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DrThunder88

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« Reply #80 on: 08-25-2003 14:05 »

Brain: First the North Pole, and then the World.
Pinky: North Pole...right, that would be...
Brain: North.
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« Reply #81 on: 08-25-2003 14:26 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2003 14:26 »

Claire: "Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?"
Brian: "Because it's personal business, it's my personal, private business"
John: "Well Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business..."
 
 ~ The Breakfast Club (1985)
                           
                           
Ozor Mox

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« Reply #82 on: 08-25-2003 17:26 »

The dictionary definitions...

A - Well it's sort of not really anything.

Sea - Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.

Cat - Not a dog.

"We've moved about as far as an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping"
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« Reply #83 on: 08-26-2003 10:33 »

"This calls for Divine Intervention!"

"I kick arse... for The Lord"!!

Brain Dead

The 5th best film of all time. That scene with the zombie baby in the park..  smile
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« Reply #84 on: 08-26-2003 21:33 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 21:33 »

Cartman: "Mr Garrison, can I ask a question?"
Mr. Garrison: "Ok, what?"
Cartman: "What's the big fuckin' deal bitch?"

Big Lebowski:
Jesus: "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

Grosse Pointe Blank:
"Hi, I'm Martin Blank. I'm not married. I don't have kids. And I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."
and,
"I mean, what am I supposed to say? 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork......... how have you been?'?"    laff
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #85 on: 08-28-2003 00:48 »

TV Announcer: The Friendly Bunny will not be seen tonight so that we may bring you the following brand new program quickly thrown together in a shameless grab for ratings.

Earl Sinclair: Oh this should be good.

-Dinosaurs TV show
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« Reply #86 on: 08-28-2003 04:33 »
« Last Edit on: 08-28-2003 04:33 »

Richie: If you ever do that again, I'm gonna hire a hitman to kill you.
Eddie: Richie, just give me the money, and I'll drink myself to death.

 - Filthy, Rich and Catflap.
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« Reply #87 on: 08-28-2003 08:24 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Ozor Mox:
The dictionary definitions...

A - Well it's sort of not really anything.

Sea - Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.

Cat - Not a dog.

"We've moved about as far as an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping"

Anything other dictionary definitions done?
"Well, I was having some trouble with "Burping" but I've seemed to got the hang of it...*burp* Oh no! There I go again! Aha!"
"You've been spending all evening thinking up that one haven't you?"
"Haha...well, yes..."


Daniela = Pravda!
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« Reply #88 on: 09-01-2003 18:29 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2003 18:29 »

How about something from John Wayne:

Rooster: "I aim to kill you Ned, or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience.  What'll it be?"
Ned:  "I say that's pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"
Rooster:  "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch!"

True Grit
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« Reply #89 on: 09-13-2003 20:53 »

Things people say to the TV no. 47...
'Dad's Army:'
'He's dead'
'He's dead'
'And he's dead'
'He's not quite dead'.
The Mary Whitehouse Experience
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #90 on: 09-13-2003 21:34 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2003 00:00 »

Shinji Ikari:...This isn't funny anymore.

Second best line of the movie.

Marla: My God!  I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school.

(Her original line was "Tyler, I want to have your abortion." )

(Young)Pete:...And that's how a colt becomes a gelding.
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« Reply #91 on: 09-13-2003 22:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-13-2003 22:16 »

From "Monkey!"

Monkey: I've been suffering here for five hundred years.

Tripitaka: Oh, are you immortal?

Monkey: Well, a bit, you know.

from "The Simpsons"

Homer: I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.


from "Doctor Who"

4th Doctor : "Do you mind not standing on my chest, my hats on fire!"


Wonderbee31

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« Reply #92 on: 09-13-2003 22:22 »

From Doctor Who:

2nd Doctor: "When I say run, run like a rabbit!"
Slurm Guy

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« Reply #93 on: 09-13-2003 22:25 »

"I poop too much. I poop too much and I get tired!"
                -Beavis, Beavis And Butthead Do America
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« Reply #94 on: 09-16-2003 22:50 »

"...you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas Presents..." -Family Guy

"People often fear what they do not understand..." -Nightcrawler from X2

"Buh bye Billy..." -Gizmo from Gremlins

"Ingaboonababoomchicky!" -Stitch from Stitch the Movie


Slurm Guy

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« Reply #95 on: 09-16-2003 23:07 »

"This is nucking futs!"
- Dickie Roberts
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« Reply #96 on: 09-17-2003 15:05 »
« Last Edit on: 09-17-2003 15:05 »

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
-American Psycho.
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« Reply #97 on: 09-18-2003 10:55 »

What he didn't know was that this bloke was a pikey bare-knuckle boxing champion, which makes him tougher than a coffin-nail.

