DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Brain: First the North Pole, and then the World. Pinky: North Pole...right, that would be... Brain: North.
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deathofaclassic
Delivery Boy
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"This calls for Divine Intervention!" "I kick arse... for The Lord"!! Brain Dead The 5th best film of all time. That scene with the zombie baby in the park..
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #84 on: 08-26-2003 21:33 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 21:33 »
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Cartman: "Mr Garrison, can I ask a question?" Mr. Garrison: "Ok, what?" Cartman: "What's the big fuckin' deal bitch?" Big Lebowski: Jesus: "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" Grosse Pointe Blank: "Hi, I'm Martin Blank. I'm not married. I don't have kids. And I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough." and, "I mean, what am I supposed to say? 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork......... how have you been?'?"
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Zed 85
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Ozor Mox: The dictionary definitions...
A - Well it's sort of not really anything.
Sea - Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.
Cat - Not a dog.
"We've moved about as far as an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping" Anything other dictionary definitions done? "Well, I was having some trouble with "Burping" but I've seemed to got the hang of it...*burp* Oh no! There I go again! Aha!" "You've been spending all evening thinking up that one haven't you?" "Haha...well, yes..."
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MelBee
Professor
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Things people say to the TV no. 47... 'Dad's Army:' 'He's dead' 'He's dead' 'And he's dead' 'He's not quite dead'. The Mary Whitehouse Experience
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KaCiE
Crustacean
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"...you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas Presents..." -Family Guy
"People often fear what they do not understand..." -Nightcrawler from X2
"Buh bye Billy..." -Gizmo from Gremlins
"Ingaboonababoomchicky!" -Stitch from Stitch the Movie
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Coilette
Liquid Emperor
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Spaced, season 1
Tim: When we get there it's important that we don't use our real names. From now on we'll be using code names, ok? Mike, you're Luke. Brian, you're Chewie. Daisy, you're Leia. Twist.... you're... Jabba. I'm Han. Mike: Can't I be Han? Tim: No, sound off. Luke Mike: Ho: Tim: Chewie Brian: erm.. here Tim: Leia Daisy: Yes Tim... I mean Han Tim: Jabba Twist: Is Jabba the princess? Tim, Mike, Brian, Daisy: Yes. Twist: Here! Tim: Ok, now let's go get Colin
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Gleno
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Woodbot 2.0: South Park BLU:
Stan: "Be careful Mole." The Mole:"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart while I was still in the womb?"
Before the Exicution: Sheila, to Phillip:"Any last words?" Phillip:"Let's see, last words... Hows aboot GET ME THE F**K OUT OF THIS ELECTRIC CHAIR?!"
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamtion? General: I don't listen to hip hop. But why stop there....?! Big Gay Al- "We haven't rehearsed" Kyle- "Sing the fucking song....!" When Mole dies.... "Shit...." Mr Garrison- "Oh boy I can't wait till we get shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang...." "laff: and the classic "Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here....!"
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paranoir87
Bending Unit
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"Slough's nightlife is incredible. It's got two nightclubs. You've got Chasers. And New York, New York, "The club that never sleeps". Umm, that closes at one. Mmm. There was, oh my God, a themed nightclub, called 'Henry the VIII's.' It had the Anne Boleyn Alley. Okay? This is true. As you went into the loo, there was a sign that said, "Mind Your Head". Nice. And underneath someone had written, "Don't get your Hampton Court". Hm...hmm...Yeah. It's not there any more. But there's not a day that goes by that I don't think about it."
Tim, The Office
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Unknown
Starship Captain
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler
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