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Nurdbot

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« Reply #40 on: 08-17-2003 01:39 »

I loved the bit's in the episode where Eric Idle was in.

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« Reply #41 on: 08-17-2003 06:10 »

There are too many absolutely hilarious and great moments in the series to really mention just one, so I wont mention any as far as humor goes (one note though: I find the famous/infamous gorge scene REALLY overrated).

Otherwise, my favorite scene is the one outside the train, followed by the scenes at the Simpson house right after in "Lisa's Substitute".
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« Reply #42 on: 08-17-2003 07:44 »

BURNS : This plague doesnt scare me, i've constructed a germ-free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out.
*Opens the heavily armoured chamber to find homer inside eating*
HOMER *Thinking* : "Dont panic, just come up with a good story"
HOMER : My name is Mr Burns!
HOMER *Thinking* : Doh!
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« Reply #43 on: 08-17-2003 10:58 »

- Brockman: "An orange alert has been issued, which, as always, means... nothing."
- Homer Badman, I think the best satire of the sensationalist media I've seen.
- And Last Exit To Springfield (the power plant union strikes), funny all the way through ("First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!" )
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« Reply #44 on: 08-17-2003 16:43 »

The whole Kamp Krusty episode was genius.
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« Reply #45 on: 08-18-2003 07:43 »

I wanna go to mount Splashmore
Take me, Take me, Take me, NOW!
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
Mount Splashmore take me there right now

In Defence of some of the newer eps:
Lt L.T. Smash's 'Nightmare' about the hippies was classic  smile

 
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The whole Kamp Krusty episode was genius.

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And Last Exit To Springfield (the power plant union strikes), funny all the way through ("First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!" )

Second Third and Fourth, Godda love the famous floor-circling thing that Homer does at the end  smile
Homer (Thinking) : Oh Man, i really have to go to the bathroom, Why did i have all that beer and coffee and watermelon
*Pipes dripping in background*
*Smithers fills coffee up and spills much of it*
Burns : Now Homer, i know what your thinking and i want to take the pressure off. It doesnt take a whizz to see that, your looking out for number one! Well listen to me and you'll make a big splash very soon
*While saying this, Burns spills more coffee*
Homer : Ohhhh... Which way to the bathroom?!
Burns : Oh its the 23rd door on the left
Homer : *Opens Door* "No"
*Opens Door* "No"
*Opens Door* "No"
Burns : He wouldnt even hear me out...
*Homer walks in*
Burns : Find the bathroom alright?
Homer : Uhhhhh.... Yeah....
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« Reply #46 on: 08-18-2003 08:08 »

Homer: Hello, my name is mr. Burns, i think you have a messege for me

Guy: Ok mr. Burns, whats your first name?

Homer: I... Dont know
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« Reply #47 on: 08-18-2003 15:48 »

Boo! Been done!
*Throws Brick*

[Moe]So how much do you look-a-likes get payed? Some say I look Like McCully-Kaulken...Aaah![/Moe]

On a side-note, Skinner hasn't had a amusing/ironic 'Nam flashback in ages.
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« Reply #48 on: 08-19-2003 20:37 »

One Eraser?!
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« Reply #49 on: 08-19-2003 21:33 »

Favorite moment? That's impossible to say, there just too many to list, but here are some of them:

I like "Homer the Great", Patrick Steward doing the voice of Number One being a big part of that. Plus the song.


No. 1: "To night we commemorate the 1500th anniversary of our glorius society's foundation. An because of the momentous event we're having ribs!"

The Stonecutters:
Who controls the British crown ?
Who keeps the metric system down ?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis of the maps ?
Who keeps the martians under wraps ?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car ?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fishs of their sight ?
Who rigs every Oscar night ?
We do! We dooooooo!


Most any episode with Sideshow Bob is comedy gold (great voice by Kelsey Grammer). "Brother From Another Series" is one of my favorite episode

Cecil: "When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust.  But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it lead me to my true calling."
Bob: "Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling." (Cecil coughs) "Yes, yes, the Cappadocians, fine."

And a old favorite to end this:

Ray Patterson: "Oh gosh! You know, I'm not much on speeches, but...it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed! Thank you, bye!"
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« Reply #50 on: 08-20-2003 02:17 »

[Homer] Come on! we're friends now![/Homer]
[Ray] You told then I lured children to my gingerbread house![/Ray]
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« Reply #51 on: 08-20-2003 07:20 »

Gil always cracks me up!
[gil] no! no! dont put him on the phone, Hi bob.. [/gil]
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« Reply #52 on: 08-20-2003 09:31 »

[Hibbert]I used to dance to the name Malcolm Sex, I'd do anything to get a lady[/Hibbert]

However, In the sucess class was the best bit.
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« Reply #53 on: 08-20-2003 22:39 »

[Nelson] If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple [/Nelson]
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« Reply #54 on: 08-20-2003 23:54 »

[bee keeper] Its quiet...a little too quiet [/bee keeper]
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« Reply #55 on: 08-21-2003 02:00 »

Bart of Darkness: The scenes where Bart is in his room, slowly going insane.