-Snatch
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« Reply #98 on: 08-27-2004 16:29 »

Blackadder: "Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to 5 minutes with me, and this pencil"

 -Blackadder III - Ink and Incapability
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« Reply #99 on: 08-27-2004 16:36 »

I'm paraphrasing:

These kids'll be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCR's without pouring piping hot gravy all over myself.

Peter, Family Guy
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« Reply #100 on: 08-27-2004 17:22 »

"If you do this, I will eat your face!"
John Lithgow in Orange County.
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« Reply #101 on: 08-27-2004 17:32 »

From an ep of 3rd Rock from the Sun...

Harry: Now quit your bitchin',  and get out of the kitchen!
Venus

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« Reply #102 on: 08-27-2004 18:18 »

Timmy from Fairly Oddparents:

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok."
Drunknmunky

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« Reply #103 on: 08-27-2004 18:35 »

"Lemmiwinks' journey, a distance far and fast,
To find his way out of a gay man's ass,
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright,
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might."
- South Park
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« Reply #104 on: 08-28-2004 13:37 »

Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked atop a harpsichord singing "Subtle Plans Are Here Again."

-Blackadder's Christmas Carol
mw

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« Reply #105 on: 08-28-2004 14:03 »

Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
-Army of Darkness

(a) I wouldn't notice and (b) sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic
-MPFC
Alee

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« Reply #106 on: 08-28-2004 16:09 »

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know.

- "Life Of Crime", SpongeBob SquarePants

Kicked your ass.
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« Reply #107 on: 08-28-2004 16:45 »

Spaced, season 1

Tim: When we get there it's important that we don't use our real names. From now on we'll be using code names, ok? Mike, you're Luke. Brian, you're Chewie. Daisy, you're Leia. Twist.... you're... Jabba. I'm Han.
Mike: Can't I be Han?
Tim: No, sound off. Luke
Mike: Ho:
Tim: Chewie
Brian: erm.. here
Tim: Leia
Daisy: Yes Tim... I mean Han
Tim: Jabba
Twist: Is Jabba the princess?
Tim, Mike, Brian, Daisy: Yes.
Twist: Here!
Tim: Ok, now let's go get Colin
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #108 on: 08-28-2004 17:13 »

South Park BLU:

Stan: "Be careful Mole."
The Mole:"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart while I was still in the womb?"

Before the Exicution:
Sheila, to Phillip:"Any last words?"
Phillip:"Let's see, last words... Hows aboot GET ME THE F**K OUT OF THIS ELECTRIC CHAIR?!"

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamtion?
General: I don't listen to hip hop.
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« Reply #109 on: 08-29-2004 10:23 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2004 10:23 »

One of many great "Yes, Prime Minister" quotes:

Hackett: Don't tell me about the press, i know exactly who reads the papers.
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Humphrey: Oh and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: The Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
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« Reply #110 on: 08-29-2004 11:48 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Woodbot 2.0:
South Park BLU:

Stan: "Be careful Mole."
The Mole:"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart while I was still in the womb?"

Before the Exicution:
Sheila, to Phillip:"Any last words?"
Phillip:"Let's see, last words... Hows aboot GET ME THE F**K OUT OF THIS ELECTRIC CHAIR?!"

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamtion?
General: I don't listen to hip hop.

But why stop there....?!

Big Gay Al- "We haven't rehearsed"
Kyle- "Sing the fucking song....!"

When Mole dies....
"Shit...."

Mr Garrison- "Oh boy I can't wait till we get shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang...." "laff:

and the classic
"Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here....!"

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
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« Reply #111 on: 08-29-2004 14:30 »

"Slough's nightlife is incredible. It's got two nightclubs. You've got Chasers. And New York, New York, "The club that never sleeps". Umm, that closes at one. Mmm. There was, oh my God, a themed nightclub, called 'Henry the VIII's.' It had the Anne Boleyn Alley. Okay? This is true. As you went into the loo, there was a sign that said, "Mind Your Head". Nice. And underneath someone had written, "Don't get your Hampton Court". Hm...hmm...Yeah. It's not there any more. But there's not a day that goes by that I don't think about it."

Tim, The Office
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« Reply #112 on: 08-29-2004 16:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2004 16:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
From an ep of 3rd Rock from the Sun...

Harry: Now quit your bitchin',  and get out of the kitchen!
Ooooh! I gots one!

"Strudwick!! The monkey called....
He wants his ass you've been using for a face..... back!!"

-Dick Solomon.   laff
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« Reply #113 on: 08-29-2004 17:17 »

"You're like the love child of Joe Friday and Barney Fife"!  - Chad.  A character from Out of Time. 

"Can You Hear Me Now?  Good!"- Verizion Wireless Guy.
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« Reply #114 on: 08-29-2004 20:20 »

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler
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