you listed are actual full time mums, except Midge.

The only Mum that comes to my mind is STACEY's MOM!!!
David A

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« Reply #12 on: 10-28-2003 09:36 »

Yeah, Stacey's mom has got it going on.   tongue
PCC Fred

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« Reply #13 on: 10-28-2003 10:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
I dunno why Al Bundy doesn't want her. Could it be that a woman that good-looking can still give sub-par sex?

A better question is how much must our lives suck for us to envy Al Bundy?  wink
VelourFog

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« Reply #14 on: 10-28-2003 11:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Jeremy:
Uh, hello? Rachel!
You're gay, right?

~FazeShift~

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« Reply #15 on: 10-28-2003 13:51 »

Jeremy's gayness has nothing to do with him being gay, oh no!
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #16 on: 10-28-2003 14:09 »

June Lockheart [Insert crass "Doggy style" joke here] Hehehehe. [Insert I'd like to get "lost in her space" joke here] HAHAHAHA!

Mary Tyler Moore, back in the day.  She was even hot when she broke down crying going "OOOOOOH, ROB!"

Elizabeth Montgomery - Sure she only became a mom when they moved into those crappy color episodes, and recruited a new Darron, but she was hot.

Ikari Yui- Hot AND smart, but only a minor character.  All the same, a mature Rei Ayanami without being creepy or albino or half angel...Did I just give something away...Ooops.
Jeremy

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« Reply #17 on: 10-28-2003 17:06 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
You're gay, right?

Pf. ft. What, I have to wait until she's old and wrinkly to think that she's a hot mom? ('cause I will if I have to!)

Also, the moms on "Oliver Beane" and "The George Lopez Show"
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #18 on: 10-28-2003 17:09 »

Whose that other mom with Katey Segal in that other non-Married With Children show?

[Prof F] You asked that in a profoundly stupid way!! [/Prof F]
David A

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« Reply #19 on: 10-28-2003 17:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Ikari Yui- Hot AND smart, but only a minor character.  All the same, a mature Rei Ayanami without being creepy or albino or half angel...Did I just give something away...Ooops.

Let the record show that Pitt started this.   tongue

Miriya Sterling: Ex-Zentradi ace fighter pilot.  'Nuff said.

Achika Masaki: All of the girls pursuing Tenchi kinda pale in comparison to his mother.

Usagi Tsukino: Okay, so we really don't get to see much of Neo-Queen Serenity, what with her being asleep and encased in crystal; but her younger self sure is cute.
Just Chris

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« Reply #20 on: 10-28-2003 19:24 »

Faze, you must be talking about Marcy Darcy. But I didn't find her that appealing.

Now that Jeremy has mentioned the George Lopez Show, I have a comment: He's Hispanic? He looks more like a member from an Native American tribe! Put someone else on that show.

Ok, carry on your MILF talk...
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #21 on: 10-28-2003 19:50 »
« Last Edit on: 10-29-2003 00:00 »

   
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Originally posted by David A:
Achika Masaki: All of the girls pursuing Tenchi kinda pale in comparison to his mother.

Hahahahaha.
NO!

Dude, she was only in the movie, she SO doesn't count as a TV mom, just 'cause her son has a show.

Also, thanks for reminding me with the "nasty in the pasty" issues Tenchi had to deal with...It made me think of...

Grandma Mildred!  She was sexy.
David A

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« Reply #22 on: 10-28-2003 22:17 »

 
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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
   Hahahahaha.
NO!

Dude, she was only in the movie, she SO doesn't count as a TV mom, just 'cause her son has a show.

I'm pretty sure she's seen in a flash back at some point during the TV series; but yeah, it's the teenage version of Achika from the movie that I consider hot.  It's just that you mentioned Yui, and the whole "main character's mother who's dead long before the beginning of the series" thing made me think of Achika.  Whatever.  I still stand by my other two choices.

 
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Also, thanks for reminding me with the "nasty in the pasty" issues Tenchi had to deal with.

Don't mention it.  You're welcome.

 
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Grandma Mildred!  She was sexy.

Pervert.
Kryten

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« Reply #23 on: 10-28-2003 23:04 »

I'll take Courtney Thorne-Smith from "Life According to Jim", please? Mmmm.Yeah.

Also, technically, Amy's a mother.
evan

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« Reply #24 on: 10-28-2003 23:04 »
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No, technically, Leela's the mother. I think.

 
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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Ikari Yui- Hot AND smart, but only a minor character.  All the same, a mature Rei Ayanami without being creepy or albino or half angel...Did I just give something away...Ooops.

And, what, my friend, is wrong with being a creepy albino loner? Ahem, a sexily cute misunderstood albino loner? At least Rei didn't marry a jerk like Gendo Ikari...
Nixorbo

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« Reply #25 on: 10-28-2003 23:48 »

I can't believe I'm the first to seriously mention Roseanne in this thread.
The Names Nick

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« Reply #26 on: 10-29-2003 00:05 »
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I think the hottest TV mom I have seen was on the music video for that one new song. "I'm in love with Stacy's mom." She is just sooo damn hot!!
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #27 on: 10-29-2003 00:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-29-2003 00:41 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
No, technically, Leela's the mother. I think.

  And, what, my friend, is wrong with being a creepy albino loner? Ahem, a sexily cute misunderstood albino loner? At least Rei didn't marry a jerk like Gendo Ikari...

Then as an addendum may I say that at least Yui Ikari wasn't a cornerstone to the extinction of the human fucking race...Nevermind, Yes she was.  OK, but, she's still got all the really good aspects of Rei without the more eerie add-ons.


evan

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« Reply #28 on: 10-29-2003 00:48 »

Yeah, well, Rei protected that until the time was right. Without her, then, um...nevermind.

And, yes, we've turned another thread into an anime thread. w00t for us.
moonbus69

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« Reply #29 on: 10-29-2003 01:09 »

 
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Originally posted by David A:
Yeah, Stacey's mom has got it going on.    tongue

Dude, what show is she on?  flirt



Fly me to the Moon... any moon!
Irate_ROBOT

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« Reply #30 on: 10-29-2003 09:24 »

Seeing as they're on PBS and Cable TV, playing moms...

Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren are still very sexy ladies, now in their 60-ish years.
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