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« Reply #56 on: 08-21-2003 13:02 »

I love it when Lisa gives Ralph the Valentine card that say "i choo choo choose you" and then he says "you choo choo choose me?" i love the way he says it

I also love it when Bart shook up a can of beer on april fool's day and then homer goes to open it and Bart is like "April.." and the beer explodes and then they show the cops and Lou goes "it looks like an explosion at the old simpson's house" and cheif wiggum goes "but it's two blocks away" and Lou goes "it looks like beer is coming out of the house" and then cheif wiggum goes running towards the house
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« Reply #57 on: 08-28-2003 11:36 »

Treehouse of Horror, dunno which number it was, the part where Bart and Lisa are practicing to become wizards....? Lisa turns the frog into the prince and Bart's frog turns into a mutant frog and starts throwing up, I was in stiches it's cruel but so funny  laff

Also from the same ep when Homer strangles Bart and his neck stretches and he falls into his breakfast bowl and drowns....I know it sounds lame but it's funnier when you see it  laff
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« Reply #58 on: 08-28-2003 12:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
[Hibbert]I used to dance to the name Malcolm Sex, I'd do anything to get a lady[/Hibbert]

Hate to nit-pick, but it's "I pleased the ladies by any means necessary."
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« Reply #59 on: 08-28-2003 12:30 »
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The Gummi De Milo stuck to the babysitter's ass and Homer peeling it off and eating it....

The one where Bart is in the aquarium and the octopus holds his arms back while the turtle punches him and the hammer-head shark hammers his head. Then in the next scene when Dr. Hibert says that this sort of thing is fairly common. He points to these 3 pictures on the wall: Ralphy with some kind of puffer fish that is in/puffing out his mouth, a kid with his body sticking out of the blow hole of a whale, and a huge octopus emptying a school bus full of children into it's mouth.

The one where Homer and others go on Mr. Burns' yacht and meet up with pirates: Mr. Burns' shock at his monkey looking beat up: "Furious George!"

When the stupid "Homer Simpson" character on TV messes up his boss' insulin shipment: "Uh-oh spaghettios!"
Boss: "Simmmp-sonn!!"
[Same ep--scene in mall where Homer is famous.]
Comic Book Guy: "Your catch phrase is hysterical, please say it to me for my answering machine tape."
Homer (unenthusiastically): "Uh oh spaghettios..."
Comic Book Guy: "Worst reading ever!"

[***I personally like/don't mind the newer Simpsons eps. If it's funny, it's funny.]   smile
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« Reply #60 on: 08-28-2003 12:39 »

Burns: "Send his widow a ham."
Homer: "Mmm, ham."
- Homer's Triple Bypass

Homer: "I Believe you honey."
Lisa: "You do?"
Homer: "Yeah, you're always right about this sort of thing and for once I want in on the ground floor."
- Lisa The Iconoclast
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« Reply #61 on: 08-28-2003 13:51 »

Brockman has good ones:
"Once again, I'v been had!"
*jumping on screen* "This is Kent Brockman for Action News, President Bush has died...... his hair!"

And Homer:
*big long gasp* TRAMAMPOLINE!! *runs out*
"WE HAVE A KITCHEN!?!"
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« Reply #62 on: 08-28-2003 17:04 »

A few good ones:

The end of 'Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily', when Maggie chooses Marge over the Flanderses.

Superintendant Chalmers: Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Homer: Hi, give me one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields, andsomeillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas eh, make it two.
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« Reply #63 on: 08-28-2003 17:21 »

 
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Homer: Hi, give me one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields, andsomeillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas eh, make it two.

Marge: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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« Reply #64 on: 08-28-2003 17:38 »

Artie's had some good one's recently?

[Artie pie in the sky]And how am I supposed to do that, Kent? Do I have a magic lense that can see into people's souls? Yours would be black! black as the night![Artie]
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« Reply #65 on: 08-28-2003 18:13 »

The bit were homer was dreaming about living under the sea- little mermaid parody
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« Reply #66 on: 08-28-2003 19:48 »

The one where Lisa has a crush on a cowboy where Maggie did her Britney Spears dance. That was so cute.

