Make your own Reality Series!

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Subject (pick one of these):
-A group of sexy singles
-A group of gay people
-Clones of dead evil dictators
-A group of pimps
-Some Bar Tenders
-A group of old people with several bone disorders
-guys with one testicle
-guys with three testicles
-A group of D.J.'s
-Exactly 17 washed up comediens

Object (pick one)
-eat fecies
-open cd wrapers
-wear gorilla masks and dance for pennies
-shoot humpback whales
-have sex with animals
-run an abortion clinic
-play scrable
-watch an endless array of 20 something sitcoms
-make asses of themselves on T.V.
-Drink outdated milk

Prize (pick one)
-to win $100,000,000 dollars
-to win old "Siskel and Ebert" tapes
-for a geocities webpage
-to marry Joan Rivers
-for a case of beer
-to become WWE champion
-for matching salt and pepper shakers
-to win crack
-for a free breakfest at Denny's

copy and paste one of each in order and you've got the next award winning ground breaking reality T.V. show for example:

A group of old people with several bone disorders shoot humpback whales for a free breakfest at Denny's

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Clones of dead evil dictators run an abortion clinic to become WWE champion.

It's...GARBAGE!

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a group of sexy singles-shoot humpback whales-to marry joan rivers

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Three words: Liberty City Survivor.

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A group of sexy singles wear gorilla masks and dance for pennies to win crack

   THE END?

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Clones of dead evil dictators eat fecies to marry Joan Rivers.

But, seriously. Crappy choices man. I go with Nix!!!! "We get recently parolled criminals, kit them out with machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades - and dump them on an island..."

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A group of pimps watch an endless array of 20 something sitcoms to win crack...

now thats television.

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A group of D.J.'s have sex with animals for matching salt and pepper shakers.

It's called 'Dignity-The obliteration'.

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Clones of dead evil dictators run an abortion clinic to become WWE champion.

It's...GARBAGE!

There is a reality show to becomes a WWE superstar already. Touth Enoough

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Funny Farm: Lives of the Perverted porno actor. Tonight On FOX!!!
Guys with three testicles-have sex with animals-for a geocities webpage

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Some Bar Tenders shoot humpback whales to marry Newhook

*shrugs* Reality tv alright.

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Endangered Species Survivor...where the strong survive, and the weak are eaten.

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Guys with one testicle (Tom Green included)
Have sex with animals (Walrus not included)
To win crack (from a vending machine.)

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A group of old people with several bone disorders wear gorilla masks and dance for pennies to become WWE champion.

I would watch it!

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"How Much Would It Cost to Remove You From the Gene Pool?": a show that offers people money to kill themselves in profoundly stupid ways.

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Originally posted by kip:
But, seriously. Crappy choices man. I go with Nix!!!! "We get recently parolled criminals, kit them out with machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades - and dump them on an island..."

And you can watch that by joining the French Foreign Legion.

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Completly at random:  A group of pimps wear gorilla masks and dance for pennies to marry Newhook.

Well, I'm off to make my Simon Callow-like fortune!

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A group of pimps wear gorilla masks and dance for pennies for matching salt and pepper shakers.

Ooh, I've been there before.

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8 DJ's are shooting humpback whales, preferrably with crossbows. The winner gets a free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's. Unfair treatment is a bonus prize.

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Some Bar Tenders have sex with animals to win old "Siskel and Ebert" tapes

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A group of washed op comedians drink outdated milk for a free breakfast at Denny's

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Exactly 17 washed up comediens Drink outdated milk to marry Newhook

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so what do I get out of that?

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fun

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A group of gay people and have sex with animals. So they win to become WWE champion!

I have a feeling this thread is kinda spam.

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a bunch of PEELers posting at PEEL to be poster of the month 

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My concept:
"Chimp City USA"
You get like 50-100 chimps. Put them in an abandoned small town filled with hidden cameras. Have them perform jobs to maintain the city, like mayor, mail chimp, store owner, etc. Give them lovable constructed personalitys and allow them to interact in semi-staged events (like all the other "reality shows" )
Then allow people to bet on which chimps will lead the most sucessfull life.
Then halfway through the season declair Apocylipse, give all the chimps guns and the winner is the last one standing.

FOX if you're listening you can contact me through my E-mail address.

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Clones of dead evil dictators watch an endless array of 20 something sitcoms to win crack.

hehehehehehheheheheh, once again proving my theory that hitler was a crack addict.