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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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All ghost's have harmful intention's.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: All ghost's have harmful intention's. Ghosts are so scary, but all they usually do is hover around a bit, walk through things and dissapear in thin air.
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kip
Professor
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When there is no gravity, everyone moves reallllly slow. Gah!
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kip
Professor
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Red wire, Blue wire.
If you where a villain and you made a bomb.... would you use nice friendly colored wires? I wouldn't or at the very least I wouldn't put a big display there, and I'd spray paint the wires so they are ALL the same color.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Being the young plucky greenhorn recruit mean's you can survive massive battle's over places of strategic importance with Panzers.
See Saving Private Ryan.
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Luis
Bending Unit
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Guns that never lock-up, overheat, or run out of ammo, also the "double gun" complex (Have you ever lifted a desert eagle Demi? it's only about 7 kg each). Guns that fire underwater (Again, AK47, lethal weapon 4), frag grenades that can destroy a tank, the magic bullets (a 9mm isn't a powerful gun and yet most baddies die with a single shot), the guy that hasn't fired a gun in his life but grabs an automatic like he's an expert. C4 that misteriously explodes when burnt (C4 explodes on pressure AND heat), the 180 mph car chase that ends well (no civilian casualties, the hero didn't crash), the fact that every movie has a guy named bob, joe or tommy. The lone berserk guy that takes on a whole army of soldiers with a pistol and NEVER picks up a better gun (Wouldn't you pick up an AR instead of more pistol bullets?), the sexy useless chick that looks tough but it's saved by the hero at the end (trinity anyone?).
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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If I recall, Trinity saved Neo at the end of the first movie.
cliches: -How no one can fight the certain bad guy/guys, then when one person does, all of sudden everybody can fight them in the sequel (Matrix)
-the hero never gets bruised
-action movies with actors who SHOULD NOT even be associated with action movies (Daredevil, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels/CA2)
-the use of multitudes of bombs/explosives to destroy a place when one bomb would be enough to take out a city block
-car chases through four states without running out of gas (just once, i wanna see a cop car and the car being chased pull into a stop, refuel, then start the chase all over again.)
-the hero has terrible fashion sense until he goes on a date with the leading woman, then aftwerwards the guy can never go wrong with any outfit.
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Just Chris
Urban Legend
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I really hate it when a villain has a bunch of henchmen but they take out the hero one buy one. "Hey, wait your turn. He's almost done with him." No one in real life will take someone alone if he's got a group to back him up. Learn from street gangs, people!!1 All ugly monsters have evil intentions. Maybe it's the pent-up rage for all the teasing in junior high? To add to ID4 cliches: The aliens are also easily baffled by Morse code. What bothers me is that EVERY SINGLE GODFORSAKEN MOVIE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF is based on romance. Anyone notice that? True for Hollywood movies, but then check out indie movies. Indie movies also tend to leave the endings open-ended, something today's Hollywood hates to do.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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When a car drives in the wrong lane, the first oncoming car will be a big 18-wheeler.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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It's a cartoon.
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Just Chris
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by Wonderbee31: Don't recall if this came up, but, how about the ugly, yet actually pretty girl. They made fun of this in Not another Teen movie, when trying to hook the popular guy with an ugly girl, and they pick the tortured artist, who also wears glasses. Oh no! She's wearing glasses! Yeah, they really forgot the Geek Chic fad! Yet ANOTHER ID4 goof: These aliens have bio-armor suits, but still have a glass jaw. For example, Will Smith knocks the alien cold when it emerges from its spaceship hatch. - For romance movies, the setting doesn't really matter for 'Prince meets Pauper' stories such as Maid in Manhattan.
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User_names_suck
Professor
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speaking of cutting the wires
it was on a english sketch show about 7 years now some army people are around one of those bombs, and this guy is carefully looking at the wires with one of those little wire cutters. than suddenly this guy appears and just suddenly gets out some massive hedge cutters and cuts all the wires at once.
I also hate people looking up at the massive stone object thats slowly about to crush them.
FOR FUCKS SAKE RUN MAN RUN.
another this is probably more common in cartoons is people running away from something as opposed to just diving to the side
( i dont know how to use spoilers so sorry you might just have to skip past this bit from matrix reloaded at the end of matrix reloaded. when neo suddenly realises he might be able to use his powers outside the matrix and just says "something is diffrent" and its like "WHAT CAN YOU BE MORE SPECFIC?"
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Lurrr
Professor
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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens Black guy = evil. No, black guy= comic relief, or hip jive speaking baddass who listens to hip-hop (see also: Rush Hour )
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User_names_suck
Professor
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has anoyone noticed a tendency for films considerd to be 'artistic' i.e the matrix the color is always tinted green
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