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« Reply #67 on: 08-28-2003 21:42 »

There are a lot of very funny choices in this post so far. I was laughing aloud while reading through them all. Here are a couple of my favorites:

Homer: Oh, dad, you're an old man. And everyone knows that old people are useless.

The scene where Bart is skateboarding down the very steep hill, trucks have broken down full of oil and ball bearings. The glue truck doesn't open until after he's hit the bottom. "Oh, there goes the glue after all!"

And Lt. Kroker, the episode you mentioned where Homer buys the enemas et. al in the convenience store gets even funnier later
Marge: Homer, I don't know what you have planned for this evening but count me out!
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« Reply #68 on: 08-29-2003 02:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
The one where Lisa has a crush on a cowboy where Maggie did her Britney Spears dance. That was so cute.

I hated that episode, mainly because it was shown before the last of Futurama.

They're showing this shit and killing off something original? stupid wankers.

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« Reply #69 on: 08-29-2003 11:28 »

I loved Mr. Blackheart, "And yeah, like most people I've dealt a bit of ivory in my time"
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« Reply #70 on: 08-29-2003 11:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
The one where Lisa has a crush on a cowboy where Maggie did her Britney Spears dance. That was so cute.

I hated that episode, mainly because it was shown before the last of Futurama.

Really?  That episode was my favorite this season.  Of course, that was probably because I'm a huge David Byrne fan...

Moe: You ever see Misery?
David Byrne: Actually, no.
Moe: Then this'll all be new to you...
  laff
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« Reply #71 on: 08-29-2003 12:09 »
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I can't remember the exact quote but..

HOMER: "Do you want to call yourself Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju."

BART "Um.. I'll get back to you on that one.."

 laff
 
I also like Lurleen Lumpkin's songs from the ep "Colonel Homer", remember that one?

LL: "That's why you're losing all your hair, that's why you're overweight.."

Homer:"Uh-huh."

LL:"That's why you flipped your pick-up truck right off the innerstate."

Homer: "That's right, except for the bit about the pick-up truck.."

LOL, Beverly D'Angelo is a marvel in that one, And who knew she could sing?     smile   
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« Reply #72 on: 08-29-2003 14:52 »

The Simpson's 138th Show Spectacular:

Troy: Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there: Itchy and Scratchy (cut to picture of Itchy and Scratchy), Grandpa Simpson (Cut to very crude child's drawing) and Krusty the Klown (cut to extremely crude child's drawing).

It's more of a visual gag, but one of the funniest jokes from S7 onwards.
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« Reply #73 on: 08-29-2003 15:03 »

I love the bit with Leonard Nimoy and Quimby in the monorail episode.

Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.

Nimoy:  I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.[appreciative laughter from the crowd]

Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
   
Nimoy:  [annoyed]  Do you even know who I am?

Quimby: [indignant] I think I do.  Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

Priceless!
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« Reply #74 on: 08-29-2003 15:19 »

Nemoy: A solar eclpse. The cosmic ballet moves on.

Guy: anyone wanna switch seats?
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« Reply #75 on: 08-29-2003 15:38 »

That's a good line too, Rocketboy  smile Just saw the episode yesterday on TV, so it's still fresh in my mind.

I think Nimoy showed up in a few other episodes. I know he was the narrator for the Simpsons X-Files episode. He was great in that one too!

Hello.  I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following tale of alien encounters is true.  And by true, I mean false.  It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies.  And in the end, isn't that the real truth?  The answer is: No.
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« Reply #76 on: 09-01-2003 03:05 »
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I liked Homers confrontation's with tbe Gun Shop owner in the cartridge family.

Homer: If I had my gun I'd kill you!
Owner: Yeah, well you don't.

The Owner, who've seen many times in other occupation's has had some good lines as well.
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« Reply #77 on: 09-01-2003 15:47 »

Homer: Bart, people die all the time!!
Why you could wake up dead tomorrow...
*stares at Bart intently*
Well, goodnight...
 laff  laff
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« Reply #78 on: 09-01-2003 19:30 »

LAST EXIT TO SPRINGFIELD

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.

Homer's brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Homer's brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's brain: Oh my god!! He is coming on to me!!!

Burns: After all, negotiations make for strange bedfellows.

(Burns chuckles and winks at Homer)

Homer's brain: AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Homer: Sorry, Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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« Reply #79 on: 09-02-2003 09:43 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2003 00:00 »

[Yeah, it's a doublepost ... but it's the best damn doublepost you've ever seen!]
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